/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Has nothing to do with NY. Lots of people like cheese pizza. Fuck off nerd.

>>16963285
Judaism prohibits consuming meat and dairy together.

They do toppings

>>16963285
I'm from NY and I have no idea what you're talking about. This is particularly bad bait from a particularly mentally ill troll.

It’s The Windy City. The toppings blow off.

>>16963285
Toppings make it too heavy for the radiator

>>16963285
everyone's not a manchild like you

>>16963309
>everyone's not a manchild like you
only manchildren select cheese pizza

>>16963316
Anti-semitism is NOT okay on 4channel.org.

>>16963320
what, you gonna ask if i'm circumcised next?

>>16963325
Depends, you gonna use your foreskin as a pizza topping?

The fact that you even call it cheese pizza makes you a faggot.

>>16963285
They're genuinely good without. NYC pizza being really good is not a meme.

>>16963305
He's not baiting
https://jewishinsider.com/2020/01/is-it-kosher-dave-portnoy-interrupted-while-reviewing-a-philly-cheesesteak/

>>16963285
Sometimes you have to enjoy the simple things in life

too many toppings are just a way to hide shitty crust, cheese, and sauce. doesn't matter what you put on it if you can't get the basics right.

>>16963285
>East Coast: plain cheese slice
>West Coast: Deep-fried ramen wagyu steak profiterole kombucha pizza (gluten-free)

>>16963285
They like things fast, don't they?
That's the fastest pie to make.

there are like 12 different pizza threads right now how fucking fat are you retards

>>16963285
Toppings are for niggers

>>16963905
Pizza is the ultimate 4chan food.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A8RGmUTfUrs

>>16963905
>NOOOOOOOOOO STOP ENJOYING THINGS

>>16963296
this

>>16963294
This also mostly they only ever have pizza by the slice as cheese or pepperoni. and the pepperoni goes out fast, especially at the popular places

CT Pizza > NY pizza.

They make a bunch of pizzas and sell them by the slice. Cheese is just the most popular. Deal with it, nerd.

>>16963285
But the water nigga, NY water ain't like your weak ass shit. Ours is special! Makes a dough ya'll niggas would cream yo selves over, cept ya'll broke ass bitches can't even afford to visit. So you just talk shit online like we wouldn't lay you out word one if ya'll came to start shit in person. Herb ass pussy

>>16963296
Is there an unusual concentration of jews in new york?

>>16963308
Had to compromise

>>16963285
Who knows. I've met people who like plain pasta.

>>16963931
that's alot of grease

>>16964221
It's home to the largest Jewish community in the world outside of Israel. Over 13% of the city is Jewish compared to 2% nationally in the US.

>>16964360
Where pizza comes from, they call it olive oil

>>16963285
NYC here, we routinely put toppings on our pizza. But we're probably the only place in america where a plain slice is seen as a valid, or even the default choice. Everywhere else the default is to load it up with as much crap as possible to cover up the shit taste.

>>16964633
>the shit taste.
Bruh, you're eating cardboard, but somehow the magical polluted water of the East River makes it better?

>>16963931
There's so much oil in there, the US military is gonna spend two decades in that pizza

>>16964642
Pretty sure the water meme is from bagels not pizza, but then I don't pay much attention to fake the same inane twitter slapfights that you read all day

NYC tap water comes from aquafiers way upstate, not the hudson river

>>16963454
neuroticism the article

>>16963454
>Arkansas Governor cucks out and refuses to ban CRT or vaccine passports
>had no problem visiting Israel though since it's required to be a player in national politics in the US
Dual loyalty doesn't even apply to these scumbags, they're only loyal to one nation and it's not the US.

>>16963316
Lol get a look at this fucking nerd

>>16964749
You nutters are now freaked out about CRTs? Do I even want to know?

>>16964762
CRTs are far superior to LCDs but the feds want you to use inferior tech because of muh lead, muh power consumption. Don't even get me started on RoHS and the switch from lead solder to lead-free solder. An absolute environmental disaster, lead-free electronics are much less reliable and have a much shorter lifespan leading to greater environmental waste, while increasing healthcare costs due to more toxic fluxes.

