/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16975044
>saltåkvarn

>okawari
GET IT YOURSELF YOU LAZY SACK OF FLUFF

glaze, fondant, caramalizing, prime, foodgasm..

>>16975044
all the ones that come from french

>>16975221
just get you own words lazy pig

>>16975044
Yummami

>>16975221
So all of them.

>>16975044
>sliders
a disgusting name for something you eat


that is all.

>>16975044
I find that my hatred is not for words, actions or habits, but for the protagonists

If Jacques Pepin talks about fond, I think nothing of it.

If Babish or Ragusea talk about fond, I get pissed off.

>>16975256
you mean 'ers

>>16975044
earthy

>>16975044
All the milennial baby words:
>Yum
>Veggies
>Foodie
>Foodgasm
>etc...

All the Jamie Oliver slang:
>Wham!
>Bam!
>Olivoil!
>Drizzle Drazzle!
>VEG!
>etc...

>>16975044
>oven baked

>>16975044
>umami
>mouthfeel
>yummy
>noms
>foodgasm
>bluebs, strawbs, etc.
>nosh
>sooooooo filling
>(XYZ) grade
>let me tell you...
>earthy
>sinful

>>16975044
Idiots from television that never shut up. They never seem to have a point except to fill time running around like morons between commercials. Like that british twatfag, how pathetic can a cunt be?

>>16975044
"brilliant", that's some proper british gay pathetic crap. Everything is "brilliant" with those cunts.

never understood /ck/'s hate for umami desu, is it cause redditors use it? but redditors use all kinds of terminology that ultimately is still useful and serves a purpose

>>16975044
>decadent

>adjective

>word

>>16975962
>watching food network, some group of contestants is trying to make some kind of savory dish
>fag chef says "your dish needs to be decadent"
>one contestant says to another "what does decadent mean"
>the other says "It means it has heavy cream in it"
>the one that asked that question gets cut after totally fucking up her dish with heavy cream

>>16975044
>extra virgin olive oil
as opposed to what? ultra skanky whore olive oil?

>>16975044
Anything that stupid idiot brits say while wearing baseball caps backwards indoors. It's like fuck off you dumb idiots.

Why do dumb brits want to pretend to be like niggers?

>>16976253
they saw americans do it and thought it was cool

>>16976262
Ha, that's their failure.

>>16975044
Do youtube e-celebs and their faggy slangs and idioms count? Joshua Soiman is the absolute fucking worst when it comes to it.
>literally babytalks with words like "cwispy"
>THEN PAPA DON'T LUV U!
>lele B-ROLLl XD

>>16976320
Is there a spouse or family member that enjoys watching his videos and wants you to enjoy yourself like they do and they try to watch the videos with you and you just stew in impotent rage about how much you HaTe the videos and how it's warping your opinion of that person now also and how much you hAtE them.

>>16975044
>unctuous
>delish
>toothsome
yummy is #1 tho
What are you, six?

>>16976484
Toothsome just makes me laugh. Makes me think of The Simpsons or the Norm joke about cannibalism.

>>16975680
>yum
yum is as old as the 1800's

>>16975044
The word "Umami" is not often said even by Japanese people.

>>16976695
I don't know much about the brand name Umami but I know in Japan it's completely legal to rent a mother for a day.

almost every chef says "nice" and "nicely" way too much
>toast the bread until NICE and golden
>julienne the peppers NICELY

when fred durst says snacky poo

>gourmet
>sun dried
>rustic
>umami
>foodie
>hangry

>>16975251
The Vikings didn't rape the shit out of the Anglo-Saxons just be forgotten like this

>>16975680
to be fair most britoids say veg. still sounds retarded of course

>>16975044
most of these words aren't even that bad, some of them make sense. Some things are earthy. I agree the mainstream buzzwords used by s0000ooooo0y cuck simps and TV show hosts and twittr and redt users are very annoying.

>>16977870
how else would you describe something dried in the sun?

>ooey gooey

>>16975044
I want to flagellate whoever started pushing "sloppa" on this board
It makes me actually fucking sick to read

i hate when people using words to describe things, especially words I don't like

>>16975209
>>16975680
>>16975796
name ONE time someone used the word "foodgasm"

>>16978152
any Townsends video

>>16975221
based

>>16977999
Based trips

>>16976244
Mutt you can't be serious

>>16975044
>artisanal
>mouth feel
>foodie

>>16978152
i'm having a foodgasm from my artisanal sloppa, yes i'm a foodie.

