/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16924099
1996 because i like socking cocks.

>>16924099
For me, its 1996 follwed by the 2004 E.D.G.E. bottle.
Nu-G Gatorade is gay

93 was made for piss jugging

>>16924099
I'll take the 1993 32 oz bottle

and the 1991 128 oz for the road (as a piss jug)

>>16924099
2002 because it's uncircumcised

i liked the glass bottles they had in the 90s that would make that satisfying pop when you open them, also fuck plastic

>>16924099
that gallon jug was really fucking with me at my first hippie fest 1999,
maybe it was the lsd or the fact it was the same shape we've come to know except slightly bigger

>>16924099
Yep. '98 Edge. Now there's a sports drink.

>>16924099
Now plot diabetes by year on the same graph

>>16924099
God I miss 1996 what flavor is that?

>>16924347
No. Healthy people who aren't overweight aren't going to be harmed by drinking Gatorade.
I bet you think sugar causes diabetes. If so you fell for fat person propaganda (same people who love screaming "thin people are unhealthy too!")
https://www.diabetes.org.uk/guide-to-diabetes/enjoy-food/eating-with-diabetes/diabetes-food-myths/myth-sugar-causes-diabetes
>With Type 2 diabetes, though we know sugar doesn’t directly cause Type 2 diabetes, you are more likely to get it if you are overweight. You gain weight when you take in more calories than your body needs, and sugary foods and drinks contain a lot of calories.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23880355
>In the present study, we investigated the association between dietary intake of carbohydrates and the risk of type 2 diabetes.
>These prospective findings suggest that the intakes of starch and sucrose are not associated, but that those of fructose and glucose are inversely associated with diabetes risk.
http://www.diabetes.org/diabetes-basics/myths/
>Is diabetes caused by eating sugar?
>A diet high in calories from any source (including sugar) contributes to weight gain and weight gain increases your risk for type 2 diabetes. Type 1 diabetes is caused by genetics and unknown factors that trigger the onset of the disease. Type 2 diabetes is not caused by sugar, but by genetics and lifestyle factors.
It's still an open question as to what does cause it, but the academic consensus leans towards weight gain as the culprit, particularly since you can even find reliable connections between different specific kinds of fat deposits on the body and your risk for it.
>The mechanisms by which visceral obesity results in insulin resistance appear to be related to excess lipid accumulation in liver. This may be due to excess fatty acids from visceral adipose tissue draining into the portal vein.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4038351/#S11title

>>16924347
>graph
Nigga, that's a timeline. It only has one axis.

>>16924393
>what flavor is that?
Probably just fruit punch. I don't think they even had flavors other than lemon lime, orange, and fruit punch until a year after that with the Frost varieties. The huge selection of flavors mostly happened around the end of the 90s / beginning of the 2000s.

last time I remember drinking sodium water was the 97 bottle

>>16924099
damn green labelled gatorade.
Didn't know how much I missed it.

>>16924408
t. i dont know that normal weight people get diabetes as well

>>16924099
I have positive associations with a bunch of these. 93 bottles laying around the garage that my dad would either drink from or spit his dip into. 95/96 during the peak of Gatorade flavor variety, dozens of options for every hike or roadtrip. 98 for relative ease of use, just twist it instead of having to chew the fuck out of the earlier gen to open it. 02 for those red/green/blue triple packs mom would get from Costco, which were hypnotizing in their primary-color-ness and compact shape, almost like runway lights. Don't think I ever drank from any of the others though, and I don't remember even seeing that Tiger Focus type. Don't really remember the gallon-size bottles either, though the 64-oz ones were definitely legendary, pretty sure we'd often get the clear Lemon Ice flavor in that size and split it between dad and the bros on the weekends, along with some Round Table Pizza.

>>16924586
It's type one dumb-dumb

>>16924594
no its not

>>16924099
I used to get lucozade powder instead because it was cheaper and better.

>>16924593
For me it's 2004 because it reminds me of good times in under 10s cricket and life before 2008 happened.
Forget 9/11, 2008 was when everything went to shit.

