/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16982048
yeah no shit

It's been going that way for decades now. The days of food prosperity are over

>>16982048
Get cucked lmao

>>16982048
>33%
Freemason thread.

>>16982048
>They've fucking shrunk the size of my favorite bread. The slices are like 33% smaller
No, op. You just got 33% bigger muscleman.

>>16982225

>>16982048
>Arnold
wtf? It's called Oroweat over here (and it's trash)

>>16982247
FENTON FENTON!!

Welcome to the Biden economy

>>16982062
Politifact debunked this post.

>>16982048
bro... what even is this stuff

>>16982454
Don't worry about it citizen

>>16982445
>I AM DEBOOONKING

>>16982454
imagine being this stupid

>>16982487
Politifact
>False: Biden did not do that one thing that lying say that he did on video that is public record. It's a complete lie fabricated by a racially diverse group of white supremacists, so do not watch the video.

>>16982454
>using dihydrogen monoxide in those amounts without even a warning label

>>16982454
well sugar could potentially mean any kind of sugar legally, I think (might be wrong)
>cornmeal
like the stuff grits is made out of
>cellulose fiber
probably food grade saw dust
>soybeal oil
>soy
obvious
>monoglycerides
more dumb shit that should never be added to any food
>soy lecithin
probably some gmo crap with lots of pesticides
but if it was a good clean non-gmo lecithin it's actually really healthy because the body needs lecithin. but no way to know, I assume it's not the good kind.
>citric acid
not really bad or anything, some people don't like it but I never had an issue with it.
>molasses
molasses is fucking awesome and is one of the only sweeteners with some actual nutritional content.
>calcium carbonate
literally food grade chalk, and an alright calcium supplement.
>brown rice
usually rice is high in arsenic, look it up. It's cheap as fuck and they put it in fucking everything these days.
>calcium sulfate
rather avoid it's just not desirable
>calcium propionate
more stupid shit

basically get rid of the rice and preservatives and make the whole thing non-gmo and organic and vegan and you'd have a pretty good bread.

Hold the fuck up

>first three ingredients = supposedly highest amount.
>water
>sugar
>wheat gluten
that's kind of fucked up because bread should be mostly water and wheat. SUGAR is BEFORE wheat? and it's not even flour, just straight up gluten... Okay.... I don't care about gluten but the bread is mostly gluten and sugar and water? what the fuck batman.

just make your own bread at home. buckwheat flour and oats and whole wheat are an excellent combo.

>>16982545
>dihydrogen monoxide
supposedly this is a funny way of saying H20 or water to troll people and then make fun of them and insult them by telling them they have no business being concerned about unhealthy shit that is clearly invading all foods. It's a censorship tactic.

>>16982454
I should get a bread maker

>>16982592
Only idiots need bread makers. I use my oven and that's it. I mean if you want to throw away $300 for no reason.

>>16982580
>first three ingredients = supposedly highest amount.
>water
>sugar
>wheat gluten
"WHOLE WHEAT FLOUR" was the first ingredient listed sirs

>>16982600
Oh wow you're right. my bad.

>>16982608
>>16982600
Still prefer making my own bread 99% of the time.

>>16982062
>inflation has been a problem since last year
>somehow, this is Biden’s fault
Okay, Brandonfag. The pandemic is to blame

>>16982962
>inflation has been a problem since last year
Last year the problem was that certain companies attempted to price gauge even though there weren't any real issues. Something about a certain group colluding with each other to try and impeach a president. At least big paultry ended up losing a class action, so now they're completely redeemed for fucking with Americans over politics, no? Brendan.

>>16982962
>Yeah all that money printing and gibs had no effect at all the virus just swooped in and reduced everyone's purchasing power.
Guess the only way to fix this is get triple vaxxed right Biden bros? Why does my heart feel so weird???

>>16982592
>>16982594
I use a dutch oven because the oven in my apartment is shit and I like that the thermal mass of the cast iron dampens temperature fluctuations after it preheats while keeping the steam in until I want to form the crust.

thanks brandon

>>16982048
>>16982062
>>16982545
Bread goes stale, plague rat. You sound like a cart shopper

>>16983065
yeah fucking libs and their money printer

>>16983065
Bros im slowly forgetting where I am and who people I know are... I might need to shoot this stranger in my house.

>>16982962
Which pandemic?

>>16984469
that pic is a special type of retard.

>>16982454
pasta > bread