>>16964656
fucking destroyed

>>16963285
That looks like a good pizza cookbros

>>16964600
Where I come from, they call this Oil with a side of dough and cheese

>>16964991
Sounds like you are describing your hair and body

>>16964783
based and CRTpilled

>>16963307
Chicago us the windy city you moron, New York is the big apple.

>>16964015
>served in a rolled up newspaper

>>16964017
then they put toppings on them and refire them, blind kid.

>>16963931
nice finger-tip topping for garnish

>>16963300
sliced meatballs?

>>16963364
No, I'm not a fucking jew.

NYC street slices are the worst for loading toppings on. They're thin as fuck and the flavors are relatively understated, so once you put any typical topping on you're fucking up the balance. It can be done right, but nobody does it right.

>>16964360
that's just good 'zah man, its supposed to be greasy and juicy as fuck. when you bite into a slice and all the shit just melts out that's good 'zah man.

>>16965287
Jew York

>>16963296
I'm surprised they haven't come up with a convoluted workaround yet for that one, given stuff like the KosherSwitch(tm).

>>16963294
I've never met anybody in Australia who gets cheese pizza, and most of the people here have bland unadventurous palates.

>Toppings
>Condiments
>Knows how to cook.

Choose one.

>>16966046
Jew York shitty, where da pizza slice is as big as ya shnoz! OY VEY!

>>16966105
Pepperoni pizza is the bland, unadventurous palate version
Cheese pizza is just seen as kiddy shit

>>16963285
Midwestern thin crust > New York cardboard

you can put expensive pepperoni on shitty pizza and trick people into thinking its good

when you eat a cheese slice you are actively testing the quality of ingredients going into the base

i have no respect for places that do not care about the basics

>>16966387
>trick people into thinking its good
I think you're tricking yourself anon. How often do you try a new pizza place? Surely you're not a fat fuck so I'll assume 3-5 times a year. On each of these trips, you're ordering plain cheese pizza for the sole purpose of determining if the establishment is deserving of your respect?
Now that I think about it, no sane man would deny himself toppings just to feel like a superior judge of quality. More likely scenario: you just want to eat cheese pizza without being judged. But nobody was judging you in the first place. You projected your own insecurity on to other people and eateries.

>>16963316
Wrong. Cheese pizza is the "default" option. Children select pepperoni because it's mild, greasy and adds that extra zing that makes them look cool in front of their friends at pizza parties. They feel special because they aren't "plain" by ordering cheese pizza. Only children care about that social status boost by eating pepperoni pizza and don't realize that pepperoni is the shittiest topping for pizza because they have a child's palate.

>>16966504
>social status boost by eating pepperoni pizza
Jesus fucking christ my sides.

>>16963285
The thing with a cheese pizza is, there's no hiding. It's the purest distillation of what a pizza is - the dough, crust, cheese and sauce. If you can't make a good cheese pizza you can't make a good pizza period. Simple as.

>>16966425
>someone who has no idea what they're talking about
like every pizza reviewer tries the cheese slice first

>>16965270
Pooperoni

>>16966582
>he eats out as much as a food critic
I didn't assume you ate like a fatass. My mistake

>>16966587
>complains about projection and tries to call someone fat
hit the gym anon and worry about yourself, not the judgment of others

>>16966504
>only options are plain cheese and pepperoni

>>16965094
The big apple is atlanta georgia, thats why the filmed cider house rules there
chicago isnt the windy city its the garden state

>>16964633
Plain is default anywhere that there's lots of good pizza available. The only reason anyone would think pizza needs a bunch of toppings is if they only eat Papa John's and Domino's.

>>16963881
>st louis, on the mississippi and missouri river coasts
>provel cheese and bacon
the midwest cheese heads are onto something guys

>>16964030
if you are not from the south you can't say y'all
im not saying you are "culturally appropriating" the south, im telling you it is cringe

>>16963296
What would happen if they found out that it was meat sauce under the cheese?

>>16966387
>expensive pepperoni
have you ever made pepperoni anon

>>16963305
>I'm from NY and I have no idea what you're talking about. This is particularly bad bait from a particularly mentally ill troll.
I'm not from ny, but worked at a non chain pizzaria/deli. Unfortunately op isn't being a fag, and many NY transplants made plain cheese pizza a thing to annoy people over.

