/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17002227
its a hobby. best enjoyed with loved ones.

I cook on Sunday and spend the rest of my week reheating and eating the same thing.

>>17002243
how many times did you have food poisoning?

i work from home and also enjoy slow cooked foods. i would use time before work started to put it all in the pot, or if it was something i could pressure cook i'd do it over my lunch break. WFH is a huge luxury and i don't miss in-person for this reason exactly

>>17002227
i’m guessing this is bait

>>17002253
Are you saying that with genuine inquiry? Or being an asshole about it?

>>17002227
t. cumeater

>>17002227
>he's a wagie
>he already eats shitty food every meal because he can't cook
>he's defensive because he knows he's inferior
You're a trash person, OP.

>>17002227
I have a small rotation of foods that i always stock up on. Around 6 or 7 dishes total. Not the most creative stuff, but after a while you begin to make them so fast and efficiently that it doesn’t take long at all.

>>17002293
>wagie
NEET parasites need not apply. Your life is literally worthless.

>>17002312
>NEET parasites need not apply. Your life is literally worthless.
I'm self made, I own my own home free and clear, bought it with cash. No debt whatsoever.

You're basically a slave. I think it's time for your clot shot booster now.

>>17002227
>off work. either resting or going out with friends or playing games.
your choice
either take care of yourself or go hang out with friends

>>17002327
>bought it with cash
Don't most real estate companies consider paying in cash a red flag that they are getting drug money or something?

>>17002312
i'm sure you contribute so much with your presumably menial job

>>17002525
Yes and no, if you're clearly very well off or just won the lottery it makes sense, for anybody else having half a mil in cash is a RIDICULOUS red flag
There's a reason why computers just flag fraud for review and then it gets looked at by a human, there's a lot of nuance to it

I like to do OMAD since it saves me time. also got a pressure cooker which has been a real big time saver

>>17002605
They contribute as much as any regular human can. You're either middle management or a company owner, in which case you contribute less than he does, or you're a NEET, in which case you contribute even less than that.
>nuh uh i'm a super-scientist, genius, doctor, inventory, rocket scientist
No you're not.

>>17002327
>No debt
This is a pretty stupid way to live. Most secured loans, including mortgages and auto loans, have less interest than you can make from investing. If you were handed $150k cash and wanted a $150k house, it would be a better idea to put $50k down and take a $100k 3.5% loan for the rest of the house and invest your remaining $100k in the stock market where it would earn an average 10% returns over time. The difference in interest rate between your debt and assets is literally free money that you're flushing down the toilet by being a paranoid boomer.

Not to mention the increased standard of living that borrowers enjoy over cash-payers because they can shift the enjoyment of property forward in time to better align with the bulk of their lives. Cash-paying boomers die with large bank accounts that they never got to spend, 50% of which gets hoovered up by the state, if they don't die with a collection of recently-purchased boats and cars that they barely had a chance to use.

AND that's not to mention the fact that having a mixture of debt and assets (and cash) is much more secure than just having the net worth all in cash. If you have $100k mortgage, $100k assets, and $10k in cash, you can liquidate the assets in an emergency to cover almost any necessary expense. You could pay for a serious medical emergency for yourself or a family member, or pay a lawsuit for example. Then the $100k debt you're still left with is still of the agreeable low-interest variety and you still have someplace to live. Contrast that with the situation of a man who has $10k in cash and a $100k house: if he were suddenly pressed for $80k in an emergency it would be very difficult to acquire, and could leave him homeless depending on who the creditor is.

>>17002780
Found the Jew.

>>17002780
>replying seriously to a LARPing NEET parasite
Why?

>>17002780
I don't disagree, but owning your home debt free is so mentally freeing, the piece of mind is worth it for me. Having no debt feels nice

>>17002614
Anyone who bought their home in cash who talks like the anon you're responding to doesn't have a $500k home, they have at best a $75k home in some meth infested shit hole

Pretty much the only way I can wind down after work is cooking/cleaning. I get home, sick and tired from work, and spend 2 hours listening to podcasts/music and cooking. It feels good to do something constructive, considering that I fucking hate my job.

Cooking my meals every night saves me money, it's healthier, and I'm honing a skill. I relax and veg-out with books/tv/vidya afterwards, for maybe an hour, but the important thing is the cooking.

>>17002614
>having half a mil in cash is a RIDICULOUS red flag
why?

>>17002813
The Jew can sense my wealth and wishes to gain a usury contract. When I was younger, I epoxied a silver dollar to the sidewalk in front of a Jewish deli and watched all day from the comfort of my buddy’s flat across the way. I know how desperate they get when there’s the scent of money.

