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What /ck/ moments caused the biggest mental breakdowns? Pic related

>> No.16994860
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>>16994845
Is it because it's blue?

>> No.16994902

>>16994845
>blue cheese
I’ll pass on most occasions. I don’t hate blue cheese, it’s usually just too strong for me. I tend to like the more delicate stuff

>> No.16994921

Blue cheese has mold in it.

>> No.16994924

>>16994845
Is that the same Rogue as the brewery?

>> No.16994925

>>16994921
delicious mold

>> No.16994958

>>16994902
Not all blue cheese is strong though. Some is very mild and not at all metallic.

>> No.16995000

>>16994860
americans win something once and coast on it for literal decades. no matter how fast they breed they can never grow a culture

>> No.16995011

>>16995000
>we wuz kangz

>> No.16995552

>>16995000
Trips of truth

>> No.16995589
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Crumbly old Gouda has already forever won the best cheese category

>> No.16995614
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>>16994845
The only thing it caused was Americans not being able to shut up about it. Even after they didn't win the in 2020 or 2021, they still claim they have the world's best cheese based on winning this one competition for the first time ever in 2019.

Pic related, American on the left.

>> No.16995618

Is this a quinky sauce bait thread?

>> No.16995620

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guild_of_Fine_Food
>GFF promotes the Great Taste Awards and also the World Cheese Awards, which were initiated in 1988
>The Guild of Fine Food (GFF) is a British family-owned industry journal publisher that covers gourmet food news. It was founded by Bob Farrand in 1992. >All five directors are members of the Farrand family. Bob Farrand is the chairman, his son John Farrand is the managing director, daughter-in-law Tortie Farrand marketing director, his wife Linda Farrand a director and niece Sally Coley
>11/33 awards have been won by English ""cheeses""
tldr. fake award stinking of bias, nepotism and nationalism

>> No.16995621

>>16994860
No it's cause the awards are american

>> No.16995642

>>16995620
won 4 (FOUR!) times by Le Gruyère AOC Reserve by von Mühlenen of Switzerland (1992, 2002, 2005, 2015)

won 2 times by Ossau-Iraty by Fromagerie Agour of France (2006, 2011)

won 2 times by Mature Traditional Cheddar by Dairy Crest, Sturminster Newton, England (1990, 1998)

>> No.16995652

>>16995000
>americans win something once
More like always

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>>16995620
>consistantly lose
>i-its rigged

>> No.16995659

>>16994924
that cheese doesn't look overhopped and shitty

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>>16995000
>americans win something once
It's a bit difficult to outdo our victories.

>> No.16995703

>>16994845
no fucking please to american cheese
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_cheese

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>>16995620
>Brits in charge of judging food

>> No.16995771 [DELETED] 

>>16995000
>>16995011
>>16995552
>>16995654
>>16995703
die kike

>> No.16995852

>>16995673
>cant make it back because all the nazi scientists that got us there are dead

>> No.16996132

>>16995000
Can you stop your fucking obsession for one fucking minute and talk about cheese? Jesus Christ, dude.

>> No.16996152

>>16995642
what's your point? if they actually give the award to legit cheese makers some of the time, that makes the completely illegitimate ones legit? ofc they have to keep up some pretense you moron

>> No.16996159

The world's best cheese? Its American and comes in slices.

>> No.16996186

>>16994845
Cheese in America is where beer was 15 years ago and wine was 40 years ago.

The Europeans all call it shit because they can't handle America beating them again. People who know about the good craft stuff can find some world class stuff for super cheap, and we don't have many big brands pretending to be the good stuff.

>> No.16996194

>>16996186
American beer is still trash. American wine is still trash. American cheese is still trash.

>> No.16996198

>>16995000
Digits don't lie

>> No.16996203

>>16996194
It's sad that you have nothing in your life but pretending your contient is better than another one. It's not like you had any control over where you were born. Also it's not like there being good food in America makes Europe's food worse, it's a net gain for everyone.

>> No.16996205

>>16995589
Aged gouda with the crunchy bits are the shit.

>> No.16996208

>>16996203
I'm not European. Nice cope though.

