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>>17011485

>>17011485
Inb4 hipster cunts talking about how bad budweiser is. I'd bet 90pct of beer snob jagoffs couldn't pick bud out a 5 similar beer blind tasting.
Beer cunts are the worst.

>>17011485
Sry for spamming but I really like those beers and I don't have any friends who are into beer

>>17011485
Weizen Pale Ale, sessionable, €0.79/L0.5 (can)

>>17012063
Look bruh we get it
years of alocholism, smoking, and diabeetus have destroyed your ability to taste shit for shit, and all you want to do at the end of a long day is turn your brain of and drink piss.

It's fine. Just quit being such a fag about it.

You all are gonna make me fall off the fucking wagon now, thanks

>>17012127
Do not blame others for your personal failings.

All beers ITT fall into these categories
>foreign, good, decently priced, not available here
>foreign, available here, mogged taste and/or price-wise by local beer
>foreign, equal to or better than local offerings, out of my price range

If your daily driver is st bernardus abt 12, congratulations, you're either belgian or loaded and I'm happy for you either way. But I'm gonna drink trois pistoles instead if you don't mind. Pic related is my go to

what are some cheap beers with pry off caps that don't taste bad?
I need to bottle my home brew

>>17012301
Beg for the answer, anime sissy

>>17011485
I try to buy a new sour every chance I get, but my standby is probably a Sawa by Japas

>>17012301
just drink lots of Grolsch.
you can prolly get empty Grolschs by the crate if there's any homebrew scene near

>>17011485
Sapporo if I can get it. Considering it is brewed domestically (Canada) there are surprisingly few liquor stores that carry it.

>>17011485
The champagne of beers

>>17012488
Sleep tite, steeler

>>17011485
big fan of these. love Cobra and Moretti as well.

King Cobra and or Mickey's. Rogue Dead Guy is good too.

i don't drink beer.
but when my friends used to bitch at me until i drank with them, rolling rock and red stripe were OK. beer sucks.

My favorite bar serves this, it is one of my favorites. Tasty with a black and tan, theres another brewery that has a white chocolate beer I like black and tan with the Yeti Stout.

When it's available, gansett. When it's not, >>17012735

I really like this beer green one only.

I stopped buying Bud this year. Every batch tastes different, some taste quite sweet to me.

>>17012495
Heartburn beer.

>>17011485
for basic lagers is usually pic related

For me it's Lagunitas

>>17011485
God help me.

>>17013543
it's the vaccine that they lace into it.

>>17011485
bud

I'm a coors guy, myself

>>17013642
I loved those Banquet Coors from like 15 yrs ago, a friend and I used to buy out places like rite-aid in nyc that had them, they were like $1/ea then go drink them in central park. If we didn't buy them someone would.

For me its red stripe.

busch

Great Northern crisp or Furphy

Big hairy bush

I'm downing a bud right now im rememberance of this bread

>>17011485
Best bang for your buck

>>17012349
Grolsch goes down super easy due to it tasting so much better than Heineken.

In Holland people say that you drink Heineken and piss Grolsch. This statement is simply not true.

>>17013617
It's going to get much worse, anon.

Looking for a store in the EU that sells US beers at a reasonable price. Does anybody have recommendations?

>>17013978
maybe

>>17014041
>Grolsch
That was meant for homosexuals and women as a way to say deep blow job and suck off. How could you not know that? I guess that's a Canadian thing.

Most Canadians never look at their money and realize that they're still under the Queen of England, dumbasses. Like Aussies too into the comfy couch so to speak. It's funny when you make fun of the USA and you don't know what the fuck you're talking about, we're the ones laughing at you. It's a sad joke.

>>17011485
I keep trying, but I just do not like beer. Hard cider is fine, and I do like some sours, but it's usually liquor for me. Recommend me a beer that might change my mind.

>>17014172
Budweiser for beer
Rye whisky for all else
Cheers

>>17014172
Hard cider, for me is too sugary, it's like a womans drink. Maybe you just prefer mixed drinks, how about a seabreese, that's just vodka with cranberry juice, girls and panzies love it.

