/ck/ - Food & Cooking

This being 4chan, I could post anything and everything from anywhere. It'll hit someone.

>white bread, butter, fries
>seethe
Yeah no

>>16945833
How is he cooked? Just boiled whole?

>>16945820
Fine as an mami booster but I seriously don't understand it as a spread
Inb4
>you must be putting too much on lol
I know how much you're supposed to put on its still bad

>>16945875
Steamed i think

>>16945886
It's boiled in the soup

>>16945883
*umami
Though it might also boost your mams. Idk about its estrogenic levels

>>16945883
you dont have to use it as a spread you can put a teaspoon into a cup of hot water and drink it like a broth.

>entirety of English cuisine

>>16945805
Put some of this on there

>>16945805
luv me chippy sammy with tar tar soars m8

this always gets things stirred up.
is it really chili?

>>16946034
there is no excuse for this outside of psychopathy

>>16945805
>Environmentalists fear the timmy's drinker.

>>16946034
nuke SEA

>>16946040
>genuinely interested
>it's fake

>>16946055
>is it really chili?
no its a shitty red meat with pasta

Based Tennessean here to remind y'all we make the best whiskey on Earth.

>>16946263
pic unrelated

same tennessean here, this is the best supermarket coffee there is.

>>16945833
is that a turtle?

>>16946104
I am convinced they make the lids that exact shade of brown to camouflage them amongst fallen leaves.

>>16946263
you mean Kentucky?

>>16946299
its a Flounder

>>16945805
>country/culture
bacon wrapped meatloaf glazed in BBQ sauce

>>16945805

this on white bread and maybe some ketchup

>>16945888
that makes sense. Do they take the guts out first?
Can you even do that without taking the whole thing apart?

>>16946034
fuckin flips man.

>>16946401
Is that in my area.

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>>16946034
I get eating something raw but
>fucking feathers
that is not ok

>>16946362
People don't like this? They're missing out.

>>16946080
Ah my favorite, boneless wings

one of my absolute faves

>>16946673
A fat chick I hooked up with made this for me the next morning, it was tasty

>>16946055
It's basically a twist on chili mac. The historical women and gays on /ck/ are the only people that seethe about it.

>>16946719
>historical
*Hysterical lmfao

>>16946673
The peanut butter looks like brittle. It looks appealing but how can you thin it out that much?

>>16945805
this thread needs more dolphin/whale....and live octopus

ginger beef

>>16945805
Posting from CaliWali (California for all you outsiders)

>>16946648
apparently its forbidden to put walnuts and marshmallows on top

>>16946845
Did you actually order that?

>>16946845
nice pizza

>>16946849
Yeah. Here we call it the "Hot Carl" and best part is it's already hot and ready at the counter when you order it.

>>16946622
I'm pretty sure they boil the egg before consumption.

>>16946855
am i allowed to eat it with a fork? because there is no way to eat it without wearing it. But would eat

>>16946873
Yes, many (most?) people eat it with a fork.

>>16946865
im pretty sure i could post some webm's that would get me banned off /ck/ but the would prove just how nasty Asians are

>>16945805
Mexifags seethe that the sight of the Texan's breakfast.

>>16946855
Chicago style is objectively the best pizza

>>16945805
Bbq chicken heart

>>16945883
>you must be putting too much on lol
I've never said that once about Marmite, you must have a child pallette if you don't enjoy it as a spread.

>>16946883
Tex Mex is a separate cuisine from Mexican, just like Italian-American is different from Italian, etc, etc etc

blows my mind how many morons can't figure this out

>>16946928
We still call it "Mexican" just to spite them.

>>16946362
Never liked the marshmallows but otherwise love this stuff its basically dessert

>>16946873
I eat it with a fork most of the way then pick it up when it becomes manageable

>>16946941
see now that's reasonable, i was just trying to imagine how i would even go about picking a quarter of pizza that thick without sliding all the cheese off onto my face

>>16946855
Love me some 'go 'za

>>16946956
come here.

