/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16885426
yes publix is the best grocery store i've ever been to. ate their subs or fried chicken 3-4 times a week for 2 years when I was next to walking distance to one

Better than Wegman's? I dunno

>>16885447
Wegmans is overrated overpriced New Yo*ker mediocrity

>>16885426
never lived near one, what makes publix so good?

im stuck with aldi, kroger, and fucking walmart here in texas

>>16885463
Are u a lamp manufacturer in Himalaya?

>>16885463
In my experience wegmans in cities suck ass and the enormous 24hr wegmans in the middle of fucking nowhere directly across from Walmart super centers and outcompeting them are fucking great grocery stores.

What big American supermarkets are there? Never been out of New york so all i know is walmart sams club dollar store and a small aldi

>>16885463
Wegman's in the middle of nowhere is only good because there's no other options. I go to Wegman's because it's the only place near my bumfuck town that occasionally sells bean sprouts and bok choy, plus it's got British-style beans with tomato sauce instead of maple sugar. None of those items would be rare in a city.

>>16885519
meant to reply to >>16885487

>>16885467
Aldi isn't bad tho

>>16885530
big issue with aldi is they just straight up dont have some things, like parmesian cheese

>>16885426
Welcome to the club, get the mojo pork when it's on special.
You're welcome.

>>16885467
customer service + bogos + boars head deli + tender subs

>>16885548
All delis are supplied by boars head.

>>16885548
they don't really hire horribly ugly girls either

>>16885426
They're pretty good, but their in-house branded stuff is kind of mediocre.

>>16885552
yeah all publix ones, been to plenty of delis that dont serve boars head

>>16885553
theres an asian girl at kroger that checks my ID at the self checkout, man i would fuck her brains out

>>16885552
I wish

>>16885467
The stores are immaculately clean. All the isles and different departments are logically laid out for efficient shopping. The percentage of the people that work there who actually give af is higher than any other grocer. They have the best bakery, deli and meat department. There is a high concentration of qts working/shopping there. It is literal grocery heaven and I am currently stuck in a state without one. Kroger is an absolute shithole, save for their dairy. Walmart and Aldi are the only other options.
Pray for me bros.

>>16885511
>Never been out of New york

Literally how?

>>16885426
Where in Florida? Hope it's Pensacola.

>>16885706
Miami, fren. How badly did I fuck up?

>>16885463
I have both Wegmans and Publix in my city and except for certain specialty items at Wegmans, Publix is a fair bit pricier

>>16885709
Pretty bad but, hey you got your foot in the door. Explore the state.

Yeah Publix is great but I don’t know if it’s much better than Vons.

>>16885426
Fuck I miss publix bro. I miss the bakery. I miss their pickles. I miss the cuban sub. I miss the publix brand pop tarts. I miss the uniform and colors. I miss the rich white milfs pushing their carts. I miss how clean the store was

>>16885790
Save the poetry for your blog

>>16885709
Fun fact: Miami gets their water from an aquifer so if sea levels they won’t have fresh drinking water.

It’s also a pretentious self-absorbed cultural waste land.

The Keys are nice though.

GROCERY STORE TIER LIST(official)

S Tier
>HEB

A+ Tier
>Wegmans

A Tier
>Lidl
>Publix
>Whole Foods

B Tier
>Aldi

C Tier
>Kroger
>Walmart

H-mart is great for asian shit

>>16885709
No idea. Looks wild, probably a good time. Florida is a nice state, and if it was a penis Miami is the head. So live that life.

For me, it’s Ingle’s

>>16885830
What about R-Rulers anon?

>>16885836
Good for produce. Great store. The Super H-Mart in Arlington Texas is also one of the better restaurants I know of.

>>16885467
No H‑E‑B bro?

>>16885848
No clue but it says it's owned by Kroger so I'm doubtful. Making a tier list is complicated because of varying metrics of price/quality/variety/culture.

>>16885790
>I miss the rich white milfs pushing their carts.

That's the best part, m8. Come home.

Supervalu
Aldi

miss u

Publix is super comfy and has by far the best supermarket food I've ever had, but it's also really overpriced

>>16885734
Where shopping is a privilege.

