/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16906648

They're cute. I want to pet that squirrel. Make sure to wait up all night with a paintball or BB gun to shoot little faggots who will try to hurt them.

>>16906660
I live in New Orleans. Nobody will hurt them.

>>16906660
I hate ducks so much

>>16906686
Is that you cone anon?

>>16906665
Oh you're the one with the trannie bf. Just wanna say your pumpkins suck and he will NEVER be a woman

>>16906665

Arent there a lot of blacks or did you flood them all out with Katrina?

>>16906686
Fuck you ducks are cute. Geese and Swans are the true enemy of humanity

>>16906648
why would the squirrel be showing disinterest in the acorn; is it a snob squirrel?

>>16906722

He's dribbling it. He's about to alley-oop

>>16906747
they are indeed highly skilled at basketball, unlike what most think today: fencing

>>16906686
You don't lol

these are from a couple years ago. was trying to spread some halloween cheer in this largely soulless uncultured continent down under

Nowadays I've given up, nobody in my town even knows it's almost Halloween

>>16906825
south america? I mean in NA where I live barely anyone decorates now.

>>16906832

Not him but I'm in NJ and the house across the street goes all out every year. It's pretty fucking cool.

>>16906832
Nah Stralia

>>16906832
lol nigga u disabled as fuck

>>16906832
Have you tried being a flyover such as usual chads?

>>16906825
It's not spooky at this time of year. Too warm and bright, not to mention all the flowers blooming.

>>16907404
Yeah I know it's all wrong, but still a little Halloween cheer wouldn't kill us. We celebrate Christmas in summer ffs, complete with Santa flying around with reindeer in a sleigh.

At least we have an army of nazgûl to help drive Halloween home

>>16907422
Swoopers are one of the most terrifying things most children experience. You're on to something there.

>>16906648
you can tell that the right one was cut by your dumb fuck of a son but he cut the mouth too wide so it collapsed with the left eye.
Nigger started crying like a little bitch so the mother had to step in and cut a squirrel out of it for him. Meanwhile his sister did top left and was very proud of it.

Men were a mistake.

>>16907581
he said finace. just because in your barrio people have children out of wedlock, doesn't mean everybody else does.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lY0CgxNha-4

>>16907581
u lack reading comprehension

>>16907581
Get raped you slut kike coal burner nigger slut you’ll never get your childhood back and your parents hate you fuck foids

>>16907587
:(

>>16906648
pumpkins arent proper jack o lanterns. They are meant to be turnips

regards

an actual Irishman, the people who invented halloween

>>16907610
Hollowing out a turnip would be hard work. What type of Irishman wants to work?

>>16907610
>>16907611
I did a turnip once, it wasn't too tough >>16906825

Loving the soulless daylight-bright LED street lamps washing out the effect of the carved pumpkins. It's so safe and effective now.

>>16907795
They're cheaper to maintain but they're actually worse as street lights than mighty high pressure sodium. Colour rendering is not important on normal municipal roads and they provide way less contrast than HPS. They also ruin your scotopic vision which HPS doesn't do either. It's a sad time for night vibes, especially on Halloween

>>16907821
It's a sad time for humanity in general.

>>16906648
I dont have one because i dont engage in pagan holidays

>>16907926
That's a shame. Have you tried engaging with your heritage instead of sucking jew cock?

>>16907610
didnt you fags stop celebrating this shit when god was invented

>>16906707
Cope, seethe and have sex. Here’s a duck confit for your trouble

>>16907821
i find LED streetlights to impart a peculiarly cinematic quality to empty night streets when i'm out walking

>>16907610

Ah yes, everyone always turns to the Irish when they want inspiration for Halloween festivities

>>16908503
Fair enough, but from the scientific point of view the spectrum is poor and it's generally less safe in all but slow traffic/high pedestrian areas and open highways. There are other theories involving physiological and psychological effects to consider as well, like the way they disrupt scotopic vision, circadian rhythms, and a sense of privacy

On paper they're great but nothing's perfect

>t. Masters of Architectural Science in Illumination Design

>>16908634
This. There are literally pigments that look black under low pressure sodium lamps. Car on the left is actually bright red. Also, how is this related to food ?

Made this lad, felt good to carve a pumpkin this year

>>16908634
Fucking hate LED streetlights. Nothing more cozy than a snowy night lit by sodium lamps. Also fuck those bright ass xenon/led lights that newer cars have.
>>16909351
Looks good, buddy. Did you save and roast the seeds?

>>16909375
thanks, and yes the seeds are drying for roasting at a later date

>>16906648
>It’s Halloween

Not 'til Sunday, chud.

>>16909375
based sodium lamp enthusiast. the problem is LED is like 1000 times cheaper to run or something so they're here and they'll never go away.

