/ck/ - Food & Cooking

For me it's the tostada.

>>16994084
Paninis were serious business 15 years ago. I also vote for the "bread bowl."

>>16994084
Stuffed crust pizza

Brehs, I miss pesto paninis... They took this from us

Quiznos subs

McChickens

>>16994084
for me it was your mothers breastmilk right from the teet

>>16994084

>>16994313
Literally what's stopping you from making your own pesto panini

>>16994084
Oh yea

>>16994965
Shut up

>>16994084
What was the defining dish of the 2010's?

>>16995371
Meme burgers. There were other trends but nothing was as consistent worldwide.

>>16994084

>>16994965
You wouldn't get it.

>>16994965
Nobody on this board cooks

>the defining dish of the 2010's

What was the defining dish of the 90s? For me it's barbecue chicken pizza.

>>16994084
Dino tendies with purple ketchup

>>16996978
nobody ate that shit except for retards and public-school blacks

remember that 4-5 year period where everyone was absolutely obsessed with bacon? like, to the point of buying t-shirts or mugs with bacon related slogans.

life is weird, bros.

Pita and other Mediterranean themed fast food
NOT counting kebab/swarma/etc

>>16994084
there was a weird cupcake trend for like a year or two iirc, and also i think that's around when quinoa and gluten free shit blew up

>>16996825
>you now remember the 3 year period between 2011 and 2014 where millennials, hipsters and avocado toast were popular lampoons

>>16996991
>tactical bacon
>zombie apocalypse bacon
>bacon flavored vodka
>gaming bacon
>bacon mustaches

>>16994084
Reminds me of when Panera Bread blew up in popularity, I think one opened near me in like 2005. They used to have this portobello mushroom panini with mozzarella and caramelized onions, shit was the fucking bomb. Never got over that loss.

>>16996991
That was like 2010-2013 when epic meal time was still popular

>>16997007
it's like all the failed east coast alcoholic comedians updated 'airline food' jokes to 'avocado toast' and people just rolled with it. "AnD wHy Do StArBuCkS cUpS nOt CoMe In StAnDaRd SiZe NaMeS, AmMiRiTe??"

You now remember Jack in the box pannidos

>>16994965
>>>/diy/

What was the defining dish of the 90s? For me it's the Barbecue Chicken Pizza.

>>16994084
celery with peanut butter. /Thread

>>16997370
Bet you can't make him, dumb faggot.

>>16997370
checkmate, libtards!

>>16997021
>Gay bacon was a thing for a while

>>16994965
for real though, I don't have a panini press but...
I do have a mufuggin george foreman grill
pesto, mozz, and tomato should be easy to reforge
I like making jarred jew crap like pesto homemade, but cmon I aint got a nonna to help
gonna be jarred innit
will report results in a week

>>16994965
The gays, the jews or the gay jews.

>>16994084
While I love balsamic vinegar, it was quite trendy circa 2002.

>>16998437
Balsamic vinegar reductions were huge

>>16996825
i'd argue that gluten-free everything is far more emblematic of the 2010's

It was bacon everything

>>16994965
the absolute STATE of this board

>>16997006
that was around 2009-2011, then the women switched to macaroons

>>16997021
>epic bacon weave manly meat and cheese meal with alcohol and A GUN

>>16997031
When you learn the reason why Starbucks has seemingly retarded naming conventions and how they got there you end up hating Americans ever so slightly more

>>16995475
Fuck that looks so good anon

>>17000085
This is the most correct answer. People were obsessed with bacon during that time. Internet culture especially, every punchline to every joke was "lol BACON!!1! XD"

>>16994084
My vote is for bacon. Wendy's baconator came out in 2007, tons of people were doing Atkins in the mid 00s and eating a bunch of it, and it all culminated with Epic Meal Time exploding in popularity in 2010. By then it was pretty played out

>>16998437
>>16998502
This was a big one. Even my mother who is no meme master made a reduction and put it on some watermelon for us (was good)

>>16997006
Yeah, seemed like every thot with a little bit of money opened a "gourmet cupcake" shop. People were spending a lot of money on what was usually just Sara Lee box mix with a lot of shitty frosting. My sister did it right at the end of the trend, and while most other shops started making more than just cupcakes, she tried to stick to her guns and wound going out of business and was penniless. It was hilarious, fuck that turbo thot.