Whenever the tendie subs are on sale it's a coinflip if you'll get one depending on what time of day it is. The lines can sometimes get ridiculous and if enough of the people are getting 2 or more sandwiches made then you're not getting one.

>>16885846
I grew up in and currently live in western NC, so Ingles has been the standard for most of my life. Not bad, especially the newer stores with the full delis. They've still got some older stores here and there that are pretty bare bones though.

>>16885426
Get the fuck out you fucking yankee carpetbagging NIGGER you are not wanted here go the fuck back with your fucking reddit pseudo-assimilation you bitch fuck you GO BACK

>>16885586
This is accurate. I'm moving back home from grad school next June and my campus is currently right next to a Publix. I will miss Publix, Publix qts, and Publix deli with all my being. Pray 4 me bros

>>16886690
Addendum: the Publix deli fried catfish, fried okra, and other miscellaneous items are pretty shit though

Incidentally, the Publix fried chicken is elder God tier.

>>16885519
yeah, exactly. all the foods I would want but I get to live in a serene country environment. sign me up. I don't know how they do it. I want to live on a secluded 20 acre plot and I don't want to buy my groceries at a walmart or dollar tree or gas station.

>>16886686
Holy seethe batman!

>>16885426
>try publix
>it is shit
>go back to harris teeter for peak elite

>>16885568
>man i would fuck her brains out
Then why don't you? If you're white then it's almost guaranteed.

>>16885836
>>16885850

Hows the frozen raw chicken there? Costco and whole foods taste meh in my area. Costco always give me diarrhea too.

>>16885830
Add costco to c tier or lower

>>16885706
Hello fellow Pensacola fren. I grew up here but I wouldn’t recommend moving into Pensacola proper.

>Publix gets a social media division
>These threads started popping up the month after

>>16888025
I’ve seen Publix threads for years you gay boy

>>16887139
>non-floridian detected

>>16885426
>Visit florida for vacation
>Get something from Publix
>It's shit.
>Friend moves to Florida
>Constantly complains Publix is shit
>Family moves to Florida
>"Oh, just don't go to that Publix place"

Why do the people I love keep moving to Florida?

>>16888070
This has NEVER happened lmfao. What’d they get? Oh it’s just a fake story

Just in case you other posters get any ideas, we're full by the way. Sorry, not accepting anyone new. You wouldn't like it here anyway. Whatever you want in a state we're the exact opposite of that so just stay home and out of my publix please and thank you.

>>16888083
How much do they pay you?

>>16888083
It was almost universally complaints about the ready to eat deli shit. The bread was dry and the meat was low quality, etc.

Even as a foreigner I loved Publix. Will be sure to try their subs if I make it back again.

>>16885426
Every time I go to Publix it's filled to the brim with black people
It's dead center of a neighborhood with 1,000,000 dollar homes in it so wtf are they bussing them in?
For that reason alone I'll stick to my local Harris teeter

>>16888145
I’m a Publix fanboy, no payment necessary. Sorry your shitty grocer doesn’t inspire undying fealty, can’t say I know how that feels

>>16886686
Hmm, nah. I think I’m staying ;^)

>>16885426
lmao at amerifags discussing where they buy their same overprocessed corn syrup shit week after week like there's a difference.

>>16888462
Publix has a great produce section homo. They even have a stand where they give kids free bananas

Why does PubGOAT make yankee faggots seethe?

>>16885426
>just got back from Publix
>$1.74 for a singe red bell pepper

i work for publix AMA

>>16889246
Biden's America.

>>16885426
Based. 772 Checking in

>>16885543
With chipotle gouda boars head

>>16885426
I prefer self checkout and not paying an extra $1.50 per item
I worked there for 7 months, it's insane how much they want you to do the customer service aspect. I know when I shop, I just want people to stay out of my way so I can just get my stuff. I got to know which customers would like to say hi, I knew which ones would ignore me, but they still wanted me to bother the one who never acknowledged me. I did everything right, but because I got three out of five on greeting customers within ten feet of me, I didn't get a raise

>>16885709
Find a nice Colombian girl and learn to deal with the crazy. Most exquisite pussy on this Earth and they actually will take care of you like a woman should. Fuck em real good and 80% of the crazy goes away

>>16889292
1406 BEST STORE!!!!!!!!!

