/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16867358
Do you ever get tired of having shit tastes?

>>16867358
Okay, Shlomo. You can stop forcing your shit meme now.

>>16867459
>eats bugs because the debil jew hates it

>>16867459
>no insects
>scorpions
???

>>16867499
scorpions are insects

>>16868029
They’re more closely related to arachnids, retard.

>>16868055
Yeah I know they're still fucking bugs you mong. who the fuck cares what flavour of insect they are? I bet you're the same sort of cunt that smirks about how you know tomatoes aren't vegetables.

>>16868057
He's just a tedious midwit spastic who thinks he's clever because he likes popsci

>>16867358
Thank you based caveman

>>16867358
Your shit taste disgusts me. Feed yourself to the seabugs faggot.

based thred

>>16867487
Crushed bug slime to feed the goy is a different matter entirely from roasted, seasoned locusts and tarantula

>>16868055
uuhhh im just gonna tell you to dilate

>>16867358
fuck off rabbi

>>16868057
>>16868068
The implication being the nuance of language is irrelevant compared to its practicality? That as long as you get the general understanding of what someone is trying to say it's all well and good? And any attempt to do more than that is worthy of mockery?
Unsure why this sort of thing pops up so frequently when the communication is through text. It's not like you're in a rush to explain something but that seems to be the general perspective. Guess i'm just out of the loop.

>>16867459
>no bugs
That's not even really true because locusts are kosher.

>>16870916
Yea heres an idea tell the trolls to fuck off and do you instead of defending yourself on NuReddit

>>16870947
I'm not defending anything, just making an observation based on an assumption.

>>16867358
Only man children go out of their way making up reasons not to eat something. People like you starve to death in survival situations and nobody thinks whining about food or going "ew bugs yucky" I'd attractive.

>>16870958
I don't think he's talking about a survival situation. He's talking about lunch. I doubt he would rather starve than eat shrimp.

>>16870966
He's a manchild who makes up copes not to eat something. Nothing wrong with not liking food, but don't be a little bitch about it

>>16870976
Why?

>>16870977
Why is /ck/ still a board when the only people here eat fast food and hardly cook.

>>16870985
The same reason cooking classes aren't mandatory in schools.

>>16870985
/ck/ used to be the most high IQ board on this site zoomers and numales ruin everything. Its all shitty "ironic" soi posting like
>get it Shrimp are like BUGS! Psyop! Oh noooo
Even though nobody in the fucking real world cares or talks about that and people have been eating bugs forever.
Or it's like 10,000 autistic hot sauce threads.
>>16870997
Fact of the matter is you SHOULD know how to cook something or at least know basics at least like how to boil water. There is no excuse for you to not know how to do basic things.

>>16871002
I wouldn't say should, but it would be nice. If things like advanced mathematics and chemistry are mandatory I struggle to see why practical skills like cooking wouldn't also be a part of a 12+ year academic curriculum. Well you know, besides the fact it makes people money.
But then again I feel it would be better if every citizen knew how to handle a firearm so maybe i'm just a lunatic.

>>16867358
I like them. Too bad ground bugs aren't plump and tasty. Do you know how cool that would be if you could just go out into your backyard and catch land-shrimps and grill them up? Yum!

>>16871011
Everybody should be trying to learn how to do everything imo

>>16868055
They don't care. They're a cult. Don't boil a lamb in its mothers milk becomes you can't have beef patty with cheese for "moderates", and you must wait several hours after brushing and flossing between eating any meat and dairy those who follow the faith.
>Catcha: YAWHA
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