/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16917027
Hot pennys and peanuts keeps the kids away.

>>16917027
Maybe have a good argument with Morticia, we always let each other win.

I also made a burger - for good measure.

>>16917027
Why is your Nintendo Switch white?

you have impeccable taste bro

>>16917027
I think this guy's life is probably somewhat less depressing than we all imagine. At least he is not deluding himself

I didn't realise it was Halloween until a whole bunch of kids started going to my neighbours. I ate leftover fried rice and watched A Nightmare On Elm Street.

>>16917027

I'm going to close the blinds, put on headphones and stream the DreadOut franchise for my friends.

I dont know why but I hate Halloween even though I love spooky stuff. Its the only holiday I hate. I absolutely love the other ones.

>>16917027
I'm going to make cheeseburgers then drink coffee and eat chocolate while I watch horror movies. I shall watch:
Evil Dead
Fright Night
The Exorcist

>>16917027
you're literally the opposite of a skeleton lardo

I'm having a party at my house and made homemade wine for it over the past couple of weeks, I'm also going to grill chicken later. My room mates made baklava and spanikopita. Neighbors bringing over meatballs, hummus, fresh foccacia bread, and salad.

>>16917027
I made bundt cake and egg nog. Plan to make pidser later today.

>>16917674
anyone who forces his guests to drink their shitty homemade wine or beer is an awful human being

>>16917674
Getting drunk as fuck and then just pigging out is one life's most based and simple pleasures.

>>16917027
I had a dinner party yesterday that I make moscato-poached pears and pumpkin pie for. So tonight probably leftovers.

just passin out deenz to the kiddos

>>16917027
What's in the foil next to the nachos?

Gonna order pizza.

>>16917027
Have a nice Halloween, taco bell anon.

>>16917976
Two baked potatoes

>>16917955
based

>>16917955
I hope they egg your house weirdo

gonna smoke hella weed, eat this whole box of caramel apple lollipops, and probably pass out at 8:30. lets goooo!

>>16918405
fuck yea bro, I love those

>>16917815
Anyone that forces anybody to drink something is a terrible person.

I'm at work until 9 PM. When I come home I'm just gonna make something with some chicken thighs in the fridge.

>>16917311
This seems likely. it certainly wouldn't be possible for his life to be more depressing than I imagine.

>>16917027
How fat are you?
No actually I know the answer already.

I have a 4 Liter jug of alcohol and promised some friends I would stream a scary game for them. Last year I did this and got what turned into a 6 month Twitch suspension for calling the enemies "niggers." Lets hope I can keep my racism to a minimum this year

I made some bread and am currently turning my leftover wine braised chicken thighs into a big hearty stew w/ the weeks leftovers veggies n such. Got a few beers in, n some nice music on, literally the best way to spend an evening

>>16918936
You should be more concerned about the fact that one of your friends reported you. There is a Judas among them.

>>16917558
Why's he so sad?

your threads are always so comfy

Going to go to a local bar & bistro in the town I'm visiting for the weekend. Gunna have some of picrel with my buddy then go get sauced at the bar and order some dinner after

>>16917558
Do you not know how curved glass works

>>16919665
Is that any good? I'm not against the idea of NY making a decent bourbon(?), but that's really lame labeling.

>>16919169
It was the alopecia that always confused me, seeing as how there always seems to be a hair in the food.

>>16917031
>hot pennys
Is this a bong thing? I'm imagining heating up coins in a frying pan and throwing them at trick or treaters from your roof.

>>16917027
Go to rehab you fat disgusting piece of shit

>>16920005
I looked it up and found no relevant results. Can only assume he got autocorrected from whatever he intended to actually type

>>16919733
It was really good to be honest, but the distillery was a a little cringe. It was like a bourbon but less sweet and more smooth, they also sold a bourbon but I had got the american single malt

I don't know what to eat someone decide for me

>>16920005
>Trick! He shouts as scorching hot pennies fly through the air, pelting the unsuspecting children below. Their faces contort into devilish screams as their flesh melts into bastardized versions of the monsters they so wish to emulate on this horrid night. They should have stayed in church.

>>16920292
>can only assume he got autocorrected from whatever he intended to actually type
But he misspelled "pennies".

>>16917027
fatty

>>16917031
*hot penis

>>16917027
I did a small catering gig for what I assume was a party, but maybe they just wanted to try to keep the shit hot for the whole evening for trick or treater parents that stopped by or something, I don't know. I finally finished cleaning up all my big-ass cookware and am enjoying a beer. Not a single trick or treater tonight. Maybe if I start going all-out on holiday decorations I can start a trend in my neighborhood and get things going. This area is boring as hell, but otherwise nice.

>>16921233
>maybe if I start going all-out on holiday decorations I can start a trend in my neighborhood and get things going
Why would you do something like that?

No sorry I dont celebrate satan.

>>16921434
Even Satanists don't celebrate Satan...

>>16919711
In the original image the "legs" are obviously a couple burritos sitting on the table. There's no possible way there could even be legs in the reflection, but this guy reposts this in every single thread.

>>16917068
gib recipe

>>16922638
It's a hamburger, anon.

>>16917083
It's the OLED model

>>16924010
but what’s on it?

>>16917027
Just normal girl shit, like beating my dick to furry porn.

>>16925312
toppings, obviously.

>>16917033
Tranny on the left.

>>16917027
You live such a sad life anon
Everytime I come to CK i see atleast one thread by you posting your shitty fastfood along with your alcohol
If you weren't such an insufferable faggot I would feel sorry for you

>>16917027
How fat are you Anon?

Really?

>>16919665
That's got to be one of the ugliest garments Nike ACG has ever produced

>>16917674