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16883751 No.16883751 [Reply] [Original]

>get pan hot
>butter in
>turn down heat so butter doesn't brown
>eggs in
>scramble
>turn off heat just as there is a little wet left in the egg
>scramble again
>wala perfect eggs

Why do so many people fuck this up? Everytime I get served scrambled eggs they are overcooked or watery as all fuck. If you can't make good scrambled eggs then you have no business being in a kitchen.

>> No.16883764

Maybe you’re just an insufferable faggot who looks for things to bitch about.
The fact you’d start such a shit thread just to cry about how other people have served you eggs would seem to indicate this.

>> No.16883790

>>16883751
voila*

>> No.16883804

>>16883764
You sound like someone who will cum in eggs and serve them.

>> No.16883843
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16883843

>>16883751
>wala

>> No.16883854

>>16883843
you must be new here

>> No.16883855

Test

>> No.16884499

>>16883804
So that’s what they sound like , I didn’t know .

>> No.16884541

>>16883751
>hey guys my scrambled eggs are soooo great

>> No.16884559

>>16883751
>get the pan hot
>drop trou
>shit in the pan
>shit on the floor
>and piss in my own face
>turn the broiler onto high
>put a talmud under it
>twist my nipples
>wala

>> No.16884586

>>16883751
Overcooked. Filtered. Patrician choice is to have “sloppy eggs”

>> No.16884604

>>16884559
By the time I read wala in your post I was laughing hysterically .

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>>16883804
>You sound like someone who will cum in eggs and serve them.
Whats the best way to jizz into your eggs, do you guys jizz into the bowl with the raw eggs and mix it in or do it part way into the cooking?

>> No.16884941

>>16884887
That’s a good question . If you wait until after they’re cooked your eggs may get cold they are served .

>> No.16884949

>>16883804
id cum in your moms eggs

>> No.16885003

So we have a thread about how to properly cook eggs that has degraded into a thread about jacking off into food . That’s why I returned to 4chan after so many years . Thank you .

>> No.16885074

>>16885003
welcome back, faggot.

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>>16885003
>wah wah 4chan is being 4chan
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