/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17000070
I used to eat cheese and then I learned than mice and french people eat cheese so I stopped

>>17000070
Yes, of course. There are several geniuses on /ck/. There are also many morons here. Don't reply to their stupid posts.

>>17000075
French people don't fly out the window

>>17000384
Yet

>17000000

>>17000855
'scuse me i'll be out of your thread momentarily. Sorry for any disturbance.
>>17000000

>>17000070
Didn't chipotle just get quesadillas this year

>>17000855
>>17000858
kek you're a moron

>>17000860
actually I think it's the opposite, they stopped doing them

>>17000075
If you're murican it's not cheese, so you can continue eating your yellow hydrogenated paste.

>>17001167

>>17000070
Yeah, but I just refuse to acknowledge whatever imitations came before my creation. Like the British and Tikka Masala.

>>17001180
what did you invent?

>>17001167
>there is no cheese in America
Yuros aren't actually this retarded are they?

>>17000070
I made porridge.

>>17001167
>>16994845

>>17001335
They know we have cheese, they are simply trying to cling to relevancy with shitposts

>>17001167
O B S E S S E D

>>17000070
Take pita bread
Put layer of ketchup
Put sliced hot dogs
Put a few single slices on top

this is my Pit'za and nobody has ever done anything like it. But I will let anons have my secret

>>17001450
I assume you microwave it to melt the cheese you neanderthal

>>17000070
>thing on bread
WOW WHAT A COOL [third world country] DISH

>>17000070
i invented those connected bridges from building to building you see in hospitals. then i go to a hospital for the first time and I am like “holy shit they stole my idea”

>>17000070
when i was a kid i'd squirt maple syrup into milk then stir and called it "maple milk."

>>17002957
I used to do that and add nutmeg to make imitation eggnog

I used to make cheese and pickle sandwiches all the time as a kid then eventually stopped because my parents made fun of me. Just found out that it's apparently british """cuisine,""" I'll give you a W this time england.

>>17003931
Branston pickle is different than like, dill pickles though

>be me
>pour a couple jars of cheese dip into a crock pot and set it to low
>later that evening, bake a bunch of frozen snacks/appetizers in the toaster oven
>bagel bites, pizza rolls, potato skins, mozzarella cheese sticks, red baron deep dish pizzas, corn dogs, etc.
>also: nacho cheese doritos
>stand over the cheese dip and have a fondue party, drunk and alone

didn't know fondue was a thing
i kind of discovered it more than invented, i guess?
like when two foods touch on your plate
maybe you get a little ketchup on your eggs accidentally and realize you like ketchup and eggs
that's what happened
except with bagel bites and cheese dip
it spiraled out of control from there
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>>17004533
Missing the wine to be a proper fondue.

>>17004534
are you stupid or something

>>17002957
>squirt
>maple syrup
huh? It comes in a can or a glass bottle if you're selling it to tourists at a 800% markup

>>17001167
This totally isn't an American falseflagging. Totally.

>>17001167
We won best cheese

>>17004545
oh honey
most american "maple syrup" is in squeeze bottles