/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16854796
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>>16854796
There’s literally a Nork YouTube channel which often features recipes.

https://youtu.be/u5Lk_7ZjYN4

>>16854796
Fuck off /pol/tard

>>16854827
The recipe demos are fucking kino in how seriously they use their video production techniques that would be laughable for a western channel.
It’s good wholesome watching.

>>16854831
>a country of millions automatically equals boogeyman-board
Fuck off, faggot.

>>16854850
This is peak ESL.

>>16854796
Air

>>16854796
North Korea is actually pretty big on tourism, but you're stuck to a very strict regimen and rarely get a chance to try the local fare. If you're lucky and the tour guide likes you, you might get a chance to try an authentic delicacy, such as gasoline-baked clams.
Cooked over stones, these fresh clams are soaked with gasoline (usually siphoned from the tour vehicles) and ignited, with the attentive chef dousing them regularly to keep up the heat: an extravagant display of resources meant to impress guests.

>>16854898
uma delicia

>>16854796
They eat very strange food, I remember watching a video of a NK chef making some food for a special occasion and I just thought it was so bizarre looking. Modernization and capitalism changes food so much, South Korean food is so much more appetizing and profitable.

>>16854898
So the gasoline clams are at the same time an "authenic delicacy" and "local fare," but also an "extravagant display of resources meant to impress guests?" Which is it?

>>16855919
Well, gasoline is a luxurious commodity, so the local ''white wine clams''.

>>16854796
methamphetamines

>>16854796
human flesh

>>16854796
Casserole

>>16854796
Pyongyang is famous for a cold noodle dish.
"Did you try the noodles?" Is kind of a meme there.

>>16854898
My favorite

>>16854796
i remember i had found a darkweb site that had a number of north korean dishes.
i'll try to find it again and post it here

>>16854831
>pol
why do newfags have /pol/ live rent free in their heads?

>>16858240
Why do newfags constantly have to shit up every board with politics?

>>16854796
If there are any two places on this planet (aside from Africa) where I’d bet they eat people, it’s North Korea and China

>>16854796
bullets

>>16854796
>be edgy contrarian, vacation in North Korea for lulz
>go to local restaurant for dinner
>seated at table, get menu, place order
>waiting... food is served
>before we can eat, all a sudden, gong sounds
>armed soldiers enter, followed by all-female security entourage unrolling a red carpet
>IT'S KIM JONG UN
>he proceeds to visit every table, eating food right off our plates while moaning and slobbering as crumbs and sauce roll down his chins and into his fat rolls
>pretty much a yellow Niko Avocado in a Dr. Evil costume
>after about fifteen minutes, an advisor timidly approaches to inform Dear Leader that it's time to move on to the next restaurant
>Kimmy sighs and reluctantly agrees, leaving in a trail of grease and gravy
>Soldiers remain to ensure that we finish the few remaining scraps of food at gunpoint

Say what you will, but the dedication of this dude... apparently he makes the rounds at all 14 restaurants in North Korea every day.

>>16858320
the only confirmed place that still eats people is Papua new Guinea so I guess this is either going to be a wake up call that you know nothing about the world and lead to you climbing out of your American shell or just another forgettable time you were wrong this week. your choice

>>16858394
I guess you don't have wechat or qq and you missed all those videos and posts from a few years back kwab

>>16858394
he's referring to forced labour and death camps

>>16859067
You seem to be the racist, as is very common with your types. I simply don't give a shit about your fucking nations and don't want to visit them.
If you want to call me racist for disagreeing with you then you must have been shillary supporters since that's the best that they can do.
Are you still seething in your closets because Trump beat your annointed one?

I'm guessing whatever bugs or rats they can get their hands on, maybe the odd starved neighbor if they're lucky and find them first.

>>16854898
interesting. they made something like that in this netflix series.

>>16859067
Oh yeah, DPRK propaganda, how could we forget about that.

>>16854796
apparently they eat a lot of cabbage and thin rice porridge in the labor camps

>>16854796
When in high school I took a culinary class in which we had to draw from a bowl randomly to see which country we had to cook a dish from and make a pamphlet about that country's cuisine. Of course I get fucking North Korea of all places and looking back I find it pretty hilarious.