The wife is supposed to be at home cooking, cleaning, watching the kids, etc.

>>17002898
>pretending to have a wife
You will die alone

>>17002798
I'm not a Jew but I am a New Y*rker with a business degree. I found out the Jews' secrets and share them with my fellow anons free of charge.
>>17002813
I know he's a larping kid, but he still evidently thinks that avoiding debt is good advice or else he wouldn't have claimed it as part of the larp. I'd actually much prefer to reach a high schooler with this information rather than argue pointlessly with an actual boomer.
>>17002823
I would argue that it's objectively much freer to have a diverse portfolio of both debt and assets rather than have all your worth tied up in property. Both for the security I alluded to in paragraph 3, and because it allows me a lot more liquidity to use my money for diverse purposes whenever I feel like it, move it around, capitalize on new opportunities, etc. I think fearing debt in general is somewhat of a fallacy that can and should be unlearned. Consider the fact that all wealthy elites with professional asset managers, and all corporations for that matter, have both debt and assets that dwarf their cash holdings.

>>17002940
>debt is good
You are too a Jew.

>>17003124
And you're a moron.

>>17003124
>The goyim should not be financially literate because... It's bad

>>17003137
>>17003148
>it’s intelligent to engage in usury
Wow I feel so dumb now! If I was smart I’d be up to my ears in debt, never being able to stop and smell the roses because that next payment is due. Too bad I’m dumb and financially solvent. I should listen to the Jew Yorkers here. They seem so worldly and sophisticated.

>>17003203
Are you unable to conceptualize a difference between a mortgage and payday loans?

>>17002227
>he doesn't have the drive to do things after work
>he doesn't see the benefit of having a clean environment
>playing games
>he spends his entire evening doing just one thing
>he doesn't have the dexterity to cook different food efficiently
>he doesn't have the personal energy to fill every hour with both wants and needs
>he doesn't have time to better himself
>he spends his entire weekend fucking off as a reward for working like every other non-black in the world
>playing games
>he doesn't even mention the time taken to working out
even if it's bait, son, you're ngmi

>>17003232
sorry OP, I thought I was still browsing fit
you're ngmi but learn how to cook

So I bought 6 lbs if ground beef because it was on sale for 2.99 a lb. 2 3 lb. Packages. What should I do with it. I'm thinking Pasta Bolognese for the first one.

>>17002914
Fucking kek

>Not only that, but cooking at home isn't any less expansive than eating out when you want to eat anything even remotely fancy (i.e not rice, beans and standard chicken)

Nope, not even close. The cost of food for a home cooked meal is about 1/2 to 1/4 for my family of four. We picked up pizza tonight because we were all in a rush, but tomorrow will be pot roast, yams and maybe some cornbread or a cake. Prep time for all that is about 1/2 hour. Toss a salad (10 minutes max) we are done. Time to get take out or eat out is 15 to 30 minutes each way + time to get seated + time for cook to do has thing = 90 minutes to 2 hours for dinner.

>>17002780
This anon gets it.
>friend and I each bought a house a couple years ago
>12 months ago we're discussing how much equity we have in our homes
>tell him I'm going to redraw $50k from my mortgage at 2% and invest in shares and he should do the same
>tells me it's stupid and it's better to pay off debt
>fast forward to now and I've made almost 20% in one year on that $50k while his equity has been sitting in his mortgage doing nothing
>I can put that $50k back into my mortgage at any time and pocket the profit
People get so self righteous about paying off debt that they don't understand how useful it can be

I can whip together a meal in 30 minutes and usually have leftovers. If you’re saying you don’t have 30 minutes you’re lying since you already admitted you watch stupid gay Netflix faggotry for multiple hours a day. Long story short you’re a faggot

>>17003292
Cowherd’s pie, meatballs, burgers, tacos, etc

>>17002227
>Is home cooking a meme and a giant waste of time?

How fat are you?

What a stupid fucking thread. Enjoy your diabetes you piece of shit.

>>17003355
Careful, you might trigger /pol/ with this reply

>>17003450
It’s a good plan but I don’t think it’s a viable strategy now if only because jobs are so flimsy and the markets don’t seem to be doing that hot

>>17003355
Yeah, especially given how low interest rates on homes are right now it is stupid to pay off your debt early in any way. That being said I wouldn't do a cash out refi that put me under 20% equity. Not paying PMI is nice, and you tend to get better rates once you there is at least 20% equity in the home since it is less risk for the bank.

>>17003474
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?

