/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>some old dried up crap

Wow never seen him do a vid like THIS before!

>>16924795
I guess a pony with one trick can add a little flourish here and there but it still wears thin eventually. Oh well

botulicious

>>16924701
thank you, I just checked his channel last night and was starting to get scared

>>16924701
The old ones are cool but desu the European ration ones usually make me hungry. Actually turned me on to pâté

>>16924974
speaking of having an unhealthy attachment to e-celebs, when taffy took a 8 month break from the internet I checked her onlyfans every 7 days out of concern for her well being. and like a miracle, one time I checked, saw it was inactive for months, but had a hunch and refreshed. and what do you know, it said last seen a few minutes ago!

ever since I knew we shared a special connection. you might say I rescued her by my quiet devotion.

also food and cooking.

>>16924701
After eating this many ancient military rations he's probably acquired immunity to most poisons and infectious disease.

>>16924999
shut up

Weird coincidence, I saw a thread here yesterday about Steve being inactive for months and now he's back. Not saying anything, just that it's a weird coincidence.
>>16924795
>>16924849
>>16924895
Guy's made some decent money off of a silly side project and you little boys are mad at it. Hilarious.

>>16924701

Huh. Just yesterday I checked his channel, saw he hadn't posted in 6 months and got nervous he might have died.

>>16925013
no. in fact, every time you make a thread about your no-name youtube e-celebs I'm going to talk about my transgender imaginary girlfriend(s)

if you want it to stop, you can stop making threads about these imaginary friends of yours that have fuck all to do with food and cooking

nice

I want to be suffocated betwixt his biceps.

>>16925080
>betwixt

It's a neat word, but I don't think you're using it properly.

*crack
*HISS
>Alright, lets get this on to a tray
*starts physically gagging
>Very nice
*continues eating

>>16925048
ok bud, just as long as youre having fun here

I can think of two words that best describe that video: Self-aware and self-conscious. Three words. Steve is retiring, boys. It was a good run but we've long since reached the summit. Stick a fork in him.

>>16925231
>shallow and pedantic

>>16925096
He is, you're just misunderstanding.

>>16925048
You do that ye olde homo.

>>16924999
post her porn

>>16925029
I'm FUMING about youtubers!!

>an hour and ten minutes
>someone eating a ration
Yeah…. Nope.

>>16924701
YES
YEEEEES

>>16925029
>Guy's made some decent money
youtube barely pays if you dont regularly upload. regularly being multiple times a week

>>16924701
Holy shit, "prise"?
Steve deserves a fucking medal just for digging that up.

It was a pretty shit episode. He didn't eat anything since he was afraid of dying (which is fine) but then he wouldn't even eat what he could eat. Like he didn't even try to rehydrate the oatmeal which the ration was warning solider would be shit dry, in 1944 much less now.
Oh well.

>>16924701
NICE.

>>16924701
NICE. Thanks OP.

>>16928312

>>16927526
wrong

Just google how much do YouTubers make

>no hiss
bros?

>omg reddits favorite faggot posted again! Can't wait to hear him say his catchphrases!!!
>NICE HISS
>TRAY!
>ALMOST UNPLEASANT
>omg he said it bazinga bazinga this fucking nerd with shaved arms is eating old crap again wow so wholesome and cool!!

>>16928964
zoomers were a mistake

>>16924701
>yesterday 'someone' makes a 'where is steve bros??' thread
>today there is a new video posted
Fuck off, steve

Nice

>>16925301
Depends whether "biceps" is singular or plural.

>>16925029
joey diaz is not funny even a little bit and i dont understand people who like his fat useless ass.

>>16928964
hes a 4chan fav too dude ....
he is not a reddit king so much as an internet king.
dudes loved by nazis and commie loser faggots...
dude is just wholesome.

>>16930399
You've got two of them.

>>16924701
its a good one too.
very interesting ration, fair share of humor and over an hour long.

all the steve-haters here are clearly not of the white hetero male persusion, but bitter, pathetic, degenerate racist misandrists.

>leaves pork out
>ancient evil reawaken
kino

>>16925231
It insists upon itself

>>16924701
sorries for slight hijacking your thread, but I've got no better place to post this.
Ja/ck/ forgot to turn comments off in his video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KKFMwn0kJ7c

>>16933068
Be frenly anon, rule number one is to observe creatures in their natural habitat, and not to interfere with the delicate homeostasis of the ecosystem. We're observers, not participators

>>16924701
Nice.

god damn he's jacked

>>16933068
Ja/ck/ still has to approve your comment. If you leave a rude one, he'll ban you even if you stealth troll him. I said that he was an extremely well rounded chef and he banned my account.

>just sticks everything in the lemonade
oh Steve

>>16934070
>well rounded chef
kek, indeed he is