/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16862945
>someone says I think you’ve had enough pizza
why would you let that stop you

>>16862968
They wouldn’t let me get another one
It’s not like I left anyone with pizza they was surely enough pizza to go around twofold it’s better someone’s eating it then just throwing it away afterwards

>>16862945
A pizza is 8 slices, OP had 9, he hate more than an entire pizza

>>16862968
Because they wouldn’t let me get another slice
It’s not like I left anyone without pizza there was enough pizza there to feed everyone there two times over
It’s fucking bullshit

>>16862996
>feed everyone two times over
>went up for 'za 10 additional times after the first
Both obese and dense, thank you for staying scientifically consistent OP.

>office pizza party
enjoy getting scammed out of your wages and legally mandated break for $1.50 cents in bread and cheese anon

fuck the pizza party, i am still taking my hour away from the office even if you motherfuckers offer me cheesy bread

>>16862996
How are you content with being such a fatass? I used to be obese but dropped the weight after highschool. The idea of eating even four slices of pizza disgusts me. You have no idea what you're missing out on not only health wise, but feeling wise by not being a tub of lard.

fuck that guys car up bro pour some wild shit in his gas tank

>>16863066
>Obese
I only weigh 260 pounds

>>16863066
no I think this is the kind of thing a 6' tall 145lb man does

typically people want some left over so they can grab a slice later or on their way out of work, or maybe there will be a few slices in the fridge come monday. not everyone wants to gobble all the food down immediatly as it hits the table, i am very guilty of this and alwys have to hold back.

sure most people dont want to take the last slice but theyre happy to take the 2nd , 3rd , 4th or fifth last couple slices but your fat ass ate all those.

>>16863088
height?

>>16862945

>>16863091
that's silly. the only reason to save pizza is if another shift is coming in. and even then it's just a halfhearted nice gesture as most people won't eat the cold pizza.

>>16863088
Depending how tall you are and how much muscle you have, there is a very real possibility that like myself in the past, you are deluded and only think that you are only "chubby" but in reality are a fat fuck.

>>16863093
6’3

>>16863088
so you're 6'6"?

>>16863097
This makes me laugh hard every time. Nigga ate nearly 4 feet of a 6 foot sandwich and feels the need to ask if he's the asshole

>>16863108
he's 6'3"
>>16863107
pic related

>>16863099
my homeless coworkers wouldve been happy to take some of that pizza back to their car after work

>>16863118
Nice tits

>>16863118
ah he doesn't realize he's a fat fuck then

>>16863131
>>16863126
imagine being blessed with height and letting yourself look like that
I would still let him pick me up in a big bear hug, obviously

>>16863137
I'm a fat fuck like that but I work manual labor so the definition is a little more there, Never had a problem pulling a girl. Can confirm height is the only thing that matters ever

>>16863145
ok so if you're 6'3'" 260lb man with some muscles, what kind of person in your office has the gall to tell you when to stop eating or laugh at you about it?? 10 slices of pizza is basically no food if you are an active person

sorry, everyone else in the thread, I'm 5'3" 120lb and I need 8 slices of pizza at least, more if I'm drinking at a party. granted people are usually just surprised if they see me eat that much, but I feel like a large man should easily get 2/3 of a pizza before anyone even notices and 2.5 pizzas before anyone stops you

>>16862945
>not immediately stacking at least 6 additional slices on your plate
You were already well outside what’s socially acceptable so you should have owned it.

>>16862945
>9 times
jesus fucking christ, they were right, you had enough. they were actually looking out for your fucking health and well-being you degenerate gluttonous faggot.

>>16863118
It makes me sad I get compared to people like this when I’m a goddamn cripple and can’t do cardio anymore

>fat guy eats a lot of food
Cringe
>Skinny/fit guy eats a lot of food
Based

Be based

>>16862945
i can't even handle more than 2 slices and im 250lbs maybe you should take a look at yourself

>>16862989
jokes on you I slice my pizza into three slices

>>16863145
I'm just confused why you let them stop you. was the person bigger than you or something? you should have just laughed and said "I'm a growing boy" as you pat your belly and put another slice in your mouth

>>16863097
>mfw fatties can a fucking metre of subway sandwich in one sitting
I hate fatties, but I think kicking up a massive stink about people eating food at a party is just daft, particularly if they offer to buy more food to make up for it.

>>16862945
You're a disgusting fat fuck and you deserve all the ridicule you get.

>>16862989
You never eaten a pizza and a half before retard? You some kind of pussy ass limp wristed faggot or something? Bet I could put you down in one punch

>>16863066
Stop assuming everyone who eats a lot of food is a landwhale just because you're one. I can eat whatever the fuck in whatever quantities I want, and I only weigh 70kg

>>16862945
95% of the time it's some Karen who was expecting to take leftovers home and feed her bratty shitspawn for free. Office parties are for enjoying in the office to boost worker morale, not for hustling take home treats.

>>16863357
>You never eaten a pizza and a half before retard?
No, because I'm not a filthy glutton.
>You some kind of pussy ass limp wristed faggot or something?
Bet I could put you down in one punch
You'd have to hit me first, and I guarantee that a mountain of lard like you couldn't.

>>16863365
Post body, fatass.

>>16863390
>what is a fast metabolism

>>16863459
Okay fatass

>>16863357
why did this make me burst out laughing

>>16862945
>not simply teleporting behind the pizza guardian
ngmi

>>16863462
Cope more fatty

>>16863459
Whatever you say, lardass.