>>16946873
I eat it from between my husbands butt cheeks

>>16945805
poutine

This goes for all American Chinese food. Imagine having Chinese Food Syndrome.

>>16946930
>We still call it "Mexican" just to spite them.
We literally laugh at you

>>16947049
>thAT's NOt A torTIlla! AN AUthentiCS tORitals is Only MAde WIth MAssA HArrina.
>Why aRe YOu PUTting yelLow CHeese ON yoUR TaCO? THat's Not MExiCan YOu stuPid GrEEngO!

>>16946348
Made chef Jean pierre's meatloaf and chicken meatloaf for thanksgiving last year (along w/ his turkey, turkey gravy, cornbread stuffing and butternut squash soup. I have 35-40 peale there. fuck fauci)
The four meatloafs were gone in like 5 min. It was self-serve and everyone immediately wnet to them. Absolutely no one was seething. Normal anglo-american family, no ones morbidly obese, a few third gen koreans, one light-skinned oreo chick w/ the fattest ass, a latina w/ the same and a canadian

>>16946034
I've had this twice. Both times it was disgusting

>>16946339
Kentucky makes good bourbon m8. Not whiskey

>>16946404
Now it melts

>>16947193
Maybe I want the singles in my area to melt when I give them my attention.

>>16946676
kudos anon. you must have put it down the night before.

>>16947075
I laugh at this too, but In all honesty texmex is school cafeteria tier shit desu

>>16947219
Fair, I can think of only one Texmex restaurant that's actually good. Mostly it's just the stuff my mom makes that I trully enjoy.

Weird congealed salads, usually found at potluck dinners in church basements.

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>>16947093
I so badly want to try legit French foil gras

>>16947254
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>>16947268
There's no way any of those actually taste good.

>>16947254
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>>16947276
There's no explaining the things they did in the 1940s/1950s.

>>16947254
This one….interests me

>>16946371
Based
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Xk0850i_A0

>>16947282
Oh absolutely no fucking way. Damn right I'm seething because there isn't a chance on Earth someone thought this would taste good.

>>16947276
Don't talk shit about my Mid Century Heritage zoom zoom

>>16947306
If a black showed up for a piece of puke&jello would yall shoot him or just call the police and let them do it?

>>16947330
I would offer the nice POC gentleman my blonde daughters hand in marriage.

>>16947296
I can’t tell if this is satire or not

>>16947330
Well duh that’s what cops are for they keep the population in check

>>16946845
You should have gone for a Hot Carl instead

>>16945805
>carbs between fried carbs

>>16947437
>between fried carbs
>implying bread is fried
retard frog poster

>>16945820
I started adding this stuff to gravy and holy shit its a lifechanger.

>>16947049
We literally pay you to mow our grass and microwave our fast food. And your countrymen risk death to come here and have the privilege of doing our bitch work for pennies.

>>16946371
Spam is amazing at tasting better than people assume especially when fried. Eating it raw feels like gulping down abortion slices.

>>16946034
I unironically like balut, but not when it was has feathers

>>16945883
I love Marmite on toast with an initial spread of butter or margarine. Even my three year old son likes it.

A recent pleasure of mine is toasting a bagel and having one half with butter and Marmite and the other have with cream cheese. I alternate bites and the juxtaposition of salty and savory with creamy is amazing.

>>16946911
>pallette
That’s a new one kek

>>16945889
Based.

>>16946930
>We still call it "Mexican" just to spite them.
Wow you totally owned the people who are literally invading your country and outbreeding you. Totally based & rekt them, you win

>>16948046
>Wow you totally owned the people who are literally invading your country and outbreeding you.
Where's the finish line to this race, Johnny Quest?

>>16948053
>Where's the finish line to this race
The perpetuation of our respective bloodlines, race, ideology, beliefs and way of life.