>>17000229
>woman is dumb, more at 11

>>16994084
2000s - Bacon
2010s - hot sauce or avocado

>>16994960
I got two boxes of this

>>16996978
How do I upvote this?

>>16994084
pesto

>>16994965
((((them))))

>>16995371
Some gay reddit dish with a either avocado, bacon or both on it

>>17000190
Boogie said he tried keto.... he called it the bacon diet

>>16994965
>LITERALLY

>>16997460
whatever the fuck my parents made me you boomer fuck

>>16994965
>man is held back by his own imaginary shackles

>>17000183
>Widdly scuds?
Gets me every fucking time.

>>16994084
I'm going to throw tornados out there; although, they didn't last anywhere near as long as paninis.

>>16994965
My breadmaker is non-functional.

>>16994084
>onion
The blooming onion defined the decade for me and my peers.

>>16994084
The blooming onion defined the decade for me

>>17000085
Epic bacon posting was the food meme we needed after the 9/11 attacks. Moslems were absolutely seething.

Gogurt

>>16995371
Avocado toast

>>16994965
I lost my thumbs in a tragic shower accident

>>16994960
>>16994969
you must be 18 to browse 4channel

>>16994965
If you make pesto panini in the game you make it for real!

>>17000183
>>17000967
>widdly scuds
holy shit

>>17002146
Delusional

>>17000172
Why? I always just assumed that Starbucks’ ‘seemingly retarded naming conventions’ were lifted from europe fag places without modification as an effort to appear more exotic or cultured. Is there anything more to the story than this?

>>16997460
Food wasn’t really memeworthy in the 90’s from what I remember. People just ate stuff without thinking too much about it. If a new food variant came along we ate it just because it was there. If you were to talk about some new restaurant you went to, people would look at you like you were from outer space like “who gives a fuck asshole. I ate food yesterday too. Why are you telling me this?”. People in the 90’s were much more like to chat about the latest Seinfeld episode if you can imagine it. Back before Netflix everyone HD to tune in to NBC at the same time to see the show.

>>16997460
>What was the defining dish of the 90s?
Food wasn’t really memeworthy in the 90’s from what I remember. People just ate stuff without thinking too much about it. If a new food variant came along we ate it just because it was there. If you were to talk about some new restaurant you went to, people would look at you like you were from outer space like “who gives a fuck asshole. I ate food yesterday too you know. Why are you telling me this?”. People in the 90’s were much more like to chat about the latest Seinfeld episode if you can imagine it. Back before Netflix everyone HD to tune in to NBC at the same time to see the show.

>>16994965
GLOWIES

>>16997460
>What was the defining dish of the 90s?
Food wasn’t really memeworthy in the 90’s from what I remember. People just ate stuff without thinking too much about it. If a new food variant came along we ate it just because it was there. If you were to talk about some new restaurant you went to, people would look at you like you were from outer space like “who gives a fuck asshole. I ate food yesterday too you know. Why are you telling me this?”. People in the 90’s were much more likely to chat about the latest Seinfeld episode if you can imagine it. Back before Netflix everyone had to tune in to NBC at the same time to see the show.

>>17002523
>weird fucked up froot flavors/colors for kids (blue squeezable butter! glitter ketchup! mango tango razzle kiwi blast!)
>gross foods marketed towards kids (slime! bugs! boogers!)
>fat free! foods marketed towards adults
>fucking milk
>every brand started leaning toward a slim fad and rebranding as promoting a healthy or athletic lifestyle
to name a few, i was little and dont remember much

>>17001788
Question, do Americans think Australians actually eat this?

