/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16895497
To have more to eat. I don't understand. I'm guessing you're arguing for more smaller calzones.

>me hungry
>me want BIG calzone
>get BIG Calpine
>me satiated
Does this solve the mystery, anon?

>>16895497
Probably to share, or for a 300lb fatboi

>>16895497
You can make a pizza and just fold it

that fork seems exceptionally small wtf

For me, it's the calzone with cheese, finely copped ham, mushrooms and prawns inside.
You slice that bad boy open, stuff it with several full spoons of garlic sauce, close it so it gets hot, and dig into this beauty. Mmm.

>>16895545
>prawns
I with you until the sea roaches. Imagine eating literal bugs.

>>16895663
Who cares? They taste good

Do you also balk at crab and lobster?


I can't imagine being 18+ and still holding the opinion of a toddler.

>>16895497
Sharing...
Planned leftovers...
Customer loyalty through value/decent portion for purchase price

I'm just wondering if you were born yesterday

>>16895497
That's a snack for Americans

>>16895518
>You can make a pizza and just fold it
calzone is supposed to be filled with ricotta, though, otherwise it's more of a stromboli

>>16895682
Everything from the sea not only looks gross - with antennae, carapaces, tentacles, suckers, scales, segmented bodies, you name it - but it all has that awful sea-smell / sea-taste. Just disgusting. Yes, I balk at crab and lobster. More seabugs.

>>16895721
Sorry to hear that buddy

>>16895497
American obsession for food quantity over quality.

stromboli > calzone

>>16895497
Reddit attention whoring.
As you well know, anon.
As you well know.

>>16895522
it's a salad fork

That's really not a lot of food, are you a skinny bitch or something?

>>16895704
Ricotta is disgusting. Might as well just eat cottage cheese and oatmeal

>>16896359
Good fresh ricotta is fantastic.

>>16895497
Hunger
Boredom
Wanting to be the world's fattest man

>>16896256
What the FUCK is salad

>>16896382
Leftover veggies you throw the garbage

>>16895696
Looks kinda small for that .

>>16895497
I have never had a calzone. Ever.

>>16896506
you should try one sometime.

>>16896542
Is it just a pizza folded in half? What's the point?

>>16896570
No, usually it's got ricotta, parmesan, mozzarella inside, with toppings, and no sauce. Though there is marinara on the side to dip into.

>>16896594
K. Will try, ty anon.

>>16895497
It was good for the Italian miners. They needed a big hearty portable meal for the lunchings in the mine. Minering is tough and needs lots of calories to replace.

>>16895545
Goddawful

>>16896644
but it would get gross and cold

>>16895497
Those are made to appeal to the demographic of my fat whore wife
She was skinny as a rail when I married her and now she is as fat as a fucking cow with giant floppy droopy pendulous breasts

For me, its the southwestern calzone lunch special from Me and Eds Pizzaria

>>16895497
What reason is there to make a calzone. it's a giant fucking hot pocket and it's for "people" who are obsessed with gorging on wheat flour

>>16896647
They kept it tucked up against the breast all day until the luching meal. The mines were hot so the calzone stayed moist and warm all day in the miner coat pocket

>>16895497
Have one of these today with pepperoni. Fucking delicious.

>>16896649
How does it feel to live my dream?

>>16895497
>What reason is there to make a calzone this big?

Because my fat ass exists.

>>16895497
For consumption

>>16895497
that's just whole pizza tucked in half
why are you complaining ?

>>16895497
so you can split it, duh

>>16897127
For me its a nightmare
A living horror

>>16895497
God I love calzones
For some reason they taste so much better than regular pizza, don't know why

>>16898422
prob the ricotta

>>16895522
It's a pitchfork, but that pic has been taken from very far

>>16896570
different texture

>>16898935
Yup, not just ricotta, but the amount of ricotta too.

You can order a pizza with ricotta, but it's just not the same volume as you get in a calzone (usually anyway)

>>16895522
No anon, it's just the calzone that's big.

>>16895721
>man child can't eat food
Ngmi

>>16895497
Because it's badass

>>16895497
no reason needed

>>16895522
Its a calzone fork.

>>16896604
They sell them here with ham or italian ham inside but be aware those are extremely salty. I tend to avoid food that salty.

For a large group. I'm not convinced you couldn't figure this out on your own.

its literally better reheated the next day

>>16897204
you should tie her up in the bedroom and only release her once she gets thin

>>16895505
ok fatso.

>>16895721
Get off my board you fucking tastelet

>>16895505

>>16895497
Sure, to share, what are you some kind of greedy fatso?

>>16901018
them be fightin werds

>>16900958
Even though that's the best thing to do, in America they will send you to jail even though you are increasing her health.
They don't care about outcomes here

>>16895497
>be pizza place
> portion out my dough the night before
> customers call in, “ hey can I get a pizza but folded”
> take proportioned dough, make pizza and fold it

It’s pretty simple. Saves more time and money than just selling small calzones.

>>16895497
that looks like its intended for more than 1 person or leftovers

>>16895721
I remember you from a few days ago getting filtered over shrimp. ahhaha what a faggot