/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I will never consume this ridiculous meme dish.

I don't eat avocado specifically to spite the cartel farms that produce it. Mexiniggers can go ahead and kill each other without my funding

>>17012617
I don't, I just buy it. cue "I have a house" guy screeching about jews again.

>>17012617
Sounds baller. I like mine sliced into wedges mushed slightly on my toast of choice. Then topped with scrambled eggs and sriracha.

>>17012617
>unioronically how do yall make avocado toast?
oi m8, first toss the avocado in the bin. next, apply a hefty layer of real butter to the toast. now, cover that buttered toast with warmed beans. finally, cover this beaned and buttered toast with a layer of shredded cheese.

I mix the mashed avocados with salad seasoning and olive oil.

>mm avacado is SOOOO good
>hold on a sec let my just lather it in
>vast quantities of salt, pepper, make sure it is the perfect ripeness or it is inedible, put it on something crunchy because it's slimy and gross and then choke it down and convince myself it's healthy

>>17012748
>vast quantities of salt
this. They almost need 2x's as much salt as a potato to be palatable.

>feesh avakuh doh
>not free shavacado
Ngmi

on buttered toast with salt pepper lime juice and a hint of hot sauce
sliced cherry tomatoes on top optional

Wtf is wrong with your palates? The only thing an Ava needs is some salts and pepper, some lemon juice if it’s handy. I live in florida, have two producing Ava trees and more in Colombia.

>>17012748
Eat a dick retard, avocados taste great and I have been having them before all the soyboys discovered them a decade ago, which is literally the only reason why you faggots always shitpost about them.

>nice toasted bread
>rub a bit of garlic on bread
>mash avocados
>salt
>chili flakes
>optional sun dried tomatoes in oil

>>17012617
it's literally in the fucking name do you have down syndrome or what bud? do blt's mystify you as well? truly unbelievable the retardation on this board...

>>17012779
you sound like an avacado retardo.

>>17012791
And you are just an uncultured spastic that is even smug about never trying a tasty treat.

>>17012791
you sound like a faggot with poor nutrition who lets soy popularity dictate his food choices. lmao what a fucking loser.

>>17012617
Avocado toast is boring. Bacon, avocado, and tomato sandwich on toasted bread is a 10/10 meal.

>>17012617
Im positively sure, that avocadoand guacamolee is a fucking meme. They taste like fucking nothing, and add absolutely fucking nothing of value ti any dish whatsoever. I tried homemade stuff while folliwing some recipes, i tried some store bought shit, i tried some in a restaurant and its all pretty much flavorless garbaggio.

>>17014261
It wasn't until I had freshly made guacamole that I learned to appreciate the avocado. And it's good for you (:

just smash it up until it's like butter and then spread it on the bread thin like butter
just use it like butter
avocado is a substitute for butter

>>17012720
British?

>>17012617
I can't help but think avocado toast in all its variations is inferior to just slapping some home made guacamole on toast.

>>17012617
bought some guac from the fresh section of the grocery store cause im tired of avocados and their fucked up shelf life

>>17014261
just add more lime juice and salt and pepper and onions
and if you're really feeling cheeky add some diced tomato and cilantro

>>17012617
I just put guacamole on toast

>>17012637
>>17012633

Good. Don't eat it. More for people who like flavor.

>>17012617
I had a nice avocado toast at a museum diner once. The key was really good bread, olive oil, and fresh parsley.

>>17012617
>yall
Stop using our word.

>>17012617
I'll use rye bread, toast it with butter. Then slice the avocado and mash into the toast. I'll sometimes add lemon juice, green onion and crumble a little feta. And always salt and pepper

i'd lightly toast the bread, add thinly sliced onion, mashed avocado, and a sprinkle of tajin

>>17012617
Toast brod
Mash avocadad
Spices
Simple as. Only thing I do weird is add a lot of turmeric, because why not I already added pepper and avocado has fats in it.

>>17012617
Sliced on toasted sourdough bread. Some with Maldon salt flakes and black pepper. Some with Tajin.

step 1: re-mortgage house

>>17018208
Is that uncle Rodrigo?

>>17012617
idk why you add olive oil when avocado is already all Fat....

i toast the bread, mash the avocado, spread it on, then sprinkle pic related on top

>>17012617
I am a millennial homeowner because I don’t waste money on unnecesary luxuries like this

>>17012748
Lol keep seething, i literally just cut avocados on half and eat the flesh with a spoon straight up everyday. I love the flavor and buttery creamy texture. They don't need salt or anything crunchy

>>17012617
What is up with zoomies and needing to say unironically every other word? It sounds so retarded to qualify everything as "unironic". What did that add to your question? If you didn't say that would you be asking ironically? Do you even know what irony means? Fucking faggot

>>17012748
Bet you don't like mushrooms either

>>17012617
1. Avocado
2. Toast
Fin

>>17016072
Down just a little farther please…

>>17016602
avocado doesnt have a flavor. Its bland as fuck

>>17016072
>avacados manage to make it all the way to Chicago without going bad
>go bad within four (two in winter) days of bringing them home
They're a cartel scam

>>17021907
It has a subtle flavour, your taste is just bland as fuck

>>17019900
>Avocado's
>Luxuries
Lol, you get one for 60c here and we have an ocean between us and where they come from.

>>17012617
- one avocado
- toasted wholemeal bread
- add olive oil, lemon, sea salt and mix
- top with thick shavings of Parmesan cheese and red chili flakes.

>>17012617
Avo
Mint
Lime
Feta
Salt pepper

>>17012779
avocados without salt taste like nothing ,anon

take 1/5 of avocado and season and mash, cut the remaining into neat slices. toast bread, butter, spread avo mash to secure slices, layer slices neatly on top pressing in to secure. salt and pepper to taste with option egg over easy and hot sauce. fully mashed over seasoned baby food is trash on toast

>>17023904
> butter with avocado
I bet youre a fat American.

>>17012617
I like slices; wheat bread, toasted; salt, pepper, freshly cracked; turmeric, cayenne.

unironically this changed my life. never knew simple food could be so good.