Back then NK didn't have any YouTube propaganda shit so I literally had to make a South Korean dish and make up a bunch of bullshit that wasn't completely shitting on NK culinary cuisine.

I got a C.

>>16854898

>>16859782
They put North Korea in the bowl on purpose and then gave you a C? What a dirty cunt.

>>16854804
woah, is this what living in america is like? extreme censorship?

>>16854796
I remember watching a video about a North Korean restaurant in South Korea. A certain cold noodle soup is one of the prime delicacies. I guess it's alright if you're into that. They also had some stews but blander than usual Korean cooking.

this whole thread reeks of anti n.korea propaganda. not to say it's a bad country, but i don't believe it's as bad as you all are making it out to be.

>>16859834
>. not to say it's a bad country
*not to say it's not a bad country

>>16859803
The old bitch came off as kinda clueless and probably didn't know anything about the country. She was teaching a cooking class after all

>>16859782
in 2005 for middle school we had to do a presentation on someone famous who helped shape the country and i never bothered to do any homework or anything in school at all and i told the teacher i wanted to do it on saddam hussein and the teacher was reluctant but she said as long as you actually do it you're fine. i actually did it and everyone in class looked confused and annoyed.

Catalope

>>16854796
Household pets and rice

>>16854827
DPRKchads...I kneel...

>>16860487
about time. now buy something don't just kneel there.

>>16854898
>fire
>outdoors
>overly extravagant
>only a few people can get it
3 michelin stars

>>16859970
Same as the south then.

>>16859834
get off the internet, Kim.

>>16862623
NORTH KOREA BEST KOREA

>>16859067
He literally made reference to actual cannibalism

>>16858274
You're the one who made it political dipshit.
>HE MENTIONED [country] THAT'S POLITICS

>>16854796
I went to a North Korean restaurant in Shanghai. North Korea opens restaurants in China to help bring in some revenue for their gov, I guess.

The food wasn't particularly memorable. Pic related is of some NK beer I had there.

>>16854796
I've never seen them have any cooking shows
https://kcnawatch.org/korea-central-tv-livestream/

>>16861152
"I've got some moss for sale, I need souls, ehehehehe"

>>16858164
please do

>>16862742
how was the beer?

>>16862742
>taedong gang
even north koerea has gangs

>>16854796
cosmic brownies

t. defector

>>16862823
you can tell that laborer does not like his life and potentially the man in charge of the country he lives in

>>16858379
Yeah I’m gonna just go ahead and choose to believe this because doing so pleases me.

>>16854827
jesus all of those recipes look bland as fuck and all featuring tofu which is bland as fuck in itself. I'd off myself if i had to eat like this my entire life

>>16858240
>>16858274

Duh, it’s part of the conversion process. They’re just in stage 1. Wait until they get to stage 2 and realize they’re here forever.

>>16858379
Your pic makes me wonder if anyone has posted Lil’Kim’s head on the body of one of those Suck Korean mukbang videos.

>>16854796
There are some interesting savory cold noodle dishes where they use iced pear juice as the base. Tried it once, pretty great and unique too. Noodles are usually sweet potato or buckwheat.

>>16864245
Standard mainstream beer. Bud light or Tsinghua-tier.

>>16864245
Standard mainstream beer. Bud light or Tsingtao-tier.

>>16854898
lmao what the fuck it's real. This is dumber than the frenchmen who cook roasts in asphalt

>>16866444
The long-standing question has always been "what political officer decided it was a good idea to let tourists take and share these pictures?".

>>16864304
>little debbies are a bioweapon
now this is a conspiracy i can get behind

>>16859957
wowaaah cool!

>>16854838
Asian cooking channels occupy both sides of the production quality bell curve, the high quality channels are insane; we could never.

>>16864638
>not being willing to eat fried tofu every meal

>>16869092
t-thanks, a-a-anon kun.

>>16854796
It's likely that Bulgogi originated in the northern part of ancient Korea