>>16886705
Spicy fried wings are ancient alien god tier.

Protip order them in advance and they will fry them fresh

>>16889301
thats deff not why you didnt get a raise lol, you were probably a terrible worker

i knew a guy (got fired) who even got .25 on his eval even though he got the lowest score possible

>>16885426
i was born in florida
their subs are top tier for lunch and so is the hot chicken and wings
that said their inhouse brand has tanked in quality through the years and their prices are exorbitantly through the roof just because they manage to mop their floors couple times a week and work their bag boys like slaves
unless they have a buy one get one 50% or bogo on something, the price is high as shit for a Florida supermarket
t. live in FTL-MIA Metro area

>>16885709
70% of that city's population is Hispanic so I hope you're fluent in Spanish.

>>16888147
I have read a lot of lies on the internet in my life but this one is the most ambitious.

>>16886705
ask for them fresh, theyre bomb as fuck it only takes 5 minutes if theres nothing in the fryers
>>16889318
not entirely true, specially ask for a fresh box or they might just get one from the self serve case
>>16889320
they mop and scrub every single night, go to harris teeter if you think their expensive, publix cost about as much as windixie

>>16889190
Because they are raised to think they are the elite of the country so any solid evidence contrary to that moronic facade threatens the very core of their egos

>>16885830
Where's Ample or Metro?

>>16886686
Based real Florida Chad. Fuck New York, fuck Massachusetts, fuck Pennsylvania, fuck Ohio, fuck Minnesota, fuck Wisconsin, fuck New Jersey, fuck Maine, fuck Georgia even. All of you, fuck off and die and stay the fuck out of Florida. You all come down, shit everything up and then insist that your states are better, despite the fact that you ran from them, and that le Florida man meme is true, when it's mostly you fucking faggots doing the retarded and crazy shit. Fuck you all, seriously. My home town of Wesley chapel was a beautiful swamp, and now it's just fucking (((luxury))) apartments and shopping plazas and kike yorkers.

>>16889366
mate I hate to tell you but I grew up in Coral Springs which was just another rundown suburb of Ft. Lauderdale and now it's the same shit
Any suburb on the outskirts of a metro area (in your case, Tampa, which extra sucks) is destined for gentrification from northern cucks. Our best hope is hurricanes wipe them out at this point

>>16889366
I won't go to Boca with my carry because I'm afraid those nasally Jew York accents will trigger me

>>16889378
man and I thought us texasfags had it bad with all the commiefornia refugees.

>>16889375
It's the worst. Completely destroyed a simple way of life, and for what? To be colonized by kikes? God fucking damn it. We raised chickens and goats and grew all of our own fruits and vegetables, we were self sufficient.

>>16889385
Florida has been getting raped by northern developers for over 40 years

>>16889385
I lived in Dallas and Austin, man I love Texas too. For me though I just love latin american women too much. Mexicanas are nice but Colombianas are so much better.

>>16885426
Florida is so based

>>16889320
I tried free varieties of wings about 2 months ago. They were all inedible, gummy, fucked up bones, just terrible. I didn't even feel like going back to get a refund
tenders are aight, but their fried chicken pieces always taste burnt no matter which one I go to.

>>16885852
Not near me

>>16885586
>The stores are immaculately clean. All the isles and different departments are logically laid out for efficient shopping
you just described a perfectly normal shopping experience. Where were you shopping before that was so bad?

It's that time of year again Florida bros: Just polished off a delicious turkey bacon cranberry sub (sans cranberry sauce). On sale this week. Get it toasted

>>16885830
S+ Tier
>Hy-vee

>>16885426
I never really understood the big deal until I left Florida and experienced other grocery stores. I always enjoyed the tendie sammiches, but I figured it was just a standard sort of grocery store deli food. I was wrong. By a lot.

>>16889320
>i was born in florida

Stopped reading right there.

>>16889942
Damn, this sounds dank, breh. Do I just order this at the sammich counter?

>>16890688
I always order at the website, and pick up and pay in store. But yeah you can order it in line if you like

>>16890727
Should I get the sandwich as is or add anything else to it, fren?

>>16890733
I get it with five-grain bread and twisted, with no cranberry sauce (unless you want that sweetness). Just a pile of turkey, bacon and gruyere with mayo

>>16890733
I get it with the cranberry and the smoked cheese spread they have.

