/ck/ - Food & Cooking

that food they ate in the matrix

>>16905002
cigarettes and uncut colombian cocaine

Today I had jerky and a protein drink.

>>16905071
What do your coworkers thing about your horrible breath afterwards?

3 sheetz dawgs with all the free toppings

>>16905002
I usually have a salad , visualize a beautifully complex salad in a reusable container in front of a microwave .

>>16905002
I hate people who take creepshots.

>>16905077
Most workplaces nowadays require a mask indoors, so I imagine that they wouldn't notice

>>16905061
that's wall street anon.
>>16905002
chipotle or some salad from a kabob place

>>16905110
faggot

Other wagies walking around have a maks on

>>16905002
I work with food. But I usually have ramen or some hot dog with rice. Something I would never feed to others.

>>16905106
Ah I see, so you get to keep the smell all to yourself all day. Enjoy

>>16905122
when i worked in a restaurant i never had time to make myself food so id always eat the raw steak tips

>>16905088
>going to sheetz, ever
I'd rather starve if there wasn't a Wawa in range.

>>16905150
>Wawa
nigger tier

Fruit and pic related

>>16905002
>windows xp
god I wish I had a japanese gf

>>16905002
I eat a bag of pirates booty and root beer on break.

>>16905002
Today I’m eating a pound of deli turkey and an apple, I had a pint of ice cream before work

Back when I was an outdoor machinery-wagie I’d just eat whatever was around the job site.
Preferred places like shitty Chinese buffets because they’re cheap and don’t give a shit if you’re in grubby work clothes.
Hell, I was still cleaner than the landscape/construction Mexicans that usually fill those places at lunch.
Now I’m a mid-tier soulless corporate salarydrone and basically go wherever sounds good, because I can just shit out an email from my phone while waiting on the food and expense it as a “working lunch”.

>>16905002
They eat "healthy" stuff like granola and salads slopped with dressing. Finished off with coke or dr pepper.

>>16905002
I eat a ham sandwich and a can of soup. every day. don't even leave my desk.

>>16905002
I skip lunch and antagonize anybody who eats as being a slacker

>>16905002
hopefully my co-workers sweaty oyster

>>16905002
OMAD at home. At work I drink water.

>>16905002
>go down Kings Head
>order pint and ham cob
lunch done

Bump

>>16905002

When I was a wagie I just made big pots of chili or pulled pork on Sundays and had that over the week. Now that I'm high up in the company I go out with clients or order food into the office.

>>16905104
Ok

>>16905443
Please be a girl

>>16905002
I usually spend the whole required 30 minute lunch break staring at the wall of my cube and thinking about the bottle of sleeping pills I have at my apartment but the thought is suicide usually wear off by the time I back there so I just go to bed wake up and repeat until the weekend whre I get blackout drunk every day and then repeat the aforementioned week

>>16905002
I don't know, you tell me, wagie

>>16907387
I’m a 180 pound man do you still want to have sex

>>16905002
i work in a backpacker's hostel.
sometimes i bring in some leftovers or something i made at home.
sometimes i swing by the convenience store next door.
sometimes I get a restaurant or take-away to deliver something.
failing that, i have a fully-equipped kitchen to work with, so if I'm bored and have an hour or two to kill I make something from scratch.

>>16905002
I doordash McDonald’s to my office building most of the time

I usually make a big batch of sloppa every sunday and make lunchboxes that lasts the better part of the week.

>>16905058
They couldn't eat anything. There was no spoon.

blue v and mince and cheese pie

>>16905002
https://www.instagram.com/p/CVmrW5PrbuR/?utm_medium=copy_link

>>16907418
nobody would miss you
your position would be filled before your funeral

>>16905002
wagies are not allowed to eat lunch

>>16905106
>t. A fucking leaf

>>16905002
Full hour lunch break Chads report in.
Just drove down to the nearest restaurant and had the fish of the day with roasted potatoes.

>>16905088
>>16905150
Calm the fuck down Pittsburgh

>>16905002
Get a job and find out, faggot

>>16908194
I already have a job. It's fucking your sister.

>>16908201
Spoken like a spiteful virgin.
Seethe harder

>>16905002
I usually eat something healthy like a corn dog or left over taco bell

>>16908221
Dude I already lost my virginity. To your mum.

banana or two
t. construction worker

>>16905002
frozen bullshit

>>16908231
Come back when you're 18

>>16908271
That's what your mum told me the first time we met

>>16905419
Best flavor

>>16905002
When I worked for pennies as a debt collector, a king size white chocolate kit Kat and a 52oz diet Dr pepper from Sheetz
Then when I got a job that actually started paying me, I would eat a Dave's triple every day (just the sandwich)
Now that I'm working from home in a good job I just eat whatever is in my fridge

>>16908309
Whats a good pay anon? And do you live in a hocl area?

