/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16917391
Nice, it snowed here so Im gonna make chicken noodle soup.

>>16917391
I need it!

Ahh scones and cum sauce an American delicacy

>>16917391
need it

>>16917716
I will kill you with my bare hands

>>16917784
You mean fat sausage fingers.

>make bechamel
>call it gravy
>make tomato sauce
>call it gravy
why are americans so dumb? why?

>>16917931
Get them to make you a grilled cheese sandwich. Then ask them to fry you an egg. Same fucking pan. They have no culinary knowledge at all.

>>16918256
This. I've honestly even heard about Americans using a fork and a knife at the same time. Do they not teach them how to use cutlery in high school?

>>16917391
100% need

>>16917843
Mom says I'm big bonned

>>16918256
>>16918271
It's America. We eat how we want and anyone who's worried how they'll appear to others while eating is an insecure faggot.

>>16918271
Have you heard about them cutting the food, then switching hands to eat it? It's like watching an alien trying to learn to be human.

>>16918290
It's a polite way of saying fat sausage fingered.

>>16918298
Yes, I though it was a joke when I heard that Americans actually cut their food. Lmfao, it's absolutely unbelievable. How fucking bad is their food that they have to cut it?

>>16917931
LMFAO they actually do this? Why do they call white sauce and tomato sauce gravy? It's so fucking retarded. Gravy is meat based.

>>16918305
But they're strong. Plus, I sink like a stone. Don't fat people float well.

>>16918297
Haven't got a problem with you eating how you want. Don't call something grilled when it's clearly fried. That's just show a total lack of culinary education.

>>16918283
>Milk in a mason jar
>Great looking sausage gravy.
I'm thinking based.

>>16918316
How about you get your own words pajeet

>>16918308
It's a béchamel based on rendered pork fat and chunks of sausage. As such, it qualifies as a gravy.

>>16918307
You missed the bit about switching hands to eat it. How dumb is that?

>>16918321
Gravy isn't white and made with milk.

>>16918324
I'm only going to this more now.

>>16918326
Gravy is a category of meat-based sauces. What do you call gravy then?

>amerilards eat this for breakfast every morning

>>16918318
You're trying a little too hard.

>>16918326
>>16918333
Do we really need to waste our Halloween debating about American Milk Gravey again? Get over it!

>>16917931
>>make tomato sauce
>>call it gravy
Only wops do this

>>16918333
Gravy's primary ingredient should be meat broth or stock not milk. That's white sauce.

>>16918320
Makes no sense

>>16918339
I've got nothing better to do, how about you?

>>16918321
It's a white sauce with sausage meat thrown in.

>>16918324
I'm sorry, english is not my first language.

>>16918341
>>16918341
>broth or stock
It's made with the juices from roasted meat.

>>16917391
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNRstG8hPs4&t

Fun fact: In America, they call butter + flour + milk + salt + pepper country gravy. It makes no sense.

>>16918343
I don't have much going on at the present, but I don't want to have some stupid shitfest over technicalites and what a particular cultures what. Who fucking cares!?! Lets talk about the delicious pumpkin pancakes with bacon I'm about to stir up.

>>16918366
Gravy isn't milk based anywhere in the world outside of the USA. If you called that shite gravy anywhere else you'd be laughed at.

>>16918342
It doesn't have to make sense

>>16918373
stop your fucking trolling, and all newfags stop biting

>>16918376
In America a sauce that is 96% milk and 4% meat is gravy lol

>>16918368
So you're intentionally leaving out the meat and meat fat. Nice.

>>16918630
You didn't watch the video. There is no meat in his country gravy.

>>16918373
cope

>>16917391
I eat it at least once a week

>>16918368
>no bacon or sausage
Wtf who eats it like that

I make it a lot, real easy.

>>16917391
Bin it.

>>16917391
I love it. It's my favorite breakfast. I make big stock pots quantities of sausage gravy. But the secret to a good sausage grave is a lot of black pepper.