>>16890771
>>16890785
Thanks, bros. Going to grab one right now. Will report back. Yankee faggots will never know this feel.

>>16890771
>twisted
TOASTED

>>16889322
You sound sheltered.

>>16889301
>doesn’t do his job
>gets a warning and told how to do their job properly
>still refuses to do his job
>doesn’t get raise because he refuses to his job
>”tHe sYsTeM iS riGgEd aGaInSt mE”

>>16889287
No, you’re just 3rd generation poor.

>>16889246
Go shop at Walmart and Big Lots where you belong.

>>16890883
>No
Yes.

>>16889335

>>16888070
Larp from a poorfag

>>16887440
Because he’s gross and has the self-esteem of a bowel movement that occurs upon death.

>>16886588
Same ;_;

>>16886592
>overpriced
What’s up with all the poorfag virtue signaling? Go shop at the clearance section of the the piggly wiggly your mother works at. Seeing people like you at Publix really dampens the customer experience of others. Here’s a rhetorical question, why do you think Publix exists when Walmart has cheaper prices?

>>16885880
>as if there aren’t Publix analogues literally everywhere

>>16890960
If you buy lots of sale/bogo food it's cheaper than Walmart. I spent $35 today and saved about $17. Buying what's on sale also diversifies your diet and keeps it interesting.

>>16890960
it is overpriced when usually within 2-3 miles theres a walmart that sells the same shit

>>16890960
Publix BOGO is super based. Every time they bogo something I stock up.

>>16890978
Aww, poorfag can’t think for himself and just repeats exactly what I just said. People like you are why Publix exists.

>>16890970
Walmart has self-checkout which makes it easier for poor people to shoplift food because they spend all their leftover money on marijuana, beer, and cigarettes.

>>16890907
>can’t afford anything at Ferrari dealership
>hUrR dURR BiDeN’s mUriCa
Your mom still does all your grocery shopping. Sit down on your dragon dildo, faggot.

>>16891036
Theres things you can do to save at Publix. If you sign up your email for the club Publix app you get a $5 off coupon per week. Me and my gf both signed up so we get $10 off per week. Not much but it’s something. We also shop bogo a lot and stock up and freeze. It works for us.

>>16891192
uhh okay? I’ll let my family know you and your gf are doing well I guess?

>>16891036
why are you so mad people in here say publix is expensive? i live in Florida and even people who've lived here there whole life would agree

>grocery store that sells the same product as the shop down the block for more money = better product

Lmao this retard ITT coping his "glorious" store is exposed as a wolf in sheeps clothing

>>16891270
I explicitly said it’s more expensive more than once. Did you fall asleep at the wheel again, brainlet?

>>16891285
A shining testament to the fact poor people will never understand.

>>16891312
the people who own publix think you're a retarded sucker from Jew York who buys into their "look how clean our floors are" aesthetic
youre essentially the cancer that ruined Florida, hope your windows are windproof

>>16891321
Publix isn’t limited to Florida, scumbag.

>>16891321
>the cancer that ruined Florida
Ruined it for poorfags like you? You’re welcome.

>>16891348
>>16891380
Oh no the snowbird yankees are getting defensive again once they realize they ruin everywhere they move to

*ruins where you live*

>>16891387
Sounds like you’re having a panic attack. Try taking deep breaths into your fleshlight. You’ll always be poor.

>>16891394
Slave state butthurt is alive and well 150 years later
Don't worry I'd rather die than move to florida

>>16891413
I'm not a hick, snowbirds should kill themselves because they're so weak they come down to my tropical swamp because they can't handle the poor wittle cold months awww :((( so sad

>I'm not a hick, snowbirds should kill themselves because they're so weak they come down to my tropical swamp because they can't handle the poor wittle cold months awww :((( so sad

>>16885539
while I can agree there are certain things they don't have, parmesan cheese isn't one of them.

>>16890960
>Shops at publix
>Thinks that makes him middle/upper middle class
Nothing funnier than working class stooges throw shit at eachother over their choice of products at the supermarket, lmao. Painfully low IQ.