>>17003228
Hehehe, are you a loan salesman? I talked to one a while back, he iterated through all the same talking points.

You should mix it up a bit, wagie.

>>17002284
not them but i feel like i would get food poisoning if i held my food non frozen in the fridge more than 2-3 days. usually i cut it off at 2days

>>17002780
how low do interest rates go anyway? lowest i seen is 2.70%

>>17002780
also is there a way i can contact you outside of 4chan? i want to talk more about this with you

>>17003616
>Talking points
It's called "basic knowledge" man. It's possible to write a few correct introductory paragraphs on a subject without literally being a professional, though that may come as a surprise to you. I work in the field of digital advertising software.
>>17003651
What do you want to know? I've done a lot of research in economics and finance but like I said I'm not a professional in those areas. I just think it's interesting.

>>17002227
Cooking sure wastes time when you try to cut your carrots with an fuckin overground SLICER instead of a chef knife.

I'm a NEET and cooking is my hobby
I spent about 1-2 hours a day cooking for my parents, ofc not all that time is spent in the kitchen

>>17002227
>How the hell do people find the time to cook anything other than fast/easy/healthy meals at home?
>
>Weekdays
>Work for 8-12 hours
Lol sounds like a you problem fuck fuck work
>come home
>play games for a few hours and/or watch a movie or two
Lmaoooo
>sleep
Poof I never sleep
>Weekends
>off work. either resting or going out with friends or playing games.
Fucking normal fags I swear cunt fuuuck offff
>who the hell wants their days off prepping food/cooking/cleaning? that's a whole afternoon right there.
Piss off this board then I want comfy autistic food board not Ur blog post shit faggot nigger tranny vax taking stupid cunt blogger
>Not only that, but cooking at home isn't any less expansive than eating out when you want to eat anything even remotely fancy (i.e not rice, beans and standard chicken)
Holy fucking dumb

if i can't prep, cook, and clean in under, let's say, half an hour, i won't have it as a meal

having a rice cooker with a timer can cut out most of the work

then you can do stuff like make stir fries or buy pre-made (or make ahead of time) curry sauces

i made butter chicken with a jar of sauce i bought at fucking TARGET...and it was great

i've got a hot plate on my back porch and i carry all my prep on a cafeteria tray that i've wrapped in aluminum foil, added some oil to a skillet, tossed in some cubed chicken titties, cooked until nice and brown, and then poured over the sauce, put the lid on, sprayed and wiped everything down, tossed the foil away, took the skillet inside after 5-10 minutes of simmering, and served it over rice. wash the skillet by hand, put the plate and fork in the dishwasher, and done. house doesn't stink, didn't heat up the kitchen, no oil splatter...just some good food and my dishwasher never gets overcrowded because i only wash utensils and plates

>>17002227
>play games for a few hours and/or watch a movie or two
Sounds like you got time right there.

>>17002227
Take a look at any dinner threads and all the disgusting slop that gets posted there and you’ll soon realize that 99% of this board are larders who have zero clue how to cook, but come here to post their slop and pat themselves on the back.

>>17002227
>Work for 8-12 hours
In the civilized world people generally work 36-40 hours a week.
>play games for (a few hours minus one) and/or watch a movie (but not two)
There, ftfy. Now you have more than enough time to cook for yourself.

>>17002780
>The difference in interest rate between your debt and assets is literally free money that you're flushing down the toilet by being a paranoid boomer.
No, it's money I'm using to buy peace of mind, and at a big bargain since it's worth a lot more than a few lousy thousands.
>but muh safety, muh portfolio diversity, muh cash availability, etc
All that shit requires you either are very good (or at least confident) at finance yourself, or you put your trust in a professional.
Most people aren't experts, and trusting professionals is a risky endeavor that certainly doesn't foster peace of mind.
I'm guessing you work in finance, so you don't really get just how low confidence the average man has towards financial instruments.
Too many scandals, too many crashes, too many options.. Joe Public just wants to grill in safety and serenity, not take jumps of faith.

>>17005534
dude you seem like a BASED man of culture and taste how can i get to know you

>>17002780
>LE DEBT IS FREE MONEY bandwagon

kys

This only works because of dumbfuck QE politics, supposedly making borrow magic money instead of just giving it to them prevents inflation, except it fucking doesn't when the real estate and stock market prices are way out of whack, people claim they beat the game yet they're getting ultimately played like any other moron, it only works because bankers are willing to maintain low interest for the time being, the day it gets up, you're fucked because no one will want to buy your overpriced assets.

Debt shillers are morons believing in evergrowth of their "savvy" investments when the stuff they invest in is also completly ridden with debt to justify any growth.