> 'zah
> spag bol
> delish
> lecker
> schmeckt

>>16975796
wheres the issue with earthy? some things just kinda taste earthy

>>16979366
>hating 'zah
okay, someone hasn't had a nice 'go 'za in a while, that's the only explanation for why you're so cranky

>>16977915
Brightly unwetted

>>16975044
based
kino
kito
goat
bam
evoo
sammy
'za
brecky
veg
vegan
sloppa

>>16975044
>veggie
I'm more or less fine with "veg" however, so just call it that if you're too lazy to type "vegetable". And yes, you should do it because I said so and you should care about which words annoy me, and me specifically, and no one else. Thank you for listening, I give you persimmon to go read other posts now.

>>16977874
the normans were francophone vikings

>deconstructed

>>16975044
>Food words you hate
nigger

Boozy.

Like holy shit just shut the fuck up.

>>16975044

Pretty much anything americans say. I hate americans like you wouldn't believe it.

Instagram-worthy

Hur lyckades han göra sin kanal så tråkig?

>>16977999
Trips of sloppa.

>>16975044
>food
>eating

I hate people who use the word umami.

>>16975044
Yummy is cute and pairs nicely when you use tummy

>>16975044
umami said my cummies were yummy, OP.

Decadent
Composed
Guilty pleasure (in regards to food)
Succulent
Referring to food as "bright" in regards to taste
"Marriage of flavors"
Rustic
Contemporary
Modern
Earthy

>>16976695
true, most Japanese people are not foodtubers

>>16976695
>>16983466
Nope, people say it all the time with any dish that uses dashi.

>>16975044
deconstructed

>inspired by a classic
Code phrase for
>I took out everything that makes the food good

>>16978484
>Mutt you can't be serious
>>16981693
>Pretty much anything americans say. I hate americans like you wouldn't believe it.

>>16977915
solar-seared

Butterzart. It actually triggers a pavlovian disgust reaction in me, especially when used to describe meat. I could have a great steak in front of me, already started eating it, as soon as someone describes it as "butterzart" I wouldn't want it anymore.

>>16984701
Be patient with retarded southeners.

>>16984730
Bavarians have nothing to do with it. It's my own damn family, and I live near the coast.

>>16983507
That's probably because it's a description for foreigners.
Japanese people want a concrete explanation, not a vague description of umami.
Use the word "condensed umami" after explaining the details such as the origin of ingredients, cooking method, and seasonings.

What the fuck is a compote
Ive never heard the word compote in my life until foodtv nor have i ever eaten a compote
It looks like a fruit bowl or something, what is special about this side dish or topping
It sounds like a retarded word besides saying mixed fruit

>>16975044
> Umami
> Dip (Adjective)
> Sauce
> Vinaigrette
> "Dirt" instead of "Soil"
> "Chips" instead of "Crisps"
> Herb but the H is silent

>>16985335
Sorry, meant
>(Adjective) Dip

>ctrl f vegies
>phrase not found

>>16984877
Japanese people say it all the time jamal. Try learning another language sometime.

The only food related word that really bugs me is yummy. Something about it just makes my skin crawl.

>>16976489
It makes you think of The Simpsons because one time years ago on /ck/ someone posted an image of Homer with a squished face and a post saying toothsome in a thread of food words people didn't like, that's why, and me too. Good day!

>>16976241
"Decadent" is just a pretentious version of "rich", people need to stop fucking using it

>>16975680
>>Foodie
this. Wtf is a "foodie"? Everyone on earth likes good food. It's not a special or interesting trait that makes you some unique individual.

>>16976460
Believe it or not but you can like a persons content while not liking their retarded mannerisms. You don't have to suck their dick you queer. Joshuas recipes are great but he himself is fucking annoying

>>16975044
>zippy

Don't know why I just hate it

>>16979861
Where tf is my persimmon asshole you promised

>condiments
>toppings
>crunch
>vegan
>scrumptious

>>16975044
>Italian

courgette
capsicum
spag bol
medley
rustic

>>16981693
+1

>>16983666
extra virgin olive oil is cold pressed as opposed to regular olive oil, it is much more flavourful and has a lower smoke point. it is usually more expensive too.

>>16990009
>condiments
but that's a real word anon

>>16975221
le based

>>16985335
>> Herb but the H is silent
Why do Americans always do this?

