/ck/ - Food & Cooking

you can get Kalles at any Ikea.

>>16957288
Not in my country...

>>16957299
(Indonesia)

>>16957255
tamale

Not sure how much of a tourist thing it was or not, but I'd like to have coconut water out of a fresh coconut again (Dominican Republic)

Strong Motherfucking Zero.

that is gay paste

do not subject your kids to it

worse than soy

>>16958112
The amerimutt fears the stronk nordic tube paste.

I am unsure what they do differently, but it's really good

>>16958137
estrogen shill

>>16958021
"Coco loco" is the tourist trap drink. The regular coconuts are alright.

>>16957255
I ate a lot of rúgbrauð with butter when cycling in Iceland.

I've made it at home from a few recipes with fairly good results, although not quite as good as some of the brands that are local to Iceland. Slow cooking it overnight is fucking amazing though - when I wake up the kitchen is warm and there is hot fresh bread waiting for me.

I went to this one country once and they had fun milk containers to serve their milk, which came in fun bags. Shit was cash.

>>16958144
Fuck yeah. I used to eat them bitches on the daily. Had a family mart behind my house

>>16958186
>when cycling in Iceland

>>16958042
Love strong. Tastes like shit but gets you fucked fast without sugar.

Most of all I miss banh mis from Vietnam. They were at every other street corner and rarely cost more than 1-2$. Painful to pay 13$ for one here that's overcomplicated and inferior.

>>16958221
They're still cheap in viet neighborhoods on the west coast. They're only $13 if you buy them in a place like new york where no vietnamese person has even set foot

>>16958199
Ontario needs to be nuked.

>>16958224
Vietnam is closer to me than the US west coast, maybe I can get some in France.

>>16957255
Nord sea in germany
Gimme freash fish on a fresh roll any day

kare pan/curry doughnuts

>>16958186
Icelandic cuisine is seriously underrated. Harðfiskur, skyr, rúgbrauð, hangikjöt, literally teeming with good shit

>>16958042
>>16958208
Just slam a whiteclaw you lightweights

>>16958328
whiteclaw is half as strong

>>16957255
>>16957288
Don't buy that garbage. It's filled with rapeseed/canola oil. Buy some real fish rum and some tomato paste instead if you want a similar but much superior experience.

>>16958199
why is the opened side facing the handle

>>16958336
They've corrected that

>>16957255
>>16958356
This is the connoisseurs choice

>>16958137
Rapsolja på tub
I FUCKING LOVE CANOLA OIL

I see the soy oil shills are working overtime

>>16958458
Any soy that isn't fermented is shit just like vegetable oils. Är du rädd för djurfett och salt så är du inte Svensk.

>>16958475
Bög! Idiot! Smälter du ner talg när du gör majonnäs eller?? Hur fan tänkte du att man skulle förvara kaviar i kylen när allt djurfett blir stenhårt?

>>16958446
YOU WILL EAT THE TUBE FOOD

>>16958502
>waaah i can't make mayo
You can make it using animal fat but you have to use your brain and only make enough that you're gonna eat the same day.

>>16958021
Every chinese supermarket ive been to sells white "young coconuts" and cheapo cleavers
they're better than every bottoed/boxed conconut water ive had

>>16958369
I poured it directly into my mouth.

I scoffed thousands of these delicious bastards when I was in Germany

>>16957255
This tastes like vinegary homeless dick. The Sweds on;y eat this as a meme. Go fuck yourself.

>>16959439
What, if anything it's salty.

>>16959439
Stop being an angry manchild kid. We get it. Your subjective taste is different. Don't be so insecure and an attention seeking whore.

>>16958458
Kalles kaviar does not contain soybean oil.

>>16958443
böcklingpastej är ännu bättre

>>16957255

>>16957255
Was quite tasty
But overpriced compared to a normal döner in Berlin

>>16959565
> he eats the moldy meat kebaps in berlin
ngmi

>>16959592
t. never had a good döner

>>16958273
>>16958221
>get some baguette
>cut the baguette in half
>make an omelette and put it in
>slap some pate, jambon, cilantro, pepper, hot sauce in there
ez homemade banh mi

>>16957255

>>16959608

And no one ever will

>>16958401
Standard whiteclaw with a shot of vodka > surge

>>16957255
KFC in Egypt. Without a doubt best fast food I've ever had. Tried KFC at several different countries after that but they've always been a disappointment.

