/ck/ - Food & Cooking

nigga dead

the botulism got him bro...

got a new boyfriend

Too busy being NICE somewhere

>>16917445
I told you fags that he was losing interest in doing videos.

I'm sorry to say but I believe that our boy got VAXXED. Sad!

I hope Steve is ok

>>16917515
God I wish it was me.

botulism most likely

>>16917445
pride parade.

>>16917445
Not being a vapid e-celeb

>>16917445
he'll come back after he masters some new MRE technology, like when he had an industrial freeze dryer for his last thanksgiving video.

>>16917445
He suffers from chronic quantum botulism.
He's both alive and died from botulism until he releases a new video where the MRE collapses to either a state of contaminated or not.

>>16917445
How many more old MREs do you think exist? They're crazy expensive.

>>16920951
>They're crazy expensive

Not sure thats an issue when you've made $26million from goytube

>>16920951
He could pad it out with new MREs and menus he's never tried. I know he's famous for the weird/old shit but I'd be happy to watch him try a new menu of an MRE he's had before. Plus there's plenty of easy to get things he's never tried, hell German EPAs are $40 and he doesn't have a video on them.

He's pretty much done everything. Even when he gets a new one he's usually already reviewed 4 out of 5 of the components a million time salready.

>>16917445
nigga alive

>>16917445
Nailed it on the timing.

https://youtu.be/DtgdbucX3nc

>>16924615
came here to post this

>>16924615
kek
>>16924656
me too

>>16917907
That post had a very moist, loud hiss and stinks

still yoked
hand shakes very obvious
great ration

>>16924664

S
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N E W
V
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How much you think he paid for 11/1944 ration?

>>16924862
about tree fiddy

Is he an actual homosexual?

>>16925084
Yes. He's also racist.

>>16925342
So a kino combination then.

>>16925084
kinsey 1

>>16917445
He's making sure they don't divide us.

"Never trust a chink MRE"

"Id show off MREs from Africa but they dont have food"

Based he earned a sub from me.

>>16925342

>>16920951
>>16922479

I much prefer videos where he gets new-ish MREs from weird countries like Yugoslavia or Taiwan and tries them out over the Vietnam/WW2 stuff where it's all rotten and he can't really taste test any of it anyway.

>>16917445
who cares. he's probably being boring somewhere else

>>16925766

This post is almost unpleasant.

>>16925766
At least hes not black like you.

>>16925084
been battling gay bowel syndrome for years

>steve goes missing for almost half a year
>releases new video like his last one was 2 weeks ago, not saying what he's been up to.

>>16925765
Yeah I’m not interested in him forcing down old MREs, there is always LA Beast if I want to see that kind of content.

It’s interesting to see the diversity of MREs instead. Although I lost interest after a while because it just became a bit tedious.

>>16920853
i hope he comes back with some sort of incredible thanksgiving dinner MRE this year, and he's had it in the works for an entire year which is why he hadn't been around much.

bros his hands shake so much now....i'm scared for him bros...

>>16925842
my favorites are when he smokes ancient cigarettes, or goes through the SERE kits

I unsubbed when I found out he's a homo

>>16917445
Is he really a homo?
Damn.... Now I don't gotta feel guilty for finding him to be HOT AS SHIT

>>16925084
He talked about his girlfriend in an earlier video.

>>16925884
That's just kink talk, like boipussy

>>16925884
>girlfriend (male)

if he was gay i think that would be cool.
idk it's good when people are gay but it's just like, not the most important fuckin thing in their life.
in the same way i don't want you running your mouth off about your kids or your wife in a video about eating an MRE. that doesn't have fucking anything to do with it. but it just seems like gays are often the ones who bring it up, "YES i am gay and YES have sex with men do you have a PROBLEM with that???"

>>16925896
you guys don't seem to understand how much lusting over booba and such is normalized and constantly on the table
you out yourself as gay by not participating in that and you have to keep your mouth shut when you see a guy that makes you weak on the knees, so that real men don't have their feelings hurt
admit it, you're only cool with gays if they completely hide it

>>16925922
You just live in a hypersexual fantasyland and can't relate to people on a basic level like a degenerate is the issue.