My Dad carved Eddie (Iron Maiden mascot) into the giant pumpkin he grew last year.

>>16909375
All electric lighting is soulless. Only gas lamps or candles are acceptable.

>>16909478
>not celebrating All Hallows’ Eve all weekend
Fucking lol

>>16906716
Ducks are awful. Stop hiding behind your inbred call duck memes and post what ducks actually look like

>>16910257
>POV my dick when your mom is within my domicile

>>16906716
>Arent there a lot of blacks or did you flood them all out with Katrina?
dog there are a fuckload of them

>>16906825
>Nowadays I've given up, nobody in my town even knows it's almost Halloween
it certainly won't change if you give up.

>>16910327
I live in a black neighborhood in New Orleans. Good friends with my neighbors and all the bums know me and call out when they see me walking to the bars. Never been fucked with. Feels good man.

>>16910295

>>16910257

Swan wings typed this post

>>16910536
Still haven't seen any other duck other than your fucked up call ducks that are sometimes so mutated that their necks can't even reach their oil glands

>>16910589

Mother Goose wrote this post.

>>16910513
>>16910536
>>16910589
>>16910598
fuck off trannies. this is a white man thread about halloween

>>16910623
Fuck off this is now a thread about how ducks suck. Ducks are food so this is more related anyways.

Not from this year. Still need to decide what I want to carve.

>>16910630
This is our board tranny!

>>16910634
I'm not a tranny, go sniff /lgbt/ or /fit/

>>16910623
>>16910630

Go be white and Swan somewhere else, whore

>>16910633
Fucking based. Anons pls post more jacks

>>16910648
seethe darkie

>>16910659

No u

this one's from days of yore

>>16910639
>>16910648
>>16910659
>>16910666
this is a halloween thread trannies

>>16910420
i mean that's good but i'm pretty racist and i don't really like black people unless they act very civilized.
like i tend to cut more slack for white people goofing off than black people. not to say i haven't had pleasant interactions with black people at work or school or whatever, but i'm just not a huge fan of them in general. i live in baton rouge.

>>16910711
trick or treat quaaaaaaaaaaaak

>>16910666
fuck off satan

>>16906648
I hate people who have happy lives and people who love them

>>16910786
>>16910791
if you don't knock it off, I'll come up there

>>16910811
post it

>>16910922

>>16908429
I fucking love confit. What did you do with the rice?

>>16910950
Jokes on you ducks are cannibals

>>16910977
birds are indeed probably the biggest pieces of shits that exist

>>16910985
Some birds are okay, ducks are not one of those birds, however. They are all rapists and cannibals and have only managed to survive because they flock and shit out massive numbers of babies.

>>16911025
they also lay their eggs in someone else's nest and trick them into raising their child

>>16906648
1

>>16907596
Finally a Man of Tomorrow I can believe in

>>16911055
2

>>16911064
Last one.
sorry for the sideways pictures, I hate phones.

>>16911046
That's only some birds. Ducks aren't smart enough to do that, though you can cuck muscovys (a good meat breed) into raising domestic mallards babies. Most domestic mallards like pekins, campbells, and runners are shit awful parents and never or almost never go broody.

I just did some research and I just found out there is a black headed duck in south America that kind of parasitizes. But it's not the same as a cuckoo. The ducklings do not harm the other eggs and will leave the nest shortly after hatching. These ducks will lay eggs in potential predators nests, like gulls and raptors.

Again, ducks are retarded. I have no idea how they still exist.

>>16911076
I used to draw porn of those 2.

Happy Halloween.

>>16911076

>>16911082
idk, probably just not a lot of predators that can take them down. where they lack in smarts, they have numerous environments in which they can live.

>>16911125
There are TONS of animals that can take out a duck. It really boils down to the fact that they shit out massive numbers of babies and flock together.

>>16911141
they can escape to the water, to the air, what are you talking about. i didn't say they were apex pretadors.

>>16911150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_E4BUt1z8Y&ab_channel=nanuq1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73OvZ_l35Sw&ab_channel=falcorusticolus77
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JmzRDU1nbg&ab_channel=cgknodk

Its really that they flock and shit out tons of babies.

>>16911150
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSje23R6Q5g&ab_channel=JosephTutt

Ducks are fucking idiots.

>>16911197
>>16911211
Fucking retarded trannies shiting up a whiteman holiday board

>>16911251
Shut up faggot this is the cooking board. Go to /pol/ if u wanna obsess over trannies and dark skinned folks.

>>16906648
based squirrel pumpkin, OP

>>16911266
and go back to instagram if you want to post pictures of birds faggot

>>16911361
ducks are food dumbass.

>>16911211
Try doing that when you're not a species they've gotten used to being fed by.

