/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Yeah but did you wash the chicken in dish soap

>>17055673
That thing looks fucking raw as fuck.

mm looking spicy

>>17055679
registered over 165F at the thickest point, I'll take my apology in writing, thank you

>>17055696
>I'll take my apology in writing, thank you
As opposed to?

>>17055700
https://voca.ro/128zCQzn5uF2

>>17055682
yeah that fresh cracked black pepper had me like whew chile frfr no cap

>>17055673
Blackbros, we spoke too soon. I kneel, white spice master.

>>17055673
What spices did you use?
Did you brine them?

This has to be a false flag operation

>not covered in dish soap, bleach, chlorine and supermarket value brand chili powder

k cracka

>>17055725
salt, and the secret ingredient is black pepper, but just have something to drink nearby
no brining, just put foil over the top so they stay nice and soggy and don't develop that icky brown crust. serve with lightly salted rice

>>17055712
why do you speak like that?

>>17055739
eating homemade soul food makes me feel a deep sense of kinship to my african american brothers and sisters

>>17055747
so eating good food makes you spell bad and talk like a freak?

it's a compliment I guess

>>17055762
you're just a figment of my imagination

>>17055673
dry brine chicken breasts overnight
then 3 hours at 145 in a sous vide
they come out semi-cured like coldcut meat

>>17055709
Rude, but I just wanted a (You) so I don't really mind

>>17055829
the price we pay for (You)s

>>17055673
>Google image search
>Possible related search: dirty

>>17055886
it's real, i made it
i have to do a breath test and all im allowed to eat is baked or broiled chicken with salt and pepper, rice, or eggs.

>>17055678
Black people not knowing heat kills bacteria will always set off alarm bells.

>>17055673
Based, niggers and faggots just got clown the fuck out forever.

>>17055954
Sibo test huh? It's hard mode, but you didn't even try.

>bone in skin on chicken roasted with pepper and plenty of salt until brown and crispy
>deglaze the fond with a little water and pour the resulting "sauce" over your white rice

There I got something 6/10 instead of 1/10 like your image. Why on earth would you pick boneless skinless breasts when under that constraint? They didn't say you're not allowed the maillard reaction.

>>17055673
Can I get some more chicken with my pepper?

>>17055673
Lol rent free

I used to see Mexicans getting their heads chopped off with chainsaws but the stuff I see on this board is more traumatizing

>>17055712
>whew chile
What does Chile have to do with anything?

>>17055762
racist

>>17055673
4/10 would eat if I was starving but buy skin-on next time

>>17055730
Agreed

>>17056408
It's one night, retard, who cares

>>17056995
>who cares
whoever has to eat that depressing crap
Besides, anyone getting that test done has gut problems and probably lots of dietary restrictions on the way. Learn to improvise or suffer

>>17057004
I'm already doing low FODMAP which is why i can't even have white bread. So rather than go out and buy bone in skin on and get a couple pans dirty I just threw what I had in the oven because it's going to suck anyway so might as well expend as little effort as possible

I do spice the chicken before a quick pan sear then pressure cook

>>17055709
>american
>fat voice
fag

>>17057308
He doesn't sound fat, post voice

>>17057308
Im skinny man i have gut problems lol

>>17055673
I want to eat it and get salmonella. I might get to pop some mighty shits

>>17057312
no

>>17057438
Coward

>>17055673
nigga, you trippin, they ain't even a little spice on those breasts

>>17057540
you're looking in the mirror mate.

>>17057683
When I look in the mirror I just start kissing my reflection, I'm not even gay

>>17055673
>girlfriend and i go over to her sisters house for dinner last night
>it's "caribbean themed"
>chicken, rice, grilled veggies (onions & bell peppers), yogurt sauce (think tahini sauce), salad, grilled bananas, etc.
>chicken is excellently marinated
>however, i go to cut into the chicken and its still somewhat raw
>don't know her sisters boyfriend well enough to talk shit on his grill skillz yet
>also didn't get sick and still tasted good

>>17057700
I've eaten grilled chicken pieces that were still slightly raw, it's not that horrible. Never got sick either.

>>17055767
meds

>>17057689
fag

>>17056305
we don't wash it cuz bacteria we wash it cuz there be dirt and shit on it

>>17057780
Kiss me then

>>17057791
sorry i have a date with you dad first. you can ask him for my number.

