/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Every time I forget what they taste like and try one again for the firs time, I die a little inside. It's like your childhood was a lie.

>>16894943
That's basically their marketing scheme. It's a middle of the road sandwich sold mostly on hype and nostalgia.

>>16894968
Ill still buy 12 like the big boi i am

>>16894934
I'm 5'9 130lbs and I eat McDonald's and drink beer every day

>>16894977
My plan is 5 for lunch and 5 for dinner, no drink and two large fries it's going down. I don't even care about Halloween candy

>>16894934
Are some of you niggas unironically 300 pounds?

>>16895543
You have to be at least 290lbs to post here.
Shoo.

>>16895543
nigga i be like 450 pounds deadass fr

>>16894989
>>16895559
>>16895581
Fucking lardos

>>16894934
Already got one yesterday at my local McDee's. Jelly?

>>16895590
How could I be jealous of a lie? The McRib doesn't return until November 1.

>>16894934
Fucking americans i wish so bad to have a McRib but we never get the good stuff

buy an ad you shill piece of trash

>>16895657
Must've been dreaming then, lol. I'm going to go buy one right now, haha.

>>16895705
Yeah? Post your proof with timestamp.

>>16895543
Yeah I’m 290. But I’m 6’6

>>16895712
Hahaha

>>16895712
Oh... It's soo good, too!

>>16895772
Nice shoop

>>16895848
Cope.

>>16894989

Reminder.

>>16895992
>le epic lifter mark shittertoe

>>16895772
wtf, I just got back from driving to 3 different mcNig's and called 8 other locations and none have it until the first?

>>16896170
Guess I'm just lucky, lol.

>>16894934

I just weighed myself this morning and I was 142 lbs. So unless something major happened between then and now, I am in good shape.

>>16896221
Do you live near massive commercial pig farms or something?

>>16896284
No, not that I know of. Mostly dairy country around here.

>>16894934
this meal here kept me from shooting myself more than you know. Many times I would be depressed as all hell, just sitting on the floor of my room holding my Glock 19. I would feel hungry, and decide to drive to McDonalds at 11pm and get this exact meal. Kept me going.

>>16896370
ray a krok is a great man.
It's good to have you around anon!

>>16894934
The McRib has already arrived at my location! I had two today! wheee!

>>16894934
>300+ pounds like me
Honey?

>>16895543
320 but 6'4

>>16894934
Wrong fatso I just lost 6 pounds from having covid now i'm down to 146
They have the McRib where i'm at now, gonna get one tomorrow now that I can taste and smell a little better now

>>16894934
I got one today, guess some places started early

>>16895722
Lose weight fucker. That’s obese unless you are a powerlifter.

>>16895543
i hit exactly 300 a couple days ago. i was only 200 3 years ago

>>16894934
I fluctuate between ~195 and ~205 but 6 feet and semi muscular so I guess my weight is okay.

>>16896771
it's time to go back to the ocean to be with your family.

>>16896761
It’s obese if you are a powerlifter.

But yeah I know I need to drop

>>16895543
410+lbs here last i weighed in. i'm also 32 years old and a neet. i have no jobs, no friends, no skills, no life. don't end up like me fellow anons, there's literally no escaping the death spiral

>>16896863
if things keep going at their current pace, thats almost exactly how much ill weigh when i hit 32

>>16895992
>Mark "I got molested by my dad" Rippetoe

>>16894934
Mfw 260lbs wtf when did it all go so wrong bros I used to have a six pack and a big dick now Im just a big fatty fat fat :(

>>16895668
>the good stuff
Anon......

can we get some cute belly pics

>>16894934
>scheduling your fast food purchase down to the minute a week in advance
Unironically no trolling get help.

>>16894989
dyel.

if the mcreddit is genuinely an event for you, i urge you to headbutt a speeding train

>>16895668
Buddy, it could not be simpler to make it yourself and have it taste better without even trying. Also it's really good when you add bacon.

>>16897665
>so simple

>>16894934
>I know many of you are 300+ pounds like me
No. We're not.

Go get help, nigger. Get some therapy and see a nutritionist.

>>16897678
>Bro, just extrude your meat
It's okay to skip this step and get ground pork.

>>16896771
mirin

>>16897252
Same bro, I started quarantine at 190 and blew up to 320. I'm around 270 now and I'm still addicted to food and food delivery. Shit sucks. Being fat literally causes mood swings and lethargy--I can't wait to be out of this hell

>>16895992
I find it most ironic it's not even Rippetoe in the picture. That's Roger Estep.
Also you can go /fit/ and ask what they think about Rippetoe. Don't take diet advice from a man who says you should drink a gallon of milk per day.

>>16895543
I'm at 255 having gained 50lbs this year, but that's entirely thanks to severe stress fromy 5 month old who is dragging me into an early grave

HAZLET BROS, WHERE ARE YOU AT???

>>16897665
I would really like to see you prepare this in under 3 hours.