See japan to see what happens in this case

>>17003633
Lmao what kind of soft ass upper class house are you from? I grew up on week old leftovers. Only ever got food poisoning once and it was from a hood ass McDonald's

>>17005610
>larder posting

>>17006068
That's a lot of words for "I'm financially illiterate and can't tell the difference between a 3% apr fixed rate mortgage and a 800% apr payday loan", do you also avoid eating because modern agriculture is too dependent on non-renewable resources, or did you not reach that part of youtube yet?

>>17002227
>soak beans overnight
>buy pre-cut frozen onions and carrots like a pleb, plus whatever veggies you want, fry in some oil
>add spices
>add water and beans
>pressure cook for 30 minutes, use the time to clean the kitchen and enjoy a beer or glass of whisky (or take a shower)
>homecooked meal done
>eat food and watch movie/series

Pressure cookers and beans is the shit. You can make rice on the side as well, for added carbs. Of course, you could also add meat if you really wanted to.
Buying frozen, pre-chopped onions was a big gamechanger for me, though

>>17006132
these and butlers pantries are comfy

People don't find the time. That's exactly why garbage cooks like Ottolenghi, Child, Pépin, Oliver, Babage and Lawson are popular: they tell people they can cut corners ("add a bit of ginger, chervil or coriander") and people fall for it.

>>17002780
hi, baumbergstein

>>17006160

nice namecalling faggot, ye you didn't refute the point about QE (being 95% of the post) But yeah continue with more debt, it sure helped Japan

>>17002871
Because cash leaves no paper trail so its used for drugs, laundering, and other nefarious goods. Part of the reason why everythings done as debit is because its traceable since nobody wants to unknowingly take dirty money that can get them in trouble

I've a busy job I enjoy and a baby boy. For a long time I had almost infinite time to game, do hobbies, exercise, watch shit, cook etc. I used to stay up until midnight almost every night if not later. Now it is more like get home and immediately do chores and cook then the evening routine before bed. I sleep because uninterrupted sleep is not certain so I'd rather go to sleep by 10pm at the latest in case I'm up again at 4am or something.

I still prioritise cooking. It isn't that difficult. I still bake, make fresh pizzas, cook two or three course meals a couple of times a week. When there is some other priority usually we have to eat something quick. Pasta and pesto. Gnocchi with cheese etc. Sometimes I'll cook a bigger baked dish like lasagne or something which will last a couple of days. We do alright.

When I've been single I rarely bothered to cook for just me. I usually ate cereal, toast, sandwiches, soup, frozen pizza etc. Occasionally a big vegetable thing that'd do several days. When you've a family setup you are in part obligated to feed nutritious stuff appropriate to budget.

Cooking a meal and eating together is the cornerstone of society. You make time and you move everything else out of the way.

This thread is revolting.

>>17006193
I see you didn't refute my irrefutable logic and reason. EDUCATE yourself MAAAAAAN like, the (((JEW))) is pulling the fractional reserve FIAT CURRENCY which is TOTALLY MADE UP over your eyes, WAKE UP SHEEPLE you need more PURE RED MEAT in your diet and NOFAP also you have to watch all of these and write up a 10 page single spaced analysis of each one otherwise it proves that everything I say is right and everything you say is POO POO PEE PEE THE JEWS:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtT4nwkYIgKO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1qJxTxohkMn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=de5Oa66YDGa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgiCkFrtak
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=necmW2hXs9
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZAw4g326F
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HpUCWcr9

>>17002227
Cooking isn't for everyone, but I still think it's cheaper than eating out.

>>17003633
Take the vulture pill and build up your immune system. I gamble on week+ old ground beef and various meats frequently and have never gotten food poisoning in my life. Soon I will get all my protein from road carrion and not even the game warden can stop me.

>>17006193
I don't need to refute your point. It's refuted by the fact that professional analysts equipped with AI trading computers think prices are fair. You don't know more than them because you browse /pol/

>>17006580
>the people benefiting from the system at the expense of everyone else thinks its fair, so its fair!
real solid argument you got there

>>17002227
>>play games for a few hours and/or watch a movie or two
gaming/lazing out is your problem, you are killing your motivation to do anything that feeds your soul, just letting your brain go into alpha waves like a zombie. Maybe you need a snack at mid-afternoon so you can breeze through a grocery store on the way home for a quick mood. Maybe you need more planned leftovers to come out of your freezer to morph into good meals later.