>>16891209
Responded to the wrong person, sperg anon

>>16891484
some people prefer cheese that isn't pre shredded and in tupperware

>>16889439
Race mixing is bad idk why Texas and Florida people fall for this so much

>>16890861
He gave you a literal statistic. Most shit in Miami requires Spanish

Is Kroger the midwest equivalent?

>>16885426
>Publix
>good
This has to be a regional thing. The ones in Tennessee are horrible, they're on par with fucking Wynn Dixie for disgusting stores, shit prices and bad selection

>>16885426
nice try fagusea

>better than Aldi

>>16893211
Tenn is on the absolute edge of their coverage. There’s a reason Floridians love it, it’s because there’s one every five feet

>>16885426
their grandeur is undeniable but unfortunately I am too poor to pay $1.99 for a bell pepper

>>16885555
fuck you

>>16885709
HOW LONG CAN YOU TREAD WATER

publix is the fucking best. florida is the best fucking state in the union. too bad we'll probably be underwater by the time I'm 60

>>16894213
I don't care for DeSantis but at least he isn't openly quid pro quo corrupt like the laet guy was lol

>>16894218
I'm more a bleeding heart lib but Jesus is the Florida Democratic party a shitshow. Our only hope for gov last time was found doing meth in a gay orgy.

>>16894267
I was hoping nikki fried would do something about the fertilizer spam but red tide is fucking awful on the Sun Coast right now. considering registering at republican so I can vote in the local primaries, since the dems will never win in Florida and the national dem primaries are pretty clearly rigged

>>16885426
>>16885734
I live in PA and just got back from a TN vacation. I can't believe how much you people pay for food down south. And your selection is garbage. I tried two Publix-es and a Kroegers. You're being hosed.

>>16894791
Just saw
>>16893667
>>16893211
Glad it wasn't just me

>>16894791
> I can't believe how much you people pay for food down south.

Post your local grocery store ad and prove it if you think your prices are so good

>>16885467

You left out HEB?

>>16894913
Probably a rural or suburban retard that has no car

Dallas has
ShartMart
Winco
Whole Foods
Sprouts
Aldi
Costco
Kroger
Tom Thumb
Albertsons
Fiesta
El Rancho
El Rio Grand
La Michoana

and HEB's have reached the southern part of DFW and are under construction in Dallas county

>>16894853
I'll just let you stay mad about being hosed. You from TN? That state is trash. Virginia to TN and TN to NC are like night and day.

this is the most elite supermarket it shits all over poorfag national chains. imagine a supermarket with employees like chick fil a.

Why the fuck are Americans so obsessed with brands?

>>16895577
Consoomers who will gleefully get rape and tortured for the sake of profit and infinite growth capitalism

>>16885737
>no dolphins or marlins

That's a shrewd removal there

>>16885426
Publix subs are over rated. Their bread is nasty. I see publix employees getting their sandwiches at Subway on their lunch break

>>16895899
Subway is $5 a sandwich I'm sure some minimum wagie is buying subway. Publix has fresh deli meat, never had an issue with bread but even if you don't like it there isn't much of a comparison between publix and subway

>>16895577
What else is there to do? Everywhere you drive it's a bunch of strip malls or fast food places

>>16885552
Really? I think i've seen them in maybe one deli, everywhere else is Dietz and Watson

>>16895946
>fresh
do you get dental or

>>16891500

Uh, when you compare the clientele of WinnDixie and Walmart to Publix it's obvious. We have a Trader Joes and a Whole Foods but that's bougie shit. It really depends on what the area surrounding the Publix is like, for example New Tampa vs say, Hillsborough Ave or Nebraska Ave (made famous on Tiger King).

>>16895899
I work with a former publix employee who would regularly get pub subs and thought they were the shit

>>16896122

I worked at Publix myself at 16 and would eat half on break and read the paper and the complimentary Cigar Afficionado mags (era before smart phones) and take the other half home with me after I buffed the floors with the 80+ year old coworker who closed with me. I hated the good ole boy structure of the corp since it's run out of Lakeland but yeah, sub every shift.

Hey there, I just moved to Miami from TX.

I go to Publix a lot since I have one across the street, but if I need to do a big kitchen restock I go to Fresco y Mas since it's so much cheaper. My gf likes Aldi since it's so cheap but it gives me the heeby jeebies. But yeah, Publix deli is the shit, even if they're other stuff is so pricey. I really miss cheap beef especially.

