/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16989771
>This is what Americans call "cheese"

>>16989773
It's safe to eat for migraine sufferers.

>>16989773
Why wouldn’t it be cheese?

>>16989904
Because American obsession.

>to this day, people still think the fat woman in the scooter was biting a loaf of cake and not a block of cheese

>>16989771
based HEB monterey jack cheese with jalapenos biter

>>16989913
literally nobody thinks it was cake

>>16989924
There were literally entire threads arguing between cheese and poundcake.

>>16989959
It was actually foam from an old couch cushion.

>>16989771
sure, why not

>>16989959
Cool attempt at gaslighting bro.

>>16989913
It was actually a brick of my fermented semen.

>>16989771
I'm a fatass and I find that disgusting.
Cheese is good, but eating a lot of it by myself makes me sick.

>>16989771
is that caraway?

>>16989771
No.

>>16989771
I have never intended to finish an 8oz block of cheese in one sitting so I always at least cut off a smaller block that I do think I'll finish and chomp that

>>16990501
no, they're peppers and it's fucking delicious
my favorite cheese by far

I love cheese but hate milk is that weird

>>16989771
Is this even safe? Won't you get ecoli? I thought cheese blocks had to be cooked but cheese slices or sticks you could eat raw.

I only like Kroger pepperjack cheese

>>16989771
maybe

>>16990912
Pretty clearly cheddar cheese in plastic packaging

>>16990912
is this keto?

>>16990912
Do they even sell cheese in giant blocks like that? That's like a 5 pound block. It'd make more sense as poundcake

is monterey jack anything like havarti? Because pepper havarti is pretty good

>>16990938
this stuff is available almost everywhere

>>16990938
>Do they even sell cheese in giant blocks like that?
Yes...? It's a step down from buying a whole wheel.

>>16990938
>http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2015/06/cheeses-come-wheels-others-blocks/
It depends on the type of cheese and region.

>>16990912
The only reason people think that's a block of cheese is because of the arrow pointed to the Cheez-its

>>16991005
The packaging is obviously cheese, if you think it's cake you have never been to a butcher

>>16990943
It's kind of like mozzarella with a stronger flavor.

>>16990956
>BABY LOAF*
i want to know what the * is about

>>16989913
>woman
Then again, I don't blame you. After a certain weight, it just becomes too hard to tell, you know?

No.

>>16991054
looks like a ®

>>16989911
Double dubs of truth. They hate us cuz they ain't us anon.

>>16991099
oh, i'm a retard, i guess

>>16989913
4chan is basically Fox at this point. They’ll argue about anything, even now it’s okay to murder 2 people and wound another and they’ll defend you to the death, the rest can’t tell what cheese is.

>>16989771
>pretty sizeable chunk of cheese left in the fridge
>"No way I can eat all that. Guess I'll just have half"
>Cut it in half
>Eat one half
>Eat other half
Why am I like this?

i did once when i was 7 and haven't since
>>16991731
the niggerloving rapists weren't murdered. no matter how much you bitch, moan, and weep, he didn't break a single law

>>16989773
Save it for the Cheez Whizz you faggot fucking foreigner

hijacking because question doesn't deserve its own thread, where do i start with becoming a cheese person? any recommendations on beginner cheeses and what to eat them with?

i'm a sucker for pepper jack

>>16992167
>where do i start with becoming a cheese person?
stop bathing, particularly feet and crotch.

>>16990561
lole where are you from? i've never heard of e.coli in cheese.

I got an assortment of spicy cheeses (3 blocks) from Aldi for my husband to snack on and he ate them all in a week so I guess I'm not doing that anymore. I imagine he may have chomped them similarly. Aldi has a nice variety of cheeses, though. For me, its the smoked gouda, I put that in some mashed taters and it was great.

>>16989771
yeah when I was around 8 and then one of my family members seen it and I got bitched at