Like every other creature in nature we are competing with others. Some people are just too stupid and naive to want to acknowledge this as they open their arms to immigrants who will lead to a reduce quality of life and irreversible demographic changes while they themselves will at most have one child at age 35 because they fell for the “follow yourself” and “you have all the time in the world to settle down” memes perpetuated by boomers who wish they could have traded in their kids for more disposable income and therefore neglected to bestow the importance of family to their own kin.

>>16948067
Do they all show up on your planet with all your wives after you die?

>>16945805
Whale

>>16948076
>who cares how the world is after I die
Cringe

>>16948093
Yes and? You going to sit there and grimace at your own lack of an argument?

>>16948098
Why would I argue with someone who thinks the meaning of life is centered around their own ephemeral pleasures and Funko Pop collection? Or Millennial Falcon Lego display? Eat shit soy boy.

>>16947276
at the time these were popular, refrigeration was new and expensive. Jello was a high class item because you need to have a refrigerator to make it. These items were more for flaunting wealth than for eating.

>>16948626
>Jello was a high class item because you need to have a refrigerator to make it
Ice boxes were a thing

>>16948098
I'm grimacing moreso at your cringy racism

>>16946889
>NE Greek style blocks your path

>>16946028
Why does that say serving suggestion? Am I meant to put it on whole live fish?

>>16946841
Soulless

>>16946082
I really wanna try proper Belgian fries. Properly fried in animal fat. Must be godly

>>16945820
But Pa might not

>>16948626
That being said, sandwich cakes, smörgåstårta or voileipäkakku are fucking GOAT when made well.

>>16949601
nice

>>16948792
>makes people seethe
case in point

>>16946855
Goddamned casserole
You'll NEVER BE A PIZZA

>>16945820
I’ve tried it, very thin spread on toast with butter. It was just ok but I can absolutely see the flavor growing on you. No seethe for brits/aussies here.

unbelievably GOAT-tier, none of you other fucking countries could ever

>>16947437
Yes, Carbs. The body's main source of energy in terms of macronutrients.

>>16948780
it means "this doesnt have fish in it"

>>16949648
having it with butter is retarded

>>16948503
do you guys really put popcorn on your soup

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>>16946855
love me some 'go 'za

>>16949661
shit tier compared to butter cinnamon toast

>>16948655
try making jello in an ice box, dumb nigger

>wall of cheese balls

>>16949708
just put in the cool side, not on top of the block of ice

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>>16945833
Genuinely would love to try them, if only they weren't an endangered species

>>16949680
Another popcorn.
Cancha.

>>16949775
Very little meat. I've only had it like a handful of times my entire life. Doesn't taste that good. Not that much flavour and the little that is there isn't very appealing. The part with skin kind of reminds me of a leaner pigs feet.

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>>16945805
Cope seethe dilate
Sneed chuck
Haggis

>>16945814
>I never come to this website let me tell you about it
lololololololol

>>16950201
cool 'go 'za

>>16950205
There ya go, proving the point.

>>16950222
checked, and no, that doesn't "prove the point" lolololololol.
>im retarded and therefore youre mad
lololololol

>>16949661
what’s it like living in a police state

>>16949168
You have any idea how expensive it is to fill a deep fryer with real animal fat?
Even the best places are using fryer oil. Only fine dining restaurants are going to cook your shit in rendered fat.

>>16950251
Giant tubs of lard go for nearly the same price as vegetable shortening, don't know what shithole you live in but you're delusional.

>>16950251
>he was around when McDs and Wendys used animal fats.
wasn't even that long ago

>>16948626
Its a shame there isn't naturally occurring cold anywhere

>>16948626
jello was never high class you fucking retard

try to do a little more research about how life was, say, 100 years ago before you sperg on like a fucking food historian about how life was in "the good old days"

>>16946034
This was the original protein shake.

>>16946289
the fuck? explain more

>>16946289
so the coffee has whiskey?

>>16945805
Looks tasty desu

>>16946034
I have no problem with the notion of eating a bird fetus but isn't it super disgusting and hard to swallow eating the whole thing with bones, beak, entrails and everything? And fucking raw?
I don't know, tell me.

