/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17056138
ur mums pusi m8

>>17056138
caviar the only thing I ever scraped off my tongue.

>>17056154
This, I puked all over it and then served used the rest to make stock

>>17056138
Which gay ass reddit cartoon is this from

>>17056138
century duck egg

>>17056138
mud

>>17056253
Looks like the League of Legends cartoon. That appears to be Vi. This cartoon is getting pushed really hard right now. Whether that is because people like it, or people are shilling it, I don't know.


>>17056138
Hmm. Tripe that wasn't fully cleaned properly.

>>17056292
>Whether that is because people like it, or people are shilling it, I don't know.
leaguebabs like it because it's league
normies like it because it's "pretty"

>>17056295
I can see it either way. I have not watched it, but man it is getting pushed hard. I played enough League to recognize it, but also am old enough to not care anymore.

>>17056292
>>17056295
>>17056300
never played league and i honestly started watching it cause im a fan of animation, and it is REALLY good animation, but i think the show's writing is also pretty well done as well

didnt pay netflix to watch it tho

>>17056138
your mom's pussy

>>17056325
>i think the show's writing is also pretty well done as well
wanna watch all of the marvel movies together uwu

I mistook a dehydrated liver treat for dogs for a corn chip
That was bad I could taste it for hours even ever brushing and rinsing a billion times

San Pedro cactus
Balut
Century egg
Silkworm pupae
Ethanol denatured with bitrex

>>17056138
Horseradish and wasai

>>17056410
Damn, you're a grizzled vet

>>17056138
I used to be a nosepicker when i was younger and i would eat the boogers, because i picked so much i would get nosebleeds often

I plugged up a nosebleed with a piece a toilet paper, when i pulled out the plug a giant slug-like glob of blood and mucus came out

I decided to slurp that thing in one go and immediately vomited

That was pretty gross

>>17056556
used to do that too and still do

pork ribs, god I hate pork

>>17056410
>Ethanol denatured with bitrex
This is the exact level of psychopathy I would expect from a balut eater

>>17056138
doesn't perfectly apply but on a snorkeling trip in Hawaii as a kid, somehow I got just a FULL gulp of seawater, and it was absolutely putrid.

Second to that would maybe be lamb with mint jelly or a slice of goat-brie from the samples at whole foods, I was expecting something simple and didn't realize it was goat cheese, I nearly vomited right onto the shop floor.

>>17056574
>lamb with mint jelly
Tastelet american detected

>>17056138
A mosquito

>>17056410
>Century egg
>It's probably the most Basic food on earth(pH 9-12)
I can see it being beyond terrible but it's probably got some health benefits

>>17056583
Also not liking goat cheese, feta is delicious

>>17056138
semen
don't know how chicks slurp that shit down, it was vile

>>17056608
It's really alkaline. That's the main flavor.

>>17056632
it can taste good

>>17056138
One of those scorpion filled lolipops. Absolutely disgusting rotten shitty acorpion flavor

>>17056138
Rotten meat

>>17056632
my ex refused to spit. i miss her

Acid reflux

Cockroach...was really drunk at the time and a roach rolled up and turned belly up next to me. Picked it up to analyze this creature. Fried offered me 5 bucks to eat, raised him 20. Chowed down...it sucked. Used the money to get a cigar case for my fiance at the time...I did it for love

>>17056138
Current year KFC is among the worst things I’ve ever eaten. I used to tolerate it 15 years ago when the quality was better

>>17056410
>Balut
This wouldn't be on your list if nasty foods if you actually have tried it.

>>17056608
>basic equals healthy
Holy fucking shit I'm tired of you fucking retard subhuman animals having the same right as people with triple digit IQ. Do everyone you've ever interacted with a favor and slit your wrists you colossal fucking retard. Intelligence is what sets us apart from every other animal, so you being so incredibly gullible and idiotic makes you more chimp than human. Kill yourself you stupud fucking idiot I HATE RETARDS SO FUCKING MUCH

Improperly washed pig intestines from a dive restaurant in China. I ate them regardless and surprisingly did not get sick though.