It's fine to eat out at whim, minus the covid risk from it, and for people who commute in miserable traffic, or have physically demanding or draining jobs, you can be drained on some days,a-ok you deserve a break, but if you don't cook food you don't enjoy the same as dining out, if not more, you might be lacking an imagination or many life experiences. Other than slow food that does take sheer time sometimes, oh, like a Thanksgiving dinner, or 12hr smoked primal meats, you should be parking a roast in the oven on Sunday, and enjoy an au just sandwich the next day with utterly homemade fries.

>>17006769
I mean prices are fair in the sense that they're not inflated... I actually take my original post back, a person as dumb as you shouldn't be trusted with financial instruments

>>17006910
Shut up, Bernstein

>>17002227
>sleep: 8 hours
>work: 8 hours
>misc. shit: 2 hours
>free time left: 6 hours
You have 6 hours to cook. Stop being a lazy consoomer shitfuckcunt.

>>17003633
I wouldn't push cooked food much past a week, less if it's got fish. Plus the freezer exists.

>>17006903
>minus the covid risk
People still believe this shit is real? How embarrassing
>NOOOOOO stop relaxing
>muh alpha waves
Fuck off retard

>>17006956
Rate mine
>sleep: 9 hours
>work: 10 hours
>commute: 1 hour
>misc shit(+cooking): 2 hours
>fuck off: 2 hours

>>17003232
Lifting is just as worthless as gayming you narcissistic kunt. I WANT to get home an shitpost, and I will fill my hours with such

>>17005534
You're an insufferable faggot that added nothing kys

>>17002780
I mean, you're not wrong in general but the "10% returns" shit is retarded and literally gambling territory

>>17003779
>What do you want to know? I've done a lot of research in economics and finance but like I said I'm not a professional in those areas. I just think it's interesting.
well I want to know more about debt, interest rates and how to do it. ideally a small time partner.

>>17007437
The longer you hold, the more likely you are to get close to the expected returns. It would be unheard of to lose money over a 30 year period.

>>17002227
>How the hell do people find the time to cook anything other than fast/easy/healthy meals at home?
By not wasting their time playing video games like children

>>17007689
"Unheard of to lose money" is a far cry from guaranteed 10% annual return. Historical returns have averaged around 5% since the industrial revolution

>>17002227
>>Work for 8-12 hours
get a different job, stop killing yourself. go home, cook something nice, enjoy it

>>17006160
Thank you

>>17003124
Its untaxed income. What's wrong with that?

>>17008107
Ignore him, he probably doesn't even realize he's left his containment board.

>>17006231
extremely based

>>17007016
I feel bad for you

>>17003633
I cook once every week or less and eat the leftovers the rest of the time.
I've never gotten sick from home cooking.

>>17002243
like what?

>>17008140
The feeling is mutual

>>17002227
it takes me like 20 minutes of active work to make rice and curry.

>>17007437
the average historical return of the spx is >10% bro.

>>17003633
generally if it's in the fridge it lasts about a week. Shellfish I generally don't trust very much and I only give it about 2 or 3 days but I'm just a bit overcautious.

>>17003647
Not him but I pay less the 1% interest.

>>17006115
>>17006568
>>17006976
>>17008157
>>17008699
guys dont bully meeee

its just that sometimes i get diarrhea whenever i leave my cooked chicken more than 2 days in the fridge for some reason. plus i want to avoid that one youtube video where a guy dies from eating old pasta

>>17009061
how, where and why?

>>17009549
Do you have a fridge thermometer? My old place I could never keep anything for very long because it would go bad. New place, things last as long as the internet says they're supposed to.

>>17002227
>Work for 8-12 hours
ha ha dumbass

>>17009632
hmmmm no i do not have one. but there are settings to make the fridge colder/hotter.
just that any colder than it is now and it will start freezing other stuff like the yogurt and juice and fruits

>>17003247
DIOS MIO....

>>17002227
God, right? Who the hell has time for cooking? When I'm not spending my life working to make someone else rich, I just want to get home to spend the rest of my waking hours passively consuming entertainment towards no discernible growth of skills or self. I personally never mentally developed past adolescence, so the notion of mild, regimented labor brings shock and stress to my system. When I'm on my deathbed, proud memories of all the good times I had sitting on my couch with a Netflix docuseries on as background noise while I endlessly refresh my social media platform of choice will flood my brain as I drift off forever into that long good night.

>>17009664
I mean, a second after that both the person you describe and the hypothetical self-improvement chasing ubermensch will both cease to exist, so I don't see why your last memories matter that much.

>>17002235
You post like a menopausal roastie.