>>16966504
plainfag detected

>>16966318
>Midwestern pizza
>a literal copy of NYC pizza

Mega flyover cope

>>16963870
but if the many toppings are covering up the shitty basics then clearly it does matter what you put on it

>>16963294
>Lots of people like cheese pizza
;)

>>16963308
20 fucking years

detroit pizza bros. lead in the water adds that certain i don’t know what as the french say. bone apple tea!

>>16965270
>sliced meatballs
Best topping of all. My usually order is meatballs, sausage, and capicola. I never get pepperoni

>>16966387
My thinking exactly

most of the world's problems will be solved just by nuking this entire area

>>16966671
I think the general consensus is that if a Jew learns they had inadvertently broken kashrut, they're supposed to treat it as a learning experience and apply a stronger sense of scrutiny and dedication going forward. That's not to say it's considered acceptable to be sloppy about confirmed food's kosher status, and eating non-kosher food is usually only acceptable in emergencies.
Judaism lines up with most commonly practised religions nowadays with the more constructive "you fucked up, don't do it again" mentality.

No one ever gets a plain slice, only time you order plain is if you’re getting a whole pie for a party or an event ect…pic related is pretty much every pizzeria with tons of topping options

>>16967735
Is it okay for a goyim to warn an obvious jew when they're ordering food?
Like
>"yo rabbi hebro that pizza has meat sauce, but we also have a marinara without a meat"

>>16967870
I think so, I've seen it happen in a buffet and the jew was like "oh thank you"

>>16967870
Yeah, sure? If anything, respecting someone else's religious dietary restrictions is pretty commendable. Some Jews don't actively follow kashrut, though, but every religion has its interpretations.
Islam, for instance, has several long-standing discussions regarding the interpretation and definition of halal that differs between branches.

>>16967891
>"oh thank you"
I guess a minor heads up isn't gonna earn a goyim any cabal points for insider trading, or a movie role.

>>16963285
Good pizza doesn't need toppings.
Toppings are a crutch for when the dough/cheese/sauce is shit and you need to cover their taste up.

italians aren't white

>>16967913
wtf how did u do that

>>16966671
if you're tricked into breaking kosher or are starving in a life or death manner it doesn't count. same thing with Muslims.

>>16963296
This. Notice how as soon as you leave NYC all the Italians put a lot of sausage and other toppings in their pizza and pasta sauces.

>>16963285
It's not that New Yorkers like the pizza. The pizza isn't good. Nobody likes it. It doesn't taste good, the texture is shit, it's greasy, fuck the whole mess. What they like is that they can buy it for $2 a slice on the street corner when they're too visibly fucked up on alcohol or drugs to be allowed into a respectable establishment.

>>16963285
Jews gonna Jew

>>16966572
well put

>>16966672
have you ever had cheap pepperoni?

>>16964360
The traditional style pizza margherita is drizzled with olive oil.
It's not exactly what I would go for, but apparently those 'ol boys in Japan are hardcore traditionalists about their pizza margherita.

>>16964030
dead ass

>>16967940
and neither are you

>>16963285
New Yorkers thinks they shit gold and flyovers should be grateful to eat it.

>>16966671
The owner has to get circumcised as punishment

>>16964221
Wall street is in new york

>>16967913
MOOT

cuz we're busy doing your mum

>>16966572
I like this. And I hate New Yorkers. After doing home pandemic pizzas for a year I realized that plain cheese was my favorite if I did a good job with the ingredients and the method. No need for toppings, but sometimes anchovies.

>>16966656
>he only reason anyone would think pizza needs a bunch of toppings is if they only eat Papa John's and Domino's.
So in other words, pretty much everywhere outside of NYC?

I've had "non chain" pizza in other states, but it still tastes the same as chain pizza because there's no frame of reference for what good pizza is, mostly because high quality ingredients is considered soyoy cuckfood for foreign college educated european jewish shitskin beaner pajeet chang durkadurka jihad snobs who hate and want to destroy America because they are jealous of our freedom and have literally never even set foot here

>>16963305
>I'm from NY
you're already on thin ice, fag. prove you aren't jewish, foreskin with timestamp now

>>16963285
Simple sells.
It's a grab and go food. More toppings means more work.