>> No.16996212

>>16995620
The English have objectively fine cheese, though.

>> No.16996220

>>16995000
kek
it's like new articles about a nigger in high education

>> No.16996222

>>16994845
Who fucking cares. Eat what you want to eat, and igbore what you don't like. SIMPLE AS.

>> No.16996227

>>16996186
They think it's shit because they don't import anything other than kraft because it would "harm" their domestic cheese industry via more competition. They have so many inane import bans on American products for that reason.

>> No.16996228

>>16996208
That's even sadder. Why do you care that America makes good things? Do you just sit around and seethe everytime you look around and notice American hegmony?

>> No.16996233

>>16996227
>They have so many inane import bans on American products for that reason.
We care about food safety, Americans eat worse than dogs.

>> No.16996243

>>16996228
it's not sad it's just true

>> No.16996245

>>16996233
If they care about food safety and/or quality, why are their importing our trashiest cheese?

>> No.16996253

>>16996245
American "cheese" is not labelled as cheese.

>> No.16996258

>>16996253
You didn't answer the question.

>> No.16996264

>>16996258
The question is based on wrong premises.
Concerning actual cheese, we just have much better stuff.

>> No.16996293

>>16996245
American cheese is cheese product. Try again.

>> No.16996296

Honestly, if your native tongue refers to cheese as "fromage" or anything related, you're subhuman.

>> No.16996297

>>16996264
You can label it fucking ice cream for all that I care but the fact is that Europeans refuse to import actual cheese like monterey jack. It literally does not exist over there. I even saw some Euro asking /ck/ what it tastes like yesterday. If they'd willingly eat Kraft (they wouldn't keep importing it if it didn't sell), I'm sure that they'd consume actual cheese, too. There is probably some insane tarriff on our actual cheese. Maybe a more knowledgeable anon can explain why you guys don't import actual cheese from us.

>> No.16996305

>>16996297
We have all the French, English, Italian, Swiss, Dutch cheese we want, why the fuck would anyone want to eat monterey jack lmao? god flyovers are fucking pathetic

>> No.16996308

>>16996293
It's cheese product that you retards just can't stop buying. Imagine how well actual cheese would sell over there.

>> No.16996311

>>16994845
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Judgment_of_Paris_(wine)

>> No.16996313

>>16996305
t. American.

>> No.16996316

>>16996297
>>16996308
Stop acting like every european family has kraft cheese in their fridge you fucking retard, you obviously don't know what the fuck you're talking about

>> No.16996325

>>16996316
I never said that but it's obviously profitable enough for Kraft to keep exporting it even though all of you fags have your own generic versions of it.

>> No.16996348

>>16996325
so it's marginally profitable then what? what conclusion do you make out of it?
also for your information the European Union's tariffs concerning American food items are 11% when your adored Trump retard increased tariff to 25% for European food products 2 years ago.

>> No.16996351

>europeans decide to go and live on a different continent
>they make cheese just like they did on the old continent, but the new stuff is a little bit different
>somehow this is worthy of arguing about

>> No.16996364

>>16996348
>what conclusion do you make out of it?
That you are all plastic cheese eating hypocrites LMFAO.

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>so it's marginally profitable then what? what conclusion do you make out of it?
>also for your information the European Union's tariffs concerning American food items are 11% when your adored Trump retard increased tariff to 25% for European food products 2 years ago.

>> No.16996368

>>16996348
>when your adored Trump retard increased tariff to 25% for European food products 2 years ago.
Ah that explains why shartmart stopped selling European cheese.

>> No.16996378

>>16996364
>>16996367
>>16996368
Look at the triggered ameriKKKans being genuine faggots

>> No.16996381

>>16994845
Was able to buy some of that rogue blue cheese. Extremely delicious cheese. Wrapped in grape leaves and aged for a long time. It had that blue cheese bite, but it was more refined and delicate than any other blue cheese I've had. Very complex flavors and amazing texture.

Not sure if I was biased because I knew it won an award, but it was incredibly good conpared to other very high quality european cheeses I had at the same time.