>>16957255

Rote grütze
I had it when we went to Austria

For me, it's Sinep mustard from Estonia.

>>16959860
What makes it special?

>>16959803
Based Bicky

>>16959608
kek, had more than enough excellent kebaps. But never in Berlin. They in fact use rotten meat for their shit kebaps to keep the price low for the berliniggers. But they drench it in enough shit for you retards not realising. Not even the turks are touching this shit.

>>16958401
Yeah but it’s still “malt beverage”.
Strong Zero has shochu in it.

>>16960152
It's funny to spell backwards.

>>16960272
based. I'm gonna see if I can order some online just for this reason.

>>16959565
IIRC, the German health ministry actually got legit pissed at the Dutch for introducing that abomination in Germany. Great stuff though.

>>16957255

I miss some things I got in the big city:
- prepared Polish herring of all sorts
- affordable good french cheese
- natto from the Jap market
- decent okonomiyaki

Lost all those. Now I have better and cheaper pizza, kebab, tapas and mezze.

>>16960279
it's also quite a bit "spicier" than most mustards, almost like wasabi

>>16958146
But eating fish is the manliest meat you can eat. Why else would it be associated with pussy?

Elbasan Tava
Lamb baked in yoghurt
Absurdly good

>>16960800
>Lamb baked in yoghurt
Ok, this is definitely something I need in my life.

>>16958446
As someone of North western European heritage I too love canola oil.
The humble rapeseed has been cultivated alongside us for the last ten thousand years. Truly the brassica family is a gift, giving to us again and again. And with modern agriculture we even managed to reduce or remove the erucic acid. From oil, to animal feed, to fuel to nuclear cleanup. The rapeseed is a true marvel

>>16959455
I swear vinegary is just used as a blanket term here for "I don't like it"

>>16960164
shochu is basically a malt beverage

>>16960285
You'd also be hesitant if you've ever seen the dutch health minister.

>>16959411
That just looks like a hot pocket

>>16960792
>eating pussy
>manly
Most women see it as a submissive thing and genuinely a turn-off.

I’ve been craving this shit for 2 years now. Got it fresh from a farmers market just outside London proper

>>16960866
nice dubs but you couldn't be more wrong

>>16960866
What weird fucking country do you live in? Or do you just spend too much time on internet echo Chambers?

>>16960290
the sauce spilling onto that clearly untreated wood is really bothering me

>>16960867
Isn't black pudding / blood sausage pretty universal thing you can find anywhere in the world?

>>16960979
it's kinda hard to find in the united states, unfortunately. most didn't grow up eating it so it just doesn't have a good market here

>>16960994
I feel for you murrikabro. If you have a good butcher nearby you can buy blood from him and make them yourself.

>>16960994
Get yourself to a Cajun butcher. They live for that shit.

>>16961010
i'm gook-american and live just outside a fairly big city so luckily i can get my soondae (korean blood sausage) from an asian grocery store. doesn't taste like mom's but still hits the spot.

>>16961026
unfortunately i live in the midwest so that's kind of hard to find, but there are a few butchers within driving distance so im sure i could get some blood and make it myself. cajun seasoning + blood sausage sounds really good

>>16961027
Oh those look like really tasty sausages too.

>>16961041
I'm not sure how butchers work there but you might want to call them a day early and make sure they have the blood for you next day. They probably would have but it would be a disappointing trip if they didn't.

>>16958144
holy fuck i used to eat so many of these

>>16960848
By “malt beverage” I meant like malt liquor. Shochu is distilled. White claw’s alcohol is not.

>>16961051
recommend giving em a try if there is a korean restaurant/grocer near you. they're great with eggs and kimchi for breakfast.

>>16961051
thank you for the tip. i've never bought blood at the butcher before.

>>16961104
shit i'm retarded that second reply should have been to >>16961064

>>16961104
Sadly Korean food other than kimchi hasn't really landed in my country.

>>16961118
damn, that sucks m8. you could try making soondubu (spicy soft tofu stew) if you want a taste of good, hearty korean food. it's hands down my favorite thing to eat during the winter, next to french onion soup, and nearly every ingredient for it should be found at an average grocery store.

https://www.koreanbapsang.com/kimchi-soondubu-jjigae-soft-tofu-stew-kimchi/ this recipe is a decent start. you eat it with a bowl of rice, and the 'technique' is to spoon a bit of stew on a small section of the rice, mix that little section, then eat it. hope you enjoy.

