/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16972899
I would do and order the same thing

>>16972899
Your fiancé is out fucking a coworker, you mong.

>>16972899
I'm sure your fiancé is being very appreciated right now

>>16972899
your gf is getting railed in the bathroom by the office Chad while you're eating greasy slop.

>>16972899
Your fiance will come home smelling like sex, and you will be passed out smelling like McDonalds. You are a long way from being based my friend.

is that what mcdonald's packaging look like now? what the fuck

>>16972899
I don't use that word, but I think you're cool!

>>16972913
>Office
>Chad

>>16972908
>>16972911
>>16972913
>>16972926
Why is everyone on /ck/ obsessed with cuckolding? Do you literally never let your parters out of your sight for fear of them cheating? What a sad and insecure existence.

>>16972932
every office has a Chad. blue collar slaves field monkeys like you wouldn't know, of course.
>>16972938
I don't date becuase all modern women are toxic whores. I pump and dump and enjoy all the freedoms of being single.

>>1697295
That’s not what I asked and You’re not impressing anyone here my lad. the fact that you’re trying speaks volumes lmao

>>16972938
That isn’t cuckolding, moron. It’s simple cheating. Maybe this is your first serious relationship, but most people know that after work functions are code for fucking around. That sort of behavior is even more likely when someone feels the screws of a LTR tightening.

>>16972899
eating macdonalds is not based, this is the cookery board, cook. your fiance probably isn't cheating on you though, this site is overly obsessed with cuckoldry, though she should leave you because you seem like a fag for posting your shitty fast food meal and you're probably a fag in the rest of your life too

>>16972899
big macs are so nasty and the thicker mcd's patties are too crumbly

>>16972950
Brads are not Chads

>>16972969
>implying your relationships are other peoples
Stop projecting your own insecurities. I’ve have after work functions, sometimes I bring my gf and sometimes I don’t. But I don’t cheat on them. I would expect that’s only your partners anon, I’m sorry

>>16972938
Hey, I'm not the one trying to convince and entre board of anonymous posters that my fiance isn't cheating on me. This is a you problem my friend.

>>16972997
Tell us more about your cuckolding fantasies anon

>>16972950
lmaosadman

>>16972990
glass houses, faggot

>>16972899
damn did you eat both those

>>16973054
That's not what glass houses means, retard.
Hypocrisy is when you criticise someone for an action you also perform, not when you point out that thing A isn't thing B even if you fall short of being thing B. If someone said Joe Biden was the greatest president in US history and I said that was wrong, the fact that I've never been president doesn't make me a hypocrite.

Post pics of fiancé

>>16973139
you're not a chad, and neither are brads so you are being a hypocrite. also your example didn't conform to your own premise so you're probably stupid as shit too.

>>16973251
>uses glasses houses incorrectly
>calls someone else stupid as shit
uh, glass houses dude

>>16973260
it was used correctly, but if that turnabout was the reason you botched your logic then hats off to ya

>>16972938
bbc always wins, us white boys can't compete

>>16973274
Based

>>16972899
Are you asking me to call you based for getting McDonalds

>>16973494
Yes

>my fiancé is out with coworkers for an employee appreciate thing

Is there anything better? My gf is hanging out with her friends tonight. I'm cooking some chicken wings, just cracked the first beer and gonna watch seinfeld. Life is good.

>>16972969
>Maybe this is your first serious relationship, but most people know that after work functions are code for fucking around.
You're a virgin and you watch too much tv

>>16973274
Brown hands typed this post.

>>16972899
The life of a 21st century man truly is a sad one.

>>16973494
I laughed

>>16972899
sad. might get dressed and get a bigmac in a sec though.

>>16972938
its probably their worst nightmare for guys. Seeing their virgin wife being touched by another man just sends a lot of pain to them. not saying it doesn’t happen, I’ve seen it happen personally. fucked up as it is

I hope OP isnt going to experience that or anyone on this board. A lot of guys here are insecure and thats ok cause we are all here for each other.

>>16972899
>>hit the Maccaz cause I haven’t eaten since breakfast
why do people always phrase shit this way?
>whoa dude, i haven't stuffed my face in like...6 hours
like uh good for you, that's what normal eating habits look like

>>16972969
>That isn’t cuckolding, moron.
It's literally cuckolding, idiot. That's what cheating is. It's cuckolding your partner, regardless of whether they have a cuckolding fetish. Blow your rotted coomer brains out.

>>16972899
>Am I Based?
Asking immediately disqualifies yourself. Eat a bag of dicks OP.

>>16974177
Why would you watch Seinfeld of all things? That show is jewish BS. Watch something manly like Rome, Band of Brothers, Babylon Berlin.

Op update us on when your fiance confesses to cheating on you.

>>16978285
I meant to try and smell her to see if she did indeed "smell like sex" but I had sweet and sour sauce in my stache so she just smelled like nuggies.

>>16978285
I’m surprised this thread is still up lmao. Uhh she didn’t cheat on me as far as I know. I ended up Picking her and a coworker up from the bar and giving her a ride home. She works entirely with women. I ended up making her gnocchi when we got home cause she was drunk and was begging for it. We drank some
More and listened to John Prine while I rolled the dough and watch bobs burgers before bed. Good night all in all.thanks for asking

>>16978326
She probably sucked Chad off in the alley, bro. Its okay.