>>16925926
huh?
what an intelligent message keep it up

>>16925922
>admit it, you're only cool with gays if they completely hide it
i'd appreciate it if everyone hid it.
i don't give a fuck about your sexuality, or if you like to lick shit out of your wife's asshole, or smash your balls with a hammer.
just don't fuckin tell me about it.
i don't like it when straights do it either. "oh man did you see the huge tits on that girl"
yeah steve i did.

>>16925965
>but it just seems like gays are often the ones who bring it up, "YES i am gay and YES have sex with men do you have a PROBLEM with that???"
>I don’t give a fuck about sexuality
Your problems was with gays and you said that gays are the ones to bring it up. It was pointed out to you that in fact straights so it all the fucking time and now you’re kind of backpedaling.

>>16925986
No one gives a fuck about gays. They are less than 1% of the population and can fuck off.

>>16925986
yeah. and i don't want straights to do it either.
i don't care about your sexuality.
but i don't want to hear about it.

>>16925922
>cooking

>>16925987
>No one gives a fuck about gays

rekt um

>>16925986
Faggot, it's simple. no one cares. It's why 'coming out' parties don't get a reaction out of people anymore. It's why homo parades are just a cringey gathering of faggots that make normal homos hate them as much as the religious fundies.
When I'm having lunch I don't want to hear about your lust of cock much like I don't want to hear about meathead talking about eating his girlfriends ass last night.

>>16926108
Have you had a real conversation with more than three different people? Your worldview seems to be based on fictional works.

>>16926113
Worked on 4 continents, From VIPs to people needing SME support. I'm just being tactless in telling you, no one gives a fuck.

>>16926126
Have you, now. And they behave the way you say they do. Guess what? I don't believe you. That's not what real people are like, except maybe in pickup bars. Do you spend all your time in pickup bars?

>>16926131
he's right actually I talk loudly about sex in public places and people look down on me for it

>>16926131
Did I say anything about behavioral habits?
No, I was telling you in general no one wants to hear about it, The waiter doesn't wanna hear about it, the cashier doesn't want to hear about it, and the booth next to you doesn't want to hear about it.
Enough about homos, I'm here about MRE content.

>make a simple comment pointing out a simple hypocracy in defense of gays
>”lmao nobody cares about gays”
>*infinite (you)’s*

Wanna know how i know that >>16917445 is Steve?

This https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtgdbucX3nc gets posted a few hours after this post was made.

>long range penetration groups
>.......................nice

>>16925779
would rather be a nog than a boring faggot

>>16926151
ok so you're autistic, got it

>>16920872
>either a state of contaminated or not.
he's gonna take another bite one way or the other
just to make sure

>>16926457
>would rather be a nog
ah, so you're already a nigger, ok.

>>16917445
What does he do for a living?

>>16917445
He posted a new video, you fucking retard.
Check your notifications.

>>16925765
same, most of the stuff in the antique rations isn't edible, I'd much prefer to see stuff from countries I don't know a lot about. I especially like the eastern europe MRE videos

>>16926463
please take this generic fishing line and shove the hook through your eyeball into your brain and then pull it out at once

>>16925851
the gay aids will do that to a man

>>16926836

He's Neil Patrick Harris' personal pool boy

>>16926836
Who the hell cares?
It's probably something utterly mundane and unimpressive.
It's better not to know.

>>16926836
roofing

>>16927459
I care.

he's not gay. i went to HS with him

>>16927512
Cameraman for BlackedRaw

What was the first video you guys seen of his? Mine was the vietnam era canned spaghetti

>>16917515
Yeah, me.

>>16925342
Hot!
>>16925884
Yeah, girlfriend (with a cock)

My favourite video https://youtu.be/2Zjv1u9GOs8

He really needs to learn some more history about where and when a ration would be used so he isn't stuck with generic and repetitive rambling. It was really apparent in this new one.

>>16927532
>this wall is black, a camel has two humps

>>16917445
He's posted a new one today!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtgdbucX3nc

>>16927700
>Yeah, girlfriend (with a cock)

The digits don't lie

>>16926836
>>16927459
it says on his wikipedia page. I dont want to say, incase you dont want to know.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve1989MREInfo

>>16924615

Why didn't he taste the corned beef? It looked perfect.