I fucking hate it here. The food is great and being close to the beach is cool but everyone here is retarded and dead inside. The most hollow and selfish people I've ever encountered. I want to murder almost every single driver in this fucking place in Minecraft.

>>16896137
I did the opposite of you and moved from Florida to Texas and holy shit the Latinas here are a huge downgrade. I haven't even seen one that wasn't fat, short, ugly and dark brown. In Florida I would see at least 5 hot asf Latinas every day and they would actually be thin and not have a body shaped like a kegerator

>>16896137
Why the fuck would you move to Miami? I don't know why people fall under the impressions it's a big city you move to, it's a Cuban ethno state no one who isn't a spic should move there. I don't consider it Florida.

>>16886588
There was a qt cashier who wore anime buttons on her store apron. Miss that place, always had good produce and meat

>>16886588
Only got to shop times. RIP...

Publix is fucking great. I've been enjoying their pre-made meals that I heat up at home. Truly in the god-tier of supermarkets and better than Winn-Dixie

>>16894218
just think we could have had a diversity hire faggot who hires male prostitutes that OD for a governor

Got the bacon turkey cranberry sub with a bunch of add one… Publixbros… wgmi…

>>16896137
Where in Miami did you move to, faggot? Downtown master race reporting in.

>>16889942
Tried that bastard today. It’s aight. Aint all that. Better than that dogshit nfl sandwich.

>>16890960
>he thinks shopping at Publix makes him upper/middle class

>>16890960
Publix and walmart prices are comparable, but that doesn't change how prices at the grocery store have gone up for a lot of items because of shortages and other bullshit.
I've shopped at publix my whole life and the place has always been full of trashy people. I can't stand it when middle class retards like you pretend you're somehow better than the average winn dixie shopper just because publix has better customer service and cleaner stores.

>>16896967
Lower middle class master race reporting in. Good public schools so you don’t end up retarded but enough parental abuse to grow up big and mean.

>>16896969

It depends where your Publix is mane. If it's in the hood, of course it'll have hoodrats. I practice my Spanish at the trashy one.

lived right next to one for most of my life
never thought it was anything special
pretty sure this is just some internet fad bullshit and everybody just goes with it
ps go back to your shithole state, no one wants you invading

>>16896621
That anon sounds like a Uni fag, living near Tamiami Park area

>>16896975
>baiting this hard

have a (You) anyway faggot.

>>16885426
I love the Dill Havarti cheese at the deli.

>>16897025
The rabbit hole runs deep fren.

>>16885830
>counting Walmart as a grocery store
people unironically go to Walmart to restock groceries? I might grab a thing or two but I always just go to Publix if I need a lot of stuff

>>16897092
I have 2 walmarts near me and the prices are just to good for what i purchase.
It's kinda trashy but if I just need groceries, I would be hard pressed not to find what I need unless it's some exotic ingredient.

im a eurofag but im crying and shitting my pants laughing at this thread, can someone take me in so i can join supermarket civil war threads, we only have one supermarket here like 10 mins away

>>16890883
>hurr durr so what if inflation is rampant and supply chains are collapsing? just stop being poor!!!1!!1

Is this how libtards defend their supreme leader?

>>16889309
>Find a nice Colombian girl

How do I meet a nice Colombian women? A lot of women in this town are shallow af. I love Miami, but it's the furthest thing from an intellectual city, so most people here are retarded.

>>16889799
I have a Walmart and a Winn Dixie in my town, and they're both just kinda grimey and gross. It's awful. Any time I go to a place with more than two places to buy things it seems like quality of the store goes through the roof

>>16898929
>so most people here are retarded
you included

>>16891426
nobody cares about snowbirds up here either

>>16891426
I will never forget being at Disney world and it started raining, one of those insane Florida summer rains where the air is solid water and all the tourists from out of state were FREAKING OUT

>>16890793
Well, how was it motherfucker? I need to decide what I am having for lunch

>>16898929
>live in spic cosmopolitan hell
>hate everyone there
>how can I get a spic woman so I can pump out a mulatto kid?

>having this much pride in a supermarket that makes subs
Florida really is Darwin's waiting room

>>16891500
Poorfag cope is exquisite. There is so much insecure seethe trying to be masked by indifference.