>>16961151
Looks really tasty. Will definitely try it. Yeah can find all these ingredients. I'll probably make this when I make my next batch of kimchi. Storebought is nowhere as good as homemade.

>>16960887
He hasn't talked to a women outside of his family in years let alone have sex with one. Country is also irrelevant because he never leaves his basement.

>>16960866
>eating pussy is a turn-off to women

these are little smoked cheeses

A few things I remember eating abroad:
an assortment of herrings with different potatoes and cream in Stockholm
a waterzooi in Belgium
sauerbraten in Germany
Probably not that hard to make myself, but I doubt it would be the same

>>16958137
holy shit that's a lot of different pastes

>>16961220
You can probably order herring online. Matjes is probably my favorite.

>>16960866

>>16960792
Eating sneed oils like a fat retard pig makes you unfuckable in the long run

>>16958356
dude I don't care about your """superior experience"""
i want some fish paste in a tub

>>16960854
they're cold though

>>16962701
ew

>>16960851
What am I missing

>>16962936
He definitely meant Belgium.

>>16962232
What if I'm not fat?

>>16962232
>sneed
Wordfilter?

>>16960979
I’ve found it in my country but only at speciality delis. And the ones the have there are frozen and just not the same as the farm fresh ones I had

>>16958321
You'll find all of those in pretty much every nordic and scandinavic country. It's just dried fish, quark, rye bread, dried meat. A foreign name doesn't make it exotic.

>>16962936
Nudes of this sexy man

>>16960866

Have you ever had sex anon? Every time I stick my tongue in my girl's pussy she cannot control herself.

Ate alot of malva pudding in south africa

>>16964515
You don't exactly stick it "in", your tongue isn't your penis even if you have a tongue likr Gene Simmons. Back to homework with you and try to get a girlfriend at school. Maybe she'll teach you a few things about the female organs.

>>16958369
Some people clip both corners so it pours smoother.

>>16958137
is this paint at an art store?

>>16960866

>>16958356
>It's filled with rapeseed
so am I

>>16957255
I can't eat Kalle's anymore due to the pic of some dude who fried his semen, and ate it with bread and Kalle's.

>>16965409

>>16957255
I can get that at a local German store, I was not expecting it to be quite so salty

>>16958321
no

>>16959439
>vinegary
so you admit you've never had it?

I couldn't believe how good the dairy products in France were. Bread with either butter or some kind of cheese was half my meals there

>>16965470
maybe he had a spoiled tube

>>16959836
Mix it with vanilla cream/pudding

>>16960866
wait until he finds out some women are really kinky and like eating their BFs out

>>16957255
Whenever I see that tube I can only think of that Anon eating his fried cum with it

>>16957255
Melon soda.
How this shit hasn't caught on in the States fucking eludes me.

>>16960290
What's the lettuce doing on there?

I miss drinking dozens of these during the world cup

>>16965744
Picrel

>>16965548
This.

>>16958356

>it has oil in it

call the cops

nah i'm eating a whole tube of kalles and you can't do anything about it

>>16959803
nice mystery meat

>>16961026
isn't Cajun boudin meat with rice and no blood?

>>16958137
fookin shite ragnar you have become just like the american grocery stores with 8 million flavors of peanut butter

>>16957255
>have pljeskavica once
>never truly enjoy a regular hamburger ever again

>>16964081
>>16965409
LMFAO

>>16965409
>so am I
You're welcome ;)

>>16967156

duno wut that is but that looks incredibly based

>>16957255
German Beer
Especially Festibiere

Even the cheap wino cans of their beer were better than most craft-beers here.

>>16958221
They're about $7 here in Australia. So $5 USD.
Very popular, a lot of bakeries are viet owned. But they always skimp on the pork.

>>16968472
That's about what they are in the Vietnamese parts of Western Washington cities
Love those fucking shits

these are so fucking kino

only faggots travel

>>16958328
tastes like shit, you're a gay nigger faggot for liking it, you'll never be a man

>>16968972
omg anon this literally tastes like kola champagne!!!! (a latino soda) (a peurto rican soda)

>>16968981
die in a fire

>>16963756
sneed

>>16960866