/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>grab wine
>one for me
>six for me
>100 for m-

>>16998184
I'll drink to that.

>>16998184
I do this sort of. I tell my wife I'm getting wine for dinner's sauce and then pour 1% of it as a splash and chug the rest of the bottle. She's the none the wiser since women can't cook

>>16998184
Don't cook with no wine you don't drink.

>>16998184
So you found the secret of Italian cooking....

>>16998214
kill yourself misogynist kike

>>16998214
It's really none of my business man, but what the fuck kind of relationship do you have going on there where you can't just be like, 'aight, I'mma get drunk now', and she's not like 'cool.'.

>>16998227
>It's really none of my business man, but

>>16998234
All I'm saying is that if you have to hide aspects of yourself from your partner, that shit ain't gonna last.
If you can't really be yourself with them, the fuck would you marry 'em for?

>>16998227
Unless she's a passed out heroin junkie, no woman will take a drunk husband. You're supposed to be a reliable man. This is why she cheats on you.

>>16998244
I don't know

>>16998284
>a reliable man
And... what?
Do the dumb shit her Karen ass wants all the time? Be her servant.
If a bitch don't like that I take time for myself to get trashed and unwind, the door is right over there.

>>16998227
>iight imma do heroin now

>>16998284
Well one thing is for sure: People would rather do heroin than be together with you.

>>16998419
Cool.
I've got a thing of Narcan at the ready, I'll trip-sit ya.

>>16998225
Post one dish you've cooked, roastie

>>16998451
idk frfr no cap yous be makin it sound like they trippen over mah dick on god

>>16998214
boomer moment

>>16998227
I used to hide beer in the manhole above the shower and drink in there so my girlfriend wouldnt see. Now I just say there was a long line at the grocery store but actually I was drinking down by the river.

>>16998227
>"ight im just gonna go poison myself because reality is pain, brb"
>"uhh could you not, you tend to get aggressive"
>"wow you selfish cunt"

>>16998506
Sounds like a pain in the ass. Did your girlfriend really care that much about drinking beer?

>>16998514
Nah not at all. I just dont want her to know I drink as much as I do.

>>16998524
I hope you realize that hiding your drinking is an obvious tell that you've developed a serious alcohol problem.

>>16998214
>Chugging the whole bottle
Disgusting