>>17057787
So fucking cringe. If you're gonna larp larp harder yt faggot

>>17057044
Welp good thing you have the food palate of a wet rock. Cause youre gonna be eating like one

>>17055767
where is your proof that you are not the figment

Why do people buy boneless skinless ever? Bone in and skin on is cheaper and tastes aprox 100x better even without seasoning.

>>17057044
>low FODMAP
i'm so sorry
i cannot think of a worse diet

>>17056305
Heat doesn't kill chlorine residue, heat also doesn't remove any surface contamination of heavy metals or polymers left on the chicken during the mechanical separation. Have fun with your dementia and low testosterone.

>I get so upset about brown people memes on twitter that I make 4chan threads proving I dont actually season my chicken with water and happy thoughts
no cap this cringe af

>>17055730
There are no others, accept it, anyone you see on this cite is a false flag

>>17058957
>he eats boner meat
haha FAG

>>17056305
>he doesn't wash or at least rinse his meats
bro?

>>17055673
you can see chicken stretchmarks even after cooking

>>17057044
>can't even have white bread
oh the caucasity

>on obnoxious restrictive diet that prohibits garlic onions and a bunch of other things
>first thing he thinks about is missing out on white bread
OP image checks out. Sorry, I'm sure that chicken would have been amazing on some of that plain white bread, you dazzlingly pallid marvel

>>17057700
I was previously in the habit of microwaving my chicken tendies instead of putting them in the oven. Mum switched brands on me one day and as I took a bite into a tendie, the texture felt totally off. Crunchy on the outside but gooey in the middle. Was fuckin' raw.

>>17060543
dang that sucks, how were the new tendies after you cooked them properly though?

>>17060655
They were actually better cause they tasted fresher and had more actual meat content

>>17060666
based mom, she knows what is best for her handsome boy

>>17058978
It sucks ass. I reintroduced lactose this week and it seemed OK, fructose is next.
>>17058957
On sale
>>17060484
hey retard, one of the few things you can eat before a breath test is white bread, which is why i pointed it out

>>17055673

Prison food and free school lunches are not "wypipo" food.

>>17060761
yeah i remember that /pol/ meme. do u always speak in memes redditspacer?

>>17060899
oh wow I did not know we had an expert on reddit here

>>17056305
Blacks are experts when it comes to setting off alarms.

>>17058957
Because they don't plan to eat the skin.

>>17061020
That just shifts the question. The skin is delicious.

desu I can understand if you're gonna dice the chicken or something but OP definitely made a bad choice, if you only have salt and pepper then skin-on chicken is worlds better. Granted, his weird ass steaming setup wouldn't have helped.

>>17055709
Imagine being stuck with that bitchy voice for the rest of your life

>>17061415
Did low testosterone compel you to make such an obsessed comment

>>17056584
>I used to see Mexicans getting their heads chopped off with chainsaws
is that it newfag?

>>17061608
Why are you so mad?

>>17055673
very nice op

>>17061503
Reading this in that >>17055709 whiny fag voice makes it even more pathetic

This shit looks like this dish my mother would make. Called it "mayonnaise chicken". Basically just chicken breasts and then has mayonnaise and stirs stuff like garlic and red pepper flakes basil pepper etc into the mayo, spreads it on the chicken breasts, and bakes it

Extremely bland, looked extremely unappetizing.

>>17055709
Damn you sound gay as shit

>>17061682
now thats some good seasoning. i rub my hands in olive oil and then i rub herbs all over the chicken bits and then back them.

>>17059162
>surface contamination of heavy metals and polymers
Wow you're retarded

>>17061729
looked a little similar to this>>17061682 but nowhere near that level of browning
what are the ingredients for what you made here?

>>17061776
standard stuff. olive oil, s&p, garlic/onion powder, standard herbs, smoked paprika, little brown sugar, kiss of msg. no mayonnaise though.

>>17058978
My sympathies, I'm actually in the same position and am dealing with reintroduction right now. Thankfully I've managed to make my food less depressing than that at least.

FYI even on low fodmap you can basically do >>17061682 since herbs and paprika are fine and you can infuse garlic and onion in your olive oil. Not before a breath test obviously but even then you can still brown your food, try to be nice to yourself, it'll help you cope with the shitty diet.

>>17061415
>>17061700
>>17061743
>>17057308
Post your voices

>>17063590
Get a real job, glowfag.