/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16905859
>they don't have grills is Tasmania
Good thing they've got pans and stoves, you fucking idiot.
Also, Ramsay is 54? Jesus fuck, he looks rough.

>>16906140
He means a broiler

>>16905859
>they don't have grills in Tasmania
god why are b*ngs so fucking stupid it's insane

I have two heads and live in Tasmania, can confirm we do not have grills.

>>16905859
Youre a bigger faggot than Ramsey for linking "people.com" and making this dogshit thread

>>16906140
>Jesus fuck, he looks rough
That's decades of stress, combined with working too much, and drugs / alcohol.

>>16906275
no, actually he was refering to a stove
and it still doesn't matter, he jammed a cast iron pan into a fire and burned the fuck out of his giant slices of 'beautiful' bread which he just claimed was the ONLY thing available
despite the fact he sliced the bread himself
also there was a deli slicer in the backround of the video
also he just put full-on blocks of cheese into the sandwich instead of shredding it or something to help it melt

overall he just refuses to adknowledge the fact that he didn't care to spend more than 5-10 mins shitting out the most basic bitch video to satisfy his social media manager

>>16907082
Ramsay is famous for his rejection of drugs or alcohol as an excuse for being a chef, it's just from working too hard and genetics

>>16905859

He literally spend like 3 decades of his life slaving away to learn how to cook and then another full decade+ whoring himself out to the media to make his millions. As far as I'm concerned, he knows how to cook but if he wants to make money pushing out GoodEats levels of videos to pay for his great grandkids school then thats his choice and I won't judge him. He's a better chef than the best 50 of us here combined and multiplied by 10.

>inb4 "Gordon pls go" I would kill myself if I was a Brit

>>16905859
But why did they upload?

>>16907507
Too much time to reshoot

>>16907192
Realistically he’s probably like 90% better at cooking than the best chef here

dude you're literally linking to people magazine is this the life you want to live?

>>16906140
TV makeup, traveling the world leads to shit sleep schedules, and apparently he runs marathons (so spends a lot of time in the sun). He lives a life style that pre-maturely ages you.

>>16908336
?
what the fuck does that even mean
cooking is just followign basic steps, the hardest part is getting good quality ingredients + the right tools

fucking retard

>>16908336
>>16907192
Gordon get out

>>16907192
So what, despite being already a multi millionaire he's going to destroy his reputation to make something like $50k-100k more? Makes no sense to me.

You've been talking about this one video for a year. It's been in the catalog for literally a year.

>>16908709
It's genuinely one of the most entertaining things I've seen related to food

>>16907113
Hard to believe he's not constantly on cocaine though.

>>16908699
Some people live so long in front of a camera that they do not know how to operate unless they know they're being watched.

>>16908709
It's on /tv/ constantly as well.

>>16908361
This.
Performing surgery is the same thing.
I’m literally as capable as the world’s greatest chef and surgeon combined.

>>16908722
Nothing is funny every day for a year, not even Jack videos

>>16908699

When you have that level of "Fuck You" money I dont think you care about what soccer moms on FB think about you. He could snort Chik-Fil-A while punting a gay black baby into a wall and they'd still love him.

>>16908699
How is his reputation destroyed? I bet you're the same guy who said that in the thread about a few bad reviews on one of his burger restaurants

>>16905859
They don't even link the fucking video.
How is this news? Why is anyone paid to report on fucking shit tok videos?

>>16908947
I see this thread made maybe once a month and half the time it gets deleted.

Olive oil in.