>>17056608
>>17056636
Century eggs can be a decent condiment imo. I put a little bit of century egg in a savory oat porridge I make

>>17057143
>Improperly washed pig intestines
>I ate them regardless
Well that's the strangest way I've ever heard somebody proclaim their scat fetish.

>>17057151
Yep, I had it in congee before. It's fine.

>>17056608
What makes it different from something being extremely acidic? Basic isn't like neutral, something being really basic with a high pH can burn you just like a strong acid.

>>17056138
Caught a stink bug in my salad once. Didn't notice it was there until I bit into it and got the most vile bitter taste I've ever experienced.

>>17057168
I would say the thing is it tastes really salty. That's the closest taste.

>>17056562
>(((god I hate pork)))

>>17057171
Happened to me with a fly in my coffee. I would have been alright if I didn't bit into it.

>>17056138
Once made porridge with pepsi. Also once used apple cider vinegar, which was actually pretty tasty.

Whale soup. The whale was so tough, fishy, and salty. The japs should just take the blubber and leave the carcass to decompose

>>17057197
I meant for health reasons. A lot of people think acidic = bad and alkaline = good but both can cause physical damage if they're strong enough.

>>17056138
Pussy
People are kidding themselves if they think it's anything but vile

>>17056138
Doesn't sound that bad but in uni me and a friend made some retarded stoner breakfast that seemed like a good idea at the time but after trying to eat it we realised it obviously wasn't. IIRC it involved hash browns, spring onions and red peppers stuffed inside a toasted cheese sandwich. It was horrible.

>>17056138
>Netflix cartoon where characters from a Chinese owned property are eating the bugs
>Not just eating, but hungrily and eagerly wolfing them down
I WILL NOT EAT THE BUGS
I WILL NOT LIVE IN THE POD
I WILL NOT BE REPLACED

I WILL OWN PROPERTY AND BE WRATHFUL OF YOUR SUBVERSION.

>>17056154
>eating pussy
Beta as fuck.

>>17056138
god that animation looks like garbage

>>17057210
why do you have the habit of chewing your coffee anon

I don't know the name. It was a filipino delicacy, basically like a pickled egg with the chick inside actually a little developed.

I didn't know what I got into, and I was trying to bang this chick I ate it with. It was fucking disgusting, I barely got it down.

>>17056138
Probably a single mentos I found on a dirt road or a trash apple

>>17056295
I've been playing League since season 2 & I have no interest in watching this show, although I wouldn't be surprised if it was better than most of the contrived shit Netflix themselves produce.

>>17059119
It's a reflex from mentally associating coffee with nipples for some reason.

>>17056138
bunches of chicory. ate it raw, it was unpleasantly bitter. tried cooking it and it was 10X as bitter, right into the garbage it went

>>17056138
Improperly cleaned pig buttholes at a Mexican restaurant in Chicago
I've had pig buttholes before that didn't taste like shit but those definitely did

>>17059541
I'd check it out anon, especially if you like animation as a medium. And it's not really a Netflix show, they're just the distributors so none of the usual problems

>>17056138
>Venison Testicles
>Fried unidentifiable bugs in china
>Chocolate covered grasshoppers
>Chicken Feet
>Coyote
>Escargot

>>17057236
The more acidic your diet is, the more likely you are to have cancer. I'm sure eating pure alkaline would be just as bad but a a slice of century egg with your acidic meal would be anticarcinogenic

I'm glad you're actually asking because other anon just sperged out in rage and called me retarded even though I have a chemistry degree

>>17057151
>>17057161
retard mutts, for some strange reason, seem to think that century egg is meant to be eaten whole on its own. They act like it's a vile food when its actually meant to be eaten as a condiment. Imagine a Chinaman eating preserved anchovies and claiming its disgusting when we know its used as a condiment. Angloids are fucking idiots.

>>17056608
Just eat soap or even better, bleach. It's basic as fuck. Must be fantastic for your health, kek. Retard redditor.