>>16964221
It is one of the primary states of immigration during the industrial era. Jewish immigrants are just one of many there.

>>16966504
Dude, it's just food. Eat what you like and don't be a pill about what others choose to eat. It's not a game of Chess we're talking about here.

>>16964015
Looks like NY style just in another state.
Most non-chain and brick oven pizza joints either emulate New York style or try for serving regional Italian styles.

What makes Connecticut pizza have any flair of its own?

>>16966318
You mean cracker crust?
We have a Shakey's too, y'know.

>>16970160
>6x the concentration compared to the nation
>4x the concentration compared to other urban centers such as Los Angeles
>THE largest Jewish population outside of Israel
>over 1 in 10 New Yorkers are Jewish
Bubby, that's a fucking trend and a half. There's a reason why more people associate Jews with New York compared to any other city in the States.
And you better believe such a sizeable chunk of the population with notable cultural dietary trends is going to influence the local cuisine.

>>16966387
I love pepperoni but I acknowledge it's barely a sausage that's mostly fat and gristle with spices. I don't care if it's made from Spanish black pig and Wagyu fat, it's going to work like pepperoni.

Still, fair reasoning for the cheese slice, credit where credit is due.

>>16966504
>noooo you don't GET it i'm CULTURED for eating the basic pizza beloved by children [invents convoluted nonsense narrative in his head to justify this]

>>16963285
Sometimes I don't want any topings, why are you trying to dictate what I eat? What are you a faggot?

>>16966318
guys, look at this flyover rodent. Look & laugh.

kill all italians now

>>16964365
13%? That seems low, half the people I know IRL are jews including me sort of, depending on how you define "jew"

>>16963285
because they're so afraid of the italian mob, that they don't even make eye contact enough to ask for toppings. they probably just eat the already cooked cold cheese pizza slices they have lying around on the counter and then call YOU gay for not doing the same.

many such cases.

>>16964600
It's hard to tell without seeing what he put.
Neapolitan pizza doesn't have much oil (a tbsp circa or less), it could be that the oil is in suspension of the "water" of the non low-fat cheese he seems to use.

A standard mutt slice have probably more oil/fat because of the more low moist cheese, but you can't feel it because it's dry

>>16967913
Woah, is this real??

>>16963285
Plain pizza is for little children.

>>16967913
that MIGHT be true, but not in reference to Italian style corner shop pizza. THAT pizza is the most basic, tasteless, greasy, shit pizza known to exist. I bet a frozen Ellio's pizza has more flavor to it.

compared to Dominos or Pizza Hut style crusts, where they put garlic flavoring or filling inside. there's clearly no contest. you'd have to lie to say the opposite was true.

seasoning and toppings are what elevate pizza. you simply like greasy cardboard or have been lied to all your life. parrot. disinfo

Calling it cheese pizza is retarded. Of course it has cheese on it. It's a fucking pizza. Why not call it dough pizza or sauce pizza? Moron.

>>16964783
yeah it has nothing to do with the fact that they are giant and heavy, it's all the feds bro

>>16970828
they don't put cheese on Italian pizza

>>16967913
the fuck dude

the plain cheese folds better
most people are walking while eating the folded slice in nyc

>>16971233
I still see cheese. Just because it's not a sheet doesn't mean it's not there.

>>16971233
>the uglier it looks the more authentic it is!
kek, fuck shitaly. bunch of hicks.

>>16964221
Anon...

>>16967615
are you from like bay ridge or something? the only people who are butthurt about SI's existence are transplants LARPing as locals, and people from bay ridge who need to constantly bring up SI because they think it makes them seem less MAGAtarded in comparison. It's the NYC version of flyover state people going "well at least I'm not from alabama" as a last defense for living in a backwards shithole

picrel, it's the average bayridgeian

>>16969837

>>16970708
It's the official census data for the New York metropolitan area. It doesn't include Jews who identify as non-religious or atheist, of course. The density varies around the city, too, going as low as 6% in the Bronx or as high as 22% in Manhattan.