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>gives you a headache and insomnia
Why do people eat this shit?

>> No.16910566

>>16910535
>t. low test retarded incel

>> No.16910595

I swear some of this board's bodies really are not meant for survival. Chocolate's not even the most pathetic I've seen. Some fucker came in saying he got sick from vegetable oil the other day, like just fucking give up it's not worth it.

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>>16910566
>>16910595
>WOOOOW YOU'RE NOT ADDICTED TO THIS STIMULANT DRUG LIKE I AM SO IT ACTUALLY HAS A NOTICEABLE EFFECT ON YOUR BODY
Imagine being a slave to a fucking BEAN lmao

>> No.16910613

>>16910535
we're not all hypersensitive
you people complain so fucking much

>> No.16910619

>>16910612
lol little kids can eat chocolate without having their balls explode into showers of glitter, you want me to believe a 2-yr-old has developed a stimulant addiction? Or is more likely that you're an evolutionary deadend about 3 normal meals away from shitting your life out?

>> No.16910637

You guys we're overlooking the obvious explanation: He's buying it in industrial quantities so he can have a three-pound block with his 5-meals-a-day tendies. After his mom stopped buying him lard blocks to swallow whole he had to replace those calories, now he's hitting caffeine overdose.

>> No.16910720

>>16910535
>>16910612
troll thread
chocolate is fucking awesome unless you have problems with caffeine

>> No.16910722

>>16910535
lol you weak bitch

>> No.16910729

lol are you some kind of skeleton grandma how do you get a headache/sleeping problems just from eating a chocolate bar

>> No.16910737

>>16910612
>he's a frogposter
It all makes sense

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>>16910729
>>16910637
>>16910722
>>16910737
Junkies absolutely SEETHING lmao. Don't worry bros, it's almost time for your next hit!

>> No.16910752

>>16910535
I thought it was the opposite

>> No.16910805

>>16910535
>Eat a steady diet of deep-fried ground chicken, cheese-dusted corn chips, and sugary carbonated drinks all your life
>Can't eat and drink normal shit like chocolate, vegetables, and coffee because your body is so fucked up
>Blame the actual food
Why are incels like this?

>> No.16910878

>>16910747
Sensitive babby

>> No.16911022

>>16910535
Try having a non-shit body next time

>> No.16911027

>>16910595
Vegetable oil in ice cream?

>> No.16911033

>>16911027
Yeah that was it. I think he backtracked and said it was because he didn't like the texture, but that's kinda worse.
>My ice cream has a different texture than usual, guess I better die.

>> No.16911044

>>16910535
the headache may be due to the large sugar content. get one with a small amount of sugar. usually the less % of cocoa in the bar, the more sugar is in it. don't eat it too late and of course, don't eat it every day too.

>> No.16911367

>>16910805
>chocolate and coffee aren't junk food
Why are incels like this?

>> No.16911610

>>16910535
is your cholesterol ok?

>> No.16911678

>>16911367
I never used the term junk food, but I'm glad you're aware of what your diet is. That's the first big step to getting your life together and having sex. You can do it buddy, I believe in you!

>> No.16912619

>>16911027
>>16911033
It wasn't me who said it, but ice cream with vegetable oil instead of milk fat is sickening. Not in the meaning of becoming physically sick though, sick can like most words have many meanings. So the joke is on you.

>> No.16912664

gotta be careful of oxalates. they're the silent killer

>> No.16912781

>>16910720
There is literally no caffeine in chocolate

>> No.16912994

>>16911678
>roastoid can only understand value in relation to sex
Pottery

>> No.16913021

>>16912994
>Tranny can't have sex
Typical

>> No.16913159

>>16910535
Not once in my life has chocolate given me a headache or insomnia

>> No.16913219

>>16910535
>asks a question he already knows the answer to
gret thred OP

>> No.16913384

>>16912781
Chocolate literally contains caffeine. Educate yourself.

>> No.16913398

>>16913021
>calls everyone she doesn't like a tranny
based retard

>> No.16913492

>>16911678
You called them "actual food" and contrasted them against typical junk food because you're a seething junkie incel bitch who doesn't realize coffee and chocolate ARE junk food.

TIME FOR ANOTHER CUP, WEAK-WILLED BITCH

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>>16912781

>> No.16913702

>>16910535
>gives you a headache and insomnia
Never happened

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>>16910535
>>gives you a headache and insomnia
>Why do people eat this shit?
iktf anon
ik it all 2 well

>> No.16913750

>>16913492
Junk food is junk food because it's made up by yellow #5, as opposed to my brewed bean water. Don't know why you're getting so defensive, nobody's stopping you from enjoying your soy protein chips and corn syrup cupcakes. Have you considered dilating?

>> No.16913758

>>16913398
>Calls mutilated axe wound a vagina
Based tranny

>> No.16913831

it's theobromine retard
the amount of caffeine in chocolate is tiny