>> No.16996397

>>16996367
>"those damn europeans don't buy our delicious cheese because they have huge tariff on our american products!!!"
>gets proven wrong
>"H-UH RENT FREE"

Mutt brain in action.

>> No.16996426

>>16996397
11% is still high enough that it's really not worth exporting our cheese there since it would cost significantly more than cheese you fags have been eating for like a thousand years. You basically answered my question. Companies think it's too high of a risk entering a completely new market that is overcrowded already.

>> No.16996443

>>16996426
You don't get it, it's not about price. It's about quality. No one wants your overprocessed shit. Keep it and choke on it, fatass mutt

>> No.16996454

>>16996443
It's not about quality because fuckers buy our plastic cheese. You're an idiot. Kraft's processed cheese had no other competition when they first started exporting to Europe which is why it did well. Processed burger cheese was a new thing for you guys at one time. Actual cheese that we make would have too much competition so it's not worth taking the risk exporting it.

>> No.16996464

>>16996454
You're obsessed about those kraft "cheese" slices, are you? Hard to imagine how fat and ugly you must be. Your "actual" cheese is trash compared to what we make, that's why you import our cheese and we don't import yours.

>> No.16996465
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>You don't get it, it's not about price. It's about quality. No one wants your overprocessed shit. Keep it and choke on it, fatass mutt

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>>16995000
Rent free

>> No.16996471

>>16996464
You don't understand how it works. It's the other way around. We don't EXPORT actual cheese to you, brainlet. We EXPORT plastic cheese because you tastelets love it.

>> No.16996472

>>16995614
Here's your (You), yuropoor.

>> No.16996478

>>16995620
Seethe harder

>> No.16996485

>>16996152
>American won?!?
>BIASED FUCKIN BURGERS
>Yuro wins
>WELL THEY'RE LEGITIMATE CHEESE MAKERS
Shut the fuck up you mong

>> No.16996488

>>16996465
>let me cherrypick this item solely made for export hehe that will make me look smart!
Hey you can @me and tell me what you think instead of being a sissy passive agressive bitch

>>16996471
>European exports
Billions of Euros for high quality cheese.

>American exports
Some millions out of trash products.

You can be proud, you big retard.

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>>16996488
>Hey you can @me and tell me what you think instead of being a sissy passive agressive bitch

>> No.16996501

America has the best cheese.
America has the best wine.
America is white.
America won in Afghanistan.
America will defeat China.

>> No.16996506
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Americans eat plastic flavoured CHUHEEZE!

>> No.16996508

>>16996497
That's literally labelled as a condiment, not cheese. Thanks for showing everyone you're a retarded sissy passive agressive bitch

>> No.16996512

>>16995000
>This replies number
Amerilards touchés

>> No.16996513

>>16996506
no, it's cheese flavored plastic

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>>16996508

>> No.16996519

>>16995000
Holy shit the mutts in complete mental breakdown

>> No.16996520

>>16996513
That's European processed cheese. Euros literally rip kraft off and kraft still sells over there even with competition. Europeans eat plastic?!?!

>> No.16996532
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We Europeans don't eat plastic. We're too sophisticated for that. Mutts eat like dog.

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>>16996515
>i-i'll keep posting pictures until i'm right!

Absolutely seething, you can't even express yourself with words anymore.

>> No.16996566
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Those fat arse yanks eat plastic flavoured cheese!

>> No.16996575

>now melts!

>> No.16996602
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>We Europeans don't eat plastic. We're too sophisticated for that. Mutts eat like dog.

>> No.16996611

>>16996602
Do America really

>> No.16996627

How are we good at everything, Americabros?

>> No.16996757

>>16996351
>anon thinks that USA is still mainly inhabited by Europeans descendants
awww sweatie stp being delusional just embrace your soul food, shortening & chili tacos, that's your culture now

>> No.16996787

>>16996485
that's just the reality. americans can't make cheese, they have the wrong climate, soil, culture.
you're not gonna compete in the cheese market that's been developing for thousands of years in places with 100% lactose tolerance and better environment, deal with it

>> No.16996824

For decades it was common knowledge that French wine was immeasurably superior to American wine, until the moment you blindfold the judges. Then suddenly American wine became superior. How does this fact make Europeans feel?