>>17009816
While nihilism is certainly dope as fuck, I was just using a device to convey the hollowness of the existence posited by OP. In reality, you have a good stretch of decades between right now and that hypothetical end state, with plenty of years to feel both the highs and lows of human existence. Which of our two hypothetical people will experience more of those highs than lows? I'll leave that up to you.

>>17002227
>>play games for a few hours and/or watch a movie or two
This is where most people do that cooking
I guess in your parlance my only advice would be to 'get good, skrub'

>>17003232
>he thinks he will look like Arnold without roids lmao

>come home
>stove on, pan HOT
>grab some beef i defrosted yesterday
>brown, remove
>get a bag of diced mirepoix i did on the weekend
>sweat, add tomato paste and dry herbs
>deglaze, add meat
>tinned tomatoes
>stock cube from freezer
>let simmer for an hour
while that cooks, go do something, pick a movie, play a game, call your mum idgaf. you spent 10 minutes active in the kitchen and can now relax because you were organized. if you have a slowcooker you could put this on before work, just dump and go.

>>17003247
This slop might not be so bad if the muffin mix was actually prepared and then poured and baked vs dumped in dry.

>>17002780
I STILL NEVER GOT UR CONTACT INFO

>>17012219
I'm a loner autist, I don't want to meet any online friends, sorry

>>17012268
can i have ur email to ask you questions?

>>17012279
Ok, carlylethomas088@gmail.com (not my real name so don't check)

>>17012295
i sent u an email

>>17002227
I like what I cook.
I don't like what most other people cook.
As simple as that.

>>17012295
>088

>>17012370
I'm a Dale Jr. fan

>>17002243
When I was working regular hours I mostly did this. Lots of chili, curry, stews and goulash. I would typically cook a single meal on Saturday, cook a big batch on Sunday, eat leftovers Monday-Thursday, go to a restaurant on Friday.

>>17003633
My typically cutoff is about 7-8 days. If I get to 4 days and I don't think I will finish everything in time, then I put it in the freezer instead and it's fine for a couple months after that. When I take something out of the freezer I finish it in the same day.

>>17012295
>>17012309
So did i. Nice pictures included.

>>17012554
whaht the fuck did you send him

>>17012554

>>17008684
he thinks buying spx isn’t gambling…

>>17006580
Have you seen the drawdowns and liquidations coming out of pro shops last ten years. Ok so we’re in agreement that nobody is infallible in markets. Pros are comfortable buying at these prices because they are the first mover when the music stops. The willingness of the wallstreet pro to buy means nothing for the safety of investment for regular people.

These prices seem high because we are on the verge of inflation. Inflation doesn’t go uncheck for long. Austerity is introduced along with deflation that will wreck the indexes, meme stocks, defensive, cryptos… everything will be red. Even real estate. You want a world of pain? Keep on letting that portfolio ride. See what happens for yourself over the course of the next 3 years

>>17012554
>>17012561
He sent me a photo of what looks like my posts printed out and stuffed into a glass container haphazardly labeled "faggot jar"

>>17002227
https://youtu.be/tN1FuWSRP_c

>>17009918
...I dont understand anon. Im not him, but this is a cooking board. Why wouldnt people have cooking as a hobby if they post here? And anon's got it right, cooking is a hobby best enjoyed with others. I have a lot of fond memories cooking with family. Unless this is fucking bait, in which case I commend you. I didnt think that I could ever be baited on /ck/ of all boards. You jackass.

>>17002227
Most dishes give leftovers for a few days which makes it so you don't have to cook. When I make pot pies, there's enough filling for four individual pies and I cheat and use rolls of frozen pie crust so they're easy to make. When I make chicken and dumplings, there's enough for five or six good sized bowls. You'd have that result with any soup. I'm going to make chicken paprikash soon. That'll give me four or five meals. You don't have to cook something every single night.

>>17003633
We still eat Thanksgiving/Christmas leftovers even after a week has passed. No one has died or even gotten food poisoning.

>>17003633
Food won't go bad until after the 7 day point. You're rolling the dice after that.

>>17002227
>NOOOO, A BOWL OF SHRIMP SCAMPI FOR LESS THAN 1$ IS LITERALLY THE SAME AS A MCVALUE MEAL FOR 8$!!!!!!
>just watch, Kyle is going to PRISON!!!!

>>17002614
15-20% of purchases are cash. Who cares if it's drug money. The government will come after their assets, not after money they spent.

>>17014162
Ok, post your short positions then. Surely you're prepared to become rich from this inevitable collapse? If you're not willing to bet on your own analysis it speaks volumes about how confident you really are about what you're saying.