>>16893180
Whatever you say buddy, sorry the jews have ruined white women, vapid selfish whores. My conservative, family values minded latina girl is the only reason my fucked up family has reconciled and started spending holidays together. Shes sexy and an amazing mom to boot. Absolutely hates niggers and nigger culture. She is the biggest white supremacist I know. Sorry, the conquistadorpill is the final pill.

>>16894791
Stay the fuck out of the south motherfucker.

>>16899145
That's cool, sucks your kids is gonna be two standard deviations below you in iq. Conquistador pill didn't seem to work out for south America which is a shit hole continent

>>16895039
Central market when I lived in Highland Park was the only grocery store that could beat Publix, and it REALLY beat Publix which is saying a lot.

>>16896111
I actually happily pay higher prices for the same goods to avoid poor people. My HOA is 400$ a month. They say its for gateguards, lawncare etc, but in truth? Invisible fence for poorfags. Worth every dollar.

>>16891209
You’ll let my mom know that me and your mom are doing well? Might make for a weird phone call.

>>16896203
lmao, my man. Moved to Texas for a year in 2018 and that is exactly what I saw. South American women are the pinnacle. I gave up white girls years ago but only messed with one spanish girl in Texas, rest where white. So glad to be back in Florida.

>>16891209
>>16899195
m8 your brother is fucking your mum leave em be!

>>16896615
Ok I am getting that for lunch just without all the adds.

>>16885426
>be me
>visit Florida and start scouting out summer homes
>have a publix sub since people talk it up all the time
>no different than the subs we get in Stop and Shop in NYC
I think I figured why you guys exaggerate it though. It's because publix has a near Monopoly on grocery stores so you think something basic they make is special since you have nothing to compare it to.

>>16897027
Patrician's taste. Good job

>>16899063
I like when the retards slow down to 30mph on I-95 and turn their hazards on as I plow by at 80

>>16899249
God I hope you wrap your vehicle around a guardrail next time and everyone in the vehicle expires.

>>16899155
Even if what you said is true, I was tested repeatedly at 129-136 and my daughter is in reading at 1st grade level at 4 years old so I am sure she will be fine. She is white, her mother is a castiza.

>>16899255
Doubtful, I am a highly skilled driver who replaces tires with the finest Michelins money can buy long before the wear bars.

>>16899266
No problem I'm crossing my fingers that you do anyway.

>>16899304
I am sorry water falling from the sky scares you

>>16899226
Yeah man there's no Walmart or Winn Dixie or Aldi lol
>>16899258
Tell that to Mexico dumbass

>>16899338
>near monopoly

I am in line waiting for my sub right now

>>16885426
Can someone explain to me how this place is still in business? It's more expensive than Wal-Mart and is way lower quality than Publix. Who shops here?

$6.99 for a footlong with boars head meat and smoked gouda cheese. Cope more plebs

>>16899387
I didn't even know they were still operating until this thread, all of them went out of business in the late 90s here

>>16899444
Oh yeah, forgot to say. Fuck Yankees

>>16888482
>they give kids free bananas
but anon isn't that illegal?!

i grew up in south jersey
i mainly remember ShopRite/Starn's.

But yea, Publix was the shit if you lived in Florida when I used to live there...


like over 10 years ago. Fuck, i been in vegas too long.

>>16899581
The one by my house gives kids free cookies from the bakery

>>16899387
Winn-dixie has the best meat prices I always get Rib Eyes from there

>>16899879
Winn-dixie is so white trash even the blacks don't go there

>>16888482
Martins also give free fruit to kids. Well, it’s just a box next to the produce section that says “free healthy snacks for kids” with apples in them, sometimes bananas or pears. Mostly apples.

>>16899904
You need to go outside

>>16899318
>16899318
It should scare him, it should scare you too. The best tires in the world don't matter shit when you hydroplane, because you're riding on water. Your car has 0 contact surface with the ground.

>>16899387
Their BOGOs are retardedly good. That's how.

>>16899879
I usually get most of my meat and bulk stuff at Winn Dixie and than pop over to Publix for deli meat and whatever is decent bogos are out front. My newish WD is pretty nice, but there is another WD on the opposite side of town that has either been around forever or was some ghetto off brand store that got bought out and slapped a shitty coat of WD paint. Absolutely disgusting and dead.