>>16897665
you're a fucking faggot
>>16897817
>slow cook some ribs all day
>get home, slide the bones out, add some sweet baby rays + hot sauce, pickles, pickled onions
>slop that shit on a bun

>>16897665
>it could not be simpler to make it yourself and have it taste better
The fuck kind of advice is that?
>I want to try a McRib
>Oh! Well here’s an easy way how to make not-a-McRib!

>>16897817
Get already ground pork and a bottle of your favorite bbq sauce. I don't bother with the fancy stuff like grinding the meat or making the sauce any more, it wasn't worth the effort. With those two things out of the way it's very simple thing to cook and throw together.

>>16897872
I usually get the McRib when it comes around too, but making it yourself is nice because you can make it taste better than the real thing and you never have to wait for McDeeznuts to make it available.

>>16897945
>but making it yourself is nice because you can make it taste better than the real thing
But that does zero good for someone like >>16895668 who wants to try the real thing and is unable to.

>>16897665
I’ve never had a McRib and never will. But I’d try your version. Looks good!

do americans really eat this dog food on a bun?

>>16895543
305lbs as of this morning.
I don’t give a fuck.
I‘m more worried about being 5’6”.

>>16897750
>I'm still addicted to food delivery.

Good goy, keep buying it and remaining fat and susceptible to corona, just like the government want's

>>16895772

this is why i never eat fast food. 6 bucks for a tiny piece of microwaved pork slurry

I just want to try the McRib once but they don't sell it in the UK because pork and beef are cooked seperately

>>16894934
I tried the mcrib when it came to australia a few years ago. fucking awful.
>barely any onions
>sauce basically non-existent
>'rib' was a formed, tiny, dry patty
godawful

I think McD's is shooting themselves in the foot by keeping McRib as a limited-time item. Their workers need more practice. Last time I bothered with McRibs, they fucked them up twice by adding things that aren't supposed to be there (mayo once, cheese the other time).

>>16898555
If you think they sell the mcrib on quality and consistency over scarcity I have a bridge to sell you.

>>16898425
Your post adds nothing and gives no further sting than what he already said.

Been doing back to back 72 hour fasts for the last 9 months. Have gone from 370 to 205 while crucially fixing my back pain (half the reason I got so fat to begin with). Give it a try friends and do low carb 50/50 fat protein refeeds

>>16894934
they never took them off the menu in Germany
and they're disgusting

>>16897762
>implying /fit/fags don't shill GOMAD
They're all fucking morons over there. You'd get better fitness advice from fucking /lit/.

>>16898358
How are you alive? Your density should start pulling you through the ground to the Earth's core.

>>16898555
it's called manufactured scarcity, it's how Supreme (tm) gets people to pay piles of money for their useless shit

>>16898358
I rarely comment on how others live their lives, but if you're serious about thinking 5'6" is the greater offput than your weight in social life, romance, physical ability, or general outcome of life, you're almost certainly wrong. I have some sort of life with friends who are both short, obese, or both, and obesity is the bigger detriment.

Furthermore, unless you want some height correctuon through surgery or otherwise, it's not a condition you have much control over it, so giving more concern over what is actually unlikely to change over what can be readily changed is a dead end for self improvement.

t. like half an inch taller than you, but 130-140lbs on average. At worst I was 220 in high school, and fuck me that made me feel like shit physically and mentally

>>16897809
>sighted by Lynol
expected from that part of Jersey

>>16894934
a McRib is just a square hamburger with barbeque sauce and extra liquid smoke.

>>16898739
It's not but thanks for posting anyway

>>16898746
it is, it's the exact same meat they use in their hamburgers

>>16898761
Based schitzo anon but the real redpill is that all the meat is from rats

>>16895772
imagine taking the time to photograph your food because someone on 4chan egged you into it

>>16895543
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>>16895581
>>16895722
>>16896742
Jesus, some of you guys are almost triple my weight. How do you guys even eat that much?

>>16898940
I thought it was fun. Like a 4chan adventure.

>>16898940
Cringe
>>16899515
I agree, anon. We need more posters like that.

>>16894934
4me is medium big-mac menu with cola + cheesburger

>>16899375
They train. Those guys have stomachs quadruple or so of regular size stomach Also, lack of exercises.

>>16900076
>they train
I'm so fucking sick of zoomers using "african american vernacular english"
They TOOK the TRAIN. They TOOK the BUS. They didn't "train" or "bus." FFFS

>>16900209
You're not funny. Fuck off back to redit, loser.

>>16900248
Nice comment, nigger

>>16900283
>nigger
well you sure showed him, no everyone knows that you're as cool as they come

>>16898711
But see when you become a man you need more weight density behind you.
200lbs in high school is to much but as a man at 30 my 305 lbs and 5’6” is more solid and appropriate.
I’m not worried about my weight. I can fix my height by standing on my toes slightly.
Besides most women I know want a man that isn’t scrawny like a twiggy sub 250lb kid.