Munchies and eats

When people talk about the Maillard reaction. These are the same people who talk about the Overton window, or the Dunning-Kruger effect. Absolutely reddit.

my two least favorite Food Network words:
>Unctuous
>ELEVATED

>>16990954

You're a fucking cooklet retard. Shut the fuck up

>>16975044
>umami
Same.
I can't stand that bullshit.

>>16990954
they also use a castling move in every chess match just to show people that they know what it is.

>>16991032
This. Just fucking say savory, jfc.

>>16976244
kek

>>16975841
It’s a shallow attempt to sound ‘cultured’, replacing a common english word (savoury) with a foreign one to make it seem more high-society. It’s the same as the twats who used to pepper French words and phrases into everyday speech 20+ years ago. It doesn’t make you an intellectual, it makes you insufferable.

>>16979366
t. Australian

>>16990447
Same reason bongoloids don’t pronounce the letter R or the sound ‘þ’.

>kosher salt

>>16984899
Compote is tea made out of apple slices or something similar. Basically fruit soup.

>>16975044
>foodie, baby talk and is class division bullshit
>veg, and any other British slang stop being babies
>umami, unless the language IS Japanese
>yummy, baby talk
>decadent, doesn't mean what you think it does
>any onomatopoeia, like bam
>gourmet, cause it's always a lie
>deluxe, same reason
>artisanal, bullshit marketing lingo
>sloppa, disgusting sound
>Abbreviating pizza, tryhard
>brekky and all other baby talk bullshit
Most of what I hate has to do with how socially artificial the word is. They usually have marketing background or are there to baby talk you into feeling small and powerless in a world where food is completely controlled by class and the rich fucks don't want us seizing their factories so we can all eat well.

>>16975680
>>Wham!
>>Bam!
>>VEG!

Jamie Oliveoil did not coin any of these.

>>16990447
I tried googling that for you and came across this "Similarly, they pronounce the "ee" in divorcee as "ay"." and got confused myself because I definitely pronounce that as divorce"ee" as an American. Plus most of the results were blog posts that mean nothing anyway so we may never know I guess.

>>16983458
>Referring to food as "bright" in regards to taste
What's wrong with this? It describes succintly what a hint of acid does to a dish.

OOH MOMMY

lmao who are these niggas calling food earthy? Like did y'all just go outside and start eating dirt one day lol Tf the earth taste like?

>>16991791
"umami" is only artificial because it was coined to name a newly discovered basic taste in the 1980s.
No, it's not savory. Savory is not and never has been a basic taste.

>>16991829
Eating dirt is a natural and healthy compulsion for babies and toddlers, it helps build the immune system.

>>16991837
THIS NIGGA EATS DIRT LMAO

>>16991831
Shut the fuck up bitch, I never said anything about savory. I actually speak Japanese and am tired of seeing words directly ported into English sentences. You know goddamn well that when the Japanese port our words, they change them to sound more Japanese so there isn't an audible turd dropped in the middle of a sentence. English ought to have its own word for it. Sincerely, fuck you.

>>16991848
English doesn't do "its own words" nigga, we take and borrow and steal as we please.
Strip English of all it's loanwords and it becomes the completely unrecognizable conlang Anglish

>>16991791
>class warfare class warfare class warfare
Gigaretard. The average poor person today eats better than a king would’ve 300 years ago. Most rich people eat tasteless trash like kale and 2oz cubes of steak that they paid $80 for. I can promise you ‘poor person food’ is infinitely more satisfying than rich person food. Rich people daydream about gorging on pizza and fried chicken, and the only reason they don’t is because they’re so obsessed with prolonging their life that they torture themselves with “health food”.

It is not 1374, stop larping as a revolutionary serf.

>>16991867
Retard I'm talking about doing it like the Japanese do not an auditory cut and paste. Sounds like your brain is paste

>>16977915
UV infused

>>16992145
Nigger stop larping. Modern jap is like 25% engrish

>>16992145
You have no earthly idea what you're talking about in any language.

>>16975221
pas basé

>>16977915
Star-fry

>>16992214
So you agree with me then. Good talk

>>16980884
By the time of the Norman invasion, they had already spent generations breeding with locals, they had little to no Viking DNA left

>>16984899
It’s an actual food, you’re like a fucking Asian going WHATTO THA FUCKO DOES SANDWICH MEANARU

>>16992145
What the fuck do you suggest then. Umami is perfectly pronounceable to any anglophone, aren't most English to jap words changed because of sounds they don't use? We can say umami. Do you suggest we change it to sound arbitrarily more English? Say umary or something autistic like that? Fuck you.