/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16880279
past the age of like 27, frozen zas just dont do it for me anymore, same with all frozen food barring some marie calenders shit

i make one myself(super easy if you have a pan that can withstand a broiler) or pay up for takeout za

Frozen pizzas are a part of Germany's modern plan to destroy Europe. Prove me wrong.

>>16880312
>texas is now budapest
unironically what did they mean by this?

>>16880318
If the maygars aren't allowed to have Hungary, they'll have to go somewhere.

>>16880291
that's first world problems

>>16880279
do mutts really?

>>16880279
usa

>>16880291
what if froz'zah is really good quality?

Rigga > Guseppe

>>16880341
i usually get red barons because its the cheapest. but i like digiornos best.

>>16880378
this
based choice

>>16880279
For me, it's Ristorante.

>>16880291
tell me ur pizza recipe

Wait. Now Europeans are bragging about having frozen pizza? Wow. This is amazing.

>>16880336
Germans yeah

>>16880378
never seen it in my city

>>16880327
we already have too many mexicans though

>>16880406
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9TjUWnAK0cg

>>16880410
>pizza-burger-hotdog
what in the fuck how do germans out america, americans?
>>16880279
picrel is best too bad its discontinued
why do they give us great things only to snatch them away bros?

>>16880465
do you use all purpose or bread flour? and do you use milk or water?

i always use water and all purpose and my pizza bread always just tastes like a handful of flour. its missing that deep yeasty essence i find in pizza places.

This Dr. Oetker is proving to be a most sinister fellow.

>>16880483
all purpose and milk

>>16880497
how does your dough taste?

>>16880500
good, i also put some garlic powder in it

>>16880505
can i come over to your house to taste test your pizza?

>>16880505
what yeast do u use

if were going full meme. has anyone ever had this? shame i cant try it anymore

For me, it's these bad boys. Yes I live alone.

>>16880527
my ex tried it and they said it was gross.

>>16880279
i prefer crispy inside and soft outside

>>16880527
jesus fucking christ
peak /ck

>>16880410
Saving this for next time a kraut gets a little too uppity

>>16880394
Based, but wrong flavor nigga.

>>16880939
too hot

>>16880534
do you microwave them, anon? be honest

>>16880527
I did, it was trash

>>16880378
I can't explain it but the artwork on the box looks cozy

>>16880279
It's the fun of it, you'll never outdo one of our tomb stones, we jazz it up a bit and you fucking foreingers suck ass right up to taking our foreign aid money like the suckers that you are.

this is the KING of frozen ZA.
i have tried them all.
everyone sleeps on this.

>>16881525
I have to disagree, you get one of these tombstones frozen then break it up for everyone and put toppings on it and then everyone is happy.

>>16881537
... for a buck or two each for a pizza then everyone can be a happy camper.
To me you're a bunch of complaining wankers !

>>16880279
Nigga we got the Mother of Meat! Keep your balogna and canned mushrooms.

>>16880279
pizza rolls you fat fucks

>>16880279
Don't get many (good) choices where I'm at, but this and Crosta & Mollica's range have always been nice.

>>16881744
The reddit pizza

well.............

>>16880279

cant believe no one has posted the GOAT yet

>>16880331
no, first world problems is deciding what horrible frozen pizza you should buy from the 30 brands on the shelf. making your own pizza is old school, and is still the best way to do it.

>>16880279
>>16880291
>>16881525
Stop saying "zah" you fucking goblins. I know eating that shit has probably turned you into a true Amerifat but try to maintain at least a shred of decency.

>>16880291
>marie calenders shit
Sara Lee should be included in that

>>16880394
>>16880939
Both wrong flavour

>>16882718
If you don't like the rules in this little boys' club just go start your own.

>>16882736
*is oily as fuck*

Thanks anons, this bread reminded to break up my tombstone into parts. I break one up into parts separated by wax paper so I pull a slice or two, here and there.

This one is a spooky tombstone, it's full on flavor and says so on the cover.

https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.oetker.ro%2Foetker.ro%2Fpackshot%2Fimage-thumb__116860__ImageSize%2FFeliciana%2520Salame%2520e%2520Chorizo.png&f=1&nofb=1 There are better ones here but are tied to certain supermarkets

f**k

>>16882845
What's your point? And look and your sloppy url, at least try.

>>16882852
You might want to try that dubious looking url yourself before posting it here because you know that at least one of us will call you out on it especially if not anon. Now piss off.

>>16882871
Ive made mistake ok??

>>16880394
>>16880939
>>16882736
BASED Dr Otekter. he was SS during the war of Jew aggression. i like to make two of these and whack cheese in the middle and make
tasty triangle sammiches.