>>17014514
COOKbro

i hope u arent upset. i still wanna keep talking to you on email about interest

>>17014570
based

A good steak takes less than 10 mins to grill on a hot pan. It's literally as fast and extremely nutritious.

>>17002227
If you got some pussy regularly, like me, youd have plenty of energy to cook due to your high test levels, but seeing as you still play video games that isnt likely. I made honey garlic glazed porkchops today with some broccoli and busted a fat load in a woman. Enjoy your video games buddy.

>>17015482
What’s a short position? Sounds like some tranny shit, did you learn that in college from a jew professor ?

>>17002227
I mean, do you cook daily? If you prepare for at least two-three days it shouldn't be a problem.

>>17002227
That kitchen looks really comfy for some reason

>>17006115
this is not a flex

>>17002780
>> invest your remaining $100k in the stock market where it would earn an average 10% returns over time

bruh just take a loan... as long as it's <10% and you invest it in the stock market and you'll make money no matter what! is this serious advice?

>>17002914
BASED AND TRUE

Well I sell drugs so I work from home and I can cook anytime I like. Maybe you should change your profession.

>>17002227
>Not only that, but cooking at home isn't any less expansive than eating out when you want to eat anything even remotely fancy
incorrect

>>17018977
he said 3.5%, and that's pretty solid advice provided that (a) you don't intend to sell the home for a few cycles, (b) you don't try to pick individual stocks like a moron, and (c) you're dollar cost averaging like an average investor, and not just dumping in $100k all at once like a chump

>>17003355
Yeah nah, I'd rather invest money not from my mortgage and have an overall safer investment.
>>17002780
Debt is stupid, any financial gains from being in debt are also stupid and not worth it. You can make many other profitable investments while not being in debt. If you wanna live your life in debt, go right ahead. But don't assume most people want to take part in that.

>>17002227
>play games for a few hours and/or watch a movie or two
here is where your time is wasted.

>>17005534
>>sleep
>Poof I never sleep
That explains your post a lot

>>17006115
>hood ass McDonald's
I'm surprised all you got was food poisoning

>>17019358
>debt is stupid because... it just is, ok?
Because your dad couldn't manage money and you're afraid of it.

look at that beautiful blonde cook durry huffing wine quaffing sun dessicated leb bogan tattooed fuck breeder
i need her in my life. I need one of these beautiful fucking creatures to tame my stupid fucking savagery and my toxic masculinity. I need one of these glorious fucking HPV princesses who gets free creampie pills on the taxpayer dime to let me inside her sloppy fucking haunted-ass pussy with its 1 in 4 chance of having had an abortion. I totally love sleeping next to the site of a fucking murder and the scene of a gangbang at the same time. I def need to invest time and effort into making one of these hookers happy, and it's totally worth losing everything I've ever worked for, because who wouldn't want some cellulite-having, vain, bitchy, trashy, melodramatic, 1950's-housewife intoxicated bipolar permaprego unironically-a literal-witch slut of a fucking cunt having fucking period sharts in bed next to them all night? They have so much to offer me.
And women my age are definitely SO fucking mature. I don't understand how this gen of women who walk around in their fucking pajamas and underwear and driving their parent's minivan to grown-up daycare so they can get drunk and high and just drip cum from every orifice all fucking day until they have a degree can't find husband's. It just fucking baffles me how this gen of alco cumdumps fingering themselves and vaping in bed to chads in a shitty one-bedroom unit with their sweaty fucking bras and yoga pants scattered all over the place smelling like cat piss with some stupid fucking mandala tapestry can't find mature, functional men to marry. This generation of wine-drunk, sweatpants-and-tee shirt-wearing, scrambled-eggs-burning, hot fries eating, cheeto-dusted, yerba mate drinking self sterilizing hormonal research chemical experiments gone horribly fucking wrong on fent, benes and xanax od after shitting the bed as you carry them half conscious out of the broken glass they left on the carpet needs me to man up

>>17019373
>owing money on top of money is good...okay...it just is!!!
People who manage money well don't need to rely on loans to hit some Finance for Retards 101 snake oil jackpot you fucking schmuck.

>>17019374

>>17003355
Oh man ten grand!!!! That's like a part time job at a warehouse!!!

>>17002227
So OP, how do you eat? Is everything pre-packaged or takeout? Does someone else cook for you? I'm genuinely curious how you expedite/ minimize time spent preparing any type of food.

>>17003292
Casserole. Brown meat and mix with pasta (cooked and drained), marinara sauce, spices of choice. Combine and add to casserole dish. Top with Italian cheeses blend, parmesan, whatever you like etc. Bake for 20-25 min. Dinner for 3 nights, voila.