>>17059842
See>>17059828
You're out of your league here

>>17056138
Another man's ahnoos

Peyote

>>17057561
I'm not joking when I say you should find a girl with better hygiene. I loved licking my exgf's clean little cunny.

A few tablespoons of wasabi on an empty stomach

>>17059812
>chicken feet
>snails
Holy fucking tastelet, those are fine.

>>17059828
>>17059844
All right, show me the literature review or metastudy of that. Just because you read on cosmopolitan it doesn't make it true, you tranny.

>>17059875
Turns out adding alkaline to your diet is actually good for you, but only because it promotes gut health, not because it has any effect on PH in the body, and a high acid diet only causes cancer because it inflames your digestive organs, so it only really causes cancer in the stomach
About the extent of what I can find on the internet. Alkaline diet itself is basically debunked

>>17057137
based

>>17056574
>almost threw up from goat cheese
Do us all a favor, kill yourself

>>17059910
>>17059875
>>17059828
All this ultimately comes down to is that Ray Peat is a genius, eat the carrot, drink the magnesium water, simple as.

Cancer is caused by so many things. Just avoid extremes and eat as close to purely natural foods as possible.

>>17059840
ok chang.

>>17060038
Cope, schlomo

just off the top of my head, sauerkraut juice.

>>17056556
I'm honestly a little nauseous

>>17056138
cheese in france that smelled like actual dickcheese
my dad's girlfriend's ho made yogurt
my boyfriend's mom's ho made yogurt
rank shit

>>17059910
>About the extent of what I can find on the internet
I can also find on the internet that the earth is flat

>>17060287
>my dad's girlfriend's ho
>my boyfriend's mom's ho
Jfc is everyone in your family degenerate?

when I was visiting the family of my ex, they offered me a homemade soup with "mushrooms"
turned out the "mushrooms" were slugs pickled in saline until unrecognizable
apparently it's an eastern german speciality from their commie times
it was ok I gues, wouldn't eat it again though

>>17056556
Thanks, I'll beat my kids if they ever do this.

>>17056138
I ate ze bugs in cambodia, taste was pretty boring.
The most disgusting thing I ever tried was Surströmming straight out of the can. That smell just makes you throw up instantly. Would like to try it properly prepared tho.

>>17060450
Yeah the chili fried crickets and spiders were fine. It was the grubs and cockroaches that tasted bad.

>>17056154
Fpbp

>>17060345
yeah

>>17058900
Absolutely based

>>17056410
Why was the alcohol denatured with a bitterant? Was it some basic "hand sanitizer"?

>whats the nastiest thing youve ever eaten?
The nastiest food I eat on a regular basis is Wendy’s chili. I don’t know why I keep ordering it. Every single time I tell myself I will never order Wendy’s chili again. Then, without fail, sooner or later, I get a hankering for some Wendy’s chili

>>17059828
Holy shit are you that grain shill from the Gatorade thread? Fucking lmao. Opinion discarded. You got a degree in bullshit, not chemistry.

>>17056608

Chink from South wast asia here. LOL do you have any idea on how they make these eggs??? Ancient times and modern times. They are fucking unhealthy

>>17056138
>>17056138
>Coffee "soup" (just black coffee, salt, and water)
>Scorpion lollipops
>"Pizza salad" (salsa, lettuce, yeast)
>Butterballs (plain white bread wrapped around butter - ate them as a child as a "treat," ate one recently for nostalgia and felt sick)
>Roadkill chili - made by a neighbor, kind of had a weird sour aftertaste but it might not have been the roadkill doing that since it was pretty fresh
>Partially rotted cabbage
>Raw Dandelion greens - specialty in salads at my families house, bitter and disgusting, much better cooked

None of these were particularly horrible, more sad and desperate than anything else.

>>17060371
Do you happen to know what that dish is called/if it has a name?

>>17060579
Also I would eat sort of inedible stuff like grass, leaves, pinecones, clay, mattress foam, etc that weren't particularly good but I don't really count that.