>>16886588
I hated it until I missed it

>>16885426
Move back to whatever shit hole you're from. We're full. Fuck off.

>>16899387
I go to publix for the fancy brands and imports, but winn dixie has better deals

>>16899968
Actually, certain designs and grades of tires can cope better with hydroplaning and other conditions. You sound like you live somewhere where everyone only uses dry-climate all-seasons.

>>16895895
They included the Magic and not the Heat too

>>16885467
>what makes publix so good?
only whites go there

>>16889190
florida isn't the south you dumb inbred sister fucking piece of shit

>>16885426
HEBfag reporting in
HEB's in rich neighborhoods are GOAT
>everything imaginable
>deli butchers
>seafood butchers
>sushi makers
>sandwich shop
>pizza shop
>HEB's own restaurants (no chains, each one is different) attached in the same building
>southern hospitality service
>old ladies flirt with you

>>16903654
>Southernmost state in the U.S.A.
>florida isn't the south you dumb inbred sister fucking piece of shit
>Uses same tired insult thrown at any other southerner

Yankee education folks

>>16903659
Central market(HEB luxury brand) in Highland Park Dallas where I lived was elder god tier I will give you that but Publix is better than HEB, not as good as central market

>is shitty in your path

>>16903919
Publix puts almost every other supermarket out of business wherever they go.

>>16903780
Patrician choice, good sir.
I'm outside of Austin, only good central market is downtown. HEB in Lake Travis compares to it.

>>16887139
HT bros unite, publix is for wusses

For me, its the bold chefs salad with a side of potato wedges, smoked half chicken with blackberry lemonade and guava pasties.

>>16885463
There won't be a Wegmans in the city until 2023. They're taking over the Kmart that closed in July.

>>16904372
>calling that a salad
you burgers are something else

>>16904396
Seeth more europoor faggot

>>16904396
to be honest Floridians aren't the smartest let alone human

>>16904417
Superhuman

>>16885830
HEB can be pretty based but im not quite sure its S. very strong A+
Aldis COULD be A tier if they would just keep a stock instead of randomly being sold out for 4 months

>Pooblix
The Cubans, and other Hispanic diaspora, are correct in their pronunciation.

>>16903965
Safeway took over the last Albertsons location in St. Petersburg.
For about a year. It's now a Publix.

>>16885608
While rare, it happens. New York City has more shit in it than the next three states combined.

>>16885852
>>16894913
HEB isn't what it used to be, everything is expensive there now

>>16885426
publix sucks dick compared to harris teeter i moved to georgia and fucking hate it here

Question as european, but how often tend Americans to go grocery shopping considering how you describe some parts of the stores being better than others and the sole reason to go there, while I also heard how due to far stretching your sprawl is, most tend to make big weekly or even biweekly hauls compared to multiple smaller ones every two or three days as common here in Germany in really urban areas.

>>16907650
I go every few days as I live alone. I am building a house for my girlfriend and I so that may change when we move in

>>16885426
Ingles is better.

>>16909292
Patently untrue and blatant cope

>>16885426
Rayles be the best in my area they are the end all be all of grocery round these parts

picrel is not my rayles, ours is smaller by far

>>16909376
>Sacramento

How much meth do you smoke?

>>16909376
>picrel is not my rayles,
>>16909396
Reading is important.

>>16885426
HEB > Publix, it is known.

have any of you publix bros ever had janoy cresva bring your bags to the car?

t. yuro

>>16909442
they ask do you need help to the car.....i always say no cause im not fat or old

are you fat or old or just like making people see your ugly car?

>>16909452
retard

>>16909438
I have lived in Texas and Florida, you are deadass wrong, however Central Market does elevate above Publix.

>>16885467
qt3.14s working the register.

>>16887139
>t. Snowbird

>>16888174
Weird, I almost never see negros in Publix .

>>16908137
>Cohabitating before marriage.

>>16899387
They genuinely have the best fried chicken, even better than Publix's. In my experience day old chicken tenders from Winn Dixie is even better than fresh tendies from Publix.

>>16909969
I am never going to marry her legally.