>> No.16996831

>>16996824
makes me feel like you're very easily influenced by marketing strategies.

>> No.16996845

>>16996831
I am from America. We have wine commercials that market blind taste tesst that beat European wines. I am from American.

>> No.16996848

>>16996845
Based and strokepilled.

>> No.16996859

>>16996845
people love to act like somelier experts are just full of shit and crazy inaccurate, reality is, lots of wine experts can drink from 100 glasses and accurately name all of them blindfolded. that some american wine company got 3 incompetent podunk american wine judges to flop spectacularly is meaningless

>> No.16996940
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>>16994902
>it’s usually just too strong for me
White people can’t handle strong cheese flavor they need milder cheeses

>> No.16996958

>>16996627
It's really pretty amazing how much better the food is here isn't it

>> No.16996960

>>16996233
American food safety regulations are among the most stringent on earth. There are many European cheeses which are banned in the US. Not the other way around. I think this is a bad thing, BTW.

>> No.16996964

>>16996940
anon blue cheeses are like the whitest food imaginable.

>> No.16996982

>>16996940
Cheese as a whole is white people food.

>> No.16997012
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>>16996940
White people invented strong cheeses like Limburger cheese

>> No.16997023

>>16996940
actual dumb nigger, white people love all kinds of cheeses, especially blue

>> No.16997044

>>16994845
The biggest mental breakdown was when we informed Americans that Rogue Dairy is owned by a French company. They used French cheese cultures, French mold cultures and French storage methods.

>> No.16997059
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>>16996940
White people love strong, stinky cheese. Every cheese you can think of was invented by whites. Whites also invented cayenne pepper sauce like Tabasco sauce as well as hot mustard like Coleman’s mustard. Despite what the media tells you whites love strong flavors

>> No.16997085

>>16996348
>REEEEEE DRUMPF
Sad!

>> No.16997102

>>16996488
>Retarded yuropoor screaming about how yurop has refined tastes and how American cheese is trash and no one in yurop would deign to eat such garbage while his mouth is full of Kraft singles
Le cringe

>> No.16997118

>>16997102
>>16997085
holy shit can you seethe harder?

>> No.16997197
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>>16994845
Because it's not W*sconsin?

Nobody has ever suggested that coastal America can't make good cheese. The seethe is always coming from flyover shitholes where all the "cheese" is just plastic garbage and they think anyone who isn't an inbred illiterate racist MAGAtard who lives off nothing but drive-thru fast food must automatically be a foreign French person for some reason.

>> No.16997201

>>16997197
>Nobody has ever suggested that coastal America can't make good cheese.
yes they have, and they would be right. even wisconsin doesn't make great cheese, it's just the one eyed king leading the blind.

>> No.16997209

>>16996611
Those are Europe products.

>> No.16997213
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The quality and variety of Wisconsin cheese is simply amazing

>> No.16997268

>>16997201
You say "even" wisconsin as if anyone else except w*sconsin has argued that they make good cheese

>> No.16997309

>>16996381
Ave

>> No.16997718

>>16994845
why isn't havarti more popular in the u.s.?

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>> No.16997907

Americans have always dominated everything they've touched. This isn't a surprise.

>> No.16997936

>>16997012
White people invented cheese, period. Everybody else just has soft cheese or yoghurt.

>> No.16997950

>>16997734
Pie without cheese is like a hug without a squeeze.

>> No.16997967

>>16995000
tell me more about how you came here from reddit 5 years ago

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>>16996602
I wonder if pizza toast tastes like the filling for pizza combos.

>> No.16998482

>>16996194
Americans produce award winning craft brews every 2 minutes. Did you know we won best cheese last year... two.... three years ago?!

>> No.16998683

>>16995000
I get it, even if no one else did

>> No.16998781
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>>16995620
>I'll tout a publicly edited website like it's fact while quoting no actual primary sources!
>That'll show those idiots!

>> No.16998871

>>16997213
>Fake cheddar
>Fake provolone
>Fake brie
>Fake parmesan

do americans really..