>>17058900
That is very clearly fresh caught fish. What are you smoking

>>17056162
Stop posting

>>17056608
>probably got some health benefits

Yeah you'll fucking die then you never get sick again. Smart move cut out the middle man

>>17056556
Daryl is that you?

>>17060656
>freshly caught fish explode in yellow gunk when you take bites out of them
You will never have a soul, Chang.

>>17056138
My cousin's dick and ass. I'm male btw.

>>17060525
>You got a degree in bullshit, not chemistry.
Get i get a QRD?

>>17056138
God I wish I was one of those grubs.

>>17056138
Came back from vacation with family. We had fried plantains there, and we all really liked them. Mom tried to make them, and they were so bad each attempted bite made me gag. Nobody could eat them. Tbh, this is the only time her cooking was bad.

>>17060727
Is your cousin male or female?

My Indian friend had some like, fruit and nut mix in his kitchen and said I could eat some. And there was just one component of the mix that tasted absolutely disgusting.

>>17060502
Why do you keep going back for it if you think it’s nasty?

>>17056138
Made a pretty vile pasta dish with sardines, mushrooms, cream of mushroom soup, and rigatoni when I was an undergrad. Managed to tolerate one serving and went off to a party. Barely finished one beer before my stomach decided to hit the reset button. Hurled into the nearest sink and tapped out for the night. Can't stand the smell of cream of mushroom soup anymore but I still love deenz.

>>17060860
>cousins dick and ass
>male or female
anon....

>>17060502
Wendy's chili is fine you gaping faggot

>>17059871
No I didn’t like them. I really wanted to like snails. I’m French. Just can’t do it

>>17060592
>mattress foam
Wtf

Asian Lady Beetles are an invasive species and all over the south. We were having lunch and I accidentally bit into one. Nearly vomited on my lunch tray.

>>17057137
Someone touch a nerve there bud?

>>17057137
He mad

dick
really
i ate a bulls penis 4 years ago on a trip to china and it was extremely undercooked and underseasoned

>>17056138
ur mom lol

>>17061350
Are the penises you regularly eat seasoned well?

In the past year I've gotten into making fridge pickles and decided I wanted to try making actual fermented ones. Checked out a few different recipes online and did my best to replicate them. Only problem is the vessel I was using as a croc was pretty big and I knew I was going to need a lot of brine. All the recipes said to weight out the salt, but I didn't have a food scale so I just kind of guesstimated. Well, I must have really overdone the salt because after about 2 weeks in the brine I tried one and it was terrible. It had the texture of a pickle but tasted like straight up ocean water. It was so bad it nearly put me off pickles for a while.

>>17056138
Risotto, cassadella with something lemon in it, a chewing gum

breath mints that were soaked in melted deodorant in my glove box. it got hot that day. very fragrant.

>>17061177
Seriously. If the cousin was a female it would be her dick and bussy.

>>17061238
Probably pica https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OIoWVm2jkxM

black pussy except I enjoyed it

>>17056138
i made chilli with rancid beef mince like last week. otherwise a very miserable egg mayo sandwich while stood in a soggy field with my dad watching a rugby game that I didn't want to be at

>>17060720
It's in some kind of cheese or soup.
T. actually watched the show. They eat food from Bilgewater, which is basically a port nation.

>>17060502
Wendy’s chili is awesome I make my own at home. Why don’t you try making your own next time, here is a recipe

>>17056325
You have to go back

>>17056574
You are weak and will not survive the coming winter

>>17056613
Feta is made from cow's milk though

>>17060579
>>17060592
I don't mean this to be mean, but did you grow up in some kind of West Virginia holler or something?

pasta made with moldy expired sauce, unintentionally and somehow not noticed until after consumption. No side effects at the time somehow, maybe mold isn't as dangerous as we are told

>>17056138
This shit. The one time I had it I was drunk and so should have had a pretty high tolerance to just power through gross flavors, but the instant I realized what I was tasting I gagged

>>17060502
I checked and come to find out you're gay. Wendy's chili is based af

>>17061670
feta is bull milk, retard

>>17056138
flying fish roe and this bean salad from a place in cape cod

one of the many times my father didn't feed us as children i opened his tobacco tin and ate everything that was in there. i was violently ill for days and days.

