/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Cool story, bro

>>16906196
And what caused to not mention the eggs and the cheese? Is it because you made up a gay story and don't know what you're talking about?

What the fuck is with people who can't spell "definitely?" And why do these same people so commonly misspell it as "defiantly?" Fucking sound the words out, they don't sound anything alike.

>Ceasar salad with no bacon bits or cheese because she's vegan
So she wanted some lettuce with croutons on top?

>>16906713
It's phonetic for people who pronounce the word "deffi-intly"

>>16906196
>>16906956
What kind of retard puts bacon bits in a caeser salad in the first place?

>>16906976
???????
It doesn't even fit the retarded thing you just made up

>>16907005
I'm not making it up, that's the standard pronunciation for the kind of person who says "lemme axe you somethin". To be more precise, it sounds like "deff-uh-en-[glottal stop]-lee". If you try to type that out, when auto correct gives you choices, it looks a lot more like defiantly than definitely.

>>16907005
>defintly

from a friend
>be pizza and pasta shop
>blonde Stacy comes in
>orders chicken pesto pasta, without chicken because vegan
>cook: "the pesto sauce isnt vegan, theres parmesan cheese in it"
>Stacy: "the pestos fine"
>cook: "umm ok, legally i do have to tell you that its not a vegan dish"
>Stacy: "the pesto's FINE"

I got a dumb staff story instead. Maybe I was in the wrong, you tell me.
>Need a large bag to bring things home from work
>head to Pizza place right across
>"Sup, I'd like to buy a soda and a bag"
>Woman at the counter looks at me confused "uh, we don't sell bags."
>"You got those big bags for putting orders in, Im willing to pay to get one."
>"B-but... those are my bags."
>Seeing as it's going nowhere, I try another tactic. "But I'll need a bag for my Pepsi"
>"If you buy a pepsi, you get a pepsi sized bag
>pulls me out one of those mini bags you put a handful of fries in
>"Have a good day"
ended up going to the chinese cornerstore, dude didn't ask questions when I asked for 2 extra bags with my pack of gum.

>>16906196
Jokes on you, she just wanted extra anchovies for free.

>>16907139
OP brainmogged by the anchovy queen

not a green text but when visiting one of my aunties she insisted in mostly vegetarian meals mostly for herself, nothing crazy vegan just garden variety normal veggie shit. when I asked she said 'oh well when I had my cancer dealt with I figured to just only eat veggies instead. I think i know what shes getting at and she dosent mind eating fried veggies so its not entirely a health thing, still rather strange to me but shes too much of a sweet but derpy lady to pay much mind of it.

>>16907119
were you trying to buy one of these?

>>16907119
No she's retarded. As long as you're polite I would just give you a couple bags and not even make you buy anything

I work at Walmart. One time I had a customer return a thing of ice cream because it was too hard. Another time a customer returned some frozen chicken tendies because they didn't fully cook during the time the box mentioned. Which one of your retards was that?

>>16907093
She was vegetarian. The cook thinks that's the same thing as vegan so doesn't bother remembering when the word with more syllables is used.

>>16907464
hey thats my bag

one time I was working in a pizza place and some old lady started freaking out because the people making the pizzas weren’t wearing gloves

>>16906196
A teenager just learned what a caesar salad is.

But why does he have to share?

>>16907464
Bag thief

>>16907464
No, just a large brown paper bag

>>16907171
Fucking KEK!

>>16906713
"defiantly" is a different word, honey

>>16906196
Why are the anchovies defiant?

>>16906196
>working grill years back in shitty local place
>middle aged lady places order but takes forever, arguing with cashier chick about something
>get order, make it
>mild sausage patty, peppers and onions, fries
>make order
>send it out
>it comes back
>apparently there are too many peppers and onions
>there aren’t, but she could’ve just picked some off herself
>remake it anyway, be autistically careful about putting a single thin layer of peppers and onions on the patty
>send it out
>comes back again
>she’s demanding that I cut it in half for her
>why.jpg
>there’s silverware in the dining rooms
>whatever
>cut in half
>bring it out to her myself
>she snatches it from me, takes one bite, and says it’s too spicy
>demands we make her yet another one
>orders piling up
>boss says to just do it
>walk out of that shit hole and find a new job
Fuck food service. Fuck service in general. I can’t stand interacting with the general populous.

>working a hotdog tent at a winery
>really fucking busy
>woman gets her dog, hands it back asking for it to be cut in half
>my smartass coworker takes the dog out of the bun, cuts it lengthwise from end to end, puts it back in bun, hands it back
>"that's not what I meant..."
>he yells "NEXT"
That was a fun summer, our chef was an alcoholic that made us drink on the job.

>>16907586
parmesan isnt vegetarian either

>>16907541
You just know the retard didn't preheat the oven.

why do vegans have to mention theyre vegan all the time

>>16908781
we need to bring back the cucking stool for these hags

>>16908811
Based alcoholic chefs. I used to be a busboy for under the table pay when I was 15, at this local Greek dude’s restaurant. Every night before dinner service he’d gather us all in the kitchen and make everyone take two shots to “make us friendlier”

>>16907119
Why the fuck didn't you just say paper or plastic bag? she would have gotten it instantly you sperg

>>16908863
Vegetqrians eat cheese

>>16906713
At least 20% of adults in this country can't speak English at a high school level

>>16906196
>Wagies get in here and tell stories of dumb customers.
>hey guys i'm need content for my youtube channel
>my weekly "Best of 4chan greentext" compilations dont make themselves!!
No, fuck off

>it's Friday during Lent
>lady orders a chicken parmesan
>as my manager is punching in the order she asks if the spaghetti sauce we put on the chicken parm has meat in it
>tells her yes it does
>she cancels her order because the sauce we put on the chicken parmesan has meat in it and she can't eat it during Lent

>work a gig as deli clerk
>make salads
>alot of salads
>doing school and work
>brutal
>have to take orders from customers
>one rich lady always orders greek salad
>makes us take out the onions
>while she watches us scooped over in the display
>ask her if I can make it from scratch
>Nope

It was always soul draining to do stuff like that.

>>16909127
When I worked at a Mexican place the chef gave me a $40 shot of tequila. It was part of some dinner plate that cost $200 and the guest didn't want it.

>>16906196
>Cheeseburger
>No cheese