>> No.16998881

>>16997197
You are so delusionally bigoted it's disturbing. Please stop watching CNN and go travelling outside your little hateful bubble of your for a bit so you can grow as a person.

>> No.16998896

>>16998881
How can he be delusional when he's perfectly right? Could you stop being an angry flyover redneck trailer trash? Trump lost. It's over.

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>>16996940
>a very large amount of people cant handle dairy
>they are not white
YE NIGGA WYPIPO DON SEASON DEY FOOD

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>>16995673
>It's a bit difficult to outdo our victories.
>our
Shut up faggot. "You" didn't accomplish anything. Stop hiding behind other men' accomplishments.

>> No.16998962

>>16995000
amerifats in this thread are SO mad about this post because it's 100% true lmao

>> No.16998966

>>16998896
>trump trump trump trump trump
>a full year after the election
You've been brainwashed into so much hate it's sad to witness.

>> No.16999062

>>16998966
>CNN CNN CNN CNN CNN CNN CNN CNN
Trump lost, the country is ours. Deal with it.

>> No.16999067

>>16998957
You can be proud of your own achievements, your country, and disapprove of your countries flaws all at the same time WOW shut up now

>> No.16999098

>>16994845
how can you declare blue cheese the best cheese? there are a lot of applications it is not suited for. it seems strange to compare different types of cheese while ranking. blue cheese is nothing like gouda.

>> No.16999149

>>16996520
>kraft still sells over there
I have literally never seen a kraft product IRL. We do have shitty processed cheese food product slices here though. They are probably made by the same globohomo company that owns kraft so I guess it's irrelevant.

>> No.16999895

>>16999098
>blue cheese is nothing like gouda
>nothing like gouda
>gouda
ngmi

>> No.16999982

>>16995673
>space race
You mean the one where you lost and then said: "Nuh uhh! The real finish line wasn't actual space, but this big useless floating rock over there!"

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>>16996233
>We care about food safety
Lmao

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17000292

>>16996940
Only white people can handle cheese

>> No.17000302

>>16994845
I dont doubt some hipster artisans in America can make a world winning cheese, nobody disputes that they just laugh at the dismall standards America has for mainstream commercial cheeses.

>> No.17000315

>>16994845
>it's a "usa does something alone and calls it a world cup" episode

>> No.17000321

>>17000292
there's no lactose in cheese, that's literally why it became popular at first.

>> No.17000322

>>16995000
American culture dominated the globe to be 'the norm'
Thus people say no culture

>> No.17000326

>>16994902
I got some blue cheese before when I was in Ireland (Cashel Blue I think it was called) and it was fucking god-tier - I wish I could find it in the States. Mild and creamy with a bit of blue tanginess.

>> No.17000329

>>17000322
>American culture dominated the globe to be 'the norm'
If you dominated so much, you wouldn't cry at literally every foreigner you meet for being different.

>> No.17000334

>>17000329
Maybe you focus on a loud minority
Or can't really handle banter

>> No.17000341

>>17000334
>say stupid shit all day
>get proven wrong
>I WAS JUST LE BANTER YOU WEAK STOP IT NOW OK OR I CRY
every time.

>> No.17000349

>>17000341
I proved you wrong. Kneel now

>> No.17000370

>>17000315
>British ran competition

>> No.17000413

>>16996305
Not sure if bait or extremely retarjr48mded

>> No.17000465

>>16995000
Based

>> No.17000481

>>16995614
I'M NOT MAD!!!! THAT WAS FROM 2 YEARS AGO AND IM TOTALLY OVER IT!!!!!

>> No.17000557

>>17000292
>coastal michoacan having lower lactose intolerance than uruguay
doubt.jpg

>> No.17000561

>>16999062
>we are the systematic oppressors
Yeah no shit

>> No.17000965

>>16995620
uk has more and betyter cheeses than france at this point

>> No.17000969

>>16994845
>/ck/ moments caused the biggest mental breakdowns?
Tell people you like 5 Guys.

>> No.17000989

>>16994845
Kek. I just bought this at Whole Foods when a worker there said people thought this was the best. It was $43 a pound but I got to agree it's the best I've had.