>>17061945
>one of the many times my father didn't feed us as children
Lmao. What fucking country bro?
Also all the tannins in that tobacco + the nicotine likely made you have nicotine poisoning

>>17061945
sorry to hear that anon.

>>17062283
UK

>>17061670
>>17061905
It's gotta be at least 60% sheep milk, the rest is usually cow milk

>>17059580
... w-what.

>>17059868
why

>>17056154
YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO gotim

>>17060860
gee that's a hard one

>>17060502
Wendy's chili smells like vagina

Omelet MRE

>>17062717
yummy
I mean, if you're not a cock gargling FAGGOT that is

>>17059745
you know what? I know an asshole who lives in chicago that likes me enough that I could recommend him anything on earth and he would try it. Tell me the name of the restaurant so I can send him there just to fuck with him. He's not gay but he sends me dick picks and I'm sick of him and want to joke around so long as he likes me enough to want me to fuck him in the butthole.

>>17056332
There are actual consequences and deaths in this show as opposed to Marvel stuff

>>17056556
Boogers are one of the best fast food meals. Insert finger, receive delicious booger. It pains me to think that there are people who don't eat their boogers, nay, they even deride such elegant practice! Truly despicable.

>>17057137
You're right, but holy shit anon, I can literally hear your mouth frothing.

>>17062717
How do you know what vag smells like?

>>17056253
Seriously, I hate it so damn much

>>17056295
It looks faggy as fuck

>>17056561
Same. My immune system is god tier

Hardees mushroom swiss melt. I love mushrooms and swiss but it was so gross I puked

>>17056632
Can confirm. Ex wanted to see me eat a little of my sperm and it was pretty fuckin gnarly

>>17057171
I think we have a winner here

>>17058900
I wish some of you fucks worked where I'm at. Everyone here at this place has major kike brain

>>17059866
Eating poosi is supposedly good for building muscle I've heard

>>17060502
Ok wings

>>17056253
Arcane and its really fucking good

>>17063407
if critic scores are that high then I know it's absolute garbage propaganda, thanks for the heads up

>>17059580
I get it

>>17062283
>this may surprise you, but eating too much tobacco gave you nicotine poisoning. I know this is counterintuitive, but to an intellectual mind such as mine, it really is quite obvious, and I'm glad I could explain it to you, since you were clearly struggling with the concept of nicotine giving you nicotine poisoning.
Shoot yourself faggot.

>>17063407

Fish sperm is a delicacy.

>>17063440
Its not original or that good. The plot was ripped off wholesale.

Shit is just so bad these days that anything thats not complete garbage is worshipped as perfect. Thats why you see all these shitty modern movies getting ranked above actual classics.

>>17056154

popeye's, kfc, and big boy
curiously all food prepared by negroes..........

my boyfriends taint after a night of beer and hot wings

>>17063563
>whiteoid cant handle spice
color me shocked

>>17063584
>color me
yes you are
and your entire race cooks nasty food

>>17063489
>autist (read: retard) doesnt understand how conversation works
Here is your updoot fren!

>>17061945
youre lucky to have survived that fren

>>17056138
Hominy.

Just thinking about it makes me nauseated frfr.

>>17060032
lmao

>>17056138
Mugwort tincture (Hacтoйкa пoлыни)
Shit is trash

>>17064039
i just had some tamales made by my mexican friend

>>17062757
This was like 10 years ago I totally forgot the name of the place sorry bro

>>17056138
i was in hong kong and stopped into some random place in an alley and ordered "Meatball Bone Broth Soup" because i was drunk and tired. i got a gooey flavorless broth with rubbery flavorless very smooth meatballs and overcooked noodles. it didnt make me throw up or anything but it was pretty bad. still ate it though

>>17061691
No, I was just neglected and ate whatever I found/could make/was given. Like I said, more sad and desperate than nasty. I did live in a small town but not in the south.

