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Well, what would you order?

>> No.16990267

Cheese Burger

>> No.16990269

Holy shit I love these “larping like those silly normies ordering food at a restaurant” roflmao
>Hello, normie restaurant proprietor! As a fellow normie, I don’t wish to rock the boat. As such, please serve to me whatever the previous normie ordered.

>> No.16990275

>>16990269
Plenty of people are sick of menuposting, man. Just hide the threads.

>> No.16990277
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>>16990269
Meds

>> No.16990281

>>16990260
an order of thai ribs... and an empanada for my, uh, friend.. who is just out of view, and uh... hehe... porchetta as well for my other friend

>> No.16990297

>>16990260
This looks like it could be good.
Start out with Gobi 65 to try out the garlic yogurt sauce.
Then go for a noodle bowl with added chicken. Get my protein while I pig out on rice noodles.

>> No.16990309

>>16990260
cubano

>> No.16990351

>>16990260
Singapore salad with porchetta.

>> No.16990352

Definitely no Italian wines, they're counterfeit. Makes me skip on the porchetta as well.

Thai ribs, Spanish empanadas, Jap fries (Japs suck at fries), Indian cauliflower (Indians don't have cauliflower), falafel from the Middle East, it just keeps going on and on.

Nothing but tourist trap dishes. There's no way their cheese is Swiss or that the galanga for their Thai dishes is actually the variety Thai people use. I'd probably take something that's impossible to screw up, like a vegetarian burger.

>> No.16990391

>>16990260
>Big Meaty
That’s what people at work call me. They whisper it behind my back but I know. I know.

>> No.16990398

>>16990260
Fusion restaurants usually do neither cuisine well

>> No.16990407

burger

>> No.16990412

>>16990260
gobi

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>>16990352
>Indians don't have cauliflower
retard

>> No.16990602

>>16990352
>Japs suck at fries
Did you think they had a Japanese guy in the kitchen to make the one menu item that has a Japanese ingredient? These aren't even Japanese style fries, it's just fries with subarashi on.
Sounds like you're just being contrarian and looking for reasons to not like the menu

>> No.16990607

>>16990352
>something that's impossible to screw up, like a vegetarian burger
it even existing is a screw up

>> No.16990618

falafel with regular fries and curry ketchup
or
pho

>> No.16991612

>>16990260
I'm back and decided to ignore your shitty suggestions
Here's what I ordered.
Two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high powered blotter acid, a salt shaker half full of cocaine.
an Un-beet-able which was very good, and a chicken thigh cemita with curry fries, which was awesome. Curry fries here might be my favorite fries ever.

>> No.16991742

>>16990260
>$14 for a banh mi
what a fucking scam, a good one should only cost $1 at most

>> No.16991759

>>16991742
>Pay $1
>get gook-made banh mi
Hmm
>pay $14
>get white-made banh mi
Worth it. I haven't trusted those sneaky slants since pearl harbor.

>> No.16991914

>>16990260
This is one of those shitty fusion restaurants where the chef is a white soyboy