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16986121 No.16986121 [Reply] [Original]

People who order all their sushi at once are fucking plebs. Drinking red wine to boot.
>sushi just sits there
>the unagi nigiri is getting cold
>all the warm sushi is getting cold making all the ingredients soggy
>all the cold sushi is getting warm
>eating room temperature salmon
>not drinking sake with your sushi
>people applaud this and proudly take pictures

>> No.16986126

>>16986121
I want to order a sushi boat for delivery and eat it alone in my house like a hog. Just once in my life...

>> No.16986135
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16986135

>>16986121
The whole point is showing off how much you can afford to waist you dummy. Half that shit gets thrown out.

>> No.16986142
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>>16986121
Its meant for several people to eat. You. Fucking. Idiot.

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>>16986121

>> No.16986401

>>16986236
Yeah, that's where I saw it. Redditors are creaming themselves over it.

>> No.16986425

>>16986401
When you wrote this post, did you not see the problem?
It's not too late, just don't bump the thread.

>> No.16986498

>>16986121
You are smart enough to know that sushi and onigiri are two different things, OP Anon.

>> No.16986857

>>16986126
I know that feeling anon. You and me both.

>> No.16986871

>cold sushi

i've had some that are hot, but most are at room temperature, what sushi is supposed to be cold?

>> No.16986873

>>16986121
Wow, thank you for reposting Reddit.

>> No.16986887

I have never eaten my fill of sushi
It would take a disturbing amount I think

>> No.16986908

>>16986121
>People who order all their sushi at once are fucking plebs. Drinking red wine to boot.
OP is forever alone.

Dude. that boat of assorted sushi is meant to be shared, not to sit around.

That is a home kitchen, and therefore a catered spread. The wine is surely meant to be enjoyed with the nuts, chocolate and fruit over near the wine bottles.

>> No.16986961

>>16986121
>people who eat sushi are plebs
ftfy.

>> No.16987053

>>16986121
If you can eat even half of this much sushi at once, you are a fatass.
Makes since since you reposted reddit though

>> No.16987074

>>16986126
I'll take the love boat for two for one with some extra tuna on the side for good measure

>> No.16987089

>>16986236
>spend $500 on sushi boat
>take pic
>post to plebbit
>receive 5 plebbit silver
>sell for $100 a pop
>repeat
Holy fuck I think they're onto something there

>> No.16987097

>I'm a patrician because I enjoy my chewy raw fish cold.

Okay OP.

>> No.16987120

>>16986121
To call this sushi... I'll be honest, I don'tind makizushi but this shit that comes drenched in mayo sauces is too much

>> No.16987246

>>16987089
You can sell the awards?

>> No.16987295

I like Unagi sushi!

>> No.16987303
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16987303

>>16987246
No. It's bait to get the redditors to (you)

T. IP range banned (and mac banned) for anti-tranny posting on reddit

>> No.16987355

>>16987246
no
but if you get certain awards from people you can give them away yourself

>> No.16987500

>>16986236
[You are] A fucking faggot

>> No.16987520

>>16986121
well I don't think you can order sushi for delivery one plate at a time.

>> No.16987531

>>16987089
what the fuck is rddit silver? Explain it to me like I'm an adult with a functional brain.

>> No.16987567

>>16986121
looks like a pretty tasty sushi boat

>> No.16988245

>>16987531
Someone liked your post enough to spend real money in order to give your adblocker a week off while you browse reddit.

>> No.16988477

>>16986135
this is correct, i was friends with a rich dude in college and he'd always be asking me if i wanted his sushi after he'd buy $50 worth and have like two bites.

>> No.16988527

>>16986121
Who the fuck drinks RED wine with cold raw fish?
I can see getting a really light red with swordfish steaks, but even then a rose would be better.
Sushi is exclusively a white wine affair.

>> No.16988591

>>16987120
Nobody cares about your opinion.

>> No.16988593

>>16988527
Objectively correct. What about Beer w sushi yay or nay.

>> No.16988601

>>16988527
>Sushi is exclusively a white wine affair.
I'll have a coke.

>> No.16988603

>>16988527
>white wine
Thanks, but I’ll stick with sake

>> No.16988612

How did sushi turn into a fancy dish?

