/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Can only speak through screams

No thank you.

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>>16935545
Stav?

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>>16935545
Glad to see Bam Margera is doing better.

>>16935545
>just one.
Bruno

>>16935545
Ming tsai

>>16935545
>lost his sponsors by talking about shitting himself on camera
holy based

>>16935545
Ezpz

>>16935545
Jack Scalfani

>>16935545
Pepin, simple as.

like a fat tatted richard simmons but not gay just Canadian

>>16935711
best chef
*slurps*

>>16935545
fatty fatson is fucking cringe

>>16935545
Anyone who isn't that tattoo-riddled and talks like a drop-jaw American

>>16935545
I think he's annoying as fuck. Care to explain why you think he's based?

Gordon Ramsey or maybe Jamie Oliver,
I mean people that can actually cook.
But I suspect all of the Ameri-homo's will call them hacks, because there is no such thing in America as a decent celebrity chef.
And they hate that.

Bring it on.......

>>16935545
me - adam fagusea, and I'm gettin' real sick of you little shits posting memes of my wife so KNOCK. IT. OFF.

>>16935545

>>16936223
Stop trying so hard.

>>16936219
Fatty faggerson is canadian

>>16936223
>Gordon Ramsey
>people that can actually cook
Leave. Now.

>>16936301
He was the head chef of a 3 michelin star and was an actual chef chef way before a tv chef.
He can cook.

>>16936312
Wasn't he marco pierre whites bum boy or something, rather than and actual chef

matty is based, fuck you sperg losers this guy behaves more normally than half the tards who visit this site with some regularity, fucking bitch

>>16936351
Every chef starts out as a bum boy else you're not a chef.

>>16935545
That thing is not a chef.

>>16935545
Why does everyone here get so insecure over Matty?

>>16936371
who the fuck is matty

>>16936357
Go play in traffic fucking zoomer retard

Daddy Jack from cookin with the blues RIP also chef john from food wishes

>>16936371
I just said he's annoying and I want you to explain or even just list a redeeming quality of him, because I see none. Is this you posting here, Matty?

>>16936371
why did i ever bother introducing him to /ck/? now anons just shit on him for no good reason.

>>16935545
Can't stand the guy. He's absolutely disgusting. Even the Action Bronson guy is less of a slob.

>>16936478
>fat slob hipster douche canoe with knuckle and neck tattoos, and wears a working mans stocking cap as a fashion accessory

>I am a giant faggot who doesn't understand why people might not like other giant faggots

>>16936521
>0 criticisms about his ability to cook
> all about the way he looks
congrats, your opinions are worthless

I didn't know this guy until I saw him with Brad Leone but I like Brad more

>>16936530
>opinions about celebrity cooks must only be based on their food and how they present it and themselves
No, I don't think so. Besides, I've watched like two videos of him and in both he made greasy piles of slop, like you'd expect from the way he looks.

>>16936543
not only are your opinions worthless, but you also cherrypick

>>16936543
>says nothing about a cook’s food
>screeches when this is pointed out, claiming the alternative is *only* talking about food
Holy fuck you can talk about more than one thing, zoomer.
And yes, screeching about some video cook with zero reference to their food is fucking retarded. I don’t even know who that fat fuck is, but I can’t call him a shit cook based on OP’s pic.

>>16936530
>congrats, your opinions are worthless
>according to the faggot sucking the dick of some fat greasy hipster e-celeb.

>>16935545
ugly as fuck and I bet he stinks like b.o. 24/7

>>16935545
I had these afternoons where I'd get high and I'd just watch hours and hours and hours of Matty Matheson videos, the only interruptions being to make more sandwiches and cheese burgers for myself. I miss it.

>>16935676
Thought the exact same thing, good for him.

>>16936371
I just intensely dislike fat people, really tatooed people and people with really bad moustaches

>>16936521

>>16936521
>working man's stocking cap
Holy shit can you be more disconnected from society

>>16935545
>>16937794
>>16936714
Tries too hard to be funny and quirky, fails miserably every time. Even his tattooed body and constant fake expressions just screams tryhard. Normalfags fall for it tho

>>16937809
seethe more

>>16937957
Link me to one legit funny joke he told, fattie. Yeah exactly.

>Iron Chef
>Blunt and real
>Will insult you to your face and laugh
>Still very friendly and genuine
>Exceptional master craftsman
>Walks the walk at an epic level
>Started from scratch in a new country
>Literally made it already
>Spends time on Youtube for fun as a real dad with his kids
>Does professional promotion, not self-promotion like a faggot
>Names his child after the military weapon that killed his first wife
>Would stop what he was doing right now just to talk to you about cooking

Chef Sursur Lee is legitimately based.

>>16937985
>joke
he's a chef, not a comedian

>>16938016
It's Susur Lee you utter failure

>>16938125
>sperging on typos
don't be mad just because I posted an objectively based chef

>>16938117
>couldn't link to any and moved goalpost
Except all he does is try to be comedian in everything, fail and cook like shit just adding copious amounts of shit to be quirky. But whatever, concession accepted.

>>16938138
Who are you quoting?

>>16938300
>checked
lurk moar newfag

>>16938317
Again, who are you quoting?

>>16938431
go back to plebbit

>>16939012
>reddit
that's really your go-to response?

>>16935545
Looking at this man makes me want to puke, not cook and eat things.

>>16939018
ligma balls

>>16935545
>isn't afraid to pray or say god bless america on national tv
>can't get cancelled, runs his own channel
>is actually a cowboy
>isn't afraid to get in touch with his softer side and write poems and stories
need i say more anon?

>>16937804
You're the kind of zoomer faggot that started wearing carhartt when it became hip with other zoomer faggots and not because you needes clothing that would withstand the abuse of manual labor arent you.

>>16935545
Nikocado

>>16936251
inb4 a yuro copes with
>Canadians are American. North American. American education, everyone...

I went to his burger restaurant in Toronto last year (Matty's Pattys). When I got there, he was standing in the street yelling at people in the line to move up. Seemed like a dick desu

Burger was OK, but not worth $20

>>16939018
go back

>>16936478
Impressive levels of self importance and delusion here.

>>16935545

>>16935545

I like the guy. His cooking is pretty good. His humor is fine enough. Its the screaming that prevents me from watching his stuff too often. But I see why he is like that. Chefs at busy/trendy places always seemed to have loud obnoxious mannerisms because thats what cut through the chaos.

>>16935545
Looks like a fucking poseur.

>>16935681
absolutely slept on. the most goated chef rn fr fr no cap

>>16935545
matty has a good personality but isn't a very good chef.

>>16936478
>why did i ever bother introducing him to /ck/?
lol wut
Yeah, thanks for the hot tip anon

>>16938016
Dumb gook
Simple as

>>16935711
based

>>16939433
post kitchen

>>16939332
its the other way around

Giga Chad Martin Yan. Massive noodle

>>16935545
fat? so truly pathetic and to lazy to save his own life
Tats? lots of bad meaningless ink to seperate himself from hard workers and family men.....looks like a vice writers wet dream
weird voice/dress/additude? always looking to the camera like everything an inside joke....

i do like that he goes long on recipes to not just purely shit on him. he does cook real food but his ex druggie style is played out....

>>16939884
>I see your yan and raise you a half-bleed cajun

>>16936521
>douche canoe
Are you a 35 year old woman?

>>16935545
This guy sucks and is a fraud watch the show were he goes noodling with based Brad Leone and loses his cool over some murky water lmao