/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16868974
how about don't eat and starve to death you pathetic wimp?
fuck you.

>>16868974
>How do I get over my aversion to eating?
stop being an idiot and eat food or die, either way.

Sounds pretty based. Food is the gayest thing of modern life

>>16868974
You sound mentally diseased and are a weeb (also likely a tranny) so I'd rather that you didn't in order to hasten your death.

>>16868974
This seems like something worth asking /fit/
Or just learn how to cook I guess

Start with liquids like protein shakes to expand your stomach during the day eventually you will become hungry more often.

>>16868974
You don't, I understand your frustration on a spiritual level. Here's what I do, make a big protein shake made of bananas, frozen fruit medley, a scoop of protein powder, a scoop (or two) of rolled oats and enough milk to make it a semi desirable consistency. Portion it out into mason jars and wala, food for up to three days depending on how big your blender and appetite are. When you get bored of tasting fruit throw in a scoop of chocolate powder and when that gets boring, make something easy and savoury like eggs and toast.

Bonus, stick your mason jars back in the fridge and only clean all of them when you run out of shake so you only have to initially clean the blender and clean the jars once you run out of shake.

>>16869096
>>16868974
>mentally ill tranime fags failing at being human
really warms my heart

>>16868974
>>16869096
god i fucking hate tranime faggots

>>16868974
Just eat you fucking faggot.

>>16868974
Unironically smoke weed

>>16869096
That's too much cleaning. I'd rather use shaker cups for protein shakes.

>>16869124
>>16869131
ahahaha

>>16869124
Fuck off, you degenerate drug jockey

>>16868974
Gain some muscle mass and you’re hunger will be more strong because you’re body doesn’t want to lose it.

>>16869107
>>16869108
Why do normalfags react with anger when they discover that there are people that aren't interested in food, sex, or pleasures?

>>16869179
I dislike the abnormal. You probably smell in real life you tranny freak.

>>16869179
why are you an evolutionary failure? why should i tolerate that?

>>16869165
shaker cups are fine to some degree, its the combination of food in said cup that'll keep you from being malnourished and cleaning a blender twice a week will add so much variety to your diet and improve overall health. You can't really put spinach in a shaker cup, but it hides easy in a fruity shake.

>>16869188
>>16869191
You're like a base animal, driven solely by your biological imperatives. Some people are on a higher plane than that.

>>16869188
I shower every day thank you very much, you can have good grooming habits and dislike cooking, they aren't mutually exclusive.

>>16869205
>Some people are on a higher plane than that.
bro you just watch anime all day while deluding yourself into thinking you're a woman, you're not higher than anything and you will soon join your cult 6 feet under

who let the schizo out

>>16869205
And yet, here you are asking for advice on how to eat. Not what you should eat, or what is best to eat. But, just "how do I eat?" You aren't on our level, that's for sure.

>>16868974
>aversion to eating
do your teeth hurt?

>>16869188
>I dislike the abnormal
do you eat mayonnaise?
because that shit is the definition of abnormal and so are the people that ingest it.

>>16869255
>LE MAYONNAISE IS...... LE BAD..... BECAUSE...... IT IS...... I READ IT ON REDDIT/TRANNY

>>16868989
>>16869035
>>16869074
>>16869107
>>16869108
>>16869115
>all these fat fucks seething at someone who isnt slave to food
Thanks for the laugh OP.

>>16869255
i agree, maonnaise is disgusting

>>16869179
They remind us of Germans.

>>16869124
this fr

People seem to be equating me to a picky eater. I'm not picky about food. I'll eat just about anything.

>>16868974
not enough details. Why exactly do you not like eating?

A few suggestions from my food-averse wife
>distraction while eating - tv, music, whatever you're into
>keep trying different foods to find something you can get into
>liquid meals (eg weightwatchers)
If all else fails, pot will give you munchies, admittedly at the risk of becoming weedlmao

>>16869107
>>16869108
Anime website, die mad at that

>>16869404
YWNBAW, die mad at that

>>16869439
NTA but
>anime = tranny
why? weebs were a thing before trannies existed, I don't see the relation

>>16869459
That's definitely not true. There was a Roman emperor that put out a massive bounty for a sex change.

>>16869439
Damn straight I won't. Stop using le epic tranny meme on every poster you dislike, you're the reason it's devalued.

>>16869466
I meant mainstream, and you still havent explained what is the relation between anime and trannies, if any and you are not just a schizo

>>16869488
I wasn't the one you originally responded to, didn't even read the rest of the chain

>>16869173
Fuckin chud lol. Sad you’ve never been offered?

>>16868974
There is an antihistamine called cyproheptadine that has the side effect of making you hungry. My brother used to use it because a medicine he was taking killed his appetite.

>>16869404
>hurr anime website
>weeb reaction image
Predictable. You have a folder full of them.

>dude just because tons of trannies watch anime that features gender bending and doesn't mean that there's a link between durr hurr hurr
https://quillette.com/2021/05/11/when-sons-become-daughters-part-v-the-links-between-trans-identity-gifted-minds-categorical-thinking-and-anime/

This doesn't even address how autists turn trans at higher rate and how autistic weeaboos are.

Now post "anime website" again so you can dilate before the festering wound with hair growing inside of it in your crotch where your cock used to be starts to seal up.

>>16869511
Tranny stuff is coming out of America, not Japan. Japan doesn't have trannies.

>>16869516
>Talking about weeb trannies
>OK BUT JAPAN...
how many weebs are in Japan you cum puddle? Has the HRT devolved your brain to that of a woman's?

>>16869532
Blaming it on Japan is a misdirection. Everybody knows the gay/tranny culture is centred and coming out of one place. And that's America. America is a faggot country, full of obese faggot mutts.

>>16869511
You're right, I do, because unlike you I am human.

>>16869516
Have you seen jap males? They're born halfway female, the only reason they don't have trannies is because there's nothing to compare them to.

>>16869538
The only one attempting misdirection here is you. I was discussing how anime creates weebs out of autists and autistic weebs chop their cocks off. Yet you're here dick riding Japan like Asuka is going to fuck you for defending Hirohito's honor.

How long ago did you chop off your cock, Ken(dra)-sama?

>>16869558
The hermeneutics involving tranny suspicion is out of control when you're accusing me of being a tranny whilst I attack trannies. What is wrong with your obsession? Is it a cope because you're a circumcised American and your dick is partially cut off instead of entirely cut off?

>>16869558
The more you double down on your retarded premise, the clearer it is that you yourself are a potential tranny, and acting out with this performative masculinity of hating "feminine" shit like anime is just a cope to avoid engaging with your feelings about yourself.

>>16869573
>anime is manly
lmao ok tranny either you were born retarded, or your brain is so rotted out from binge watching k-on that it's like a wheel of casu marzu. Not wasting any more time on you, invalid.

>>16869570
>whilst I attack trannies
Where?

>>16868974
how the fuck do you stomach cereal and water?

>>16869591
Fortified cerceal has a lot of essential nutrients. I just stomach it like I stomach other food. I don't like it, but I don't like eating anything else either.

>>16869591
OP is mentally ill. Haven't you noticed?