>>16908313
60k a year
1100 rent
Bills for two people
Socking away most of my income for retirement and saving for a house
Food is basically the only thing in the budget we splurge on so we get fast food probably twice or more a week and I cook every other day
Always something in the fridge

Microwaved broccoli, LOTS of it.

>>16908334
Shit where do you live where its $1100 a month?

Do you pay utilities too or is this in the cost? And can you hear your neighbors if its an apartment?

>>16908382
Cary NC
Right next to RTP and close to downtown Raleigh
Utilities not included about 30 for water/sewage, 45 internet, 90 electricity
Can only hear my neighbor when he turns his music on full blast and I can physically feel the bass, otherwise can't hear anything
Rent was 970 when I moved in but that was three years ago
Is this a good deal? I haven't lived anywhere but central NC so I don't know what other states are like

>>16908391
Shit dude only on CK would an anon tell me where exactly he lives.

But i like you fren. I live in NJ and most apartments here are $1600+ without utilities included. Im scared of people being able to hear me poop or singing in the shower so I usually stay as quiet as possible

I think it might be average for your area though but never lived there.

>>16908395
Isn't new jersey the most densely populated state in the country or something like that? Doesn't surprise me
Round these parts people call CARY "Concentrated Area of Relocated Yankees" but I just like the area more than Raleigh
If you feel like making a big move, NC is going to be the next big place after the Californians finish ruining Texas but for now it's around average cost of living
We have a big tech presence in RTP- IBM, SAS, Apple is going to build a campus here in a year or two

>>16908418
>Isn't new jersey the most densely populated state in the country or something like that? Doesn't surprise me
Yeah I think it is which surprises me, I though New york might be worse.

Shit man I would love to work for Apple or IBM. I kinda do want to move but my job doesn't let me. And I am having a hard time finding a new job. how old are you anyway fren?

Most days I eat a Slim Jim and a bag of Funyuns

>>16908309
>52oz
What's that in normal measurements?

Ass and cock, I am a fag.

>>16905002
I personally make hot pot at my desk every day and no, you can't have any

>>16905002
I steal food from my employer

>>16905002
frozen cum

>>16905002
I don't unless I'm still hungover by lunch. In which case whatever is most convenient, usually whatever an underling is getting I tell him to get 2.

>>16905002
Around 12:30, I go to the cantina with my workmate.
We have a good selection of local food, fresh everyday.
We sit and have a chat while eating.
Arroune 13:30 - 14:00, we go back to work.

>>16905002
alot of chinese/jap/thai food
there is a food court at a mall walking distance and 4 asian joints walking distance and fast food i pretnd im better cause my unhealthy food is served by cute asian chicks.

i prep my lunches. today i had grilled chicken breast [bone in], brown rice, and green beans. i drink only water and beer so i had water with lunch.

>>16905002
Coffee, nicotine, and sketchy nootropics. Sometimes I grab dill pickle flavored cashews from the gas station

>>16905002
Wagie here. I eat whatever I have in the fridge or one of the local food carts. Today I had leftover quinoa

>>16905150
>Muh Wawa
You guys are an embarrassment. My entire family has been in Jersey for 200 years but I don't pretend to eat gas station food out of regional pride

>>16905443
lol

>>16909589
Yeah, Pennsylvanian here, close to Philly till I just moved outside of reading. Tbh I've been to sheetz like 4 times in the 2 weeks I've been here because it's different from wawa. Wawa is good, and I do think better than sheetz, but sheetz is good too. The whole argument is just dum, they're both good, but both so different its a bad comparison from the rip.

>>16905002
From when I start work at 8 and then finish at around 7 I have several cups of coffee.

>>16905419
Not a big chip guy but these fucking things are great. Always sells out too.

I used to get a chana roll from the nearby food truck for $4 + $1 tip every day, until I switched to a new company and WFH right before the pandemic hit. That chickpea roll was delicious beyond replication, a perfect portion, and relatively healthy, and the owner of the food truck was clearly a guy who was trying to live the American Dream. I hope chickpea roll man is doing okay.

>>16907520
How many of those pounds went to your ass?

>>16905002
I brought in some left over chicken breast and an egg. I put that in a bowl of firewok molten chicken ramen.

I keep microwavable frozen stuff at work, sometimes I bring leftovers. I have chips and snack cakes at work too.

I work on a farm, so there's no delivery or going out.