>band rehearsal starts
NOW WE ALL LOVE GRILLED CHEESE
THERE'S NOTHING LIKE THIS GRILLED CHEESE
>holds up two blocks of cheese that have never been used for grilled cheese before
BEAUTIFUL
>taps knife on board
THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE
>puts knife away and taps different knife
BIG LONG SLICES
>cuts off the rind
LITERALLY CUT OFF
>exasperated breath
... THE RIND
>cuts cheese further
NICE LONG LUSCIOUS BRICKS OF CHEESE
MAKE SURE THE BREAD IS NOT TOO THIN
>cuts half the loaf off
BIT OF BUTTAH
>butters
SALT
>salts bread
>layers cheese on bread
TAILOR MAKE IT
>cuts cheese again
NOW THE SECRET IS...
>pulls out bowl of already made kimchi out of nowhere
HOMEMADE KIMCHI
>starts dumping it all over
BREATHTAKING
>camera pans to a fire
TOUCH OF OLIVE OIL
>dumps oil in pan
>mumbles beautiful
NOW PUSH THAT DOWN
>smashes grilled cheese down in pan
ON IN SHE GOES
PUT SOME WEIGHT ON THERE
>buttered bread sticks to spatula
>struggles to get it off
>clinks the spatula against the cast iron as punishment
GOOD
>smoke shooting out of pan
TURN IT OVER
>cheese hasnt melted
PUSH THAT DOWN
>squeezes grilled cheese down with rag
NICE AND CRISPY
>puts it back in
>takes it out
PUSH IT DOWN
>desperate to make cheese melt
HELPS CHEESE NICE AND MELTED
>puts pan back in
>elevates the flavor
>takes pan out
THAT BEAUTIFUL... GRILLED CHEESE
>burnt bread
>cheese still hasn't melted
BEAUTIFUL
>back in the kitchen
THE CHEESE HAS MELTED
>cheese can't be seen on screen
>taps knife against board
AND THIS...
>tries to cut the sandwich
CRISPY
>struggles to cut through the sandwich
>involves both his hands
>reveals cross section
BEAUTIFUL
>cheese hasn't melted at all
OH MY GOODNESS ME
>taps knife again
>slices grilled cheese halves into further halves desperate to find some evidence of melted cheese
OH MY GOD
>blows
>visibly struggles to take a bite
>chews
>shakes his head with contempt
OH MY GOD THAT IS INCREDIBLE
>struggles on another bite
WOW
SO GOOD
>ramsay buys a house in tasmania
>guitar solo

>>16906536
OP btfo

>>16905859
That's one of the most embarrassing videos I've ever seen.

>>16905859
how dis make u feel Gordo?

>>16907113
i don't want to wrongfully accuse him of anything, but his videos give off characteristics of a cocaine user. his movements, twitches, all of that. i've known cocain junkies too and have seem them high.

>>16908336
lmao yea right ... He's a critic now and knows basic French / Italian cooking techniques that he learned while he was an actual chef, and back then if you were good at that you were a top notch chef. Today's world every serious 'chef' knows how to cook like he did.
He has charisma, that's it.
.

>>16909597
Perfect play by play. Please apply for a job on his media team.

>>16909597
>>clinks the spatula against the cast iron as punishment

>>16909797
>The cheese is me- ... nowhere to be seen.

>>16908699
When your image is as cemented as Ramsay, it's literally impossible to ruin your reputation. Just skim this very thread and note all the barking seals rolling over themselves to do unpaid damage control.

>>16908336
Agreed. He could out cook anyone on this board with his hands up his arse.

Regards, Gordon J. Ramsay. Sent from my iPhone 13

>>16907192
who is that girl in your webm? she's been posted for years

>>16911523
my gf

>>16905859
>"I-it was the only bread I had!"
100% chance that there was a Cripps Master in the fucking freezer or there's a damn banjos around the corner since he's in Tassie.

>>16912190
He sliced the fucking bread, making up such absurd excuses about Tassie not having bread or grills, yet somehow he has the entire islands supply of kimchi is absurd

>>16908956
Holy kek. I've read some war pulp novels where they mentioned people turning on the spot when shot, but I never thought it was a real thing.

>>16905859
can any aussies here confirm that tasmania lacks stoves, bread of variable thickness and metlable cheese?

>>16907192
hi gordon

>>16906536
hi gordon

>>16909818
I've noticed that too, although I think it's more likely he has some kind of prescription stimulant.

>>16907082
His brother died from cocaine retsrd

It almost seems like he has a really good social media advisor on his side. A normal grilled cheese would bring in a couple views, but by doing this he gets people talking about it for ages, gets probably hundreds if not thousands times the views and he even got to double down on that shit with that later statement. People start to fight over him in social media and it generates money and keeps you in peoples minds.

>>16913186
that could be it as well, there's just a whole stereotype for chefs of his level being druggies to keep up with the work in the kitchen. not that he is in that line of work anymore or anything.

>>16908361
Yeah but creativity and passion become part of it too. Tinkering with recipes and even inventing new dishes. That's not always easy. Talent plays a role.

>>16905859
what's going through his mind when he momentarily pauses and looks upwards at 0:07? was that when he knew he fucked up?

*mogs ramsay*

My attempt from a month ago. The kimchi ruins it even if made well, would be better if it were caramelized onions or bacon jam or something

>>16914092
Beautiful

>>16908336
>successful restaurateur
>competent chef
>well known celebrity
pick 2 and then have your publicist lie about the third

>>16914104
>kimchi and cheese
why would anyone try this
i don't think even koreans mix their velveeta melty fake cheese with kimchi

>>16914104
I found the opposite, kimchi and cheese work well together, meme or not

>>16905859
Finally realizing why Marco gave up his stars

>>16915275
Ramsay picked the two saltiest cheeses you can find and mixed them with a super acidic condiment, it doesn't work

>>16905859
>Amazing, he's no different than the people he yells at on TV
>the actor on TV is... just an actor... whoa...