/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I'll take a blonde nurse and a paddle please

chocolate shake with whipped cream vodka

i dont like hamburgers.

>>16890878
At 300lbs, I hit that point where I have that stupid band of fat over my guts that prevents me from gorging and overeating. As much as I'd really love the novelty of ordering an octuple bypass, I'd probably order a double with bacon and fries, plus a chocolate shake.
Problem is it would take me nearly a fucking hour to down without puking it all up halfway through.

I envy the fatfucks who somehow manage to retain their gorging abilities well into their obesity. I'll probably never hit the mythical 350lbs at this rate.

>>16890932
So a coronary dog?

>>16890957
who would literally ever intentionally imbibe that much hot steamed bologna?

>>16890932
What don't you like about hamburgers

>>16890878
>CASH ONLY
I ain't ordering shit

>>16890878
Six dollars for a milkshake? What? Do they put bourbon in it?

>>16890980
The prices are worked out so everything can be paid with small bills. It's Vegas, so there's ATMs every other block (though finding a fee-free ATM is pretty much fucking impossible).

>>16890983
They're made with full butterfat cream and come topped with vodka-infused whipped cream.

>>16890983
Wonder what they call it in Paris

>>16890878
Single bypass
anything more than 2 patties is not really satisfying.

>>16890878
single bypass with bacon
fries
chocolate shake

>>16890878
A can of Dr Pepper

Why do we need one of these threads every week?

>>16891058
Some people treat this website as a substitute for having a social life. Making threads with replie is the surrogate feeling for starting an actual conversation between people, even if it is the same thread with the same replies over and over again.
Or you can imagine there's shills here.

>>16891080
>Some people treat this website as a substitute for having a social life.

Thats what I and 90% of this website do

>>16890878
Single bypass burger with some flatliner fries.
Ah, what the heck, might as well splurge and go overboard. Give me five bacon slices on that single bypass, and I'll take some onion rings and a dark nurse beer as well, please.

>>16891080
Sad. I just come here to laugh, and call Europeans fags.

bump

>>16890878
Octuple + bacon no bun

>>16892365
ur a fat fuck

>>16890878
Those little characters for the drinks are adorable.
I'll have a single with a bald doctor.

>>16892506
For you.

>>16890878
Octuple and Chili Cheese Flatliner Fries

Double bypass with bacon and a paddle

>>16891126
that's still a huge meal
it's exactly what i ordered when i was in vegas, and i hadn't eaten all day, i was also beyond hammered. i'm not a burger tho.
felt weird not finishing my food in 10 minutes while surrounded by swarthy american food shoveling UNITS.

>>16890878
Single bypass with bacon, chili cheese flatliner fries, and a blonde nurse.
>>16891058
A restraunt that overtly tries to kill its customers by selling unhealthy food is an interesting concept and merits discussion.

>>16890878
double bypass with bacon slices, flatliner fries, blonde nurse, vanilla shake no whip

rate my order

>>16893282
0/10

>>16890988
I mean my bank returns my ATM Fee's back at the end of the month so its not a problem for me.

>>16890878
Double bypass with bacon, an onion rings and a blonde nurse. I don't think I'd be able to finish it.

>>16890878
Chili cheese fries, but hold the chili. Assuming the cheese sauce is Taco Bell tier, I just want cheese fries.
Then vanilla ice cream, assuming it’s soft serve style in a sugar cone. Hold the vodka thanks.

>>16890878
The prices are actually stunningly low. Competitive with fast food even, and the portions here are far bigger. It also appears they use more expensive ingredients. This place is a bargain, what's the catch?
I know they say it will kill you, but every other greasy burger joint will equally kill you. For a tourist trap with entertainment, why don't they charge more?

>>16893438
Think this is a pretty old image

>>16890878
>>16893438
>>16893450
Here's the latest menu from a google review picture taken this month. I couldn't find it any bigger.

>>16890878
I dont like hamburgers too if it tastes dry and bad. I only like very few hamburger restaurants.

I would probably get the chilicheese fries but thats probably recycled burger meat so maybe nothing. Maybe a single bypass no onions.

Not sure if im interested

>>16893469
I might try the jalapeno poppers if its with bluecheese. With ranch nah.

>>16893469
Their prices are pretty bizarre.
$5 for a can of PBR
$30 for 8 bacon cheeseburgers

>>16893522
Beer is always overpriced in restaurants, partly due to liquor laws and partly because they can get away with it.

>>16890878
Been there and ate it.

food gave me the fucking runs when I was done, and wasn't that good from the start.

but that restaurant and the artwork inside are based lol

I'll take the water please

Double bypass and a red nurse

Double+bacon and poppers. Blonde nurse and jello shot

>>16890878
Coronary Dog with cheese
single bypass burger
Ice Cream Float
Dark Nurse
Vanilla with whipped cream vodka

>>16890878
Penis pot pie

>>16893469
>Plus 8.38% tax for our wasteful pathetic Government to squander
based and true

>>16891058
1 of these a week is better than 15 youtube "chef" threads a day. Cope fag boi

>>16890878
I'll take a black nurse with ranch dressing
I will not be requiring silverware

>>16890878
single bypass burger with fries, onion rings and the red nurse

>>16891058
>one of these threads every week?
There’s like 4 “lets look at a menu and all RP like we’re ordering from X restaurant” threads right now.

>>16890878
>alcohol
>pork
Not for me

>>16896254
they really know how to market to their target audience

>>16896306
I swear, they're getting posted nonstop now.

>>16890980
>Giving your profits away for stupid credit card rewards

>>16893412
>returns my ATM Fee's back at the end of the month
What bank

one smile, please.

>>16890878
$10 for a single patty burger!?!?!??!?! Ill just wait until i turn 351 years old and get it for free

>>16890878
I can’t help but feel like if I wanted to gorge in Vegas I could get larger amounts of better food and drink for, generally, less money. Certainly more interesting food, nonetheless.

>>16892506
He said no bun so I doubt it