>>16924672
I think that's pretty coincidental. I wonder if he lurks here? His merch is full of memes.

>>16928126
wholesome. no wonder hes jacked

>>16925926
have you look at literally anything today

no lie, I wish I had an actual bro like him

>>16917907
I think you're right. In his latest video he seems disinterested in a general way >>16924615

Just listen to his tone of voice. I said this in the other thread already, but he seems very self-conscious now. If I had to guess I would say that he's spent so much time reading comments and googling himself that he's become too self-aware for his channel's own good. Oh well. He's delivered a lot of great content and earned himself quite a bit of adoration. Good for him, I say.

>>16926243
This happens almost every time. Steve, we know you post here.

>>16926836
Landscaping and roofing

>>16927532
He said in a earlier video some gravy had a semen texture. Not sure what he meant by that.

>Goes months without posting a new video
>someone on /ck/ makes a a thread asking where he is
>He posts a day or two later
STEVE
you're not fooling anyone, pal

>>16928662
He posted it less than a day later. A vid hasn't been posted in half a year and all of a sudden one goes up lol.

>>16928667
This has happened the last 3-4 videos. I've always seen they go up because someone makes a Steve thread, then halfway through, someone links a new video

>>16928662
>>16928667
>>16928687
steve is making these threads u sillies

>>16928738
Hi steve ;)

>>16928771
SHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

>>16927512
Then you're a moron with an unhealthy obsession.

>>16929273
e "celebs" are fine. Dude clearly has an interested following. If he is happy making content or happy not making content it's fine. It was a good ration and I bet it was expensive. He still cares enough

I have fond memories watching steve eat MREs while I eat tuna salad on crackers for lunch.

>>16929503
My favorite one is where Steve said that Israel even jews their own troops with their low quality MREs.

>>16917445
I'm sorry, OP. But Vincent Van Gogh died over 130 years ago.

>>16930259
post link right now

>>16930351
Not the guy you're talking to, but this is hte only Israel video he made and I haven't watched it yet.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryh_HgKoy54

>>16930259
this is a crazy old paranoid schizo boomer
>>16930351
dont listen to the boomer about the juice he was just lying

>>16917445
Got aids off a chocolate bar

He has an actual job, there are plenty of things to do in Florida, he is in a relationship, these old MREs are expensive and hard to find, I wish he reviewed more modern MREs, like Russian,Greek ,Turk, etc.

>>16931313
I laughed, you're an uptight little faggot aintcha

Is his new video good? It's feature length and I dunno if I have time for it

>smells like cheese

>>16931313
Fuck you Steve.

>>16932455
Haha i got you good fucker

>>16932843
i've tried to watch it a few times, but i always fall asleep during it. i mean i put it on for that reason tho

>>16932843
Yeah, it's good.

>>16924615
how come every time someone here asks if he's dead he releases a video shortly after?
It happens too often to be a coincidence

>>16934021
there is something really cozy about watching mre video and falling asleep.
"mm look at that fuckin bagged lasagna i would hate to have to eat that thing in a sweltering hot desert"

>>16934927
Its literally Steve making the threads to build hype as his video uploads to build interest, then he posts the link. But, youre too stupid to notice that.

Went to HS with him. Can confirm he works manual labor, hates minorities and voted Trump.

>>16935671
signing up for his patreon now

>>16917445
Is there a reason why he's never done a Soviet MRE?

>>16925342
N I C E

>>16934951
>"mm look at that fuckin bagged lasagna i would hate to have to eat that thing in a sweltering hot desert"
how did you make food sound gay

>>16935874
His boyfriend is ukrainian and really hates russia

>>16934927
probably because its him

New vid up fags

https://youtu.be/DtgdbucX3nc

>>16937601
>its real
lmao wtf

>>16935671
any details on the parents that produced him?

>>16925342
Liked and subscribed

>>16925965
>"oh man did you see the huge tits on that girl"
The only guys who say shit like that past highschool/college are hoodrats, white trash, or manchild clubtrash.
If you hear it all the time you need to keep better company.

>>16934927
I don't want to believe you're actually this stupid, so instead I choose to believe that you're trolling.

>>16938137
his dads are pretty cool

I love Steve