>> No.16988613

>>16986121
why cant you just put a cooling element in the boat

>> No.16988621

>>16988613
>float boat on ice water.
I think that you're on to something anon.

>> No.16988627

>>16988603
Isn't there some sort of old-timey custom against pairing sake with rice dishes? I vaguely remember reading about something like that.

>> No.16988643

>>16988593
Personally, I would pair a dish containing some sort of cereal with a beverage made from something other than cereals. So wine or a dry cider. But a Spanish-style non-carbonated one. Now that I think of it, I wonder how well a very dry mead would pair with sushi...

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>>16988643
Cider outside of Spain is carbonated? Didn't know that

>> No.16988661

>>16988612
Its foreign therfore is both fancy and expensive the fish needingto be either falsh frozen or high quality moves it to a "fancy dish" even though its most often regular fish thats been flash frozen.

>> No.16988685

>>16988661
It's not even that foreign in the US anymore. It's been here for over 100 years, and has evolved.

>> No.16988872

>>16987303
>he doesnt know how to get around the "IP range bans" and "mac bans"
lmao of course youre a fucking faggot redit spacing loser from redit lmao you are truly pathetic, fuck off back and please dont post here again.

>> No.16988905

>>16988658
Spanish-style still cider is actually the exception. Most European and US cider ("hard cider" in US English) is sparkling.

>> No.16989070

>>16986121
Yeah you seem real fun at parties

>> No.16989369

>>16986121
>not drinking sake with your sushi
You're not supposed to drink sake with sushi
A drink made of rice, together with a dish made of rice, is considered a poor choice because there isn't enough variety there

Traditionally you will be served some small appetizers that you can drink sushi with, then switch to either beer or green tea

>> No.16989374

>>16988593
Beer with sushi is very common

>> No.16989375

>>16989369
*that you can drink sake with

>> No.16989376

Autistic food rules. Yay, or nay?

>> No.16989381

>>16989376
with sushi people don't do it to be dicks, they do it so you don't ruin your dining experience

you're not upsetting the holy gods of sushi by mixing wasabi into your soy sauce, you're just not supposed to do it because the reaction of the two actually completely nullifies the flavor of the wasabi, so you are not tasting it at all
you dip nigiri in soy sauce only lightly on the fish side because otherwise the rice absorbs it like a sponge and you just spent a lot of money for a big mouthful of salt

>> No.16989384

>>16989381
Shut the fuck up weeb

>> No.16989387

>>16989384
no

>> No.16989391

>>16989387
Oh, ok then.

>> No.16989396

>>16989391
actually I don't have anything else to say so I will shut up

>> No.16989401

>>16989396
That's fine too. I like to keep things loose.

>> No.16989406

Loose
>>16989401
...like
>>16989396
anons mom

>> No.16989411

>>16986121
Sometimes I'll ask them not to cut the seaweed wrap and I'll eat it like a burrito.

>> No.16989414

>>16986121
There are 3 bottles of wine on the picture, a beer and various glasses so it is safe to assume multiple people will be eating from this order and not just 1 or 2 people.

>> No.16989428

>>16988245
so people on rddit spend money to use emojis?

>> No.16989706

>>16989428
>so people on rddit spend money to use emojis?
Yes, that, and hrt.

>> No.16989750

>>16986121
>ching chong I wish I was japoneez

>> No.16989922

>>16986121
Better than people who repost shit they saw on r****t.

>> No.16990882

>>16986121
I just want to know what the burnt shit in the tinfoil is.

>> No.16991308

>>16986126
Sailor Mercury!

>> No.16991346

>>16986401
go the fuck back

>> No.16991351

>>16991308
What episode does ami want to eat a whole sushi boat? That seems like something usagi would want to do

>> No.16991365

paid 50 bucks for all you can eat sushi once. i caused a mini holocaust by eating all the roe eggs.

>> No.16991411

>>16988593
beer goes very well with sushi, but usually people pair it with the cheap stuff. No point in buying $50 worth of sushi if you're going to wash it down with a liter of the japanese equivalent of bud light

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16991758

>>16988905
Only mass produced shit ciders in the US have a fizz. The craft ciders found predominantly in New England only have a slight fizz from fermentation and are generally dry. But cider is very versatile and you can add lots of things to it.