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I've never even seen canned oyster before. Surely that's not a good idea

>>17053417
The fuck are you talking about?
I’ve never known anyone who will eat or enjoy smoked oysters straight from a can; they’re always used as a “supporting” ingredient in a more complex recipe.

An anon on here said he likes to flour his oysters and season and fry them. Has anybody tried this or was he meming

>>17053430
They take very well to canning

Hey OP, smoked oysters are pretty good, but you gotta be careful where you get them from. Since oysters are filter feeders, they can absorb nasty things like cadmium, lead, and other heavy metals if harvested near industrial areas. The picture you posted comes from China where they are one of the most contaminated producers of oysters because of all the shit they dump into rivers/oceans. Try and look for a brand from an area you would be comfortable eating oysters from although they will be more expensive, you at least won’t be unknowingly fucking up your health.

>>17053502
It's not China, it's South Korea

>>17053417
I go for the fried clams and a beer myself.

>>17053611
I LOVE when the inner pouch seals in flavor

>>17053462
I have then with just salt and pepper either straight out of the can or on toast.

>>17053430
>t. fucking retard
just ignore them then, dipshit. more for us sentient beings.

>>17053462
Imagine being this fucking wrong

Smoked oysters are delicious straight out of the can I eat them at least once a week

>>17053719
Imagine being this fucking autistic
>I have yet to personally experience X
Normal person:
>Actually X happens to me regularly; <description of scenario under which X is experienced>
You and retarded ass faggots like you:
>REEEEEEE someone disagree with good thing only one thing good all other things shit reeeeeSCREEEE

>>17053417
Had some crown prince minis on toasted slices from a leftover Thanksgiving baguette. The marjoram garnish was a bit weird but I didn't have chives or green onions.

>>17053880
That looks pretty good. I thought it was an even number so easily divisible but I guess I was wrong. Stuff happens.

>>17053880
Plain ol crusty garlic bread works way better than french faggotry.

>>17053895
The limiting factor was how much bread I had and I ate some oysters straight from the can

>>17053417
Canned muscle are good too.

>>17053987
The only brands I've seen were like $7 a can though, twice the cost of oysters which are already kind of expensive

>>17053494
You can definitely fry oysters

>>17053672
Ignore what? Are you a stupid sack of shit?

>>17053494
>An anon on here said he likes to flour his oysters and season and fry them.
I had fried oysters when I went down to Mississippi on business. They were pretty legit.

>>17053741
Your idea of a normal person is not a normal person. It's a person feigning civility because they don't want to deal with the repercussions of being an ass when they say what they really think.
Welcome to the internet newfag, Nobody here cares if your feelings get hurt. And nobody is going to coddle your dumbass incorrect options fueled by your entitled ignorance.

>>17054064
Definitely autism posting and possibly little man syndrome

I've never had them but I love tinned smoked salmon, mackerel, tuna and sardines. Holy fuck, tinned smoked tuna is the best.
Those oysters aren't packed in oil, are they? I love seafoods when packed in oil, hate'em when packed in water.

>>17054583
not him but i don't think i've ever even encountered any sort of bivalve packaged in water.

>>17054035
>comes to thread about smoked oysters
>knows nothing about them
>"not a good idea to eat those u guys..."
lmao... actual fucking retard.

>>17054675
it's narcissism. and retardation.

>>17054657
I ask because I used to have roommates, a pair of Taiwanese twin girls, who would just open tins of smoked oysters and eat them straight out of there with some Chinese pickles and freshly cooked rice. Never tried it, but they didn't look like they had any oil on them.

>>17054675
lol a frogposter calling someone a retard

>>17054675
Is English your second language? Or do you just blissfully make things up in your head to have a conversation about since you apparently have trouble understanding?

>>17053417
>Smoked oysters are the unsung heroes
Shut the fuck up idiot I sang a song about oysters just 2 days ago

>>17053562
No real difference between the two in regards to this.

>>17053462
So you're saying they don't get the respect or recognition they deserve?

>>17055439
It truly is a froggy frog world out there

>>17055584
me on the right

>>17053430
>"I've never even seen canned oyster before. Surely that's not a good idea"
>>17055370
>>do you just blissfully make things up in your head
lmao... MASSIVE fucking retard.

>>17054657
They're in Turkish olive oil

>>17054657
Fair enough. I've never purchased any sort of tinned bivalve. Only shellfish I've ever purchased like that is crab, which is pretty good, actually.

>>17053417
Smoked baby clams are way better. They're all good though.

>>17055568
The northern waters between the countries isn't as polluted as the southern Chinese runoff zones