>>17014153
Funny how you know this buttercup.

>>17014187
>Maybe you just prefer mixed drinks
I do. My favorite is flavored martinis, just vodka, triple sec, and some flavored liquer. Limoncello is my favorite but apple schnapps is cheapest and easiest to find. Also a big gin fan.

>>17014191
Its no big deal it's trying stuff out with or without a girl with me.

Spotted cow

>>17014200
Angostra bitters are great in some gin and give it a nice color. Laws here in the USA are 100% stupid because their up to the states and even counties about how that's sold, generally it can be found in grocery stores as a food item but not in a liquour store.

>>17014267
How now brown cow?

>>17014200
Make yourself a gin tonic and add a couple drops of angostura bitters to each, you and your girl will love it.

I've lived in STL all my life, but never tried any kind of Bud until a month ago because people said it was just mediocre and you could get better for the same price.
They were right, so yeah.

for me its BUUUUSSSSSCCCCCCCHHHHHHHH

>>17011485
Estrella Galicia

>>17012067
Based and poverty pilled.

>>17012488
Sleep tight, Steeler.

>>17012337
>Japas
Is that a sub-race of Japanese?

>>17011485
grolsch

>>17011485
only beer i enjoy

>>17014041
>people in holland willingly subject themselves to heineken

I simply do not believe this.

>>17014950
looks gay anon

For me its Asahi

>>17011496
why yes, i wouldnt have my beer taste any other way

>>17014573
not a bad beer. Funny thing is you only need to return five empty beer bottles to pay for one Sternburg.

>>17014959
You haven't been to Holland than.

>>17011485
are you asian? only asians drink this swill

imagine drinking anything else than this

For me, it's export Jurgenbrau, an alcoholic lager beer. 10% blimey, that's quite a lot, isn't it John?

>>17012488
Sleep tite, steeler

>>17013978
I love Barags too my man

Does the bottling process affect the flavor? Because I swear to god beer tastes better from the tap.

>>17014970
damn bro your so hetero

im in my stout phase

>>17018632
Don't bother. Beer drinkers think drinking anything other than 4 percent pisswater or straight whisky (no other liquor) will instantly turn you into a faggot.

>>17011485
Pilsner Urquell. Probably the best industrial beer at extremely affordable price point.

>>17018833
czech budweiser ain't bad either

>>17018828
Maybe if you're older than Moses.

Anyone born after Vietnam will tell you that the beer market is all about craft specialties. It's why bud light is making those disgusting hard seltzers.

gonna down a 12 pack of these bad boys today

>>17011485
laško, paulaner, erdinger, birra moretti

>>17019063
>š

>>17019065
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Municipality_of_La%C5%A1ko

>>17019038
I had the chance to buy this beer at a local supermarket but I didn't cause of the ingredience in this "beer".

>>17016507

Een man van cultuur

>>17011485
My favorite beer in the world. It's pretty pricy tough

>>17012746
How much is that black and tan? 15$?

>>17019063
Paulaner is great, especially when very fresh, but the bananas can get a bit tiring when drinking more than one

Heineken or Corona. Both suck but they’re my go to’s

>>17011485
Pic related. Fuck capital brewing.
>>17012802
Kys yank wannabe.

>>17011485

>>17018828
I’m just a humble alcoholic. Crushing a 12 pack of piss water is my go to drink of choice. PBR, Modelo, Rolling Rock, Bud, etc. Getting drunk on $20 4 packs of the newest fruit infused Kettle Sour is fucking retarded. Craft beer is made for having a single drink with a meal, it isn’t for getting smashed and being a degenerate. Drinking liquor doesn’t cut it either because the hangovers are way worse than with piss beer and I no longer enjoy blacking out and yelling racist things at people who don’t look like me. I’m not going to black out from of a 12 pack of cheap beer. I will blackout from the equivalent amount of liquor. It’s because liquor is consumed more quickly than beer. As an alcoholic, I say fuck craft beer.

