/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17022564
you will eat ze sea bugs and live in ze pod

I EAT SO MUCH SHRIMP
I GOT IODINE POISONIN

>>17022564
My wife just got back from the gulf where we used to live. She brought me 3lbs of royal reds! Going to grill some of those bad boys tomorrow. Probably do a boil with the rest.

>>17022967
It would probably be the cholesterol that would kill you first

>>17022967
better than a goiter

>I eat more shrimp than any man alive

>>17024066
“ i farted so hard i died” - jim morrison

Is it safe to eat the digestive tract? I'm so sick of having to de-vein shrimp.

wtf is going on in america?

>>17024209
In the urban areas civil unrest apparently. Also somehow a shortage of the easiest fields of labor like fucking truck driving.

>>17022564
Where the fuck do you live?

>>17022564
How many shrimps do you have to eat before you make your skin turn pink?
Eat too much and you'll get sick, shrimps are pretty rich

>>17024231
Weak ass shit. Just bleed

>>17024181
It's safe, though in larger shrimp it may contain some small grains of sand that don't get purged after they're caught.

>>17024240
Black, white, green or blue
Show off your natural hue
Flamingo, oh oh oh-woah
If you're multicouloured that's cool too

>>17024250
I wish i could have fun like you. My life is fucking hell. I live like a fucking caged animal. Imagine prison but with better food and a softer bed.

>>17024218
>White trash and niggers are squeezing the last of their corona bux dry and like always, don't want to work

>>17024260
I wish i could work. I have debilitating arthritis in my lumbar spine and sacroiliac joint. Can’t even get decent pain killers. I hope that these steroid injection things work and i can get mobile again. No i don’t file unemployment, and no i didn’t get corona bux.

>>17024260
Jokes on you, my covid dollaroos are now pushing 6 figures thanks to memecoins. Not going back to the cage anytime soon.

>>17024258
>>17024271
You don't need to change
It's boring being the same
Flamingo, oh oh oh-woah
You're pretty either way…

>>17024275
Remember to file with the IRS fellow crypto fren
>>17024271
Im salty because my wagie job was "essential" (apparently boomers getting their lawns mowed is essential) and every other wagie was laid off and making 100 dollars more than I do per week to sit on their ass

>>17024286
fuck off

>>17024305
those are the only english lyrics in the song asshole i’m finished

>>17024318
I don't even know what you were discussing, I just said fuck off to you because you're a frogposter lol

>>17024332
He's a bonitofied kero poster
Faggot probably owns a trampoline

imagine hating things because the internet told you to

>>17024431
imagine being a frogposter

retard

>>17024431
It’s the way of the road when you have autism or are begging for acceptance. Or both.

>>17024431
I don't need the internet to tell me to hate things. I am a natural font of limitless hate.

>>17022564
Why do you make up weird shit to lie about on the internet, OP?

>>17022564
The jews fear the indoor shrimp farmer.

>>17024464
OP here, I should have said organic, free range chicken
I don't recognize Tyson or store brand chicken as foodstuff so it's irrelevant. $8/lb now for breasts. $6.99/lb for large scrimps

>>17024231
>>17024250
>>17024286
>>17024343
>>17024431
C R U S H E R
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>chicken almost as expensive as beef and only going up
>pork prices around where chicken ought to be and even dip down towards offal prices occasionally

I don't understand

>>17022564
shrimp =/= prawn

>>17024302
IRS will get their payout. I'm fine dishing out 20% to leave me alone

>>17024302
"Waaaah, my boss won't even give me enough money to compete with welfare, it must be the government's fault"

>>17023358
>muh cholesterol
>eats 3 loafs of bread

>>17022564
I had popeyes shrimp yesterday and I don't think I've ever been scammed harder in my entire life. Should have sucked air for more nutrients

>>17023240
Cuck.

>>17025575
COVID

>>17024318
........real?!

>>17025575
It's le epic bacon time

>>17026865
demand would drive prices higher, not lower

>>17022573
Only if I can live in ze sea pod