Making burgers with it here >>17000980

>> No.17001062

>>16999982
based grumpy cosmonaut

>> No.17001087

>>16994845
One specific cheese from one specific competition? That must mean the majority of American cheeses that people eat are absolutely amazing!!11

>> No.17001211

>>17001087
What foreigners never understand about America is that we have the best and the worst products when it comes to just about everything. They also can't wrap their around the fact that each state is pretty different in a lot of aspects.

>> No.17001263

>>16996227
>inane
If your cheese is so good it'd get recognition through word of mouth, instead you desperately try to name it after domestic cheeses and ree because we protect our cultural heritage

>> No.17001315

>>16995852
>all the nazi scientists that got us there are dead
An American invented liquid-fueled rockets.
Pretty sure we can go back whenever, except for Republicans foot-dragging on anything the Dems want to do.

>> No.17001320
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17001320

>>16996194
Keep telling yourself than Yrope.

>> No.17001777
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17001777

>>16994921

>> No.17003211

I ran a quick analysis on which locations had the most top 3 finishes:
123 - WI
22 - Friesland
20 - VT
18 - NY
15 - CA
14 - ID
13 - PA
10 - IL
9 - NM
9 - MN
7 - ON
7 - OH
5 - zadarska
5 - MI
5 - CT
5 - Austria
4 - St. Gallen
4 - QC
4 - DK
4 - Bornholm
4 - Bern
3 - vaud
3 - arden City
3 - MB
3 - CIUDAD REAL
3 - Bavaria
3 - AI
2 - austria
2 - ZAMORA
2 - WA
2 - Valladolid
2 - NOORD HOLLAND
2 - NL
2 - NH
2 - LAS PALMAS
2 - KS
2 - IA
2 - CO
2 - BERN
2 - BC
1 - sardegna
1 - salamanca
1 - assegros
1 - Zuid-Holland
1 - Victoria
1 - VAUD
1 - Upper Austria
1 - Tokyo
1 - TX
1 - TN
1 - Switzerland
1 - Skanderborg
1 - Schweiz
1 - SP
1 - SG
1 - SD
1 - RI
1 - Oberösterreich
1 - OR
1 - OKinawa
1 - Niigata
1 - NV
1 - NJ
1 - NC
1 - MD
1 - MACEDONIA
1 - LU
1 - IN
1 - I&L
1 - GR
1 - Fribourg
1 - France
1 - FL
1 - Eltham
1 - EU
1 - Denmark
1 - Castilla La Mancha
1 - Berne
1 - Auckland
1 - Appenzellerland
1 - ARCEVEAU

>> No.17003227

holy moly do yurops ever stop seething?
I'm not even American

>> No.17003229

>>17003211
The one analysis that matters:
269 - USA
124 - Inferior Countries

>> No.17003239

>>16995673
>>16999982
>be soviet union
>make basically every single advancement in practical spacefaring a possibility
>Set the baseline for actually useful satellite technology
>Amerikans meme rush to the moon (???)
>do nothing of value but play golf and grab a rock or two that provided nothing to culture or science
>oh also a coke bottle and some photo ops haha
never stops being immensely gay.

>> No.17003258

>>17001777
wtf cathie

>> No.17003274

>>16994845
people still bitch about gordons ramsays grilled cheese sandwich lol

>> No.17003303

>>17001315
>Pretty sure we can go back whenever
Nope. So much time has passed since then that most of the stuff we used back then isn't made anymore.
>Let's just build some more Rocketdyne engines then!
They can't simply "be built" because we don't have the equipment to make it or the people who knew how it worked. Your options are "restart American industry somehow" or "teach the Chinese how to build it for us"

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17004777

>>16994845
American, specifically Wisconsin, is the cheese capitol of the world.
Deal with it trannyfaggoteuropoors

>> No.17004783

>>16997197
Holy shit. Dilate you freak

>> No.17004890

>>16996787
Tell me, what is the climate of the united states?

>> No.17004934

>>16995652
how'd your latest war end, buddy

>> No.17005960

>>16995000
BASED