>>16950950
I thought balut was boiled.

>>16946263
It's fine for a cheap storebrand but you must be insane if you think this is the best there is even in your state.
Also
>bourbon

>>16947415
What a time to be alive.

>>16946034
I think we have a winner

>>16946371
I thought it was placenta with menstrual blood, disappointed

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>>16947275
Meh, holodeć is kiddie-tier

>>16947276
They do taste good, just weird on the texture+flavour combo

>>16950950
Emmymade did a video eating, and describing tge taste. Not trying to shill a youtuber, but it seemed like an authentic eat with a real description of what the taste is like.

>>16945805
If there was a Sardinia anon he'd be an easy winner

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>>16951080
Basiert

>>16946055
This shit is good as a MF. Don't knock it until you've tried it and brought your insulin pen.

>>16947330
He's not black. He's melanin enrich and he fucks my wife, cock goblin

>>16947125
loaves - not loafs. No wonder the world thinks Americans are stupid. It's because of people like you.

>>16949449
Who doesn't like poutine? Crazy people?

>>16945833
coof coof

>>16950738
they used actual jack daniels to flavor the coffee beans (it comes as whole bean or pre-ground)
the coffee itself is pretty decent for what you'd find in wal-mart.
the flavoring adds a deep earthy-vanilla taste to the coffee without overpowering the coffee's natural flavor, it doesn't really taste like whiskey.

But it costs the same as specialty coffee that tastes a lot better, so fuck that. But it's fun and worth getting atleast once if you're curious, also the container it comes in is a really well made coffee tin that I still use.

>>16951125
EVERY cookbook is.

Most of these don't really make people seethe, I think.
People might think surströmming is weird, but they don't get upset about it the way they do about boiled dog or sharkfin soup etc.

It's hilarious to me that Brits constantly make strangely defensive threads insisting that everyone else is mad that they have to put up with shit food. This isn't even the only Chip Butty Defense Force thread up right now.

>>16947394
This looks pretty good imo, would eat

>>16946028
tartare doesn't sound very british to me

>>16951364
Where can I get one just like your pic?

>>16945805
There isn't anything inherently wrong with the chip sandwich except that it's too basic. Why just eat a chip sandwich when you could make a normal sandwich with various meats and cheese and then add chips to it? You'd have the same thing but vastly improved.

>>16951409
Yeah, I never understood that either. Born / raised in the US and since I was a kiddo, I always put fries on my burgers.

Horse meat

>>16951425
Mongolia?

>>16951080
Herrenrasse detektiert.

>>16951422
I heard a brit claim that when you're hungover, you can't be bothered to make a normal sandwich. That doesn't make sense to me because you're already going through the effort to make fries from scratch or reheating them in the oven. Both of those take more effort than making a standard sandwich.

>>16951404

garbage plates are based

>>16951431
it's pretty common in Italy and in a few other european countries

>>16951463
Literally sloppy joe sauce on fries.

>>16951466
What is this dish? BBQ octopus on potatoes with some sort of sauce? I'd eat this.

>>16951466
Oh man. I love me some octopus. What is this dish?

>>16951474
It's octopus!

>>16951564
You mean to tell me there's 8 of them pussies?

>>16951887

Veggie one is also pretty good on a toastie.

>>16951952
Is haggis in a can any good? It's the only type we can get here in the USA and it has to be ordered online.

>>16951961
No idea never tried it. Properly made haggis is illegal in the US as it contains lung.

Might be better going the veggie route. Some are pretty good approximations.

>>16949168
You very rarely get anything fried in animal fat on the continent, if you want that go to any chippy in yorkshire they cook in beef dripping, cant stand it personally because of the waxy mouth feel, but it does make for a good chip.

>>16946437
i love these chalky sons of bitches

>>16950229
18+ website

>>16951115
*loafers

I've never heard of this being a dish in other cultures, but clootie dumpling is a type of steamed, fruit pudding. I eat this fried as part of a full Scottish breakfast.