>>16880527
I did, it wasnt that bad but its so sweet its more like a cake

>>16882960
no

>>16883010
Like a layer cake?
See the brits in action with that good movie.
As critical as I am that was damn good.
"spot on" in British term.
xxxx would have done it but he fucked with someone elses girl, and that'll get you fucked.

>>16880410
pizzaburger sounds disgusting desu
what a horrible spin on a true classic

>>16880394
>>16880939
>>16882412
>>16882436
>>16882736
>>16883000
These images trigger my PTSD. This was 90% of what I ate when I was a student in Germany. I can never eat Ristorante ever again. Germany is such an awful place.

>>16883539
>These images trigger my PTSD. This was 90% of what I ate when I was a student in Germany. I can never eat Ristorante ever again. Germany is such an awful place.
my ex loved ristorante. I have no idea why. Maybe he just loved coming to CK.

>>16880279
Someone please explain why you'd buy a frozen pizza? You can buy premade crust and sauce packs and easily make a pizza twice as good at them for about 5 minutes of extra work (spreading sauce & throwing toppings on) and way better tasting with fresh toppings.

Been doing it this way for years.

>>16883600
>Underrated opinion
Its simple but for people who acctualy didnt done that before it looks complicated.

>>16883600
>You can buy premade crust
premade crust tastes meh.

And whevner I try to make my own crust it tastes worse.

>>16880472
That was absolutely the best and I ate a lot of it. Weirdly glad I did. I just want piping hot marinara in the bread, bros.

>>16880279
I've finally found my favorite piza after so many years of shit and then eating red baron I went to aldi to try this on a whim and fell in love with it. my problem was too much sauce and cheese- I like thin pizza and this hits the spot perfectly

>>16883543
Tits.
Timestamp.
Now.

>>16883986
>asking a homosexual for titpics

>>16883600
Or you can just order a pizza for a few dollars more.

>>16883637
Yeah, and then I'm either paying a delivery surcharge and a tip for the driver. Or I have to leave the house to drive and go get it. Fuck both of those, chop up some toppings and throw it in the over.

>>16883986
No
>>16884026
im not a homo

>>16884114
yeah I prefer making my own over delivery+tips

>>16884141
>larping as a woman on the food and cooking board of an anime website
Gay.

>>16884154
tbfrank you sound like a woman.

>>16884157
Sadly, this is the internet.

>>16884162
The internet is usually the best place for erping anon.

I'd love to take my pizza and smother it on your face.

>>16880279
Frozen pizza tastes like garbage, stop wasting your money idiot

>>16884177
any tips for good tasting pizza dough?

>>16882121
You would know. Fuck off, loser.

Where my Lotzza Motzza chads @?

>>16884141
ass pics?

>>16884285
what the fuck is wrong with you CK coomers

>>16884298
Louis CK is a faggot cuck who jerks off in front of women because, he feels, that if a woman sees his dick that makes it real, so fuck you if thats what you meant.
If you meant to call me a /ck/ coomer than that's just how I do? Now send us pics of your asshole, thot

>>16880527
italian writing so you know it's classy and authentic.

>>16880279
This tasty skurwysyn mogs Giuseppe in every possible way. More calories, more pie, more sodium benzoasate for half the price. This could be the final solution of African famines. After the Great Reset we are gonna be assigned one of these by the world government as our daily food ration.

>>16881479
Yes.

>>16884344
>thot
Once again, this is obviously a homosexual man that you're demanding pictures of.

>>16880279
die

>>16880279
For me its 4chan pizza

>>16880341
>ace pilot so badass that after being shot through the heart, lungs, making a crash landing, and dying; retired to provide some of the best inexpensive pizza

>>16885297
>For me its 4chan pizza
Hope you enjoy the special sauce

>>16885419
>Blue eyes
>White
I know a company about to get a diversity wake-up call...its 2021...wtf is this a dragon from a card game?

>>16880279
>'zah
Everyone hates you

>>16885425
Too late.

>>16885437
>WHITE
STOP THIS SHIT

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>>16880378
my rigga

>>16880279
There is no other correct answer

>>16886177
>expired acidic salami
I'll pass

>>16880410
that’s the worst thing to ever happen in Germany. What the Hell happened to you guys?

>>16883000
This looks like something made for people with severe health conditions that can’t eat normal food without dying.

>>16883600
There’s nothing to get. It’s premise and freezer food has a long shelf life. Why are you autistic?

never had a "rising crust" frozen pizza that wasn't shit. i'm not really that big on thin crust from a restaurant but its the only passable form of frozen people. cannot believe people actually buy fucking digornio or freschetta

Screaming Sicilian is pretty good

>>16886262
Just pretty good? I gotta have at least 1 a week to cram up my ass.

>>16880279
lmao this shit looks like playdoh

>>16886185
More for me then fren:)

>>16886177
I tried that because someone swore it was the best. The crust is like literal cardboard and plays the role by tasting the same. Not to mention the cheese and sauce are almost flavorless. I don't know how you can stomach that dude, even school cafeteria pizza outshines that shit.

