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>have to heat it up
>stinks up the entire house
>burns if you leave it 2 seconds too long in microwave
>have to add butter and salt to make it palatable
>shells stick in your teeth and to your throat
>unpopped kernels shatter your teeth
>takes up a metric fuck ton of space
>barely fills you up
>loud as shit when you're munching it

shittiest snack ever invented?

>> No.16945015

>>16945011
Why do people insist on microwave popcorn? It's more expensive than buying the kernels and popping them in a pot. And it's completely inferior in every way.

>> No.16945020

>>16945011
not making it on the stove top was your first mistake.

>> No.16945024

It's funny how much of this board is just a challenge to find every possible activity as difficult as possible as if it makes on cultured.
We're a website that read the Princess and the Pea and found it aspirational.

>> No.16945035
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>>16945015
>>16945020
Lmao these are the same pretentious soy shitters who say

>DUDE, SOUS VIDE
>DID SOMEBODY SAY HOTSAUCE???? I FERMENT MY OWN
>CAST IRON
>I BAKE MY OWN BREAD INSTEAD OF BUYING QUALITY BREAD FROM THE BAKERY SECTION
>PUFA BAD
>FAST FOOD BAD

What’s funny too is that these are the people who make absolute garbage when they post picture of their own culinary creations. They really don’t know how to cook.

You pop the bag, eat the popcorn, and throw the bag away. Simple and usually tastes better than stove top. No cleaning necessary. Get fucked soy boys

>BUT STOVE TOP IS CHEAPER

Lmao sorry that you’re poor and sweat over $1

>> No.16945043

>>16945024
nb4 someone says grow your own cornfield because homemade is better

>> No.16945055

>>16945035
Stovetop popcorn tastes 1000 times better than microwaved. It's not about authenticity, or anything like that. Its just so much better, microwave popcorn isn't even a consideration. If you want to spend more money on it, and have a completely inferior product, knock yourself out.

>> No.16945063

>>16945035
(you)

>> No.16945064

>>16945035
You will always be a cooklet.

>> No.16945067
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>>16945055
>Stovetop popcorn tastes 1000 times better than microwaved.

No it doesn’t. In fact the majority of the world will disagree with you.

Pic related. It’s you

>> No.16945074

>>16945055
>>16945063
>>16945064
I see I struck a nerve

>> No.16945080

>>16945067
I could care less. Stovetop popcorn is still 1000 times better than microwaved. And nothing will ever change that.

>> No.16945083

>>16945035
it's not about saving muh one dollar it's alot better to do it on the stove top.
1. you decide how much you make.
2. you decide how much salt and butter or any other seasoning gets put on the popcorn.
3.if you fuck it up and burn it, it's because of YOU and not some shitbox microcrap.
4.stove top pops more of the kernels compared to a microwave.

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>>16945080
>I could care less. Stovetop popcorn is still 1000 times better than microwaved. And nothing will ever change that.

>> No.16945097 [DELETED] 

>>16945089
kek based

>> No.16945101 [DELETED] 

>>16945089
So, this is the internet version of when a little kid gets assblasted in an argument, and starts repeating everything? Awesome.

>> No.16945104 [DELETED] 

>>16945101
never thought about it before but this is a perfect comparison.

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>>16945101
>So, this is the internet version of when a little kid gets assblasted in an argument, and starts repeating everything? Awesome.

>> No.16945110

>>16945083
>1. you decide how much you make.
Just eat less if you want a smaller portion. Or just microwave another bag if you want more. Throw out what you don’t eat. Again we’re talking about the loss a couple dollars at the most. I’m sorry you’re too poor and worry about that kind of money.
>2. you decide how much salt and butter or any other seasoning gets put on the popcorn.
You know there’s also plain microwave popcorn, right? Feel free to salt and butter it to your heart’s desire.
>3.if you fuck it up and burn it, it's because of YOU and not some shitbox microcrap.
Your logic about stove top applies to microwave popcorn too. Wait until there are 2-3 seconds between pops and comes out perfectly. It’s not hard to fuck up.
>4.stove top pops more of the kernels compared to a microwave.
No it doesn’t. But let’s pretend it does for your sake. So we’re worried about losing out on half a dozen kernels not being popped? Woah now. We can’t let that happen! That just ruins the day.

>> No.16945112 [DELETED] 

>>16945105
kek based

>> No.16945120 [DELETED] 

>>16945101
Holy fuck you just got shat on. Kill yourself

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>>>16945101 #
>never thought about it before but this is a perfect comparison.

>> No.16945126 [DELETED] 

>>16945120
Sure thing samefag.

>> No.16945144

>pop on stovetop
>drizzle with extra virgin olive oil
>season with garlic salt and parmesan and shake it up

This is a 10/10 snack. If you’re only eating buttered popcorn you need to broaden your horizons

>> No.16945947

>>16945067
most people would agree that popcorn from movie theaters is better than sneed oil microwave slop, movie theathers use cocunut oil and a popper which is the most similar method to stove top

>> No.16945951

>>16945110
there is not plain microwave popcorn, all of them contain toxic seed oils

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>>16945951
>PUFA BAD

>> No.16946361

>>16945074
>Im flailing regard
>You're a flailing regard
>I sEe I StrUCk A nERvE

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16946663

>all these stove top faggots seething

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whirly pop gang, wya?

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>coconut oil
>pic related
shits all over anything you fags can find in a box

>> No.16946725

>>16946713
Only found in Wakanda.

>> No.16946728

>>16946713
That's not fucking popcorn that's a jar of seeds or some shit you retard.

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>>16945035
>>16945067
>>16945956
>>16946663
phoneposter filename confirms the retardation and discards any opinion you might hold

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>>16946725
Weird. My Wegmans keeps it in aisle 14A.

>> No.16946796

>>16946728
>Jar of seeds
>Not popcorn
>Calls someone else a retard

>> No.16947455

>>16945080
>I could care less
REEEEEEETARD