/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16898862
For me, it's the one in the right corner that you can't read.

>>16898862
Tom Hanks is Jewish?

>>16898862
1 Billy Crystal please

>>16898886
>hollywood

>>16898862
Its the Ted Danson. Larry can't have it.

>>16898862
>For me, its the Jason Alexander
>turkey
Oh, Jesus no.
Billy Crystal for the win.
Also, I now feel more vindicated about hating Larry David then ever before. What the fuck is wrong with that guy.

>>16898886
>Tom Hanks is Jewish?
>Jewish?
>HAM
Oh Gawd, they let any-fucking-body on the internet, don't they?
There should be an IQ test or something.

>>16898979
He’s Jewish

>George Wallace gets a sandwich
>most of the Jews have stereotypical Jewish ingredients

>>16898862
>Ted Danson
That's just a rachel

>>16898987
You can apologize now.

>>16898862
Can someone tell me why boomers were obsessed with Billy Crystal in the 90's? I watched his stand up and City Slickers and its god awful and he is not funny

>>16898862
>Not making the Billy Crystal a mutton, lettuce, and tomato. Where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomatoes are ripe.
That would be a very perky sandwich.
>Making the Mel Brooks sandwich with liverwurst which practicing Jews can't eat. Nice.
And I'm not going to make the joke about the Phyllis Diller sandwich needing aged tuna.

>>16899003
>He’s Jewish
Not even close, my mouth-breathing friend.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Hanks
>While Hanks's family religious history was Catholic and Mormon, one journalist
>characterized Hanks's teenage self as being a "Bible-toting evangelical" for several years.
>Wilson is of Greek and Bulgarian descent, and a member of the Greek Orthodox Church.
>Before marrying her, Hanks converted to her faith.

>>16899012

>>16899037
great job responding to the wrong post

>>16899037
Faggot he isn't talking about Hanks. Apparently even mouth breathers have a higher IQ than you.

>>16899037
>catholic
>not jewish
hahaha lmao popery faggotry

>>16899037
Why is everyone in this country with power either Jewish or Catholic despite this being founded as a protestant nation?

>>16899050
>great job responding to the wrong post
Yeah, I know it seems that way, but who the fuck was:
>>16899003
>He’s Jewish
responding to?
I was/am pretty sure he meant to respond to :
>>16898987

Do you really think he was trying to educate everyone by telling them that Larry David, and/or Billy Crystal was Jewish? Hanks was the only alleged jew that wasn't obviously a jew mentioned in the thread so far.

>>16899081
>everyone in this country with power either Jewish or Catholic
>I've never heard of the GOP

>founded as a protestant nation?
>I cannot into America

>>16899085
lol nice blog. cope harder low IQ faggot.

>>16899095
>>I've never heard of the GOP
>GOP doesn't have Catholic or Jewish people running it

>>I cannot into America
>Forgets America into protestants

>>16899085
it's actually really simple:
>>16899003
was a direct response to this post
>>16898979
which ended with the question
>What the fuck is wrong with that guy.

so the poster was implying that being jewish is what's wrong with larry david. though personally i don't see the logic.

>>16898862
I was trying to think of the actor who played rain man last night, so I could remember the title of the movie I liked him in, so I could watch more from the director of that movie.

I'll go with Dustin Hoffman, because of a coincidence. Thanks, going to go watch more Sam peckinpah

>>16899115
>which ended with the question
>>What the fuck is wrong with that guy.
Wow, what a remarkably confusing post.
Especially since most of the sandwiches are named after Jews, and I picked a Jew "for the win".
Thanks for clearing it up though.

>>16898862
The George Wallace sounds pretty good right about now, but I wouldn't say no to a Jason Alexander.

>>16898886
it would explain a few things

>>16898889
this
i don't like tomato, mayo, fish or avocado

>>16898862
Right now, I'm in the mood for a Dustin Hoffman. But man, that Mel Brooks sounds interesting.

>>16899115
>poster was implying that being jewish is what's wrong with larry david
There's a LOT more wrong with that cock-goblin.
How he ever succeeded in the "creative arts" is a mystery to me.

>>16898886
I don't think you could get away with having a son this based if you're part of the tribe

>>16899214
>based

>>16898862
Larry was too Jewish to accept that he had the best sandwich.

>>16898862
Ted was right, he has the best sandwich

>>16899214
What a mess.
I feel sorry for tom

>>16899214
That guy looks like he was raised by a child rapist

>>16899214
BIG UP DA WHOLE ISLAND MASSIVE

>>16898862
This reminds me of that joke in 'Kelly's Heroes' when Donald Sutherland says to Don Rickles
>to a new yorker like you a hero is some kinda weird sandwich
https://youtu.be/LUr_5S904Wo

>>16898862
God damn, the billy crystal sounds so good.

>>16898987
>this goy doesn't know about the kosher ham and the intestinal eruv

>>16898862
Either the Dustin Hoffman or a Ted Danson

>>16898862
Give me 2 Epsteins and a Weinstein with extra mayo

>>16898862
for me it's the roseanne barr