/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17012418
"Kelp"

>>17012418
>text on box is in english/french
>text on shelf notifying stock boys of loading capacity is in english/spanish
what bizarro world is this

>>17012435
the new normal

>>17012418
People give No-Name Brand shit, but this packaging is fucking 20x more creepy.
>>17012435
A lot of "hencho en Mexico" crap gets brought north of the border by American companies with its original bilingual stickers intact.

>>17012449
right it reminds me of 70s packaging

>>17012418
>you WILL eat the sim nugs
>you WILL live in a biotube
>you WILL own nothing
>and you WILL be happy
>Or you WILL be re-educated

>>17012418
>tfw plastic meat products have trademarked common English words like Impossible & Simulate, and that's the future

post ingredients

>>17013026
Brave new world. Bet they replace narcotics with tranny meds too and i’m even willing to bet d9 thc with all this synthetic shit.

>>17013102
>go to simulate.com, the source of this crap
>get this memery
Kek.

Anywhoo:
>SIMULATE NUGGS, Plant-Based Chicken Nuggets
>Water, Soybean Oil, Textured Wheat Protein, Soy Protein Concentrate, Breadcrumbs (enriched Wheat Flour [niacin, Reduced Iron, Thiamine Mononitrate, Riboflavin, Folic Acid], Sugar, Rice Flour, Yeast, Salt, Extractives Of Paprika), Enriched Wheat Flour, Corn Flour, Wheat Protein Isolate, Yeast Extract, Contains 2% Or Less Of: Modified Food Starch, Corn Starch, Tapioca Dextrin, Sunflower Oil, Potato Starch, Onion Powder, Garlic Powder, Sea Salt, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Baking Soda, Black Pepper, Red Pepper, Paprika, Dextrose, Natural Flavors.

It's like bread, but for faggots.

>>17012418
that's good marketing

>>17013110
i dont like this world im living in at all

>>17012418
Why is he offering the rooster a nugg? This would be like making imitation people meat then on the box they're feeding somebody a fake arm

>>17013114
Nobody will question the bread and circuses when they're nuggers and vidya gaems. Buckle up.

>>17013110
i literally have no hope. people have no idea how bad this shit will get

>chicken
>niggs
bit racist if you as' me

>>17013275
nugger

>>17012435
It's Canada.
I can tell by the store's price label (unit price given in grams, but date is mm/dd/yy. Also just the font and layout is familiar).

>>17013320
the multicultural shit make it that obvious? shut up leaf

>>17013334
>ask question
>get answer
>become mad

>>17013373
yes. SHUT UP

what does the goyim feed taste like

>>17012615
More of this, basically

>>17013380
i won’t even front it’s like a 90% of the way there clone of mcdonald’s nuggs. taste ridiculously close, the texture is just a little different. not bad? but i eat meat so i wouldn’t bother getting them again

>>17012418
I'd probably buy, and eat it if it wasn't marketed as fake chicken tendies. Plant tendies don't have to be a meat alternative. Also I'm not vegan, or vegetarian. I just don't mind eating non meat stuff with my meal.

>>17013110
>no msg
This product will fail.

>>17013438
"yeast extract" is basically MSG. they come up with clever ways to say something isn't added while still adding it.

>>17013393
>i won’t even front
faggot zoomer shill
kys underage

>>17012418
>$8.47
Canada Is Collapsing

>>17013469
Verification not required btw

>>17012615
>>17013114
>>17013258
>This quirky marketing is the END OF LE WORLD!!!!!!

>>17013380
>>17013393
nuggerspeak aside that anon is right
I was eating Quorn nuggs for about a month before I realized they were meat free, it's insane how 1:1 it is and they're crispier than mcdicks after they're cold
they were cheap as fuck too until a couple of weeks ago and I just went back to buying drums and frying those

>>17012435
It’s part of the language laws in Canada

>>17013545
and you will never be a real woman

>>17012418
I will now buy your product.

i tried these nuggs, they're just average honestly

The whole packaging and branding is an ironic riff on the soy global elite bug eating fears, I think it's funny honestly

Baked Tofu with nutritional yeast crust is better and not hard to make

>>17015169
kek

>ironic riff on the soy global elite bug eating fears, I think it's funny honestly
>they are actually yummy

>>17015170
I hope you shoplifted them instead of enabling these trannies