>>17003176
Why don't they?

>>16997460
Cali meme pizzas for sure. The Fusion restaurant. New American taking shape. Foodies didn't exist outside of major cities yet so there was still a ton of sloppa everywhere.

>>16994084
Everytime I think about what happened to St. Louis Bread company before they got absorbed by Panera, I get sad and have to look out a window forlornly.

For me, it's kebab raneilla (tulinen kastike). The increased crime and the collapse of the Nordic welfare state is well worth it imo.

>>17003186
I have never seen a bloomin onion nor does anything say bloomin

>>17003176
They would if they could.

>>17002146
Can you be older than 18

>>17002523
Your memory can't be working all that well. Of course people were memeing food when sushi was exotic and sun dried tomatoes with feta was fancy.

>>17003176
Nah it's just the meme dish of that specific Australian-themed restaurant, and "bloomin" is just blooming but with a funny accent since it looks like a flower. We do think you eat vegemite-slathered kangaroos though.

>>16994084
Doesn't matter what it was, it had fucking sun dried tomatoes in it. Every single fucking thing, it was all about the sun dried tomatoes.

>>16994084
Why the fuck did paninis explode the way they did?

08-13 it was bacon

>>17002146
I'm 30 and loved fruit rollups in elementary school

>>16997562
>Tasteless vegetable that's only good when you slather 300 calories worth of peanut butter.

Stop lying to yourself about it being a healthy snack and eat your peanut butter out of the jar already.

>>17002449
in the 70s starbucks had two sizes, tall (12oz) and short (8oz), and they made all their drinks with whole milk. That is roughly what it is like in Italy, which is literally what Shultz was going for when he started the company (They also didn't originally serve lattes because lattes aren't an actual thing over there, but USAians thought they were getting jewed hard because cappuccinos are half air). They still had short cups when I worked there in the late 00s, but nobody ever ordered one because they didn't know they existed

Well Americans wanted bigger sizes as they expanded, so they came up with calling their large size (16oz) "grande" which is "big" in Italian, again chasing the italian coffee bar idea. What else were they going to call it? Short, tall, and taller? And when people wanted even larger sizes they kinda got backed into a corner so they called it "venti" which means 20 in Italian, for the 20oz size

So in a weird twist of gluttony, the "small" size at starbucks actually used to be the largest size. Also a tall whole milk cappuccino isn't a ton of calories since it's half foam and is delicious but since the most popular drink there is a 20oz latte, Americans kind of realized that was a lot more calories so they demanded they make their drinks with lower fat milk to the point that nonfat milk is used at 1.5x the rate of all the others combined. And since skim milk tastes like garbage they demanded syrups to make it taste like something and here we are at the venti nonfat sugar free vanilla latte being super popular which is an abomination no Italian would recognize or accept

>>16995475
>those hands

>>16996991
mfw le narwhal bacons just for me

>>17005666
CHECKED

>>17005221
i had a tall cappuccino with whole milk at starbucks pretty recently (made with their blonde roast espresso beans) and it's still decent. certainly drinkable and you can't beat their convenience.

>>17005859
I hate these shitty recipes. They were cool about 8 years ago but now it's just like looking at your kids playing fortnite.

>>17004297
>300 calories
there's way over 300 in that pic, more like 900 especially if it's some store bought shit

>>16995371
reddit buns

>>16997006
>>17000162
Pretty sure cupcakes and macarons are still hot shit in the midwest. They'll probably get kouign ammans some time around 2040

>>17006797
>They were cool about 8 years ago
They were already cringy af 10 years ago.

>>17006900
Le epic stick figure memes were tired by the late 2000s.

>>16994084

>>16997906
Pesto is easily made in a blender m8, it takes no time, no heat, and no skill.

