/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I bought these little silicone dispensers made for holding soap/shampoo when camping. I filled one each with Adoboloco Kolohekid, Dirty Dick’s, Heartbeat Red Habanero and The Last Dab Reduxx. I love Aardvark on eggs but it is too chunky and would jam the hole so last month I ordered another few silicone containers and will modify one of them so it will work with Aardvark. Still waiting for it to arrive though.

>>17055578
Who cares if someone sees that you brought in hot sauce you gargantuan sperg?

>>17055578
Velcro fanny pack, and no, I don't hide it. I loudly and proudly rip that sucker open come saucy time.

>>17055611
I had an incident where a lady accused me of stealing their Tabasco chipotle hot sauce that I use on my pizza that I go to during game day. It wasn't until the regulars know me as " the hot(sauce) man" . That is hey calmed her down.
>>17055600
That's a good idea thanks.

>toting hotsauce in your purse
okay, hillary

This better be bait.

>mom found the frank's jug

NOOO NOT AGAIN BROS

>>17055704
Not bait got the good idea during this thread to just stealth fill up my used ranch container with ardvark

>>17055710
MOM'S GONNA FREAK

when i go to waffle house, always tripple a friends order of hashbrowns onto a seperate plte, then dump a 50c tin of green chillies onto the hashbrowns.

Thanks OP you are literally the reasons when people ask me about spicy food I just say I don't care for it.

>>17055578
>made fun of
you deserve it, you're a massive tool

While waiting in a long line at a busy breakfast joint in Newport RI a couple of years ago, I was kind of secretly laughing at this Miami couple who had their own adobo powdered seasoning in the shaker jar on their vacation because it was the only way they ate their eggs. I might sprinkle tony cacheres or cholula on my eggs from time to time, but travel with it, nah.

Decant your sneak-in hot sauce into your own bottle, or be a fan of something unique enough no one would think they actually stock it in the restaurant. Or have a special cap. Tabasco comes in baby bottles, and sriracha comes in packets, because I've gotten it in the starbucks drivethru with my breakfast sandwich.

I will sneak my own homemade brownie or candy into a movie theatre or boldly carry in my steaming hot coffee right past the ticket taker. You can't argue with that, if they don't sell it, really.

I've never snuck in my own food into a restaurant however. Just do takeout and sauce it up at home if it's really required.

>>17055578
I have a zippered pocket in my cape where I keep small bottles of my favorite hot sauce. When the meal comes, I release my falcon to distract the waitress and other patrons while I put my cape over the food, creating a sort of tent with me and the food inside. I quickly pick an appropriate hot sauce and apply it to the food before emerging from my cape tent and recalling my falcon. In all the commotion no one has any clue that I've used my own personal hot sauce and I can continue my meal in peace.

>tfw a hobbit steals a bottle from the hot sauce hoard

>>17055578
open carry is legal in my state

>>17055654
I steal hot sauce from Firehouse all the time

>>17055654
>That is hey calmed her down.
ESLfags deserve the rope.