/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I would of unironically been happy to eat that when I was in jail and all they served was unseasoned rice and beans

>>16945199
what did you go to jail for anon

shelf stable food is a miracle of modern living. god bless.

>>16945199
jail stories pls

potted corn beef is amazing

>>16945204
unpaid parking tickets

>>16945270
I'm on the lamb because I killed a man for a can of ham in the can, do you understand, senpai?

>>16945293
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE

>>16945270
public rowdiness
spent 10 minutes in jail
joked around with the sheriff
handed me a box of cigarettes
and on i went

>>16945316
>be british
>unpaid parking fines
>bailiff shows up at your door with the police
>nicks everything that isn't nailed down and takes your children away
>"BLIMEY, AT LEAST THEY DIDN'T JAIL ME"

>>16945293
did they lock you in the cell behind the courtroom in Long Beach?

>>16945325
Why do the brits live in your head anon?
Do they pay rent?

>>16945467
>butthurt limey limps up

>>16945316

>>16945477
>Permanently seething amerilard opens his big mouth

>>16945285
I only see recipes for corn beef hash. What else can you use this for. The fact that is at least 4 bucks a can usually means you’re better off just buying a cheap steak or hamburger. Besides the shelf life that is.

Mmmmm. I reckon there probably is peckers in there anyhow.

no food?
Put this on a cracker dude

>>16945156
i enjoy SPAM and faux SPAM too
on toasted bread with mayo and cracked pepper

>>16945570
>>16945467
You are being un ironic? When paki poo in the loo britbongs won’t ever shut the fuck up bout americar? Especially on this board? Amazing

It's not something I buy to eat it the same day, but it's good to keep some canned stuff around for emergencies (being hungry at 2AM)

saw this vid and got all hyped to try it out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftjFt3AU-Hs
shit was almost $10 a pound! i bought ground beef and made tacos.

>>16945156
My ex-gf would mix this with salsa and bean dip. It was the worst thing I've ever tried

>>16945477
>>16946380
Its okay mutt you might not be a human but the jews still love you.

And I am not a bong you schizo lol. God jews have done a number on you mutts

>>16946605
>oi guvnah I'm no bong, ah swears it oi do

>>16946611
Holy shit this is sad, the mutt has been so brainwashed by zog to scream brit at anyone daring to criticise Israel.

Did the brits steal your foreskin too?
Did they make you obese?

>>16945318
Give any blowies?

>>16945477
Bongs always shit up /ck/ it really is tiresome I wish they would just accept their island is a shithole

>>16946618
>god save the queen eh wot??

>>16945285
Get the brand that's made in New Zealand, it actually big hunks of meat. That cheap shit is ground to the consistency of catfood and is half offal.

>>16945206
Shelf stable food is the end result of millennia of food preservation. Thank cave Torgo for thinking about just throwing shit in the ground to see what happens.

>>16946628
Notice how we can take a joke, but whenever anyone insults America even jokingly, you all rally to be buthurt together. Get a sense of humour, Christ.

>>16946605
If your not even a bong or a mutt then why are you even having this conversation? Please to get off the internet now, it was made by and for Americans.

>>16945285
>>16946249
I usually make sandwiches with it, the corned beef needs to be cold tho. It’s really good

>>16947288
>eh oi swears to me mum oi'm not bri'ish ya batty plonka

>>16945285

>corn content:0%

Why the fuck they put corn in the name?

>>16946293
>The Devil's Chicken Spread

Anything with mechanically separated chicken is fucking foul, but I enjoy other canned meat products. Spam is good.

I fucking love canned goods. I appreciate the subtle miracle that anything in a can is fully cooked and safe. Imagine being lost in the woods or stuck in some emergency, and you come across a can of corn beef hash or red salmon or spam. You would weep.
I've got all kinds of vegetables, and staples like chicken, tuna, beans, deens that will shortly be donated or tossed because ive gone 100% kipper mode etc. I'm about to buy six racks of cans just for the sense of security. I'm looking for stuff thats calorie dense. Any recommendations? I think I'm already going to get hash and tamales. Canned tamales are pretty fucking good. Im not a big fan of hash but fuck is it dense and rich.. Help me pick four more kinds of canned goods that are pretty dense and meaty/carb heavy.

>>16948099
the pieces of coarse salt they used to cure it are individually called "corns"

>>16945156
so does anyone have any good tasting or unusual suggestions on what to make with potted meat?
ive never eaten it before. i got a can of it and the only thing suggested on the can is using it in a sandwich.are those my only options?

>>16949633
go crazy and make some deep fried potted meat fingers

>>16945156
>potted
>potted meat
>food
>potterd meat "food"
>food product
>potted meat food product
Ugh...