/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16978539
Looks like a sloppa shit

The sad thing is this is some high class shit for the modern (((woman)))

>>16978539
The sauce is homemade and not just some jar stuff, right?

>>16978539
Looks great
I feel hungry now

>>16978548
>>16978545
Shrimp alfredo and garlic knots is a good meal you snobs.

>>16978552
huh?

>>16978553
Slop o’ shit

>>16978539
Do NOT feed me pasta I WILL NOT EAT PASTA

>>16978562
based keto child

>>16978553
Yes, but not that Great Value sloppa pot shot in the OP.

>>16978539
>carb
>carb
>small amount of protein
Fucking why? At least have some stir fried veggies as a side or something. A fruit cup, anything that isn't more carbs.
Fucking retards these days.

>>16978539
looks like shit I wouldn't even feed it to my dog.
slop/10
are you a woman? I'm curious.

>>16978539
Looks like there’s no herbs or seasoning on the pasta WTF op?

paper plate/10
frozen shrimps/10
strange mystery looking bread/10
overloaded cheap paper plate/10
too much "sauce?"/10

>>16978539
that's the würst Seafood Newburg I've ever seen

do you think OP is a woman ?

>>16978539
Nice white trash frozen food meal heated up and placed on a paper plate. Good job trashy.

>>16978539
American's can't cook and eat off paper like dog

>>16978539
You're the Slav anon who made the shitty mi goreng yesterday aren't you

>>16979431
I use those same plates and they come from Walmart.

>>16979067
I think OP wants to be a woman.

>>16979452
retarded minds think alike

>>16978550
Kek

>>16978553
I wont argue with your premise, but your execution is trash. Im not even a snob but you *covered* that dish with sauce. You dont need but 1/4 of that amount.

>>16978539
>Supermarket bread
>Tinned sauce
>Frozen prawns
>Paper plate

THE PRIDE OF THE USA/10

Yep. Thought those looked familiar. I would go in the bathroom and take a picture of my plates for proof but I don't feel like it.

>>16979515
>USA
it's the ugly fingered foreigner

>>16978539
americans really eat shit like this and see nothing wrong with it

>>16979543
I've never posted any photo of myself on 4chan. That includes hand photos.

>>16979543
>ugly fingered

This doesn't translate well. Which shithole are you from?

>>16979532
Anon why do you have paper plates in the bathroom?

Bump for actual valid criticism. Everyone ITT is a picky faggot that wouldn't know good food if it punched them in the face.

>>16978539
nuke yourself, you mongoloid ape.

>>16978552
ITT OP complements himself

>>16978553
>Frozen shrimp
>overcooked noodles
>watery sauce

This is a poor fag meal

>>16978733
vegetables are carbs

>>16980062
>picky
>criticism
Pick two.
>>16979067
>do you think OP is a woman ?
1000%
>>16978553
>Shrimp alfredo and garlic knots is a good meal you snobs.
Not like thi. Never like this.

But ok.
1) Less.
2) Sauce.
3) Holy.
4) Fuck.

5) Crisp your shrimp (none of us are kidding ourselves that they aren't pre-cooked & frozen; That's fine but please) in butter, then set aside
6) GRADUALLY (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!) create an emulsion between sauce (again, let's be real here, this was jarred, but the basic steps apply anyway) and pasta water by lifting your pasta from the pot into the pan without draining. Stir ocassionally as the sauce thickens down, adding pasta water in tiny amounts until all pasta is added and a relatively dry consistency is achieved
7) Add your final helping of pasta water and finish on high heat while stirring in your shrimp
8) Serve with a quick tomato salad & https://dinnersdishesanddesserts.com/white-wine-spritzer-recipe/ this from the cheapest white you can fine.

Voila. Not the hardest, not the priciest, not the best, but comforting and far far far better than the pig slop you produced the first time.

>>16978539
sloppa snot

>>16978539
plate it better and most /ck/unts would like it

looks like it came from a microwave though

Love the presentation, OP. Very Bauhaus.

>paper plates

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>>16979482
If you need a 'special' knife at all you're a cooklet
I've had the same three knives for 5 years got it at a garage sale dont even know the brand. Dont care. Cuts like a knife

>>16981682
What. Why are you posting? What did you want?

>>16981777
t. buys 200 dollar knives with mommy's credit card and thinks it makes him cook better
any knife over 2-3 dollars is a waste. learn to cook, the fundamentals first. I used to cook with a rusty potato peeler in my dads shed

>>16981777
>god trips
>not noticing drunkposting when you see it
C'mon anon, step it up.

>>16978548
Yeah I'm sure your faggot boyfriend is a much better cook you queer

the noodles look overcooked, the shrimp looks squishy and undercooked (probably frozen), and the sauce looks like mucus. overall, completely unappetizing. garlic knots look decent though

>>16981887
Based deranged cockgargling retard

Americans don't make sloppa, it's not their style

>>16981919
>literally invented a sandwich with the word sloppy in it

>>16981933
that's pulled pork, not sloppy joe

>>16981948
Oh yeah then what's this? Feel pretty fucking stupid now don't you?

>>16978539
BONE APPLE TEETH

>>16979568
when the toliet breaks I take a shit there before wrapping it up in garbage bags

>>16979560
He’s one hyphen away from perfect english. Go away, moron.

>>16978539
looks like everything came from a can.

>>16981933
THat isnt a sloppy joe.

>>16978545
It's pasta with sauce. What would you do, arrange it into orderly rows?

>>16978539
What country's cuisine is this so I know never to fucking visit it

>>16978539
wish I had a wife that would feed me that with her unwashed hands