>>17061238
I was kind of deranged. I think I had/have pica like >>17061482 said. I still crave metal/coins and ice from time to time but that might be a vitamin deficiency too.

>>17063392
Get a job in the skilled trades. 99% of everyone ive ever worked with is based as fuck.

>>17056253
What's reddit?

>>17064484
>lmao
lmao

>>17056138
I was at this shitty chinese buffet once and I got fried sushi. As soon as I bit into it, I realized that it contained nothing other than a massive spoonful of hot, cheap overripe avocado. Still feel like gagging when I think about it.

>>17056138
The worst tasting thing I have ever consumed was an absinth mixture pre-distillation.
Both the taste and regret set in immediately. It's already at about 50% abv, but also is full of aniseed and wormwood, so it tastes like rubbing alcohol, aniseed and BITTER.

>>17059840
>Imagine a Chinaman eating preserved anchovies and claiming its disgusting when we know its used as a condiment.
anchovie filets are absolutely delicious are you fucking retarded?

>>17056138
seems like whoever animated that just wanted to make that one scene where pacha and cuzco eat the bug

>>17056556
i pick my nose constantly, i MUST have a clean and clear nose or i will go insane. but i never ever ever even once thought of eating the stuff jesus christ that is so fucking disgusting. i did something else pretty autistic though, i would pick my nose and then just wipe it on my shirt. i have stopped doing this as i have gotten older but you are a fucking disgusting goblin.

>>17063210
because he's eaten wendy's chili can't you read?

>>17066164
anisneed

>>17056138
i hate this webm
also, pussy

>>17056138
Harry potter beanz

>>17057210
I used to regularly drink fruitflies that drowned in my coffee. I would leave cups out overnight and forced myself to drink them even though they tasted like shit.

>>17057210
>>17067225
At least it wasnt a yellow jacket in a soda can as a kid. That was unpleasant to say the least....

friend had me over for breakfast
he added a shitload of italian herbs and seasoning to the scrambled eggs
it was so much that if i exhaled through my mouth, pieces of dried herbs would escape in something that resembled the cinnamon challenge
i had to go to the bathroom and rinse my mouth like 20 times to get all the herbs out of my teeth and i've got fairly straight teeth that don't trap a lot of debris
i was having to push the water through my teeth to get it all
never again

>>17059840
I never use anchovies as a condiment. They're best eaten alone, or occasionally on pizza.

>>17067421
at least you got revenge on that piece of shit hyperagressive insect

>>17056138
Either pickled herring or pickled qail eggs or a bite of a chocolate with spoiled moldy marzepan inside.

>>17056410
San pedro is def impossible level but century egg is unironically good in congee

>>17056138
i had these dried salted fish in vietnam that got caught in my throat when i was trying to swallow them, it was terrible. i proceeded to get viciously drunk on rice wine and beer and the next day, i was so hungover i had to puke, but when i went to puke the ball of dehydrated salted funky fish chunks got stuck in my throat AGAIN along with all the stomach acid and bile and rice wine and i just laid on the bathroom floor retching and choking and almost passed out. blew all the blood vessels in my eyes from straining and trying to throw it up.

>>17056410
san pedro wasn't bad, i had it in sludge/smoothie form and i just gagged it down real quick. balut is actually tasty with salt/pepper/chili/lime and herbs, it's just the texture that's gross. silkworms are good. century egg, not so good, but you can get it stir-fried in tamarind.

were you in vietnam?

>>17060450
the bugs i ate in cambodia ranged from unremarkable/dry and crunchy to absolutely goddamn delicious. the old guy sitting next to me in the minibus bought a bag of like water strider beetles fried with lemongrass ginger and chili and they were like the best stirfry peanuts you've ever had. they gave one to me as a joke (look at the whiteboy haha) and i ended up eating like half the bag. you just had to pick off the legs first. i honestly still think about thos bugs like 7 years later, one of the best things i ate the entire time i was in asia.

