/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16997560
>umami town
>side-baes
There’s no way that’s real

>>16997560
H

>>16997560
>scrumptious
>flavorless
>reheatable
>based
>saute
>bogo
>toasted

>>16997560
>grilled to perfection
>"I'll do a . . ."
>dumbfuck names for sizes (fuck off starburnt coffee.)

>add salt/pepper to taste

why fucking else would you add salt/pepper?

>>16997560
Everything about this is juvenile and insulting. At least they could attempt to describe the dishes but half the time they won't even fucking do that.

>saute
you mean fry?
>sear
fry
>sizzle
....fry

>>16997560
is it pronounced piz or peez

>>16997719
Piss

>>16997560
>delishy ceviche
This doesn't rhyme and it looks like it's supposed to, hurts to read

>>16997560
I really dislike "eatery"

pub

>>16997719
Peetz

>>16997881
I don't care

>>16997560
did they make healthy food for people who think diesel exhaust constitutes masculinity?

>>16997560
>t. white owned place in LoDa

>>16997560
House cut fries

>>16997560
"sessionable" means weak beer.
The closest brewery to me, 3 blocks away, makes stuff like that.

>>16997560
Freshly cracked egg

>>16998089
water sounds cheaper and better

>>16997560
>caramelize the onions

i don't really have a problem with the term itself, but i've seen this mean anywhere from 30 seconds to 30+ minutes

>>16997560
i work at outback and every time i hear the word bold i cringe
i get that thats the marketing but fuck off if you think im gonna describe a fucking salad as bold nigga

>>16998089
I'm an old man. The 90s craft beer fad produced a lot of good beer, a lot of weird beer, and a bit of beer snobbery. The current beer fad has produced insufferable jagoffs and IPAs so bitter they make those of the 90s taste like Natty Lite.
Times change, and I'm no longer relevant to marketers, but most of the shit they make is objectively awful.

>>16997560
>Fag flag at the bottom

I'm so tired of being alive

>>16998132
Huh? All they are saying is that they're inclusive of everyone. In these hard times, it's important that we stand together against hate and divisiveness.

>>16998092
This is pretty legit though. Lots of restaurants tried to copy the McMuffin breakfast sandwich, but they used those gross pale-yellow industrially processed egg liquids instead of cracking a fresh one.

>>16998132
>seething this hard over faggots

Conservatards are projecting so hard when they call lefties "snowflakes" lmao

>sangees
I worked at a mom and pop place. as soon as some faggot tourist called a sandwich that, I knew it would be downhill from there.

>>16998132
See, I have gay friends and don't give a fuck what people do, but I agree with this sentiment. It does not need to be present on a fucking menu.

>>16998727
sangees? this is new for me. what does this mean?

>>16998121
I like craft beer, but there's a tendency for breweries to make all kinds of wild shit for the lulz.
I don't want fucking pumpkin beer.

And limited releases and one-offs might disappoint you even if you like them, cause you won't be able to find them again, so those are basically FOMO-directed marketing.

>>16998716
Putting the fag flag on menus / products is as asinine as places that put the scripture / serious religious references on their menus / products. The only people that blatant pandering appeals to are low IQ faggots.

>>16998716
LGBT cultural imperialism and homonormative enforcement is aggressively hostile and a direct offense towards heterosexuals. It should be a death penalty offense, oppressing others because you're too damn sensitive to live without an iron wall of protection around you ensuring you can never be criticized.
Fuck your privileges, they should all be taken away. Giving you a place in civil society was one the greatest mistakes in human history.

>>16998716

>>16997633
You're the retard... sorry to inform. No I wont explain.