>>16886185
How do u know its expired?

>>16884818
Tak naprawdę, to jest to samo co Giuseppe. Tylko tańsze, bo nie płacisz za markę.
T. In reality, it is the same thing as Giuseppe. Only cheaper, as you don't pay for the brand.

>>16881525
gluten free based

>>16880378
I used to eat Rigga back when it was simply wrapped in see-through foil with a sticker on it. It was very fucking good, for a frozen 'za, of course.

>>16886423
it always is on american frozen zahs

Unironically Screamin Sicilian and Outsiders Detroit style pizza

>>16880410
Get rid of the pickles and I would eat it.

>>16886739
Really cookbro? i always thought the frozen makes it ok


But I eat it anyway and feel fine usually tastes not much different.

>>16886739
I will admit though there is a frozen pizza in costco that comes in little pizza packs of mini whole pizza pies. That pepperoni tastes so bad and always gives me diarrhea after I eat it and very bad smelling poop.

>>16880379
>but i like digiornos best.
last time i bought a stuffed crust digiornos za and it was half the size they used to be and was fucking foul.

>>16888160
>last time i bought a stuffed crust digiornos za
I hate the stuff crust ones though. The only ones I get are the rising crust ones.

For me it's Wild Mike's

>>16880279
you want to know how i know you are a total fag? you use words like 'zah and amerimutts on the internet. who in your relationship is the top and the bottom?

>>16880318
No really though, what the fuck does that mean

Unbiased review incoming...…It's a 10

>>16888288
>Unbiased review incoming...…It's a 10
where do u get it from?

>>16888290
Right now you can only get them at Walmart unfortunately.

>>16888312
>Right now you can only get them at Walmart unfortunately.
sounds intersitng anon maybe might stop by for some

>>16880279
>Guseppe
that's a non existent italian word
there's "Giuseppe" with an "i' which is an italian first name (the italian version of Joseph)

>>16888288
WHAT ARE THE RULES?!

>>16888398
did you know "ian" is the scottish spelling of john

>>16888288
>product of canada

Wait what? I thought this was only US? I wanna try this

>>16888421
EVERYBODY KNOWS THE RULES!

>>16884528
We unironically eat pizza with nutella
t. italian

>>16886422
>I don't know how you can stomach that dude
it helps to be blackout drunk

>>16880410
I've tried the Pizza Burgers, they weren't great. Too much dough for toppings and the consistency of the dough was too fluffy

>>16886422
>I tried that because someone swore it was the best. The crust is like literal cardboard and plays the role by tasting the same. Not to mention the cheese and sauce are almost flavorless. I don't know how you can stomach that dude, even school cafeteria pizza outshines that shit.
I had it before and it wasn't too bad. Yes it tasted like cardboard but I was happy cause it only cost like $2.

>>16888819
its not too bad

>>16888829
its also not too good

>>16888863
ITSS NOT BAD THOUGH ANON! its $2 pizza

for the convenience I say its alright.

you sound cute too anon.

>>16888887
>you sound cute too anon
are we still talking about jacks pizza?
i had a roommate in college that literally lived on keystone and jacks and haven't been able to look at them the same way since

>>16888914
No I am talking about you. I think you are cute.

>>16888924

>>16880279
Pic related is god-tier

Kirkland Signature. It's the highest quality you can get. I spice it up even more by adding more pepperoni, cheese, italian sausage.

I've been all around the world, from London to the bay and I have only once had a better pizza in my life and that was in Chicago at a Giordanos.

>>16880394
This shit was what i had most often in my teenage years. always topped with serrano ham.

Mama Celeste or nothing. Put it on a rack and use a torch along the bottom mostly and finish at the top. Only takes a minute. Crispy deliciousness.

Why not just fucking order a normal pizza? I dont get it.

>>16889184
because most order pizzas are uncooked dough with a shitload of really cheap saturated fats.

>>16888745
And so do I

>>16889209
false

>>16889209
Mybe if you live in uganda

>>16889184
Let's see for a moment you raging idiot...

I can make a pizza at home in 12-15 minutes. I could also drive to some diner who makes bland pizza which is 25 minutes away ONE WAY. Gas money, bad weather all contribute to why it's fucking retarded to order a pizza and go get it.

Pay someone extra plus tip to deliver it to me? Ok... MORE FUCKING MONEY. Some kid fucks with your pizza? OH WELL! Oh? You live outside the delivery area? TOUGH LUCK!

I swear to airwolfing god people are so fucking asinine. Maybe airwolfing clueless. Maybe just trolling.