>>16905002
I usually don't have lunch and just leave the office early instead (e.g. say I finish at 500 I make my 'Lunch' 430 - 500) though most places won't let you do this, got to find somewhere with a pretty loose flexi policy.

I had dino nuggets with yellow curry sauce and a quartered tomato. I work at a daycare so I can't eat too heavy

>>16907520
As long as you're not a goblin that can't be that bad.

>>16908276
At least his mom's not a pedophile. That would be a criminal act.

>>16911173
why not anon? you get farty when you eat a lot?

>>16908391
Cant find it on google now, maybe it's full. But my old apartment was in Alhambra, CA.
It was in an asian neighborhood, probably chinese. About four blocks from a business avenue. 1700 for 2 bed, 1 bath, 1 bathless toilet, I think the other similar apartments in the complex were 1900 by the time I left. Don't remember how much square feet that one was but I want to say it was around 1400.
Water included, electricity and gas weren't. Neighbors were great for five years until some retarded old chinese people moved in next door and yelled a lot. They weren't even fighting, they were just stupid hicks used to the countryside. I could hear shit like the wife yelling at her husband to get her something from the fridge.
That's supposed to be a fairly good deal here, because I'm an hour from LA. Hope it makes you feel better. I'd love to have your rent.

>>16905767
jesus christ take your fucking legally mandated break and get out of the fluorescent lit office

>>16905784
hi sheila
unless you can get off early for skipping lunch, then you're cool

>>16911161
based. i work for a company based in chicago, i'm on the west coast, we get an hour lunch, so if i start at 8 AM, i just shut my computer down at 3 because everyone is done for the day for the most part.

I steal sandwiches and make myself smoothies all throughout the day, only paying infront of everyone once every couple days to knock down suspicion that im the reason the strawberry stock is going down

I usually just get an energy drink and a pretzel or something

>>16905002
Wagies don't deserve lunch breaks.

>>16908588
3¼ pints

>>16905002
Whiskey and beef jerky to keep the liquor down.

I usually eat some form of bread with some form of fish like herring, mackerel or tuna. That is, if bossman lets me out of my cage.

Just now transitioning to cool weather meals, so soups and stews in a thermos for lunch with something like a side of bread or rice. They're good all-in-one meals for your protein and vegetables. During warm weather season, I'll just refrigerate left overs and throw it in a lunch bag with an ice pack to eat cool. My menu really changes with the seasons.

>>16905002
oh my office has a big cafeteria. I like the grill for a hot gooey chicken quesadilla or maybe a buffalo wrap.

Sometimes the entree station is good, I never miss korean noodle bowls.

>>16905061
Disco shit

A sandwich from the gas station and a Monster energy drink

Mr. Shekelberg doesn't really give me any time to eat during my 10 hour shift. I start work late in the afternoon so I eat a large lunch/breakfast before I go in. It is possible to quickly eat a sandwich at my work station but it is a pretty disgusting place and I don't like to do this.

>>16905002
when I used to work I would only have chex mix or some sort of trail mix with pretzels etc. I find it insane to have a big meal at work, you become sluggish/feel heavy, eventually you'll have to shit etc, just made no sense.

>>16905104
i like to take photos of my coworkers without them realizing and put snapchat filters on them

>>16913571
Bro you dont take massive shits in the office bathroom? Its a bonus to the pittance your already paid. Sometimes id sneak into the womans bathroom to shit. Did it for couple months. Everyone thought it was the fat HR lady. Probably was in there with me once or twice but i never got caught

>>16908517
>I though New york might be worse
New York city maybe, but as a state new yorks land is something like 85% rural and agriculture

I bring leftover fish and broccoli from home and blast it in the communal microwave for 10 minutes. I walk out of the building after starting the microwave and never come back.

I have done this at dozens of different offices and I can't be stopped

there’s some Thai take away across the road from my work and they have every day specials of different things, like Thai green curry with rice one day, it’s always really good and very cheap, I go there daily

>>16905002
i work mostly remote so whatever i want at home these days.

when i do go in whatever looks good in the cafe that day. they always have the basics for breakfasts like eggs pancakes, a few types of meat, cereal, yogurt, fruit. lunch always has pizza, sandwiches, crackers meats and cheeses, and 3-4 main dishes whatever the weekly theme stations are. typically there 3-4 themes each week. i miss going into work on holidays weeks because the food was always awesome. last week i had eggs potatoes and sausage for breakfast both days, curry chicken with rice, veggie side, and a roast beef sub the other day

>>16905002
Leftovers from night before ...

If you buy lunch or buy stuff for lunch you're a sucker. Lunch food is just as big as a meme and scam as breakfast food...

>>16905784
Based

>>16911173
Cute