/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16962629
>Mine can't even bake a cookie from scratch
why did you marry an ugly girl?

>>16962629
I don’t like looking at her but she is talented

>>16962629
Expecting the behavior of a food professional from an individual who is not a food professional.

>>16962629
nice try claire, this is a molly board

>>16962685
Post her breasts

>>16962629
>tfw no frumpy chubby jewess to bake cookies and snuggle with her khazar milkers
I think her Dessert Person show has demonstrated more of her baking chops than her time at BA.

>>16962673
>confectioner who can't temper chocolate
>talented

>>16962703
I know that feel. I want her to tell me my challah braiding is shit.

>>16962629
lol yeah OP your wife FUCKIN SUCKS

>>16962681
Yes. I want more mommy energy from my female partner by them being better than me at cooking and baking. Is that too much to ask?

>>16962690
Here ya go chief

>>16962629
>be married
>wife doesn't know how to cook
>explain to her that it's literally just following an ordered list of simple instructions
>go over one basic recipe with her(chicken tenders)
>she immediately realizes that she is capable of cooking anything that doesn't require skilled knife work

Did you marry a drooling idiot? Or is she just that lazy? This shit is like math. There's no fucking excuse for not being able to do it. Don't let women be intellectually lazy. They will if you let them.

>>16962923
>This shit is like math
I only passed high school math classes by cheating and being at the teachers mercy

>>16962923
You've never taught anyone how to cook. Even if I watched every step and barked orders to her, it still wouldn't be as good as if I did it myself. It's like trying to explain how to give yourself a handjob.

Plus our skillgap is so large, she can never really impress me unless she goes deep into it. I have cooked professionally in the pas,t and it is my #1 hobby now. I have been trying, but after months she still doesn't understand a lot like even how to hold a knife properly. I've accepted she is a normie.

>>16962927
Bruh, passing high school math just requires medium effort for most people unless the teachers are incompetent. But you don't need to know calculus to be a competent human anyways.

By math I mean the shit you actually need to use in your life. simple division and multiplication, geometry, basic algebra, fractions and percentages.

You don't need to know how to graph a function, but you do need to be able to quickly add multiple two and three digit numbers in your head.

My ex had the exact same face as Claire and had massive tits

We broke up cuz she was a psycho Jew bitch but mother of god I miss those titties

>>16962944
I cook for a living. I literally train new cooks at my job. It's not hard. It never has or will be. Cooking a single dish is not difficult, even for someone inexperienced. I don't expect my wife to juggle three different pans, because I'm not expecting her to pull out the stops and wow me with some incredible dish. But you don't need to do that at home. It's not difficult to make a one-skillet roast dinner, once whoever's making it gets over the idea that cooking is difficult.

The hard part is never getting a reasonably intelligent person to be able to follow one recipe to completion. The issue with kitchen work comes with an expectation of speed and doing multiple things simultaneously. You've worked in kitchens, so you'd know that cooking at home is like 1/10 as difficult.

The only barrier for most new line cooks is handling multiple dishes at once to keep up with chits. I've never had someone be unable to figure out how to sear and deglaze that wasn't borderline retarded in other ways too.

>>16962983
Yeah, it's not hard to me or anyone it worked with that actually cared. She doesn't even understand the instructions like "bring sauce to simmer" because I have to tell her what is a simmer vs a boil. If it says "diced" onion, she will do like 1 in pieces then dp it in. Fucking Midwesterners.

>>16962908
Molly knew what she was doing. Also look at that weird asian thing and her perky nips and terrible terrible body. Goddamn.

>can't temper chocolate
>needs to google every step of every baking process
Ah yes a true culinary master, truly the gourmet chef

>>16962685
what kind of pastries does she bake?

>>16962956
arent all those jews psycho as fuck. i really wonder why.

i had a small crush on this jewish girl at work but then i saw how scary she can get when upset. fuck im putting a 10 feet pole on that one

>>16962629
>Anyone else have a crush on Claire?
Little bit actually
Its easy to admire someone for their talents

>>16962983
the hardest part of cooking is the cleanup

>>16963145
jizzcakes

>>16962629

>>16964071
A completely fake story and Brad is still the best part of it.