>>16911620
yeah, and you were larping as a duck, and giving info on their behaviors, not they way taste when they come out of your butt. and make your own thread. this is about jack o laterns you fucking retard

>>16911635
>not they way taste when they come out of your butt
I would have to assume it tastes like shit

>>16911635
heres your fucking jack o lanterns.

Which people don't even fucking eat so idk how its even related to food.

>>16911644
I don't care that rich people don't fucking eat them or not

MORE PUNKINS DAMMIT

>>16907422
European magpie: Good and friendly. Likes to hang out and nice.

Australian magpie: airborne hatred.

I'm waiting for all the surplus pumpkins to go on sale for almost nothing after Halloween is over and nobody wants them for carving.

I left mine on my balcony and it's been cold and rainy and now it has mold in it and little flies. Tbh it does make it more spooky, but I'm going to drump it tomorrow night probably.

>>16912601
But here it was with the seeds that I roasted with spices and brown sugar and maple syrup.

>>16912603
night pic

>>16912593
Carving punkins are delicious and edible but not as delicious as other varieties, but the good thing is you'll be able to nab them up for like a fucking dollar each and they're great for seeds and pretty good for roasts or pies.

Also the ravens have been deputized now as well

>>16911644
I never watched Duck Dynasty but I follow the old guy with the beard on Youtube.
He does cooking videos and talks about the Christ. I really only watch the cooking stuff.
Bit of the same vibe as that video of Lynch cooking quinoa.
https://youtu.be/JP4hJEHyU5s

>>16911298
C U T E!! squirrelly whirlie

>>16910420
>Implying
I've known people that got shot in NOLA just because they didn't hand over their shit fast enough for the thug's liking. NOLA, and even BR, are shitholes and it's a fucking shame. I blame it on the ineffectual dumb cunt mayors we have.

>>16906716
Nawlins is probably the blackest city in America, or at least top 5.

>>16907581
Post the roast betwixt thine legs

>>16907795
.22LR was invented for a reason

>>16909671
Basado

>>16910730
It’s my experience that they can smell the bitchmade weakness that a lot of left-leaning whites have, which is why they tend to get rather chimpy when in their vicinity. You show authority and strength around them and they back down real quick. Just gotta remember some of em feel like they got something to prove and have no problem shanking a motherfucker for running his mouth. Pick your poison, really: let them all walk all over you because you’re scared one will lash out, or show your dominance in the hierarchy and risk being challenged.

>>16912601
AHAHA POST PIC u must live near me

>>16911055
>>16911064
These look really good fuck yeah

Made this basic ass bitch today. Reminds me of when my grandfather used to farm them. Haven't carved one since for 15 years.

>>16912956
I just dumped it, it was fucking rancid man. I opened it and it was like 30% mold at this point and bugs all over my balcony. I just tilted it into a trash bag and threw it down my trash chute.

here are mine from this year

Spooky ooky pumpkin

Who else came here from /tg/?

pirate and satan

>>16912999
Thanks.

In my area kids trick or treat teh night of and night before halloween.
Kids seem to dig my decorations.

I ran out of candy like 30 minutes too early, we had way more kids than I had anticipated.
Have to get more for tomorrow.

Pic is an owl I did a few years ago.

>>16906648
I literally broke a knife and spent a couple of hours carving out a pumpkin with 2.5 inch meat the woodworking version of an exacto-knife. Pinky-nail sized blades not so great at doing to entire fucking thing.

>>16907385
I'm in buttfuck Nebraska and Halloween isn't celebrated because it's a Satanist holiday.

>>16906648
I have no contribution to this threador strong feelings for it but i carved my pumkin today. Have a good day everyone

Nice pumpkins in this thread, Happy Halloween anons!

>>16915757
I like the pupils in the eyes, came out pretty good for using a crappy exacto knife.


>>16915834
Decent anon. Happy halloween!

>>16912606
Pretty happy looking pumpkin, enjoy your seeds, happy halloween!

>>16915767
Hail satan

>>16915767
Man that's sad.

My town in rural illinois has trick or treaters 2 nights.

>>16906648
Technically, it's food. You can eat it, and you're not eating it, which means you're being a good cook, letting someone else eat your rotting pumpkin. I see nothing wrong with this

>>16915767
But that's wrong, it's a catholic holiday

>>16915960
That's what I said

>>16907611
their women tend to be industrious

>>16906648
My wife and I carved them up today. Happy Halloween anons

>>16914799
all lit up

>>16906648
Only if you ate the flesh

>>16915890
Happy halloween bro!

We don't really celebrate hallowen here beyond some people putting up a few decorations but I did a pumpkin once anyway, maybe I should do it again next year

>>16906648