>>16900385
I'm 27, so younger but considering how little I've changed since 24 beyond skills I don't think 3 more are going to be profoundly revealing.
I've only had two gfs, but I got both after losing the weight, first ended on good terms, and currently with someone I enjoy being with.

I don't care if you're being facetious btw, that's just such a tired response when being anonymous that I assume you're being earnest.

>>16900324
Nope, I'm 3 steps ahead of you. I illicit every action I intend to.

>>16900577
Fellow 27 year old rape bastard here. Honestly the worst age imaginable

>>16894934
Neat, I missed them the last time around. I occasionally like to get one and a Dr. Pepper to remind me of high school.

Lol
fatasses
like
literally
just
stop
putting so much goddamn
food in your
mouths
I am sick of looking at your blubber

the sandwich in my location is like $4.75, and the fucking fish sandwich is 4 dollars.

no thanks.

>>16900620
It gets worse.

>>16896370
This could be the basis of an awesome McDonald's commercial.

>>16894934
mcrib is already out retard

>>16898734
>Lynol
Is that even a black name? Sounds like a train

>>16900659
im not

>>16894934
Miraculously the McRib I got today was pretty good. I still prefer the rib sandwich from the gas station, tho.

>>16894934
pathetic ameripoor

>>16901022
obsessed eurofag

>>16895668
McRib is year-round in Germany. It tastes like dog dick

>>16901013
Fuckin read this in his voice

>>16901028
>everyone that insults me is a yuro
stop being obsessed with daddy little piggy

>>16900590
u suck. i hope u choke on rancid lunchmeat and die while you are alone in your apartment.

>>16901034
>it tastes like dog dick
That's very specific flavor, anon...care to share?

Should I?

>>16898648
post body

First McShills thread of the Euro day or third of the US day? Trick question, shills are *Chinese* slaves!

>>16894934
I never had a mcrib before. Should I order one?

>>16898627
Just started a 48 hour fast and this is my second refeed. Before that I was doing OMAD with an eating window of 3-4 hours.

>>16894934

Regardless of how it tastes, its an overhyped piece of crap. Really isn't worth more than $2.60 yet they charge like 4.75 for it here.

>>16902302
>I never had a mcrib before. Should I order one?

Get the McApp and it should let you get a large fry with your purchase.

>>16897766
>stress fromy 5 month old
If you think it's bad now just wait till it can walk/talk and get into shit. I busted my 5 year old's ass the other day because I told him to get off of Roblox and come eat dinner and he yelled "fuck off noob" across the house in front of my mother in law

I weigh 396 pounds but I am also 6ft6 tall.

>>16895543
350 here and I don't care
I don't bother with the McRib because you can get two boxes of pic-related in the oven at the same time, two 6-packs of those there "sub rolls", a large onion, a jar of dill pickle slices, a bottle or Kraft Bullseye BBQ, and butter for toasting the buns. I like Minverva Dairy's 85% butterfat butter. It's a good toasting butter. That there is some fine eating.

>>16894934
I once saw someone dressed as ronald mcdonald give blowjobs behind a mcdonalds dumpster
TALK ABOUT BRAND LOYALTY!

>>16895543
I'm super underweight. I browse this board when I feel hungry and seeing the food pictures satisfies me so I dont need to eat. Im also poor

>>16898761
Stop being a retard please

>>16902528
ogey anon ill probably buy it tomorrow cause I have leftovers today. but ill post my review then
>>16902744
me too

>>16902739
I bet you always thought differently about your dad after that didn't you?

>whole life thought of myself as “white trash”
>go to McDonald’s and order McRib after /ck/ praised it
>tasted like shit

Ate 1/4th and threw the rest out. Luckily I had also got my regular quarter pounder.

>>16895992
Shit i only weigh a little less than 125

>>16903878
how tall are you?

>>16898358
Holy shit, how didn't you turn into a black hole yet?

>>16896742
I'm 6'4 and 240 and feel really fat. I can't imagine gaining 80 lbs.

>>16895772
>$4.99
Outrageous. I balked when it was$3.99. The price gets higher every year.

>>16897762
>Don't take diet advice from a man who says you should drink a gallon of milk per day.
It's a solid diet if your goal is to gain mass while lifting. GOMAD isn't a cutting or long term diet plan you dipstick.

>>16902732
Based fatass. Very sophisticated

I have never had a mcrib in my life, what am I missing?

>>16895543
im 330

>>16904062
i'm guessing heterosexual sex

>>16903966
5’10

>>16904109
dude how thick are your legs post legs now

>>16904245
Im not doin that. (They thick tho)

>>16896876
i know mark from his 2nd edition days. When did he say this?

>>16904267
i mean your calves. like they probably are rail thin at that weight.

>>16895581
facts

>>16904082
Nah I have that pretty often, not sure what it has to do with mcribs tho

>>16894943
>t. tastelet from birth
so sad