>>17020366
>BentSpoke Crankshaft IPA is similar to a West Coast IPA with a floral nose with notes of citrus and pine. Medium bodied with a nice punch of hops and a solid malt finish.
Sounds nice

>>17014976
Asahi and Kirin are both mediocre/bad. I don't get the appeal unless you are actually from Japan or something. It's not as bad as Korean beer, I'll give it that.

>>17020441
Cut your liquor with water to help avoid hangovers. They're just dehydration 90 percent of the time. Getting drunk on $20 4 packs is nothing compared to 3 or 4 days of drunkenness from a $20 handle of vodka mixed with $10 handle of schnapps and cut with water. The reason you get drunker on an 'equivalent' amount of liquor and get dehydrated is because you are actually drinking far, far more in a far shorter period of time thanks to beer being so watered down. Your body physically cannot handle that much that fast, so it just takes longer for it all to hit you. Cut your liquor with water and you're set. Plus, if you care about your beer belly, fewer calories that way.

>>17011485
König Ludwig Weissbier

>>17020573
Based alcoholic mentor

>>17019695
I wish I could easily access Polish beers in Germany. It seems as if you've got great stuff for a good price.
>>17020580
not bad
>>17020417
german beer tropes in the US make me chuckle

>>17020501
Voted no.1 beer in Australia by gabs aswell

>>17014976
came here to post this spicy boy

Either based happy monk, st bernardus, beer or pic related.
I didn't know that bottles with fancy overdesigned labels could contain good stuff or that English can make beers that aren't shit.

>>17021285
ESBs are my favorite style of beer. No one else in the states seems to fancy them tho. One brewery near me made a great one for years and then randomly discontinued it. On nitro I could drink it til I collapsed, easy

>>17021396
Oh man now I wanna search for some extra special bitters to try. I know I love the bitterness in king goblin, it's watery and bitter, but in the best and most refreshing way possible

>>17011485
I think it’s gotta be Blue Moon lads.

>>17011485
Genuinely addicted

>>17020573
I know all this. I’ve been drinking alcoholicly for 19 years. 12 packs of piss beer suit my alcoholic habits and idiosyncrasies much better than spirits.

>>17012729
first time having this. there was only one other 6er on the shelf and for what it is it's not bad but it should be cheaper. also am I blind or is there no abv on the bottle or packaging? I literally had to to Google it to know.

My go to is Kona Big Wave, it brings back youthful summer memories,
Not everywhere has it though, my default is yuengling then.

The ol fucking ball n chain bought me this and it was pretty good, can u lads recommend and other Belgian ales? Preferably ones that aren't too hard to get

>>17021285
out of interest what country are you in

>>17022310
Taintnun

>>17022297
This stuff is kind of perfect for a Belgian ale. Really hard to top it

Kasteel triple hop is surprisingly decent by the way.

>>17011485
Franziskaner Weissbier (whatever its actual spelling is).
I really like it, and my local tesco has it in stock.
But i stopped drinking beer a year ago and alcohol in general too (strongest was cherry 2 years ago).

>>17022354
Thanks bro, I'll have to check it out

>>17020366
What happened to pact?

>>17022354
this and chimay are god tier.
they're too rich to be a go-to beer, though. best enjoyed sparingly on special occasions.

>>17011485
Yo. Did budweiser change their recipe? It doesn't taste like I remember it used to, and I used to drink it everyday.

Rolling Rock. A 12 pack is $8. $8 a night every night for a month is $240. That is only a fraction of my paycheck.

>>17021285
Wish I could even find regular hobgoblin anymore. It used to be everywhere here in FL but now it's seemingly stopped being imported. Good beer definitely I'd love to try that version someday.

>>17013593
based and my uncle pilled

>>17014950
>a fellow 1664 enjoyer
fucking based, drinking is like meeting an old friend

How much beer do you have to drink to get a beer gut?

Michelob

>>17014950
Lovers of French beer unite!

bread and butter

>>17022279
this is one of my favorites. any other beers similar to it?