>>16889241
>I can make a pizza at home in 12-15 minutes. I could also drive to some diner who makes bland pizza which is 25 minutes away ONE WAY. Gas money, bad weather all contribute to why it's fucking retarded to order a pizza and go get it.
how the hell do you make it in 15 minutes fren. Dough takes like 4 hours to rise minimum and proof.

>>16889245
My frozen thin crust (which is what I normally eat) is about 15 minutes if I recall at 425 I think? Not gonna go down to my freezers and check right now.

But yeah, it will be longer if you have a larger pizza. Also longer for the pizza place and delivery so best just do it yourself.

>>16889241
So you are not only poor but also live in some shithole like detroit? Also you are talking about making your own pizza in the frozen pizza thread, is it because of your low intelligence? Im pretty sure thats the reason

>>16889264
Oh right, your just trolling. Well, have fun.
I guess it's fun to do that stuff here and post off topic crummy anime.

>>16889209
>>16889241
There is no way you are not exaggerating to make your points valid

>>16889277
One wasn't me. I have no idea if dough comes undercooked because I always make my own from frozen.

>>16880279
I am a simple man.

>>16889295
>Can't support canada. Your king did blackface.

>>16889303
Sorry about making you seethe, I hope you can muster enough courage to come enjoy our frozen pizzas someday.

>>16880291
yep. the cheese and sauce consistency, the meh flavor... shit texture and baking result between these frozen 'zas feels formulaic. you cannot beat any other fresh 'za at this point.

>>16889351
I don't support people who support blacks. No thank you.

>>16880279
why is it spelled that way ?
its meant to be spelled like pic

i recently had one and its crust is a bit sweeter then >>16889295

also delissios changed their box art and recipe last year and now it barely rises like it's supposed to so its less filling then it used to be

I sometimes wish I could order a frozen pizza at a restaurant while I am in town so I don't have to bake it at home.

I like to spice frozen pizzas up with broccoli, beets, carrots and potato chunks before I put it in the oven.

>>16881525
I liked the flavor but it was incredibly salty. Like more so than any other frozen pizza. I ate half and got a headache.

>>16889606
Just dilute it down with water. Get out your spray water bottle.

>>16888398
>>16889478
Gs are always hard in Polish, so spelling it as "Giuseppe" would lead to a very weird pronunciation. They spell it as "Guseppe" to keep the product's foreign-sounding Italian-ish name.

>>16884141
You know the rules, there's no women on the internet. You either pretend to be a man, or if you want the unfair advantage of getting attention for being a woman you need to post tits and timestamp. Just the rules, bro, it's only fair for everyone.

>>16889637
You shouldn't ask for that. What if she was some 16+ year old geriatric hag?

I'm surprised nobody's posted these yet. They're the only frozen pizza I buy. I load it up with more seasonings too, and bake it hard and crispy. I add fresh garlic, smoked paprika, thyme and oregano, curry powder, cayenne, onion powder, and fresh black pepper. Cut it into 8 strips, it's the perfect late night snack when gaming all night with the bros.

>>16889663
Fuck, forgot pic

>>16889665
u tried

>>16889647
>you must be 18+ to post

>>16880410
do americans really?

>>16889671
I just prefer kids.

>>16889637
you sound like a dumb sussy smelly baka

I wish they had pizza in a can you could just spread over toast.

>>16880341
I miss the lesbo especially at the ad that hinted of lesbo cunnilingus in exchange for pizza

>>16890233
I did not know that red baron was the lesbo's choice of pizza.

Now whenever I go buy red barons I look like a lesbian?

>>16890299
Yes this is common knowledge

>>16890305
holy shit I must have been signaling to other women that I am a lesbo. That must be why the cashier lady gave me such a seductive stare. I'm a virgin lesbian after all, I am new to all of this.

>>16890312
I need this thread alive why is it dying

>>16890233
>>16890299
>>16890305
>>16890312
Pizza makes lesbians whoreny everybody knows that

>>16892062
That must be why my high school crush loved to eat pizza. i had a sneaking suspicion she was a lesbian but I had no idea. Now it all makes sense the signs were all there. She liked me back but I was too much of a scrub to say anything. If I were to meet her again i would still be to scared to say anything.

>>16892078
Tell her you have some Red Baron pizza in your fridge and invite her over for dinner. That is code for “come on over and we’ll have lesbian sex”

>>16892115
Anon thats too lewd! I would be much to embarrassed to say such a thing! What if she does not want to eat red barons pizza with me.

>>16880821
based

>>16886209
i know what you mean

>>16880279
Non-Norwegians need not apply

>>16893360
If she says she doesn’t want to eat Red Baron pizza with you that means she’s not interested in having lesbian sex with you but I suppose you could still be friends.

As far as other girls, if you want to send out signals to other girls that you want lesbian sex wear a Red Baron pizza jacket that lets those lesbos in the know know you are interested. Good luck.