>>16924586
>>16924598
Healthy weight people almost never get type 2 diabetes. Most of those exception cases involve people who were previously overweight but then urinated out all their fat stores after severe diabetes first struck them. Rapid wasting from urination is what happens when the inability to process sugar gets so bad that their bodies just switch over to dumping everything as a last ditch effort to survive.

>>16924099
ice cold 1991 goddamn

>>16924099
The 98 Edge. I can still hear the sucking sound, and the way my lip would get stuck in it sometimes.

Best flavors, in order
>Lemon-lime Highlighter green
>Orange
>Anti-freeze blue
>That purple clear-ish one they had that was specifically not Grape
>Regular green
>Piss
>Red

It's probably been 10 years since I've had a Gatorade though

>>16924937
Blue was a tragic loss for me since for whatever reason the food dye they use fucks with my intestines ever since I got ulverative colitis. Lemon-Lime or Orange has no impact at all, but every time I've gone back and checked to make sure the reaction to the blue one wasn't just a coincidence it always gives me gut pains followed by green colored bowel movements (not sure why it turns to green instead of staying blue).
I don't mind red personally but I could see why others wouldn't like it. It's a lot closer to just a regular juice tasting drink compared to yellow or orange which taste more like what I'd expect a sports drink to taste like.

>>16924887
>128 oz

>>16924119
>Nu-G Gatorade is gay
I like the zero sugar ones though.

>>16924937
Cherry Rush was the best, but only lasted a few years unfortunately

>>16924874
>normal weight people do still get type 2 diabetes.

>>16925032
On that G2 lifestyle.

i want a 128oz piss jugg

>>16924099
>2013
>designed with insight from athletes
what kind of retards do they think we are?

>>16924099
For me, it's the Erlenmeyer Flask.

1997 was peak gatorade

>>16924412
It has two. The Y axis is simply unlabelled because they don't want you to know what happened between 1996 and 1997.

1997 and 2008 make a good billy

>>16924874
Actually, you are wrong. Although overweight and obese people are more likely to develop type 2 diabetes, fit people who abused simple carbohydrates for athletic performance also get type 2. They don't expect it because they've burned off the calories with exercise so the substance abuse doesn't show. The bottom line is that a human body can only process so much refined sugar. You can't outrun a bad diet.

>gatorade now
>1 gallon jugs
really americans?

>>16926331
this is funny because they don't have sports anywhere but the civilized world it seems, to you guys an athlete is a 325 lb korean guy playing video games

For me, it's '67. Glass >>>>>>>>Plastic bottles

>>16926297
>fit people who abused simple carbohydrates for athletic performance also get type 2
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/23880355
>In the present study, we investigated the association between dietary intake of carbohydrates and the risk of type 2 diabetes.
>These prospective findings suggest that the intakes of starch and sucrose are not associated, but that those of fructose and glucose are inversely associated with diabetes risk.
^Fructose and glucose if anything are associated with a *reduced* type 2 diabetes risk while starch and sucrose have no impact to that risk.
http://www.diabetes.org/diabetes-basics/myths/
>Is diabetes caused by eating sugar?
>A diet high in calories from any source (including sugar) contributes to weight gain and weight gain increases your risk for type 2 diabetes. Type 1 diabetes is caused by genetics and unknown factors that trigger the onset of the disease. Type 2 diabetes is not caused by sugar, but by genetics and lifestyle factors.

>>16926331
Call 1800 come-on-now

>>16927961
>"For dietary assessment, we used 7 d food diaries administered at baseline."
aaaand in the garbage it goes. studies like this are almost always meaningless

>>16924099
How much is 128-ounce in measurements?

>>16924099
Love how the 2013 one just says "sleeker" and is larger than the 09 bottle even though it is 4oz less. Those fags at Gatorade will never get my money again. They can all die just like the fags at AE who changed their yogurts from 8oz to 6oz

>>16928144
1 gallon / 3.7 liters