>>17066164
ah, you just helped me figure out the worst thing i've ever tasted. fucking Malort. everyone in chicago acts like it's some rite of passage charming city of broad shoulders character building thing. you know what? Chicago can get wiped off the map with a false flag nuclear attack for all i care, because then nobody will have to suffer the pain of Malort ever again.

>>17056138
this

>>17066481
Holy shit how can anybody be this retarded and still know how to type? Rope yourself before you spread any of your retard opinions to anybody else.

>>17056410
>Ethanol denatured with bitrex
Sell this to IPA fags and you'll become a rich man.

>>17060815
This has to be it for me. Plantains pissed me off because they looked like bananas yet were harder than shit. Cooked plantains were even worse.

Special mention to chitlins. No human should be selling those, let alone eat them in 2021AD.

Chicken and dumplings. Boiled chicken generally is just gross. Add in soggy boiled dough balls and it's 100x nastier.

>>17067739
you first tranny

>>17067781
No, I insit you go first, potato.

>>17057088
You and your girlfriend sound like scumbags

chewed a xanax once. unbearably bitter, nothing gets the taste out of your mouth.
that shit is made of poison.

if we’re talking actual food I gotta say straight blue cheese tastes like rot. I’ve tried it numerous times and I can’t force myself to like it.

>licking ex gf’s vagina
>feel something on my tongue
>spit it out
>it’s wad of toilet paper

A can of rancid orange juice I took a swig out of by mistake that had been sitting for a week.

>>17068833
>eating pussy
>ever

>>17059812
>Escargot
tranche tes veines stp

>>17065175
>I still crave metal/coins and ice from time to time but that might be a vitamin deficiency too.
i craved a metallic taste when i was low on iron, so that might be it. people try to say just craving ice means you're low on iron too but sometimes i'd crave ice just because i live in a hot climate.

Stinky tofu

>birthday cream cake made with overripe durian
I can eat it tiny portion of fresh durian but this time I forced myself to eat one cake portion: it was so ripe/sweet/buttery it's sickening, made me gag. Watching my SEA bf's senpai GULPING this horror with intense pleasure was properly Lynchian.

>>17062757
anon, don't delude yourself, this guy is gay
t. gay

>>17069103
>TOO MUCH BUTTERY SWEETNESSS WAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
kys retard

>>17067529
Only after it stung the fuck out of me

>>17069080
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Food_safety_incidents_in_China#Sewage_used_in_tofu_manufacturing
>>17067780
You had a dogshit version then. Where did you eat it at? Some soul food dump? They always pretend its good cooking when its abject shit

once i had been drinking for months and got to the point where i couldnt even bother getting up from bed so i peed in a bottle, i also kept a water bottle next to my bed and one night i woke up thirsty, tried to drink some water and ended up with a big mouthful of brown, diabetic, possibly weeks old pee

>>17068833
That's nothing. My coworker went down on his fiancée only to find out his neighbor was there earlier that day.

>>17069391
She is now an ex fiancée and the fact I gotta say it depresses me about society

>>17056138
This webm pisses me off. Nobody would use both hands to eat something like that. Even the most slovenly slob would keep one hand clean.

>>17069391
>>17069395
Friend of mine went down on a girl he was dating/going out with one time... popped open a yeast infection pocket with his tongue
I can only imagine the horror

>>17069272
My mother in law made it. It's literally unseasoned boiled chicken, lumps of dough or canned biscuits, in cream of chicken soup. I gag just thinking of it.

>>17069420
Jesus christ. That is the laziest version of chicken and dumplings ive ever heard of. No wonder it was terrible

>>17056292
>>17056292
A lot of it is chink shills. You see it when any big chink media/video game comes out. See Genshin.

>>17056154
her asshole was worse

>>17069103
and I forgot the mention the infamous nauseating pungent smell of the fruit, because it was actually less (!) revolting that the taste