>>17006937
too many ingredients to be economical
store pesto isn't fully goyfeed either
a store jar is fine

>>17006945
>too many ingredients
Basil and olive oil
Garlic or cheese
Pine nuts or almonds maybe
The fuck else are you putting in your pesto?

>>17006966
>dude just buy this 7$ cheese and 7$ nuts to make some pesto for a few sanwiches
Fuck off, kike.

>>17007026
bag o' nuts are 4.57 at walmart
6 oz of generic parm no fillers is 3 bux
grow your own basil, it rots too fast store-bought
makes enough pesto for 2-3 pounds of pasta probably a week or two of sandwiches

>>17007111
am i consisting on just pesto?
it's just a craving
i buy bulk only for true poorfag living
your kike nonsense eludes me

>>17002177
>>17000967
True OG /b/ros.

>grow your own basil
>kike nonsense
You're a legit dumbass

>>17007159
i know ur kind has to have its way and think in the whole "big words"
but reality is way too simple for ur worldview

>>17006793
If you get a decent barista it's good. Honestly sbux is only good in off-hours

>>17006877
they aren't, and you don't live in the midwest

>>17006873
These were never that popular

>>16994965
>>16997370

>>17000183
widdly scuds is the punchline to this classic though

>>16994084
what you reckon will be the dish of 2020s?
>inb4 bugs

>>16994965
>imply anyone can cook here

>>16994965
This is an al/ck/oholics board.

>>16994113
>>16994215
These are both on the right track, but it was really more a case of just adding bread to fucking everything. Bread bowls got big, stuffed crust stuff, ready-bake meals that were just whatever sloppa in a bread shell, that shit was everywhere.

>>17009253
It's already gearing up to be the decade of "plant based" everything, you can see it happening with the fast food veggie burger arms race

>>16994084
bacon

>>16994965
sir this is a fast food board

>>17009998
i cant wait to be eating low fat low sodium plant based soy paste for every meal by 2029

>>16994084
Bacon, not as a dish per say but an over abundance of bacon In dishes and in concept

>>17006877
Why do you lot think that the Midwest is just bumfuck towns in Iowa and Indiana? Chicago, Ann Arbor, Minneapolis-Saint Paul, Madison, even Indianapolis are all big cities with roughly the same culture as new York, despite what new yorkers would have you believe, and they all fancy restaurants and bustling food scenes. Chicago even has a three Michelin star place, Alinea. I don't think anyone in the twin cities has actually won a James beard award, but there's a few chefs who came pretty damn close, I currently work for one who is, according to word on the grapevine, very close to winning one. You all seem to think the Midwest is like the movie Fargo, but it ain't the nineties anymore. All of these cities are trash, but all cities around the world are trash, and like all of the big cities around the world, the only redeeming qualities of places like MSP is the food scene.

I ate tacos for the first time in the early 2000's, so for me it's tacos.

>>16996991
Yeah that was like the last dying wail of the randomness culture that personified internet of the 2000s.

>>17005859
>throws out preground seasoning mix
>replaces it with individual preground spices
>from the same brand
every time

>>17006877
The last time I saw a cupcake shop in Chicago was 2011

>>17010149
Is this pasta? Because it is now

>>17006793
Entirely depends on the barista and the time of day. If you get a drink between 6 and 930 in the morning it's completely hit or miss

>>17010328
Here's a pasta for you: suck my fucking dick.

>>17006797
Around the time this was posted on reddit there was another lifehack one about ice soap, and someone made this post making fun of both of them which was super popular because it was understood by many that ice soap and 2am chili were both very stupid. In other words people have always known this shit was mega gay, even redditors

>>17009253
Well right now we're having chicken sandwich wars in fast food

>That font and picture quality
It's the little things that me so nostalgic.

>>16994110
I consider those more of an 80s thing, no?

Also ficelo

>>17000183
every time I have seen a Doge Durango I have thought of this comic

>>17010258
>throws out preground seasoning mix
>replaces it with individual preground spices
>from the same brand
Holy fuck that’s funny kek