>>17002227
>but cooking at home isn't any less expansive than eating out when you want to eat anything even remotely fancy
Hmm bait or retard, hard to say.

>>17002227

>>17002243
Nigger at least get a freezer or something.
I also cook large amounts in the weekend, but I freeze most of it.
Then during the week I just eat portions of things I made weeks before.

>>17019393
>implying you manage money well
Letting your emotions overwhelm your thinking is pretty much the definition of not managing money well

>>17009549
>guys dont bully meeee
>its just that sometimes i get diarrhea whenever i leave my cooked chicken more than 2 days in the fridge for some reason. plus i want to avoid that one youtube video where a guy dies from eating old pasta
That nigga left his pasta outside for a few days bro, not in the fridge

>>17002227
>Work for 8-12 hours
You might as well kill yourself if your job requires you to work more than 8 hours on average.

>>17019374
Nice.

Its the best

>>17002253
You're going to have to clarify your question because right now you sound like a complete retard.

>>17019731
There wouldn’t be a labor force anymore if everyone did that. One way to do a World Strike I guess el oh el

>>17019345
Dollar cost averaging is a mathematically unsound strategy. Assuming you agree that it's impossible to "beat the market" by cleverly timing your purchases with public information (which, although demonstrably true, seems about as difficult to convince people of as trying to convince a white woman that crystals don't contain healing magic), it follows directly that it is more rational to invest all the money you intend to invest at the earliest possible time so it can be in the market longer.
>>17019393
>Taking a mortgage and investing your money is a snake oil jackpot
I am realizing that this guy >>17005804 really did have the truest reply in the thread.

If you get good at cooking simple things in an easy way that fits your style and schedule it's great. The idea that it has to be complicated is retarded.

>>17002227
>>play games for a few hours and/or watch a movie or two
In this time you could prepare enough food for several days, you lazy ass chum

>>17002227
It's call bulk meal prep. Why make a small meal when you can make a large amount and freeze portions. You use about the same time and dishes and now you've made ~12 meals instead of 2.

>>17018906
It's not. Normal people do not throw out food after 2 days in the fridge.

>>17002235
If you're a lonely shut-in that doesn't have any family or friends then cooking is a huge fucking amount of energy doing prep and cleanup for the extremely small payoff of eating alone for 5 minutes.

>>17002525
Lmao are you for real. You can negotiate a few thousand off by buying in cash. What do you think flippers are doing, getting approved for a mortgage every time they buy? Stay ignorant and poor rentoid.

>>17020667
Uhh yes, yes they are. Almost everyone borrowers money for real estate, including investors. If you're renting out houses that costs 100k and you have 100k, and you can get loans with a 20% downpayment, you could get 5 mortgaged houses each turning a profit instead of one that is 'le debt free'.

>>17006207
Ok Jew.
>>17002227
Spend less time 'gaymin' and more time providing yourself nutrition.
You can spend 3 minutes takong cleaned chicken breasts out of the freezer and defrosting in the fridge. Then the next morning you take the defrosted chicken out put it in a crock pot with a little water, spices, and bbq sauce and leave that running while you're at work (10 minutes at the most)
Come home and steam up some rice and veggies and serve with your bbq pulled chicken (20 minutes at most).

You really have no excuse not to try a minimal meal.
>>17020691
Ok, jew-pet. Maybe one day you'll have a nice good-goy credit score.

>>17002227
>isn't any less expansive
you gotta make bigger batches and buy in bulk or you get raped on price
you can make up burgers and meatballs and freeze them so you only have to grab them out for a quick meal
Same goes for chili, beef stew, split pea soup, yellow rice, mash potatos etc.

>>17008107
>untaxed
how? it's taxed here

>>17020344
If it's a choice between hoarding your money until you have enough to buy a house in all cash, and mortgaging at 3% right now, putting some of your income to paying the mortgage, and putting some into an index fund, the latter is a mathematically more sound strategy.

>>17002312
>I have a small rotation of foods that i always stock up on. Around 6 or 7 dishes total. Not the most creative stuff, but after a while you begin to make them so fast and efficiently that it doesn’t take long at all.
This. I have cooking down to a science with my regular rotation.

>>17020691
If you use money to make money you are le jew!!! Good honest WHITE people work in the MINES and spend their entire paycheck on CORN!!!

>>17002243
You mean you parse it out to different containers to let it cool off and freeze it once it is room temperature to beaten at a later date, right?

>>17020702
I do have a nice good-goy credit score