/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>go to Japanese restaurant
>impress everyone with the scene i cause when they don't have tendies

>go to Japanese restaurant
>impress waiter with my knowledge about Unit 731

>>16987478
Ore no Nihonjin is also very sugoi.

>go to japanese restaurant
>impress waitress by using chopsticks.

>>16987478
NI HAO!

>go to Japanese Restaurant
>order avocado rolls

>>16987478
>when the dumb gaijin waiter calls a chinese waiter to take your order

>>16987478
>Stretch eyes with fingers
>OOOOHH!! ME WANTY FLIED LICE!! AH SO, AH SO, BING BONG PING PONG!!!!
>Flawless.

>>16987478
>Go to 'authentic' indian restaurant.
>Take a massive shit on the floor.
>Get thrown out.
>Authentic my arse.

>>16987478
>anime faggot goes to a japanese restaurant and spills his spaghetti while sounding a like child ordering for the first time
>goes on flexing with his autism just because he got a consolation 日本語上手

>>16987548
have you never been broke anon.

>go to Japanese restaurant
>impress waitress with my cunnilingus

>go to Japanese restaurant
>speak Chinese

>>16987486
>go to food court
>be a sperg regardless of whether tendies are involved
My cute girlfriend Wada.

>>16988258
>they understand you because none of the employees are actually japanese

>>16987501
It's not kind to refer to your boyfriend with such terms anon...

>Go to American restaurant
>impress waitress with my knowledge of the CIAs involvement in 9/11

>>16988773
Ching chong bing bong ah desu jew hattu jfku and whitu must destroyu economy and reinstatu international israeli banking desu.

>>16988773
Fuck off back to somalia or wherever you god damn liar.

>go to a japanese restaurant
>speak japanese
>everyone is Korean and no one understands you

>>16988779
It's mostly slavs

>go to Japanese restaurant in big town/small city
>very cute eighteen year old waitress
>total fucking weeb, unnatural dyed hair, introduces herself with a popular anime character name with the "proper" Japanese pronunciation, tries to act like a maid cafe waitress
>all in a restaurant trying to pass itself off as an authentic Japanese pub that salarymen would go to

>go to japanese restaurant
>eat food
>leave

I went on a date with my girlfriend to a classy Japanese restaurant. The waitresses were all 7/10's+ and wearing kimonos, obedient and bowing at every request. My dick was diamonds and I hardly realized my gf was there, a rude awakening to my yellow fever.